The HG threads are mine!
You can have them, they're worthless
did everyone die
>>3596461
Saaaay, you look kinda familiar.
Nah! Nevermind.
Amnesia, huh? I hit my head on my way here, too, but I don't think I lost anything, haha!
So you forgot everything before seven years ago?
>>3596467
>She does a few somersaults until she's ahead of you, and draws a line in the ground where she passed.
This is the finish line, s-so I won! Haha!
>>3596483
What's that?
Some kinda food?
>>3590305
Shut your whore mouth. Ziggy is a better fuck than your uptight ass.
>>3593798
>>3596525
>>3596528
C A N C E R
A
N
C
E
R
I will host on the condition that my eyes stop being tired.
kamina please host
>>3596547
>splashes hot coffee in your eyes
Did it work?
>tfw you realise it's 2am and you've been up all night watching shit
>tfw you remember you have to show up to court in like 6 hours
>tfw you haven't even ironed your clothes
Just kill me.
>>3596545
>Butthurt faggotron with no friends
>>3596528
>>3596495
Look familiar...? T-that's the second time someone has said that... B-but yeah, the earliest thing I can remember is I woke up one day and I was attending Ishana's magic school, with a man named Relius as my guardian.. B-but I only see him a couple times a year... It's like he's constantly busy...
>>3596560
i have no willingness
>>3596528
That's actual cheating... you can't win that way!
>Continues laying on the ground, defeated
I could host a very early alpha of the XCOM 2 games if people are interested.
Subaru is Souda.
>>3596557
I'm screencapping one of my waifus can you fuck off at the moment
I'll host when I finish this episode
Fair warning though it's still got like 15 minutes in it
>>3596590
Go for it
>>3596590
Do it.
>>3596591
Who the fuck cares?
It's the character that counts, you shouldn't care who they are. You ooc fucks ruin everything.
>yfw you didnt back mighty number 5.6
>anonposting intensifies
>youkai racism intensifies
>greentexting intensifies
>intensify intensifies
>shitposting intensifies
>youkai revolution intensifies
>autism intensifies
>desire to ERP intensifies
>radical taoism intensifies
>yiffing intensifies
>desire to rape muffet intensifies
>>3596610
???
>>3596611
>Jewing intensifies
>>3596591
Psure "WcDonalds" is a meme.
It's literally the name of Mcdonalds in watamote.
>>3596568
Relius? I think.. I think I met him before! But.. Agh, I can't remember!
Doesn't he wear a mask? No, wait, maybe that's the meat bun guy..
>>3596581
I just did!
I'm the fastest!
>>3596598
Good enough for me.
First 24 for XCOM 2 Games, go!
OPERATION: First Summer!
>>3596611
>HG intensifies.
>>3596609
>>3596620
Sanae Kochiya
>>3596620
X7-10
>>3596620
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>3596620
Shimakaze
>>3596620
Kamina
>>3596566
>just kills you
>>3596620
The Player
>>3596620
Silvio
>>3596620
THIS DOG
>>3596620
Kagari Akko
>>3596620
CIA
>>3596620
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
>>3596620
Eggman-kun
>>3596620
Knuckles
>>3596620
Izaya Orihara
>>3596620
The Crimson Demon
>>3596620
Mustafa
>>3596620
Shigure
>>3596620
Arakawa Hoshi
>>3596620
Zulf
>>3596620
Schnaufer
>>3596620
Wendy
>>3596620
Misogi Kumagawa
CM Punk
>>3596618
Y-yeah he wears like a weird opera mask... H-his last name is like Clover I think..? He speaks kind of strange... But he's always been nice enough to me I suppose..
>>3596620
Weegee
>>3596614
Mighty no 9 got 5-6/10 in most reviews its terrible.
>>3596620
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
>>3596620
Jack Spicer
>CAPTCHA LOAD DAMN IT
>>3596620
Kazuma Kuvaru
>>3596620
Gravelord Nito
I haven't seen Soda around in a while.
Is he ded or something?
>>3596618
Relius...Why does he wear the mask?
>>3596678
LIKE AN ANIME FAN ON PROM NIGHT
>>3596680
Eila is beautiful.
>>3596688
>>3596591
Samefag.
Just shut the fuck up.
>>3596695
Thanks, Eila!
>>3596688
He is busy playing Subaru.
>>3596705
Nah. I saw the first post and made my post because of it.
>>3596620
Makoto Nanaya
>>3596672
Yeah! I met him once! He said I was really strong, but I had my mouth full and I couldn't really hear much of what he said!
Something about.. Knocking Nocturnals?
Alrighty! Keep in mind this is SUPER Alpha. Like, only 10 or so fatals.
Swaps and such!
>>3596743
Silvio has The Player's image
>>3596743
Please continue.
>>3596743
Well alright then!
Let's take em down!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzSKtDKJzqI
>>3596743
>Not putting Kamina and Izaya in the beta quad
>>3596727
"K-knocking nocturnals"...? I-I haven't the slightest idea what that means... B-but I heard once say I was useful to him in some way.. I don't know what he meant though..
>>3596743
Looks good.
>>3596743
Continue at once!
>>3596743
>Not putting Izaya and I in the Alpha squad
>>3596743
A wrong name at the gamma squad, but for the rest it seems okay
>>3596769
Looks like we're both pretty useful, then! Can you fight?
Once more into the fray soldiers, good luck!
>>3596743
My name seems kinda off.
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>3596808
Let's go
>>3596808
The squad seems fine, but the leader is another thing.
>>3596808
I-Izaya you fuck.
>>3596789
S-somewhat.. I-I can use magic and people have complimented me on my agility before... A-ah.. It might help to know I've fought off three assassins before... I-I still don't know why they were after me..
>>3596528
Teitoku is Teitoku~!
Oh right you don't understand Japanese. Teitoku means Admiral desu!
>>3596808
Wait, guys! I wasn't ready, don't go!
>>3596819
You'll do fine
>>3596808
Heed me, underlings!
I want to violently rape Muffet
Steam summer sale is in 2 days.
>>3596821
Magic? Cool!
People were after you, huh? Well, that can't be any good!
Anyways, it seems like you're pretty important, even if you don't know it!
Nice to meet ya, I'm Makoto Nanaya!
shitstorm when
>>3596808
You should be more careful.
I want Knuckles to fist me.
>>3596840
>Isn't it 3 days?
>>3596824
Admiral?
Are you in the military?
And you have a secret love affair with your admiral?
Woah!
>>3596808
Nice private dances from the Vipers.
I want to rape Knuckles
>>3596846
I should've invited you to homecoming.
>>3596826
Team work or leading a group made up by strangers aren't my specialty.
>>3596858
Why are we looking at this!?
Can we trade shitposters? LD is showing exactly why she's diagnosed with bi-polar again.
>>3596847
Well, if you say so...
>Punches you right in the jaw.
>>3596861
Another one? I guess it can't be too much trouble.
>Throws you across the arena.
>>3596843
A-ah...
>A rare smile forms and he laughs softly.
Haha.. You just told me your name..
>>3596867
You don't have to be a specialist
>>3596863
Yukki?
>>3596882
You want us to fail?
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>3596870
>she
>>3596892
uhh, ofcourse not
>>3596858
W-What is that monster doing? Is it having convulsions?
>>3596879
ow
>is dead
>>3596765
>>3596786
>Not putting me in the trash where I fucking belong.
>>3596879
Harder daddy.
>>3596858
Crimson Demon making a pact with the Egg who happens to be an Alien Faceless.
What a traitor.
>>3596918
But lzaya, we're all in the trash
>>3596858
>>3596868
Shh, just watch.
>>3596881
Uh, yep! That's what friends do, right? You gotta know your friends' names if you wanna buy them presents, like, what do you put on the card if you don't know their name?
Haha!
>>3596913
Figures you couldn't take it...
>>3596922
Maybe later, I gotta go check something.
>>3596918
PennJilette.gif
>>3596904
Choosing the person with the most experience regarding leadership is the best choice and I won't let my ego to cause us to fail, so I refuse the position.
>>3596925
Fireballs get the job done
>>3596925
Good that we got rid of them, great job.
>>3596934
I really don't feel confortable looking at... that
>>3596854
>It's 12 a clock here :^)
>So 2 days for me.
>>3596857
I am in the military and I don't have an affair with my admiral! It is a mutual love!
Even though... He ignores me.
>>3596925
Well, even I could do better than this guy.
>>3596950
W-Why do you love someone that ignores you?
That's kinda dumb..
>>3596918
Shut the fuck up, hot dog water.
>>3596925
That's probably not a proper use for a GREMLIN...
>I missed XCOM games
fuck
>>3596962
You mean red pants
>>3596962
>The Crimson Demon practices swinging their pure nippon steel.
Hi-ya! Hi-ya! Hi-ya!
>>3596962
That wasn't my reason for it! I just wanted to collect information.
>>3596937
F-friends?... I-I don't have many back at the Academy... B-but in that case... My name's Kazuma Kuvaru..!
>>3596942
Skill comes from experience, you have to try it sometime.
>>3596950
>Lucky.
>>3596962
As always , I'm the winner!
>>3596962
Who's side are you on Eggman!?
>>3596970
A very early alpha of XCOM games, personally I think they are still quite shit. But we didn't have a host so yeah...
>>3596958
Heh. Because burning love desu~!
>>3596886
N-No
>>3596973
Where can I get some of those pants? They're cute!
>>3596984
Nice to meet ya! What do you like to do, Kazuma? D'you like snacks?
>>3597000
....H-Huh?
>>3596999
I-I order you two to let me hang out with you two, this instant!
>>3597000
I want to tenderly love Kongõ
>>3596999
>covers the lens
This shouldn't be on video
>>3596999
Trips though...
How's it feel Hoshi? Like defeat?
>>3597012
Poor girl...
>>3596997
I was told that I'm not good at talking to others, so it's out of the question.
>>3597001
That's all right, I wouldn't have gone with you anyway then.
>>3597010
They're one of a kind, made by me
>>3597030
I have no idea what's going on, sorry!
its high noon
>>3597030
So you were after someone cold? It just didn't matter for you if the body or the heart was cold.
>>3597010
I-I like to study, because l-like you said, magic is cool, I also like talking to my friend Trinity... A-ah but if we're talking about snacks.. Nothing can beat a good hard boiled egg..!
>>3597033
Alright, fine...
>>3597030
At least you got one of them to hang out with you Crimson.
People need to take better care of their explosives...
>>3597030
Close enough.
>>3597052
No it's 6 pm
>>3597052
>Activates Defense Matrix
>Runs into you
>>3597039
Can you make me a pair?
Puh-lease?
>>3597055
I like eggs too! I should get my friend Rena to make us some eggs.. With chestnuts and strawberries..
>She starts to drool.
>>3597065
I forgot to pull the damn pin!
>>3597060
I'm glad you could understand.
>>3597065
...
There isn't anyone around here who could fit the role of a leader?
>>3597052
>activates genji deflect
>>3597065
Now, tell me what you were discussing with that girl with no pants on!
Sanae's vagina tastes like fruit loops
>>3597102
I think it tastes like youkai racism
>>3597065
Is Eggman wearing the head of a Viper. or did he just shapeshift his head into the head of a Viper?
I'll be calling in a supply drop nearby, watch out for it soldiers!
>>3597102
>>3597108
>>3597082
>Kazuma has seemed to become more comfortable and has stopped fidgeting around as much.
Th-those are starting to sound really good... S-stop before you make us both hungry..!
>>3597012
That's now how you make friends, baka.
>>3597108
I tried my best.
>>3597108
T-The other two are just sleeping, correct?
>>3597038
O-Oh
>>3597082
If I made you a pair you'd look silly, like you're trying to be me
>>3597102
>>3597108
Watch out for th-
X7, you're not supposed to get crushed by the crates...
>>3597127
No, they're dead as fuck.
>>3597102
As a lover of fruit loops when I was a kid, you've interested me.
>>3597117
Haha! You're right, you're right!
Hey, have you ever met my friend, Noel?
She's really sweet, kinda short? Really cute and a perfectly-sized small chest.
I came here looking for her, but.. She hasn't come around!
>>3597130
Then.. Make it an orange pair!
That way I could still look as stylish as you but it wouldn't look like a copy!
>>3597122
And what would you know about making friends? You just sit on everyone!
>>3597146
Only on you, and only once.
>>3597133
Sarah, what compelled you to try and grapple a Muton?
Also... soldiers we've had reports of a large Berserker moving through the area. Be on the lookout.
>>3597150
S-Sorry...
>>3597129
Sorry, but Yukki is very special to me. If I couldn't go with him then I wouldn't go at all.
>>3597152
You only needed to do it once just to prove how much of a dreg you are, craven!
>>3597158
I-I did this on purpose! To test your abilites! Good job team!
>>3597158
I still need to think of a name for Arena Events...
Oh well, the Berserker Queen arrives and smashes quite a few soldiers.
Winner next slide! Who will win? Omega, Kappa or Omnicron squad?
>>3597142
Hmm..
>Kazuma's smile fades as he tries to remember.
... I-I'm sorry, I still don't think I have seen her.. B-but if I do is there anything you'd like me to say to her..?
>>3597146
H-hey... Y-you haven't told me your name yet.. So.. C-crimson mage..?
>>3597158
I don't know what that thing was or why I did that, but I think I just had enough of this place.
>>3597158
Did you turn your brother into a weeb yet?
>>3597158
Why is this Autistic mage my squad captain?
>>3597195
Hit me harder daddy~
>>3597196
Just, uhh..
Tell her that Makoto is here, safe, and that she can't wait to see her!
I can feel her really close by, it can't be long now until she shows up!
What's your friend like? The one you mentioned?
>>3597195
Welp... it's one of THOSE episodes again...
>>3597198
What are you talking about, he turned himself into a weeb.
>>3597241
Placements!
>>3597196
As I've told you before, you will not know my name. Quit being creepy.
>>3597189
A dreg? What's that?
>>3597250
Thanks for hosting mate
>>3597250
I should have won.
>>3597250
Thanks for hosting!
>>3597250
Win Screen!
Pre-Alpha edition!
Congrats to Omega Squad!
>>3597250
Congratulations Eggman-kun. Thank you for hosting Ilya
Oh why hello everyone, could someone perhaps tell me where I am?
>>3597250
Thank you for hosting.
>>3597253
Garbage.
>>3597283
I'm not Garbage... I'm a cool beauty!
>>3597010
It's the passion of lovingTeitoku eventhough he does not love me back! I will win his love!
>>3597021
No thanks~!
Thanks for hosting
>>3597213
May I have the picture of Izaya in a maid outfit?
Thanks in advance senpai
>>3597278
>He actually decided to ava Brook
The absolute madman. Good luck
>>3597278
Hell.
>>3597278
>Instantly starts biting and chewing on your leg
>>3597296
W-why not?
>>3597298
Which one?
And why?
>>3597304
>when you die IRL you go the the hunger games
>>3597296
Well that's just silly.
You shouldn't love somebody that doesn't love you back.
That's tough on your heart!
>>3597278
OH SHIT
>>3597325
Any of them.
So I can put them in the trap folder.
>>3597324
I only love Teitoku~!
>>3597332
Nice boobs
>>3597239
I-I'll remember to do that if I see her.. A-and Trinity..? S-she's mostly blond, her hair is different colors,I-it's actually really pretty... She's short, really kind, a mage as well, and I suppose... R-really.. *Ahem* 'filled out'..?
>>3597252
C-creepy...? S-sorry for wanting to know your name so I can address you properly... A-Anyway, how are you today..?
Thanks for playing, I'll get some more events, get a font and flesh out the win screen a bit more before I host again.
>>3597294
You are garbage. It explains your weight.
+1 UID to tell you that you're all cancer
>>3597363
I want to hatefuck and impregnate that autistic loli mage.
>>3597363
YOU are garbage. It explains your weight!
>>3597351
What if I am your Admiral?
>>3597332
Nope I will fight for it!~
>>3597329
It's nothing but demons circlejerking while Lucifer and God get into heated backstage secret arguments about bullshit no one cares about.
Ah... Just like Hg.
>>3597366
+1 UID to tell you that you are a fucking joke
HELLO FRINEDBS!!!
>>3597357
Now you are being even creepier...first you ask my name and then ask how I am faring? We are not friends! I barely know you!
>>3597375
Garbage is bloated! You are bloated!
>>3597353
Thanks! I like 'em too!
>>3597357
O-Oh, she's a little fat? Gotcha.
Well, she sounds beautiful! I'd love to meet her sometime, I think we'd get along really well!
So what kinda magic do you know?
>>3597377
Dumb.
Dumby.
>If nobody's up next then I'll host with a /co/de, if somebody could post the list
>>3597380
>went to go look for the izaya copypasta
>desustorage has been reset
o shit
>>3597303
Why thanks... whoever you are.
>>3597306
>screams while shaking his trying to get you off
>>3597304
I don't think so, I haven't died again...
>>3597383
Kill it.
>He prepares to strike.
>>3597390
kys bolin
>>3597394
I think search is just broken, they still have Page 15 from Saturday
>>3597388
If you keep calling me like that, I will do it again! Baka!
>>3597400
HEY GOT A BIGGNE TOW
>>3597399
>*leg
>I'm an Idiot
>>3597408
>I think search is just broken
>every page ever just gives me a 404
>>3597399
>She also starts screaming and scrambles away from you, cowering in a corner.
A-A real skeleton!
>>3597350
... I'm not helping you fill your porn stash Mion.
>>3597394
You're a clown, you're a joke, /hg/, /erp/, hotdogs etc.
Bam I hooked you up with the tldr copypasta
>>3597399
>more skeletons
YES
>>3597413
You will not be able to replicate that again! You only caught me off-guard while I was weakened that time!
>>3597426
It does that from time to time. The servers desustorage is on is are absolute shit.
>>3597434
Come on hot dog water pussy, keep the maid pics coming.
>>3597433
WHERE?!?
>he looks around frightened
>>3597445
>Screams
>>3597464
Y-YOU!
>She points right at you, white as a ghost and trembling in fear.
>>3597388
A-aren't doing things like that how people become friends..?
>>3597389
S-she's not fat, j-just.. A-ah never mind... O-oh different kinds.. I-I can make barriers, and I'm pretty confident in my fire spells, but I can use lightening too... O-oh there's one thing that I have done that I haven't seen others do.. I-it's kind of like.. a Shockwave..?.. It like destroys or throws aside everything in its path.. B-but, you look like you could handle yourself in a fight... What are you good at?
>>3597464
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
