/TLHG/ The Loud House General
Death Walks Among You Edition
>Booru:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all
>Discord
https://discord.gg/0ymCZKXpKnCvlvzc
>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2
>Thread Archive:
http://pastebin.com/h2ZBJ3GS
>Episodes:
http://pastebin.com/KM6yNJpe
>[Short] Slice of Life:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B30Fd00WPdNDRGsxOFVZUTVvUVE
>[Promo] Lincoln's Many Emotions:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B30Fd00WPdNDSFNOTjBsSVhHSEE
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News:
>Season 2 Green-lit for 14 Episodes:
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/nickelodeon-loud-house-2-1201782479/
>Loud House Beats Spongebob in Kids Demographic
http://nypost.com/2016/06/01/loud-nick-toon-beats-spongebob/
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Upcoming Episodes:
Overnight Success (Airdate: TBD)
>Lincoln invites Clyde over to the house for a sleepover, but he gets jealous when Clyde wants to hang out with his sisters instead
Sneak Peak http://www.nick.com/videos/clip/the-loud-house-109a-clip.html | http://sendvid.com/w5jhbooo
Full Episode in Polish: http://vidto.me/ufzrt2x5698q.html
A happy Leni is a cute Leni!
>>3605706
shit thread hahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahh
>>3606106
Stay mad, Lisafag.
Threadly reminder to all of you sick fucks
>Lori was born in 1999
>Leni was born in 2000
>Luna was born in 2001
>Luan was born in 2002
>Lynn was born in 2003
>Lincoln was born in 2005
>Lucy was born in 2008
>Lola and Lana were born in 2010
>Lisa was born in 2012
>Lily was born in 2015
>>3607379
>best girl was born in2002
Eh, i can live with that. Im only six years older then her.
It can't be easy being this perfect.
Anybody going to enter something in the banner contest?
>>3607484
>Best girl
>Luan
She and the other older sisters are the worst.
Requesting some form of the first scene in this video, but with Luan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYxyClHVCB4
Shad's got a Loud House poll going and the results are ridiculous so far.
>>3607484
>2002
you misspelled 2000
>>3605655
>Its a Lincoln is hurt in an accident and Lisa augments the crap out of him episode
>>3608165
Lola would make a good banner
Requesting Clyde as MadThad snuggling with a picture of Lori. Bonus points for fake FaceBook conversation
>The Leni we know is not what she seems.
>She's actually a super-intelligent corporate spy, who steals/documents any particularly useful invention Lisa is making so her employers can get the patent before her.
>She replaced the actual Leni Loud, who was actually dumb, but not as dumb as this Leni pretends to be.
>The real Leni Loud ended up working in some underground factory somewhere, but eventually she decided "No more", and decided to get revenge not only on the girl who replaced her, but the family that never realized she was gone.
And thus the evil Proto-Leni was born
>It's a "Lincoln joins the KKK" episode.
How does it play out?
Lola is for hugs and incest
>>3608180
Well don't leave us hangin, hammerhead, give us those results
>>3608212
Why is she so evil bros?
>>3608165
>468x60
Nah. Those are pretty retarded dimensions to work with.
>>3608212
>>3608234
Gee I wonder
>>3608200
Did she ask for his consent?
>>3608212
Yeah she would
>>3608262
do you think she would?
Is there any animal where the female is the sexually dominate one? I got an idea for a drawing but I don't feel like doing the research.
>>3608180
>Lori winning
Eh, that's okay
>Luna second
The fuck?
>Twins last, Lola at the very bottom
The actual fuck.
>Lynn the lowest after them
See pic related
>>3608326
black widow spider, mantis, bees
>>3608326
Pray mantis
>"Toads and Tiaras" - When Lola gets sick and cannot compete in a pageant, Lincoln trains Lana to take her place.
Are you prepared for Lana's FEMININE CHARM, guys?
>>3608326
Elephants.
"I kind of want to watch the episode Space Invaders without skipping. Maybe I should go to KissCartoon. Oh...
>>3608388
give us the lana episode or riot
>>3608388
I am more than ready. Lana really needs an episode.
>>3608388
way too hype for it
>>3608234
>Clyde and Lincoln are still best friends, Lincoln mostly joined it for the white brotherhood because of having only sisters
>Clyde joins up anyway to hang with Lincoln and dons the hood 24/7
>>3608355
>being surprised that Luna is second
Do you even know shad's demographic?
>>3608262
He would probably be too injured to give it.
It's not for every board.
>>3608326
the angler fish
Where is the shitposting at mah dudes
>>3608326
sharks
>>3608326
Komodo dragons I think.
Though a shota komodo can still fuck an adult if it tries hard enough.
>>3608435
post Clynn or baby slut so i can post my pastas
>>3608435
It isn't real shitposting hours yet!
>>3608418
don't post that ever again
>>3608418
>>3608374
>Lisa gives herself and Lincoln super powers to compete to see who can be a better super hero
>Lisa constantly feels she knows best (and she does at first) but gradually slips down the slop of tyranny
>Lincoln is uncertain but does his best to be good and recalls his studies on the genre to avoid the typical corruption of power pitfalls
>it culminates into Lincoln needing to fight Lisa and knock sense into her
>>3608326
Mankind
>>3608420
Not really surprised as much as disappointed.
>>3608418
I want Lana to poop on me!
I'm still working on pages.
>>3608457
THEN I SHALL WAIT
>>3608476
>>3608495
Holy shit, man. Nice work on that.
>>3608495
oh
BABY
Take your time, man, but please take it quickly.
>>3607777
there you go
another request
>>3608495
Finally something to distract me from the mild shitposting
>>3608495
take your time dude keep on keeping on
>>3608495
That looks fantastic.
>>3608200
>Lincoln, you didnt have parents, the ones you knew were employees
>You were made by a cabal of technophiles so crazed for power that they would control not only governments and people but the chemistry of out bodies as well
give me a hug /tlhg/
Anyone want a quick shitty greentext? Hit me up
Hey guys got bored and drew this
Was always complete garbage when it came to drawing
So please tell me what you think
And how to improve, thanks
>>3608516
I don't know if you got a chance to see the one you gave me the idea for?
>>3608495
AW SHIT NIGGA
>>3608418
LAANAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
>>3608539
I want to bend Luan over and turn her into a baby factory.
>>3608551
I did. Nice work on that too.
For some reason I expected Lucy's body to just keep stretching and stretching...
>>3608388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHtkSt6PvAU
>>3608576
>>3608539
We might as well call this shitposting general, because MUTHAFUCKIN SHITPOSTING HOURS HAVE BEGUN!!!
HIT THAT FUCKIN (YOU)
>>3608523
Lincoln as tony soprano
I want Lynn to die
>>3608592
THERE'S NO BETTER SHITPOSTING THAN NEEDLESS AVATARFAGGING.
>>3608326
Hyenas. Their cits are bigger than the male's penis.
Is Lucy... dangerous?
>>3608584
I thought it was so obvious they gave an ironic answer
>>3608610
WAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
>>3608523
OR here, thanks!
>>3608548
at least your lines aren't chicken-scratch.
I'm also not sure what type of response you want. "Good job! Keep trying!" Or actual pointers.
>>3608621
Is her goth thing just a phase?
>that one animuish drawfag will never do even page one of his Lynncoln comic
I'd be happy with no colors
I hope he moved onto a better sister instead of giving up entirely
>>3608621
Only if you try to take Lincoln from her.
>>3608654
what
>>3608654
He posted a page very recently. Check the booru
>>3608646
>tfw I'm so thirsty for Lucy I will still save this meh work
>>3608495
how can one write friend be so based
>>3608457
Hi, Steven
>>3608650
Not him, but I want pointers.
Or just any response really.
Scan quality is shit, couldn't get CamScanner to function well on this pic.
>>3608554
I already did this a few threads back, but it wasn't that good. Have you already seen it?
>>3608678
no one cares on what you do
>>3608495
Oh man
>>3608720
I have not.
>>3608675
Oh, it's pretty great
>>3608646
Sigh
I love her, I truly do
>>3608712
The poses look a bit weird. Mostly Lynn's like she's just floating. You could exaggerate the hit more like her back is breaking.
>>3608721
I thought you were my friend
>>3608712
I liked your Lynn dude
>>3608710
if every porkchop were perfect
>>3608749
Nothing not to love.
It's lonely at the top, but you can't beat the view.
What's with all this shitty art recently?
>>3608610
>>3608781
>>3608793
NOW THERE'S A PRETTY BAIT
EXQUISITE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIHGb8Qm0IY
>>3608807
>>3608793
Haha, rude sarcasm is really funny.
For your information, I'm unable to commission people because of this:
I never went to college, I just have a high school degree and thus it's hard for me to find a job in this economy.
And besides that, I'm autistic. There, I said it. It makes it very difficult for me to socialise with other people. Sometime I get too uncooperative and start yelling at people, OK? It's very hard for me.
So, I live in this one-bedroom apartment, and only get $700 a month to pay for stuff like food, electricity, and other basic needs.
I can't be trusted with my own money, so someone else is in charge of my finances, and whenever I want something, I have to go through that person to get what I want.
I doubt the person in charge of my finances is going to give me permission to pay an artist to draw underwear-clad posteriors for me, so I'm stuck with requesting other artists to do it for me. I can't draw worth beans, and I don't have enough willpower to learn to draw on my own.
Yeah, so maybe now that you know my situation, you'll owe me an apology, OK?
>>3608830
Nice
>>3608793
ikr
>>3608764
Any tips on how? I'm garbage with action poses and I've mostly done very static poses in the past.
See pic related for an example
>>3607796
Agreed
>>3608830
GREAT!
>Lola wants to gas THIS
>>3608728
This is actually my first drawing of Lincoln
>>3608830
oh man that's hot
but also super cute
>>3608793
I'm a hoarder, and I was perusing DeviantArt for the least bad stuff and posting it here. It could've been a lot worst.
>>3608830
what's with Leni wearing a lipstick? she looks like a duck, anyway its a good pic
>Lola bashing a sister of choice's head in with a golf club
>>3608884
We really need an actual drawing of Lincoln doing this instead of this photoshopped pic.
>>3608797
>avatarfagging is fun
You lead a sad life, anon.
>>3608889
Thanks man, you make booru fagging a lot easier
>>3608901
OR here. This looks graet
>>3608830
>You're, like, the best boyfriend ever
There's going to be so many tears when they have to part.
>>3608902
why can't you be grateful of what's already there?
How do I do that black twitter Mr.Krabs kind of blur affect? I need to know for art reasons.
>>3608902
same for this one
If Mr ans Mrs Loud caught their children fucking each other would they even care? They come off as the kind of parents who wouldn't give a fuck if they saw that. Hell even when they were on chore strike and ruining the house they just let them solve it themselves.
>>3608901
[laugh track]
>>3608912
f-fun is subjective!
>>3608912
Actually most of this general suffer from depression so that's a good guess
>>3608896
fuck you
>>3608912
Sorry, I forgot opinions weren't allowed here
>>3608901
>Lola_establishes_herself_as_best_girl.png
>>3608933
Would they, indeed?
>>3608830
wew lawd, i beg you don't do a luan one my dick won't survive it, but do it anyway please
>>3608830
Fucking nice. Keep up the good work dude!
Also
>filename
u wanna fight?
>>3608830
Leni looks weird in the first pic but aside from that this is fantastic
>>3608933
they would most likely join the fuckfest
>>3608974
fuck you
>>3608933
Well they would obviously care if they caught, say, Lynn and Lincoln fucking. They would probably try their hardest to separate them if that were to happen
they'd probably send Lincoln to live with Aunt Shirley
>>3608971
This.
>>3608965
CELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>3608973
>>3608962
My opinion is that your idea of fun is fucking dumb, and that's a fact.
>>3608830
Fuck anon.
>>3608958
quack quack quack
>>3608965
>that filename
YOU'RE NOT THE REAL CELL
>>3608975
The family that fucks together
STAY together
>>3608999
Fic when? The trips demand it.
>>3609008
>and that's a fact
Fact: a thing that is indisputably the case.
Opinion:
a view or judgment formed about something, not necessarily based on fact or knowledge.
Your "fact" is technically an opinion
Tell me /trash/, what are each of the Loud's favorite alcoholic infused drink would be.
>age be damned
>>3608993
I-i didn't mean to offend anyone...
Who wants to take the extra step and learn Korean for us?
http://ryanestradadotcom.tumblr.com/post/20461267965/learn-to-read-korean-in-15-minutes
>>3609018
>>3609037
Just ignore this guy, man.
>>3609024
But I am? That's the same filename.
>>3609031
anon, I've been waiting on a fic based around the pic I used there for weeks now
>>3609037
You're a huge faggot, anon.
There's a fact for ya.
>>3609058
OR ARE YOU????? I KNOW YOUR GAME, FAKER
>>3608931
sorry you don't like it dude but I know what's wrong and updated the pic for you
When does the real shitposting begin lads
>>3609055
>>3609070
a new challenger appears
>>3609037
not the lola fag but
>biting the bait this hard
>>3609055
>>3609018
>"Lincoln Loud. Do not panic. Your parents are not your biological kin. They are agents assigned to protect you from the Hakkeshu. Now you must pilot this giant robot Zeorymer with your long lost twin sister to save the world.
>>3609088
nah i like the pic, the only thing irritating me was that her other pigtail wasnt showing but im def going to be using it more often, good jorb anonfriend
>>3609092
2 hours i think
>>3609096
>she's not canon
>>3609077
can we get a writefag to avatar as fake cell and make fics that are almost of the quality of cells fics but something very wrong about them is underneath the surface
>>3609092
Soon
>>3608830
beautiful
>>3609122
>almost the quality of Cell fics
Yeah, that would be easy
>>3609093
>>3609092
I thought we just got out of shitposting hours
>>3609136
she sure is
>>3609092
rev up those clynn, leni abuse and baby slut cause my pastas are ready
>when your a Lanafag starved of content
>>3609144
THEY NEVER TRULY END.
>tfw indefinite hiatus
>>3609153
Did someone say Clynn?
>>3609169
T-this wasn't supposed to happen
The Loud Houd was a success
Had the ratings, gained an audience, made all the right moves
This wasn't supposed to happen
>>3609162
Lanafags are going to have a field day with Toads & Tiaras
>>3609179
does Lynn like Clyde specifically, or is she just a slut for BBC in general?
>>3609179
post them all, so i can reply to them all at once
>>3609169
>tfw we'll never have /tlhg/, drawings and fics ever again when the show ends
>>3609122
http://pastebin.com/sz5ZRhr9
I wish I could draw hands and feet consistently.
When I stop drawing for more than 2-3 days, I just forget.
>>3609163
Maybe it should be laid to rest in a tomb.
Or a SARCOPHAGUS
>>3609204
>>3609200
Both?
>>3609209
>has the dna of every known fighter in dbz universe
I'm not too surprised.
But i'd like to see it happen all the same
>>3609221
You think you're SO CLEVER.
Well, you are.
>>3609223
>>3609169
i sure hope she didn't get a degree in physics
>>3608933
Theyd sit back and see how the kids handle themselves just like theyve done the past few episodes
>>3609179
>>3609200
>>3609223
>>3609244
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again upload your little NIGGER PIC up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” NIGGER meme, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking NIGGER meme. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became an AUTIST. A pathetic NIGGER AUTIST. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE NIGGER.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>3609240
Eh, not that clever
>>3609209
>>3609238
I'm sick of pastebins
For the short as fuck haikus
So posting here now
It's weird. I can handle Lincoln being depressed.
Being bullied.
Being abused.
Being raped.
Having schizophrenia.
Attempting to kill himself.
But him getting cucked just breaks my heart in a way none of those other things do.
And I hate it.
>>3609179
>>3609200
>>3609223
>>3609244
>>3609254
has it really gotten to the point where we're just going through the motions like this? its the same shitposts, replies, and copypastas every single night
we need new material, dammit
>>3609179
>>3609200
>>3609223
>>3609244
Imagine seeing this meme spammed everyday and having to be all like "damn, meme, you fuckin' fine, all funny with your tight copypasta and horrific reddit humor. I would totally have sex with this meme, both on reddit and 9gag." when all he really wants to do is fucking report another 16 year old on his computer. Like seriously imagine having to come to /TLHG/ and not only see this meme while shitposters flaunt their disgusting frogs in front of you, the favorable summerfags barely concealing her reddit identify, and just sit there, thread after thread, hour after hour, while they perfected their shitposts. Not only having to tolerate their monstrous fucking visage but their haughty attitude as everyone on /TLHG/ tells them KEK and DAMN, THIS MEME IS SO FUNNY, UPVOTED!! because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch their cancerous fucking reddit taste contort into types of memes you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a nice poster of quality threads and film discussion and later alleged reddit posters for your ENTIRE THREADS coming straight out of their parent's basement in Australia. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can see the stench that's breaking out on their acne ridden faces as they post it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to sit there and revel in their "euphoric (for that is what they call themselves)" memes, the memes they worked so hard for to fit into /TLHG/ in the previous months. And then the OP calls for another thread, and you know you could kill every single person in this thread before the mods could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking insane. You're not going to lose your future involvement with 4chan over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>3609249
She does chemistry shit.
She could pick up physics pretty easily, though, since her IQ pierces the heavens.
>>3609273
>For the short as fuck haikus
but i thought all haikus were short,
>>3609273
Good on ya Broly.
>>3609179
This one pretty cute
>>3609285
You know what you must do
>RUDY
>>3608650
Actual pointers
>>3608999
Nah the parents are too chill I can't see them giving too much of a fuck.
>>3609179
>>3609200
>>3609223
>>3609244
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
>>3609279
Dude you need to calm the fuck down and come back to reality
>>3609285
>we need new material, dammit
i know its almost as if our original topic hasn't been updated for a while, and we don't know when we'll get our next fix
>>3609288
One anon mentioned the idea of Lisa having a meth lab in her room. Who would help her cook the stuff up and who would she sell it to?
>>3609337
I can't, I've already gotten too absorbed into things.
Help.
>>3609254
THERE HE IS. THERE HE GOES.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again upload your little CUNTBUSTING PIC up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” CUNTBUSTING meme, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking CUNTBUSTING meme. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became an AUTIST. A pathetic CUNTBUSTING AUTIST. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE CUNTBUSTING.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
So how's everybody doing?
Something is just off with the threads today and I can't figure out what it is. Oh well, whatever whatever watcha
>watchin
>playin
>etc.
>Fuck this
>>3609279
Cuckolding hurts more because it's being done by people he loves and trusts. Lynn is cheating on him with his best friend. That hurts
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?
>>3609372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I9E6Enw1R0
>>3609279
>>3608896
>>3608974
despite being difficult to hear the criticism I tried fixing it
hows this
>>3609372
Do we need this shit everyday?
>>3609379
>>3609346
>Who would help her cook the stuff up
leni would be willing provided lisa gives her good motive, or bobby as for selling they live michigan could probably find someone in detroit
>>3609372
>Watchin
Nothing really, just finished independence day.
>Playin
Pokeymans
>Writing
ha
>>3609359
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you worthless heretic? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Space Marines, and I've led an incomprehensible number of secret raids against the forces of chaos, and I have over 30 million confirmed purgings. I am trained in armored warfare and I'm the top Ultramarine in all the Space Marine Chapters. You are nothing to me but just another heretic. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this universe, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Warp? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the galaxy and your powers are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bolter.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Adeptus Mechanicus and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot.
>>3609273
A NEW ERA BEGINS
>>3608830
>that song
MUTHAFUCKING COPYPASTA HOURS HAVE BEGUN
HIT THAT FUCKIN (YOU) IF YOU UP!!!
>>3609279
same
Pretty sure even in the Qu'Ran there's a passage about a man's women being taken being worse than death
>>3609179
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>>3609244
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>3609279
Lincoln must suffer
>>3609386
Looks great drawfriend. Don't get hung up on criticism though. I honestly didn't even know why I pointed it out.