ERP Thread
Night at the Roxbury Edition
Prior thread: >>1249284
Like some sort of Tokyo fever dream, the walls of the ERP Nightclub scream with neon and flicker with images - none of which are safe for work. The whole place pounds with a rough, driving bass, which echoes out all around. This is where the action moves after the beach. A dance floor dominates the place, right in the center, some sort of neo-disco collage of flashing lights sectioned off in squares, the bright lights glinting off whatever sweaty bodies shuffle on top. A good place to pack tight, with throbbing hearts and hard-ons.
Overlooking that dance floor is a little retreat: a terrace surrounding it, the metal rails cool and the glass below them hard, keeping people from falling through in a stupor. Cocktail tables and low lighting keep things intimate up there, while a broader platform hangs over the entrance, complete with a suite of couches and chairs that you could just sink into. From there, you can see the poles ready for dancers just beyond the dance floor, with enough space for eager molestors to hop up and join the fun.
Of course, no nightclub is complete without its bar service. Modern, clean, and classy: there's a full range of drinks for those who need some more subtle lubrication before they spill theirs. The stools are also the perfect height for any sort of creative monkey-business patrons might get up to: the signs around the place even suggest such an act, and multiple positions for it.
So, get down and dirty, at the ERP Nightclub.
Benis
>beach is gone
Such a shame~
>>1254048
Miyafuji ready for the night life!~
>>1254079
i luv miyafujiiiiiiii <3
>>1254079
How risque~
>>1254032 #
Mmm, this is incredible anon, it could only be better if it was really you... it's hard to control myself already~
Hey anons, im back!
>>1254048
Woah what a marvelous place...
Hey guys~
Just posting to ask how you guys enjoyed Ram tonight? I really like her ️ I have stuff planned for her too!
>>1254079
Is heading to the couches with you out of the question~?
>Sips whiskey alone at the bar
>>1254127
It was fantastic~
>>1254067
Naughty boy~
Don't lose yourself yet! We barely started~
I wish I was there licking that throbbing cock, tasting any precum and then sucking you down my throat and you feeding me~
Mmmmm, Now, spit on your hand naughty boy. And wrap that wet hand around that cock, squeeze it and don't do a thing! Just hold it there, imagine my mouth wrapped around it, my tongue on the base. I would push against it with my tongue
Imagine me doing so and squeeze, every squeeze you give yourself is really my wet warm tongue pushing against that aching dick you have~
After you do that for a little start stroking very very slow~ And you better be cupping those balls to cutie~
>>1254144
Look at this fucking loser lmao
>>1254101
>>1254146
~
>>1254105
Ara~ What a cute... "girl." Ufufu.
>>1254102
Greetings, miss! You, ah, happen to be scantily clad right now.
>>1254127
(She seems like an interesting and fun case.)
>Does a rail grind.
I'm here for the extreme role play.
>>1254144
...you want some more?
>>1254151
>attempts to drown the hurtful comment with more booze
>>1254127
(Was fun, the personality was really spot on~)
>>1254146
I'll try, miss, but this is so good...
I wish you were too, mmmm~
Mm, that was so good... but now back to stroking for you, and I am cupping them just for you~
>>1254157
You should see me at my best
Or maybe my worse, im not sure
>>1254079
H-hello miyafuji this is a odd place...
>>1254157
Ah... Hello there! Eh..... Aww Man don't be embarrsed...
>>1254173
>Chad approaches.
Sup brah? Didnt bring any bitches?
>>1254219
>shakes head sadly
>>1254234
Why not, brah? You look like you're drowning and shit!
MMmm fresh thread
>>1254246
That's the plan...
>>1254210
You look far too cute and innocent to belong here... But, anyway, hello~ May I get your name?
>>1254207
I can imagine... Dear, how lascivious~
>finds himself rudely awoken by the sudden pumping bass and he sees he's no longer on his towel at the beach. Instead he's curled on a glimmering dance floor while the sounds of people laughing and chatting fill the air. He feels a bit sad realizing that his little sand drawing was gone.
W-well, this is new.. I think? It looks like this place is coming alive though.
>>1254192
Gooooood boy~~~
Very good boy! I love naughty boys like you!
Mmm Now start going a little faster! Work that cock and tug on those balls for me~
I would be throating you right about now<3
And it any precum leaks out just smear it on your cock~ Moan for me too! Moan and say thank you~
Thank me over and over! I am a cute girl after all~
Letting you stroke that sexy dick to me. Hehe, thank you for letting me watch you! But thank me, because I think it's sexy you naughty boy!~
>>1254086
And I love yuuu!~
>>1254099
N-not at all, compared to yours..
>Miyafuji gulped eyeing you up and down.
>>1254132
For now yes, I'm heading off backstage since it's my meal time.~
>>1254210
You think so? Seems like a fun place to me.~
"COMRADES! FREE VODKA ON TRUCK FROM FRIEND VLADIMIR!"
>Vladimir yelled as he rolled up in his GAZ 52p, filled to the brim of the truck with the USSR's Vodka given to him after the war. Clearly audible hard bass being emitted from the speakers, practically deafening to anyone outside.
>He'd get out of the car and onto it's side, holding up the first vodka.
>>1254281
Mmm~
I'll smear it all over, miss, thank you, thank you, thank you so much!
Mmm, thank you miss, thank you~
>>1254281
>She literally sucks that bad.
>No quotation marks, no periods. no actions, poor words, no tone of fear of getting caught.
>CYKA BLYAT.
>>1254260
H-Hayate miss I'm was told that this was the
Place to hangout at but...
>He looks around at the club, worried look on his face.
>>1254294
Eh I-I've never been to a club before what am I supposed to do?
>>1254294
i luv you mooooooooore <3
>>1254294
Very well, enjoy your meal!
>>1254331
Aww, it's the lovely blue Bunnie himself <3
>>1254352
Ah hello there!
>He yells over the crowd of people, towards the sound.
>>1254322
Very good boy~!
You'll do anything right? Anything at all to please me? Because I want you to do two more things for me. I really really want you to do them cutie! So will you please?! I don't know if you will like the next thing I want you to do so you have to promise you will! Promise me, keep stroking that cock and promise this girl who controls you!
I control you right? So then tell me you will do anything! Say you're my little cute toy to control!~
>>1254330
I'm giving instructions though cutie!
And going to sleep right after!
I know you love it <3
>>1254330
Why don't you do some better ERP then?
Oh wait.
>>1254294
>This gets more attention than
>>1254302
>Literally how, because it's a slurt?
>>1254375
Please do not acknowledge the slavs.
>>1254294
Aha, however, yours is far cuter, Miya~ Do you happen to like my outfit?
>>1254331
The name is Nikou, Hayate~ You may simply avoid the... more carnal goings-on around here, if you'd like. No need to appear so concerned~ Anyway... I do hope my... assumptions, are correct.
Ladies
>>1254375
Of course, miss, I promise!! I'll do anything for you, I'm yours to control~
>>1254257
That's the what? Can't hear ya little man.
>>1254276
Yea, its pretty active tonight.
>>1254367
>Walks over to you and pets your head
How have you been?
>>1254400
I said thats the plan
>>1254406
>he looks over and marvels at the man's impressive hairstyle.
Hello, good sir! Enjoying the festivities? My name is Jiro, and you are..?
>>1254375
>No, I am not. I despise this. I remember when we were back on /b/, it was straight to the point, lewd fun for us all.
>Then we just move to /trash/, and suddenly shitposting and terrible ERP and RP in GENERAL is coveted. What the hell happened. Oh, it's /trash/, /trash/ is considered high quality, a reversal of poles.
>>1254260
Are you calling me a slut?
>>1254383
Do you really want a response that badly?
>>1254302
While the truck's constant booming swells under the nightclub's superior systems, little take notice to the screaming Russian - those outside either too drunk, or wary of Greek gifts, especially alcoholic ones - except for a couple of bouncers. The two meatheaded men nod to one another, uncrossing their arms as they walk over, hulking muscles rippling while they storm up to him.
"Beat it, bud," one growls, his gravelly voice raised against the competing music.
"We don't wanna hurt ya, but you've gotta either park and pay for your drinks, or get lost," the other has a higher voice, but his eyes stare right at the man, without a hint of human compassion glinting in them.
>>1254419
Alright, sheesh, buddy, no need to get so defensive, god damn.
>>1254439
why do you have an 8pack?
>>1254393
Oh uh...
>He looks down at his attire.
Y-yes your assumption is correct please don't mind me.
>>1254414
Mostly just napping... B-but hey look at us were a a n-nightclub!
>He throws his hands up in a cheer.
>>1254398
Good boy~
I love controlling easy boys like you!
The next thing I want you to do is when you leak pre cum next, I want you to take your finger and scoop up as much of that precum as you can. Then, I want you to take it and place i right on that sexy tongue of yours~
Suck your finger and moan! Imagine me watching you and playing with my breasts and moaning while you do it, because I love it when boys do such naughty things like that!!
Mmmm, and then play with your precum some too! And after that, I want you to jerk as hard as you can for me!
Stick out your tongue like a cute little doggy while you stroke too~
>>1254419
CELL SENPAI!!!
>>1254434
>and suddenly shitposting and terrible ERP and RP in GENERAL
RP
ERP
and everything here even on /b/ is shit, always has, always will
Except here it's not as fun.
>>1254471
O-ok, miss! I'll put it on my finger!
Mmm, thank you, miss~
My tongue is out and I'm stroking as hard as I can just for you, miss~
>>1254439
Ara? No no -- that's not the case. I do mean, however, that your body is simply something worth marveling at!
>>1254454
A~ha! So, you are a boy then? Ufufu, that's simply splendid...
>>1254454
It's pretty colorful and lively here, isn't it?
I hope you've had nice mapping sessions though.
>Holds onto both of your hands
I'd love to take naps with you by my side.
>>1254453
Thats what muscles do when exercised!
>>1254495
Oh, thank you, youre pretty good too!>>1254505
Whats wrong father?
>>1254426
The names JP, nice to meet you Jiro. Say, I dont think I've ever seen a species likes yours before...
>>1254524
I have been looking for someone but to no avail.
>>1254454
So are you exclusively a sub or can you sometimes dom?
>>1254541
You and me both.
>>1254488
Hehe, good boy!
Don't forget to pant like a puppy too~
Pant, moan, tug your balls hard and stroke that fat cock harder!! Moan, get super close!
I'm going to give you a countdown and at the end you cum! Understand?!
Mmmm!
10!
Faster! Play with your balls more!
9!
Moan! Say thank you!
8!
Pretend you're kissing me and kiss the air~
7!
Don't forget tongue while you kiss! I love tongue~
6!
Ahh~ Anon! Mmm!
5!
Half way there! Go harder!
4!
Come on! Thrust your hips into that hand! Fuck your hand like you would me!
3!
So close! Oh anon! I think I'm going to cum with you! Ah~ It feels so good!
2!
Mmmm Anon! Almost there! All I have to say is......Mmmm!
Come on, keep going! Harder! Faster! The countdown isn't over yet!!
>>1254539
"JP"? What a fascinating name. Do does letters stand for something or is it simply a cool nickname? Ahh, and as for what I am, I am a species known as sergal. A race noted for it's similarities to planet Earth's wolves, sharks, and raptors.
>>1254495
I-it is?
>>1254514
Oh please anon... Come there's time for that later! We should be having fun!
>>1254545
Um thats up to whoever I'm with...
>>1254564
Mmm, thank you miss, thank you thank you thank you!!!
Ohh, anon, it's so good, I wish we could have each other, mmm~
Thank you, thank you anon~
I'm ready whenever you are miss~
>>1254276
>Seated on one of the bar's stools, a small glass of rum swirling about in a clenched hand, a familiar voice calls out to the Sergal inspecting the new environment.
I'll say it is. It is pretty jarring to go from the crackle of a campfire to a "hammer in a blender" dubstep song, but whatever brings this place back to life is fine by me.
>>1254573
Beasts all over the thread.
You'll become a furry sooner or later.
>>1254541
Who is that someone?
>>1254575
That is true, I'm just speaking my mind here. But yes, you're correct.
>Kisses your forehead
>>1254590
>sips on drink while sucking on "special" lollipop
Don't mind me. Just an innocent boy passing through.
*singing*
What is love
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
>>1254593
Her name is Shego. You realize you are spilling that on yourself.
>>1254524
Aha, thank you~ I do appreciate your praise!
>>1254575
It sure is~ I know a cute boy that also dresses up as a girl... He's just the sweetest. Fun to tease as well, so I do wonder if you are similar in that sense...?
>>1254583
Mmmm~ Me too!
Very good boy!
Good boy good boy~
Come on! Almost there! How many numbers? I think I was on 4!
Almost there!
3!
Just a bit more anon! Imagine having all of me!
2!
Come on! Get ready to shoot that thick load for me!
1!
Cum!
I'm right in front you sexy! Cum all over me~ Coat me, moan for me!
Ahhh~
Oh god! Mmmm! Anon!! Ahhh~
Oh fuck! Mmmm, ahh..... Fuck... I came too.. I came so hard for you!
Mmmmm... Thank you <3
>>1254590
I-I wouldn't say all over. I believe that myself, Angelisa, and Rhin are the only beastkin who frequent this place.
Good evening~!
>>1254594
>I blush scarlet
Well I'm sure there's time for that later...
>>1254610
You might want someone who's better then me....
>>1254620
Eh?! I don't like that l-look in your eyes...
>>1254610
If I wasn't about to sleep I would! Maybe you can just pretend and stroke your brains for me though <3
>>1254583
>This isn't ERP anymore. It's worse than that.
>It's only TALKING, no action marks, I.E
>I sounded pist off clear as day, a disgruntled and grisly expression, people sneering nearby.
>No "quotation marks." or anything of substance from you.
>>1254573
Nah, doesn't stand for nothing, just the name I got when I was growing up, but some call me "Sweet JP". Earth? Cant say I've ever visited that planet, but hat probably explains why I haven't seen any of your species around the galaxy.
>>1254619
Oh, ive seen her before, shes pretty hot!
And yes, why did you notice?
>>1254620
Of course, so are you here for the same reason i am?
>>1254656
You literally ignored a response to your entry post just to bitch. Get out.
>>1254643
Hello!
>>1254628
Mmm, thank you miss, it was so good, all for you~
(Thank you so much anon! That was absolutely amazing <3 )
>>1254663
So you explore space? Truly?! Tell me, sir JP, have you heard word of a planet named Tal, surrounding the star Vilous?
Doing anything with you would be a wonderful time that I cannot wait to have
Plus, you're too adorable when you blush..
>>1254636
You vile creatures are nothing but a plague on Yharnham.
Umbasa.
>>1254644
Are you sure?
You probably know what a dom should do, seein as how youre always on the receiving end
Are you sure you dont want to?
>>1254643
>pats you on your butt
>>1254677
>I saw the response dumbass. You made your point clearly and in context of the post. It doesn't go off topic and presents your opinion in a quick and easy to remember way.
>>1254684
Mmmm good~ I would love to do it again sometime! <3
(You're welcome! I'm really glad it was good! It was for me too! I'm going to sleep now, so night! See you around naughty boy <3)
>>1254698
>likes this
>>1254710
>IT SUCKED. I'M FUCKING APPALED BY THIS.
>>1254671
Have you now? Well, it is kind of hard not to notice something when it is right in my face like that an-oh my...that is quite lovely.
>>1254589
(So sorry!)
>he looks over to the voice calling out to him as he responded, squinting to make the figure out through the dancing crowd
D-dubstep? Is that what they call this noise? It pounds my eardrums and I can scarcely hear myself think!
>>1254693
I... I do apolgoize but I don't believe I've heard of this "Yharnham". How can I be a plague to it?
>>1254710
(Good night~)
>>1254671
"The same reason"...? Well, perhaps if you clarify on your true reason for being here, I may be able to give an accurate answer~
>>1254644
Ara...? But I haven't done anything yet~ Have my intentions been so blatant all this time~? Perhaps I shouldn't be so open-faced...
>>1254686
Exploring..? Ehhh...I wouldnt call myself a space explorer, more of just a thrill seeker; a racer that just hops around looking to race. Cant say I've ever heard of that system before...the only planets I know are the barren dust bowls I've raced on. Why do you ask?
>>1254683
Hey anon~! What's up?
>>1254698
>She giggles and slightly blushes
Anon! That's lewd~
>>1254738
Im here to slut around!
>>1254728
Are you staring at my tits?
>>1254741
You look familiar....
>>1254730
[It's good.]
>He goes to respond, but once a deafening bass drop explodes throughout the club, he realizes the effort would be pointless.
>Instead, he decides to simply raise his free arm high into the air and wave the beastman over.
>>1254746
Nothing much. Just bored! What's up with you?
>>1254730
All beasts come from depths of our churches underbelly.
And you to shall be hunted, by my axe or the other tools of us hunters. Your reign has come to a end.
>>1254758
...nice hair
>>1254752
Hey slut!
>>1254741
Hey weird hair guy
>>1254728
Hey weird old guy
>>1254730
Hello strangely polite 8eastman!
>He walks into the nightclub, sits down at the bar, and orders a jack and coke.
Hey bartender, are there any cute girls in her tonight?
>>1254741
No particular reason. I just happen to hail from it. You say you're a racer? Now that is a bold choice of lifestyle. How does it treat you? Are you famous on any circuits?
>>1254763
>he nods and makes his way over, deftly dodging the figures caught in the thralls of the beat and finds himself besides the anon
>>1254765
I assure you, sir, I am not of this Earth. I also assure you that threats shouldn't be made lightly against a sergal.
>>1254769
And hello to you!
>>1254738
Well I'm sure your nice and all lady...
>>1254752
I was but I was commenting on your ass. I have a friend that would love you. Same one that has me looking for Shego in fact...
>>1254769
Yes?
>>1254764
Just relaxing for a while, i went to the cinema today~!
>>1254800
Oh nice! See anything cool?
>>1254769
Uhh, hey whatever your name is
>>1254795
What friend is that?, i would like to meet them
>>1254813
Yeah! She saw Deanda
>>1254752
Ara~ Is that the case, then? Very well... That is not the exact purpose that I had in mind, from the first time I arrived up until this point. For now, however... I cannot divulge such information. All I can declassify is that I arrived for alike reasons~
>>1254791
And you're quite an eyecatcher yourself... Tell me, Hayate~ Have you ever... participated in any lewd activities with other boys?
>>1254790
Your words aught but ramblings of some higher form of madness.
Be still in body, I shall end your life with a grain of dignity.
>>1254822
>Pops out from behind Father
Hello! Name is Doug
>>1254790
Gog, why are you always so peppy?
>>1254795
No
>>1254822
Its Vriska Serket you gogdamn whore
>>1254746
>sips drink
You're right. I'm being naughty. I should be punished.
>bites down on lollipop before smacking your ass
>>1254827
Umm....
>He sank his head into his shirt.
N-no miss...
>>1254823
I don't know what that is but I hope it was fun!
>>1254769
Hey weird demon thing.
>>1254790
Oh, so your origin planet? I gotcha. Yea, its pretty much all i've done in my life. The money doesnt matter to me as long as I get a thrill from the race. I recently partook in the most dangerous race called "Redline" where theres no rules, and all that matters is getting to the finish line. I barely made it out with my life, but now a lot of people know me, so I'm just laying low for a bit to avoid the crowds. What about you? What do you do around here?
>>1254857
Deanda my dick!
>>1254790
>He settles and leans his back against the cool bar counter as the hulking figure staggers his way through the crowd until he's situated next to him.
I bet you're loving the nightlife segment of our culture, huh? And there's no need to separate the two. You were right before. Dubstep and noise are interchangeable.
>He puts the rim of the glass to his lips and takes a brief sip.
I'm pretty sure I know the answer to this already, but how's life been treating ya, big guy?
>>1254791
I want to see Hayate make love to another boy...
>>1254843
Doug?
Thats an odd name
>>1254848
Oh uh, hi then Vriska, i hope youre feeling good today
>>1254870
Whoa there! Don't want to overREACT or anything BRO. It's all FINE.
>>1254876
Mary!
Glad to see you~
Is Blanc still around?
>>1254813
Oh yes! The last Tarantino film just came out here and it was awesome~
>>1254851
Oh, so you want to be punished~? You seem like you want to be punished, and you are being naughty after all...
>She grins and gives an evil look
>>1254884
How is it odd? I think it's nice. Your name is Kora right?
>>1254856
Ah, such is life: filled with disappointments... It would have been nice to hear such events in detail~ Whoever gets their hand on you first... will be such a lucky person, I feel!
>>1254876
Oh my! I'm glad we can come to such an agreement, miss~
>>1254891
>slips your wallet from your pocket
>>1254833
You accuse me of madness? You, who would so boldly challenge a creature he has little knowledge of!?
>>1254848
I-is that an issue? I've no reason to navel gaze anymore, I'm afraid.
>>1254862
Now that sounds like quite the lifestyle, sir JP! I would say you're a veritable Daredevil! A-ahh, I would say my reason to be here would be the same as you in a way, keeping myself away from the hustle and bustle of crowds and such.
>>1254873
>he climbs up on a stool and sits on it an awkward position, his hands and feet both on the seat of the stool as if he were some gargoyle keeping watch
The noise is quite bothersome but everyone seems to be enjoying themselves so I'll keep my grumblings to myself. And yes my life has been absolutely wonderful since you've given me the courage and reason to confess to her! I owe you a debt of the greatest gratitude!
>>1254900
Hello, anon!
Just posting real quick before work to see how everyone's doing and I'm off...
>>1254862
Youre the least worst of them all
>>1254884
Yes, i am, matter of fact
>>1254904
Whats the name of the movie?
>>1254923
Still glad to see you, hope your net issue gets worked out soon
>>1254904
Awesome! Haven't seen it yet but plan too! Glad it was enjoyable.
>>1254910
>makes you lose a million subs in one day
>>1254908
Yes, it is, how did you know?
(hey guys, do you hate me or something? I never get any anons to fuck me, i see every other avafag gettin a ton of anons almost immediately, i think im just uh, going to leave)
>>1254954
(I want to fuck you! Don't leave! I assumed you had a hand full already!)
Hey there Korra! I'm a really give fan of yours!
>>1254954
Who do you see that has a ton of thirsty anons after them right now? It's just that time of night, don't get discouraged.
>>1254954
Are you kidding? Everyone knows you! Youre the avatar! Dont leave!
>>1254904
>returns your evil grin
I like you already. Mistress.
>>1254913
>A grin spreading across his face and a most likely inaudible chuckle leaving his throat, he looks back up to the sergal, index finger gently tapping the rum-filled glass.
Jiro, if there's one thing I and everybody else in this place knew, it's that that step would have been taken eventually.
>He takes another swig.
No sense and giving me credit for the inevitable.
>>1254913
Beasts are creatures of perilous emotion nothing more then a scourge on humanity's wit.
You are mad to think that this would come to any outcome then us hunters purifying you plague ridden rats.
Any sluts want to get buttfucked?
>>1254913
Yes its an issue, youre making me sick
>>1254954
Haha, go away!
>>1254924
The Hateful Eight, i know it came out everywhere like a month ago but it just came out here and i've been waiting for so long
>>1254946
I totally recommend it! Ennio Morricone composed the score and you can't go wrong with Morricone
Just be real careful with the spoilers, tho
>>1254954
Hey cutie. What's up?
(I wanna fuck that cute ass of yours)
>>1255008
Nice.
I actually have been wanting to go the movies recently, might check it out this weekend.
>>1254985
Was it truly so inevitable, friend anon? Was it.. dare I say, one of those destined romances? W-woah!
>he moves himself a little and the shift in weight causes the stool to spin a little, making him loose his balance a bit
>>1254986
>a growl builds in his throat
I am not plague ridden!
>>1254993
I apologize profusely!
>>1254954
>(all those replies
Korra is popular! Popular!!)
>>1255008
8?8?8?8?8?8?8?8?
Thats my favorite num8er!
(i had to change my post, shitty ass fuckin 'chan doesnt know what real postin is
>>1255048
Youre making it worse, i h8 you
>>1254982
>Rosa gets closer to you, almost until your noses bump together, and she whispers
Then you better be a good boy~
>She slaps your face and giggles
>>1255048
You know it be true.
Already I see that feral look, the lust for blood.... It's stench wafts like the stink of the sewers.
Is Rogue lurking again?
>>1255090
>the lust for blood
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
>>1254909
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>>1255107
he can smell the menstruation...
>>1255064
Oh no! I'm sorr-.. wait. No! Not sorry! Get sick! ...is that better?
>>1255090
I assure you, sir, that unlike the rest of my species, I've taken care to civilize and tame myself! You'll not find ferocity from me!
>>1255107
(My sides)
>>1255092
A-are you trying to spell Rouge the Bat?
Or is there a player actually called Rogue?
>He walked to the bar while sucking on his "special" lollipop.
Can I get a double vodka and are there any rough boys in here tonight?
>>1255125
Meant Rouge the bat. sorry im a little drunk
>>1255118
Ara, "thick"...? I'd like to think my body is just fine... Maybe it's my chest and backside that makes me appear fuller?
>>1255122
Youre helping already, but i must go, sweet precious, disgusting jiro, see you some other day
>>1255125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLAYmdIyzL8
>>1255048
I'd say destined is an understateme-
>He almost spits his drink out in a fit of laughter at the sight of the otherworldly creature fighting a losing battle with a barstool. Once he finally calms down, he sets his glass on the counter.
See, stuff like that is how we knew it was coming. When you block out everything around you just thinking of her.
>>1255137
Whatever it is I'm sure enjoying it.
>>1255137
dont forget dat pussy
>>1255137
thick enough?
Would ask for titjobs anyways
>>1255145
Don't play with my emotions like that, anon...
We'll never see best mutant played in these threads.
>>1255137
Mmm, I would definitely say you have a thick backside. I'd like to stick my dick inside.
>>1255089
>smies at your facial slap and kneels at your feet
I'll be good. What do you want me to do, Miss Rosa?
>>1255162
All you had to do was ask for me!
>>1255122
Do not bevel with me beast.
You killed them all....even my wife....
YOUR ALL THE SAME!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JkYRsd1uGqA
>It seems the thread has entered a boss fight. What shall you do?
>>1255162
But Anon, if you touch...you might die.
>>1255186
Who's this guy?
I don't know who this is.
>>1255193
It would be extremely painful.
>>1255193
That's... actually a really good point.
>>1255151
Ah, such vulgar words! You have no reservations with being so wanton, I see...
>>1255158
Ahh, if only I were to be in the mood for such ostentatious activities...
>>1255171
Ara~ It won't be a simple hurdle to allow you to have all I can offer, though...
>>1255150
By all means, enjo it as much as you'd like~
>>1255204
>>1255224
>enjoy*
>>1255204
Nigga, you'd best be trolling. That's Juggernaut, an iconic Marvel villain.
Is Korra kill?
>>1255224
Mm, as long as you keep showing I'll keep enjoying. You have a perfect body.
>>1255248
;_; i guess
>>1255211
>>1255215
All you could do is look at her, talk to her, and masturbate.
Looking at her gorgeous body, hearing that sweet southern drawl, stroking yourself while she bites her lip and looks right at you.
If you tried for anything more it could kill you.
>>1255211
You're a big guy.
>>1255268
I can deal with that. As long as she doesn't talk.
>>1255276
UUUU
>>1255268
>"Gonna cum soon, sugah? All right then, y'all can cum on your honey's big bosoms. Don't be shy now."
>>1255175
>She scratches her chin while looking down to you
Hmm... Haven't thought of that... What do you think you're worth, boy?
>>1255302
True, you could cum on her body, from a safe distance of course. Her skin would kill your sperm though, suck the life right out of them.
>Sits himself at the bar.
Whiskey, please. The whole bottle, if you can. No need for a glass.
>>1255319
I don't know. I didn't think I would get this far.
>>1255338
Ona house.
Any 2D ladies feel like showing a drunk anon some love?
>>1255364
>He takes the bottle from you and begins to chug from it, ignoring the glass completely.
>>1255224
Not in the mood? Darn
>>1255379
>slaps the glass away and eats your face
>>1255379
>The glass shatters, its one purpose in life ignored, right after a messy divorce with the champagne flute he met during the drinks service of '07, where she won custody of the tumbler he'd sired.
>>1255122
>pokes butt
(Sorry for the late responses, my router crapped out on me)
>>1255144
Yes, farewell to you, you errm.. terrible thing! Smell you later! I hope I'm doing this right..
>>1255148
>he regains his balance but his face is positively flushed, his ears drooped in embarrassment and his claws beginning to dig into the fabric of the seat, hoping to prevent another mishap like that
I-I'm afraid it cannot be helped. Though I honed my mind to be as sharp as the knives and blades my species use, it would seem only she can shake my very core and make me feel as a pup.
>>1255190
W-wait! W-why the sudden change in music!?
>>1255248
(rip ;-;)
>>1255399
>likes this
>>1255399
>he leaps forward almost like a rocket and he quickly turns
E-eh!?
Everyone died. I ate them all. Now who's next?
>>1255353
In this same boat
Someone please help ;_;
>>1255380
I am not, so I must duly apologize! Perhaps another time, I can satisfy your penchant for something like... a 'titjob'.
>>1255252
Better revel as much as you can; I feel a hint of sleepiness catching up to me~
>>1255400
Hey Jiro. Have you by any chance seen Angelisa around lately?
>>1255419
You go back to shitposting in HG.
>>1255408
Poor Jiro. But his butt is getting more action than mine.
>sucks on lollipop
>>1255344
>She giggles and then lays down on her bed
Hehe, why don't you show me what you can do with your tongue tonight? and maybe you'll get to do some more next time~
>Blinks
Where are all the sexy servers?
>>1255440
>eats
>>1255400
>It seems the boss had taken offense at your comment. What already wasn't terrible is now even angrier.
>He charges you axe and gun in hand.
>What shall you do?
>>1255453
World 42
>>1255450
I want to lewd Rosa but she's busy... That, and I'm likely to disappear soon enough.
>>1255431
I have seen her a couple of days ago. Do you wish of me to take a message for her?
>>1255440
T-that is not so! And aren't you a bit too young to be in this establishment?
>>1255457
>he lets out a scream and rolls to dodge, hitting one of the speakers and causing the music to blare
guess im going to bed with a boner tonight
>>1255463
You could just sit and watch.
>>1255491
>Pertrubed at his quarry he pulls the trigger of his hunter pistol. He lays down a torrent of fire in your direction and into the crown.
>He's not stopping
>What shall you do?
>>1255491
No, it'll be fine. I'm sure I'll see her eventually.
>>1255450
Yes, Ma'am.
>crawls to your feet and gives your toes a kiss. He gently sucks on them before moving his way up your legs
>>1255400
>He let out a soft breath of amusement at the sight of the hulking beastman reduced to the state he was in. Leaning forward, he reassures the embarrassed sergal.
You know, you really shouldn't feel so bad about letting yourself loose like that. When I see that, I see someone who has not only changed, but changed for the better.
>>1255525
>he leaps back from the shots and gives himself some distance between him and hunter, watching him carefully
>>1255529
Very well, anon. I wish you the best!
>>1255541
>the stool lets out a squeak as it spins just a bit, causing him to stiffen and try and keep his balance
Is that so? Is such a metamorphosis so obvious?
>>1255558
>He leans back against the counter, picking up the glass again and taking another sip.
Well you did say your race was generally violent, brutish, and primarily focused on conquest, right?
>>1255491
Age is just a number.Why so concerned about my age? Do you like 'em young like Trixie does, Jiro?
>>1255558
Thanks. I'll be off for now though. Enjoy the rest of your...night? I don't know. Whatever time it is enjoy the rest of it that you spend here.
>>1255558
>Watching the beast flee from his quicksilver bullets continued to anger the hulking giant of a man. Hit let loose his axe the handle stretching it to the size of a halberd.
>it's seems he is approaching with intent to kill.
>You can't dodge forever.
>What shall you do?
>>1255535
>She smiles as you kiss and lick her, giggling a bit
>>1255578
>he notices the bartender eyeing him, expecting an order and he places an order for juice, which only causes the bartender to squint even further before going to get him his drink
Yes, that is true. A dreadfully frightening lot they are. Not without their nobility or virtue, but, lost amongst their savagery.
>>1255584
What form of accusation is this!? I assure you my relationship with little sister Ashley and friend Anzu is of pure platonicism! It was simply an observation! I was under the impression that such establishments had restrictions, is all. Goodness...
>>1255601
>he swallows the lump in his throat and makes a mad dash towards the hunter
>>1255613
>even got overlooked
g-guess I get cucked even in ERP, huh ;_;
I'll try next time...
>>1255638
Sounds hot!!!
>>1254077
Gives me an idea...
If we can construct a canonical space for ERP stuff, people can add location tags to their posts, meaning we can wander about as we like!
>@ leftmost seat of bar
>>1255624
>If Micolash was here he'd scoff at your blind bravery....and stupidity.
>The hunter swings his terrible axe your way.
>Seems you have a moment for another action before he cleaves you.
>What shall you do?
>>1255669
Not a bad idea.
>tfw Nightclub setting
>Nobody pole dancing
>No anons getting special services in the VIP room
>No drunk anon hitting on every girl.
>>1255669
That's plausible, but, chances are some people will just disregard/won't be aware of the fact that there's already a canon area for (E)RP scenes. I'd definitely give it a try, though.
