Zootopia Thread: Making the First Move Edition
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/iYDU8g2T
>>3420529
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF YOU FUCKING CUNT FUCKING LEAVE AND NEVER RETURN END YOUR FUCKING LIFE YOU MASSIVE FUCKING NIGGER DIE DIE DIIDIIDIDIDIFIAIAHAHAHAHAHAH
First. For.me
Don't be a shitty Dom.
>>3420559
Take a chill pill man
>>3420559
I love you, too, anon.
>>3420514
>'Judy Wants to be Confessed To' never ever
>>3420574
Srsly you shouldn't post this. Theres no need to.
Don't be an asshole
>>3420574
>filename
You're an asshole and 0/10
>>3420554
>Schalke
>>3420574
Anon, what the fuck?
>>3420529
>>3420559
>>3420574
I see the thread is off to a wonderful start.
Hey guys I'm new here where do I get my Zootopia meme starter kit?
Does anyone think that lions in Zootopia have mane styles? Like, do you think lions have short mane styles, or long pony-tail manes?
a Travis/Gideon/random bunnies story
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7181975
>>3420312
You can make this sexual or not but I imagine Judy opens up more. She has more frequent vulnerable, crying moments and Nick has to cheer her up, hold her and tell her things wil be okay. But it doesn't last more than some hours. Once it's over she can laugh and breathe easy; although more prone to being swayed by her emotions, letting it out more frequently helps her get by.
I bet Nick bottles it up. He lets it torment him for days, pretending to be fine. Eventually Judy catches on but knows she can't force it out if him, she just has to be there for him. Finally one night Nick asks to be held. He doesn't sob, but tears gently flow. He needs an entire day of just laying down, dealing with whatever happened, and Judy is there to spoon him and tell him it'll all be ok. It happens a lot less often than the times Judy gets upset, maybe only once a year, but it's devastating.
>>3420523
>SFX: Gays (background chatter) pyon pyon (hopping)
Wouldn't ガヤ be "gaya"s?
>>3420574
You're a dick.
>>3420514
friendly conversation noises
>>3420574
The girlfriend is honestly the shitty one here.
>>3420648
BEAVER DEMANDS A RASTA LION WITH A MANE OF DREADS.
Hell, I might even try to draw it myself.
>>3420514
But then they stopped because This is a wholesome picture.
>>3420620
Let's fix that.
So how about Orlando?
>>3420687
I get why she was upset in the moment, but ending the relationship over that was fucking awful of her. He needed aftercare too. She put him through something, obviously. It was selfish to just disregard that.
>>3420728
You're an asshole
>>3420728
Not helping
Postg cute instead
>>3420620
FUCKYOUYOULITERALSACKOFSHITENDYOURSELFYOUMOTHERUKCCIGNCOCKSUERTFKIGNWHOREDIEIERIDIEEIEIGAAGASGASGSGSGSGDSGSGSGFHTUVVJJFUCKYOUUUUUUUUU
>>3420728
He's a good actor, but I think he's kind of overrated.
>>3420514
>>3420752
What has he even been in lately aside from the Hobbit?
>>3420620
We really should just give up and try again.
>>3420644
Have a meme, my friend! No charge! This will be your starter meme. Go out and catch more memes.
>>3420752
I can sort of agree, but the roles he played in really stick out.
What animal would he be in Zootopia?
>>3420772
it has been for at least a week
>>3420705
closest I've got
>>3420770
Digging for Fire
>>3420772
Summerkids don't know how to find /trash/
>tfw when some of your classmates in highschool were literal summerfags
School year started and they were quoting memes and talking about Boxy and shit and I was like "They must have just found 4chan"
And they had. And they used /b/ and /gif/ exclusively.
Hey everyone!
Happy to share with you the redo rereading of Gideon Versus Tiger Corporate Guys-- now with the up-to-date pastebin recorded!
Link to the pastebin: http://pastebin.com/Bganh4fL
Link to the first chapter on Soundcloud:
https://soundcloud.com/user-759005115/gideonversustigercorporateguys
AAAAND link to the second chapter redo!
https://soundcloud.com/user-759005115/gideon-versus-tiger-corporate-guys-recording-2-redo
As well, the author is still looking for a funny name for the piece: if you have a hilarious suggestion, he'd very much appreciate your ideas! Here's one I thought of for him:
"Gideon Grey IN 'Tiger Tussle, Sticky Fox Buns' -or- 'Tiger Corp's Corporate Punishment!'"
As well, for those who didn't see, I also did a blind recording and commentary for Hot and Cold chapter 2 yesterday!
Full text here:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7110964/chapters/16221359
And reading here:
https://soundcloud.com/user-759005115/hot-and-cold-ch2-no-music
I'm sad to say that I'm going to be super busy for the next few days with E3 coming up, but any spare time I get will be dedicated towards you all!
I'm off to the gym, but please give the authors of these pieces your love, and I can't wait to do more readings for you all!
>>3420702
Do it nerd
>>3420795
summer doesn't start until the 20th, man.
>>3420802
Thanks for the input comicanon
I listened to your critique and it was useful.
Now I can't decide whether to edit my first chapters or move on to the next one though.
>>3420745
>He needed aftercare too
I think that doesn't get shared often enough regarding both the parties. I know sometimes I need a bit of love and assurance that I wasn't as terrible to them as I thought I was.
>>3420574
you'll gonna make him kill himself
does anyone have nuwave gazelle? I need it for reasons.
>>3420574
Did you feel the need to post this because of this image last thread and me saying I liked the idea of dom aftercare?
Cause if so, that's fucked up.
Reposting cheesy dialogue here
So, what animals have everyone rolled? Just want to get a sense of what the thread is made up of in that regard.
>>3420830
Its definitely affected by a stereotype that doms have to be the ones 100% in control at all times. The idea that a dom might want to be cuddled after or might want to safeword out themselves is a concept that flies in the face of most people's idea of what a dom is.
>>3420859
Bun!
Hey guys, Raccoonfag here, and I have some great news.
Stoutwell - Case #1: Out of the Red is finally finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EfhAFA2yFE
Ahem. Anyways...
If you haven't been reading it yet, now's a great time to check it out; it's available in both AO3 and FFN flavors:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6991156/chapters/15931063
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11918323/1/Stoutwell-Out-of-the-Red
I'd like to thank all the anons who have been supportive throughout the updates.
Specifically, I'd like to thank Clunkbot and WriteAnon for giving me feedback and advice, StuFox for being an awesome guy and giving me a shot-out in The Ol' Zootopia Ball Game (which I've returned the favor in Chapter 5), OfficerFox for also being a cool dude, and an advance thanks goes to Comicanon for being willing to read my silly wankery.
As for what comes next; I have plans for Stoutwell's second case, but it'll take some time to give it a proper outline. Otherwise, I might look into doing something more focused on the cast of the film.
>>3420859
Jackal here.
>>3420859
I contribute little so I never rolled
>>3420868
God yeah. I love some good cuddles afterwards.
>>3420852
[Porn Music Intensifies]
>>3420818
For real? Shit, I was just guessing by the fact that I've been out of school since the 3rd
>>3420752
He played Paris of Troy.
Fuck Paris of Troy.
>>3420859
wolverine
>>3420859
wallaby
>>3420859
A comfy jackal.
>>3420859
skunk
>>3420896
Having graduated university over a decade ago, I just measure summer by the weather. Still in spring-ish this week.
>>3420859
I got a Hyena. Even got drawn a few times.
>>3420859
Alpaca
Arms are sore and it's still grey and cloudy out. I may just go to the video store and buy some anime to get out of the house.
>>3420859
Dingo
in this thread your favorite threadly meme will come back to you but only if you post it
>>3420934
Lucky bastard.
>>3420859
Marten
>>3420868
Wait, people think Doms don't need a safeword?
That is just fucked up.
>>3420859
Smelly tusk-deer
>>3420821
Personal preference, but I'm always a fan of editing! Writing is rewriting, after all! If you're working on the piece sequentially, I would suggest making edits of cardinal function plot points so that its readable what you're building up to. For instance, if you were writing Cinderella, and then you later decided you wanted to have midnight be when the magic wears off, I'd suggest going back and adding that important point in. However, if you just want to tighten up lines and dialogue and such, that's fine to hold off on.
If it affects the outline, I'd say change it in the piece. If not, and you feel its more important to finish the story before going in and polishing, then just make a note so you don't forget.
>>3420876
YAY! I can't wait to check this out! I've heard so much wonderful stuff about Stoutwell, and I can't wait to dive right in!
I forget, though: would you like an audiobook, blind readthrough with commentary ('playtest'?), or readthrough with feedback at the end?
>>3420859
I rolled a bunny and felt bad because I thought everyone'd be tired of them, but it turned out to be great and I love it!
>>3420614
ty shalke
>>3420859
I havent because Im not a furfag
>>3420966
Remmy Covor's soft wooly balls.
>>3420859
I rolled an Ermine.
>>3420859
Donkey
>>3420969
>I forget, though: would you like an audiobook, blind readthrough with commentary ('playtest'?), or readthrough with feedback at the end?
To be honest, an audiobook recording would be super cool, especially since having listened to your reading of Reichstagsbrand.
Either way, I'd still love feedback, either written or spoken in a seperate recording.
>>3420859
Hare
>>3420963
Its just what naive people think doms are: colossi with sadistic tendencies, modern day slave drivers with a lust for control. Porno logic.
>>3420959
I still wanna fuck that Marten.
>>3421018
You wanna fuck everything.
>>3420859
European Badger
>>3421002
Audiobook it is! I'll make a note so I don't forget. Hope I can get better at making them, too, so this will be awesome practice!
I did a recording where I talked about what I thought about Music Saga, so I'll dedicate one to Stoutwell when I finish too!
>>3420859
Beaver.
important message from judy
blep
>>3420859
im colt
>>3421012
Hare Yukai?
>>3421040
That bun is adorable. Artist?
>>3420859
Raccoon.
>>3420992
>Remmy Covor
You're not even trying I put it on every picture
>>3421048
Rabbits are cute!
>>3421018
Hello again!
>>3420859
My roll was Otterly delightful
>>3421061
I don't know but they're a very nice person and I'd hug them if I knew!
>>3420868
Jackal here, I go by Rock.
>>3421012
That is a rabbit that you posted; specifically a Nuttall's cottontail.
>>3421068
Who?
>>3420859
I dunno, some kind of Mousaroobbit
>>3420859
Sloth
>>3421094
And they say cross-breeding doesn't exist.
>>3421014
Damn. I blame the media sending out unrealistic expectations.
Given the dangers of subspace, the dom really needs to have the ability to end a scene clearly.
>>3421040
>Audiobook it is!
Awesome. You're awesome.
>I did a recording where I talked about what I thought about Music Saga, so I'll dedicate one to Stoutwell when I finish too!
Even more awesome!
I should probably ask in advance too; when you get around to doing it, are you cool with me linking the audiobook on the AO3 version? (I think FFN has a policy against links in fics)
>>3417630
>Panel 1
"Nick, that is, um, I didn't just record things I thought I needed to record..."
"Like our everyday conversations?"
"YOU DID LISTEN TO IT, DIDN'T YOU?"
"Carrots, why would you keep around something if you accidentally recorded it?"
"T-t-t-t-that's because for some reason, whenever I listen to your voice it calms me down, like on a day where I'm stressed, or..."
"Ohh? Then I did something bad, then.
I erased all of it."
>Panel 2
"EH!?"
SFX: kachi kachi (click click)
"You're the wors..."
>Panel 4
"Isn't it better that I over-wrote it?"
>>3417639
>Panel 1
"NO WAY, IT'S THE BEST!"
"Thanks for listening to my selfishness, Nick!"
"That's so nice! You should thank your partner."
"Of course! I'm gonna treasure it forever!"
>Panel 2
"That's impossible, young lady rabbit."
"That's because after 48 hours it's destined to be erased."
>Panel 3
"That can't be! I have to buy a new one so I can carry it over!"
Under text: "I'm going to buy it!"
"If you bought a new one, I'd just delete it off that one, too."
"There'll be no mercy from me. That confession has to be erased. That's the rule."
SFX: Ba (dash)
>Panel 4
"Then, then I'll make a copy-"
"That isn't smart, partner."
"If you stop being so frantic, I'll just tell you it again to your face."
"REALLY!?"
"Hm, what should I do..."
"GEEZ!!"
>>3417661
Last page is just an afterword from the author; nobody gives a shit about their opinion. The picture, on the other hand...
>>3421093
DEBLEAT THIS
>>3421146
Who's that?
Time to watch the dofus movie
>>3420859
I haven't rolled anything... I'm too busy being a honeyfag with all my greentext RP.
>>3421090
>>3421012
>>3420817
I was going to, but then I found this while googling "Rasta"
>>3421093
Some wannabite prevert.
>>3421132
Absolutely! As far as I'm concerned, when post these recordings, they're the author's and the listeners'!
>>3421146
This is cute as all hell!
>>3420956
Nah, that's for the cool kids.
>>3421182
Gross.
>>3421146
Is Remmy gay?
>>3421212
Nah, hes just a predo
>>3421220
No, he's a Wannabite.
>>3421212
Everyone is gay in /ztg/
>>3421186
We came up with animal personas because of an animated movie.
Cool is not in our vocabulary.
Perverted rabbits, on the other hand...
>>3421199
>>3421228
Hes both
Predo relates to his sexual preference
Wannabite relates to his behavior
>>3421133
>>3420523
>>3419434
>TFW I just spent three straight hours translating moonrunes on a borderline furry fancomic just so I could post it on a Taiwanese knitting website
I want a huge Flemish Giant bunny girl who does everything she can to be cute and dainty while dealing with being enormous for a rabbit.
>>3420859
Brown bear.
>>3421248
Wouldn't happen. flemish giants are a domesticated breed.
>>3421244
Heh, first time seeing this one
>>3421185
Cool, thanks!
Oh, I almost forgot to say.
Since you'll be doing the audiobook, you may want to know that the bits in chapter one where characters speak in "Tundran" is based on Russian, so if anything seems hard to say you might want to look up the words on YouTube for the pronunciation.
>>3421244
>that comic
>>3421265
>>3421152
That's the problem with a lack of clear information in the public conciousness.
Especially with that "romanticised abuse" novel series.
>>3421236
>>3421236
What does /ztg/ stand for?
>>3421236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdbs3lKEeBE
Reminder that Dewlaps occur in other animals besides rabbits
Reminder that both male and female moose can get Dewlaps
Fournier gets them
>>3421292
Zootopia's Totally Gay
>>3421292
zootopia general.
>>3421293
Holy shit, I forgot all about TKitH! Woooow. You're really making me feel my age over here (protip: I'm almost as old as Nick)
>>3421292
zootopia general?
Has Rose or Nobby been around in awhile?
I need more Judy pegging Nick
I need it
>>3421271
Will do! Ohh, this will be exciting: all my favorite audiobook voice actors give their characters inflections or voices or accents so they can be clearly distinguished, so I'll try that out with yours! Ohhh this is gonna be fun!
>>3421146
ive been away can someone actually tell me who dis
>>3421305
He and Judy go to maternity classes together.
>>3421186
There, try it
https://www.randomlists.com/random-animals
>>3420859
rolled a wolf back when everyone was doing it but never had a reason to post it.
>My Zootopia art book and furry smut hasn't arrived yet.
Maybe Monday it will be here.
>>3421292
ZooTopia General
(We need the T to differentiate us from /zg/ - zoophilia general, the bestiality thread)
>>3421333
Remmy Cormo is a sheep who lives in a predator neighborhood and gets harassed about it.
>>3421305
>>3421334
On moose it's a neck flab, though. It's like a beard.
>>3421291
Fuuuuck, I never fucking thought of how 50 Shades would affect the scene... Man, there's going to be a lot people who have shitty experiences like the guy in that post...
>>3420859
I rolled a ferret a long time ago.
>>3421262
>domesticated breed.
That didn't stop the pigs
>>3421333
New character from Weaver's newest comic.
It's about a sheep whose tastes certainly aren't Hasidic.
>>3420859
Mountain Goat, but halfway through it just kinda turned into a regular goat, but that's okay.
>>3421369
>>3421382
>>3420859
Got a mountain goat.
How about we make this less cancer.
I don't think Forms shows identity information for anybody, and I didn't require login.
So there ya go.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1IyFlhTaHd9IVy6TWa0YT7HRVQ3WMEFLk2V9WPbrXBOQ/viewform
>>3421387
>>3421367
Or the dog on that one poster, or the corgi news anchor
>>3421346
Whaaaat.
Link, or it doesn't exist. Never heard of it.
>>3421397
>the corgi news anchor
That was a meme. The Bongs got the moose too. He was just voiced by a BBC anchor.
>>3421391
and an "eh" to the last one
>>3421397
Yeah but that was arguably out of canon because it was done only for the UK audience because lol Queen's corgi's.
>>3420859
The great and noble sloth
>>3421053
Yup. Really makes me wish I could draw worth a damn.
>>3421397
there was never a corgi
What animal would Sheikh Farrokh Sekaleshfar be?
>>3421413
"eh" hath been added.
>>3421402
It's not frequent, but they pop up from time to time. I load up /trash/ and enter "Zoo" into the search box to get here, and sometimes the threads do pop up.
>>3421420
I missed you
>>3421336
Basilisk lizard
pleased by this even though it's not Gisnep approved
>>3421357
There are hardware stores whose staff have had to be given advice on what to recommend for bondage thanks to 50 shades.
>>3421439
Yeah, we got the moose but with a different voice and surname.
>>3421451
Are you fucking stupid?
>>3421444
that sounds both hilarious and terribly awkward
>>3420702
>>3420817
>>3421180
Eh, I did a quick thing anyways.
>>3421467
Apparently smart enough to google "Zootopia newscaster" before opening my mouth and jamming my foot in it, bruh.
http://nerdist.com/zootopia-different-animals-newscasters-different-countries/
>wait, so prey also get bullied?
>no, hold on, that's just unfair
>I thought they were the police?
>I need to do something
>think, Nick, think
>>3421327
I'll do some more when I can
it's fuckin g r e a t
>>3421432
miss THIS
*flexes dick*
How is everyone today?
>>3421494
people can just add weaver to the search
>>3421495
Please don't tell Byron I forgot to sign it.
>>3421500
Notice how there isn't a picture of the corgi, you dumbass eweposter? It was just a meme. Bongs have said they got the moose.
>>3421495
are you the same guy who did the request of Lionheart in a prison yard knife fight?
>>3421504
Nick deciding to stick up for and open up to Judy is one of the more baffling but also interesting moments in the film. What was it that gave him the push to reach out for a friend?
>>3421540
Nope, not me. Sorry.
>>3420802
Hi ComicAnon,
I rarely ask for anything, but if I asked you nicely, would you please read my fic, The Ol' Zootopia Ballgame.
I want you you to know I'm a small man, an insecure man, and that writing is the only primal scream I have available to me that doesn't cost me a relationship or a job. That said, will people say I was a sad man, a broken man, a creature of the undernet forever assigned to the Dante's Inferno of /trash/? I sure hope not. I've had more than a few martinis (I almost spelled that 'mantits') this afternoon, and the buzz is strong.
I'm sorry, and you will never know how sorry I am for posting this when I was roaring drunk.
Anyway, you're a good soul and a kind person. If you'd read my sad excuse for a fic, when I wake up another three hours (journalism 101: numbers less than 10 are written out [ie, four] and numbers greater than 10 are written in number format [ie, 11]. I dunno about ten, 'tho. 10's kinda a total cocksucker that makes me look up when I wanna be propoerly correct.])
I'm sorry, If you would read my fic, I could die a sad, but happy, man knowing that my 15 minutes involve a board named /trash/ and some dude reading something I wrote about a rabbit from a kid's film puking. I mean, she does more, but she hella does pule.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11955203/1/
>>3421494
Depends on where your going with it. Unless you're just looking for a different way to say "sheep."
>>3421509
I also missed you nibbly.
Thanks for making me get my redwall books back out. My dad is reading Pearls of Lutra and it's making me nervous the furfag is truly spreading.
>>3421558
damn, I never got the chance to thank him for doing that
>>3421528
Well, the news in orlando has me all...fired up.
>>3421354
I love how Weaver took the time to outline what his body looks like sheared.
>>3420859
Fox.
>>3421327
I'm right here. I'm trying to be more responsible and get my work done.
and maybe not draw only porn.
>>3421500
Yeah he's right. I mean, who are we Brits to believe; someone on the internet or our lying eyes?
>>3421494
Well, is there going to be more? I mean, it'd be bad to suggest a title which would be completely inappropriate with what happens later.
Also, is it the same sheep as here?
>>3421583
why?
>>3421569
>fired up.
You should go roast some Zerg then.
>>3421583
How about pre-porn?
Judy trying to get bondage materials in a hardware store, for instance.
>>3421595
Why what? Cause money helps me not starve
I'm also the kind of person that feels like it gets really cheap and samey if I draw it too much
>>3421560
>ZFD vs ZPD charity ballgame is an excuse for a drunken brawl
>the game is always abandoned and people just come to watch them fight
>the arson squad and the ambulance crews hold the "real" baseball game for the community trophy later
>>3421586
Nah, this sheep's a real fluffy type
>>3420859
I'm an aoudad!
>>3421579
>I love how Weaver took the time to outline what his body looks like sheared.
Mostly to get his body structure straight before making him fluffy, and to emphasize he's not fat, just puffy
(everyone around him thinks he's fat though)
>>3421586
I just meant for this specific 4-parter
>Also, is it the same sheep as here?
Nah, Remmy doesn't have horns, despite being a ram
that guy does
>>3421560
I read this when it was posted weeks ago, reread it today and I still think that's it's good for a laugh and a bit of comf at the end
>>3421535
>eweposter
FUCK. HOW'D YOU. SHIT.
>>3421545
notice how he didn't care Bogo dismissed validity any testimony he'd make on account of him being a fox, but his look changed when he saw Judy given the same threatment?
I think in that moment, he saw young himself in her - a little, naive and clueless ball of fuzz who just wants to do something good.
He saw himself, and when there was nobody there for him in his darkest hour, this time he felt he could make a difference.
>>3421495
Dammit Beaver, you were supposed to lewd me, you... you... Welcher!
>>3421500
You do realize Zootopia released in the UK back on March 25th and all the Britbongs confirmed there was no corgi, just Peter Moosebridge, right?
>>3421560
Aww, don't feel down StuFox. You and your fic are awesome, and I gave a nod to Chief Langford in the last Stoutwell chapter.
>>3421648
>>the arson squad and the ambulance crews hold the "real" baseball game for the community trophy later
That's actually pretty good!
I dnno how valid thios opinion is because it took my sevn tries to copy the above line. Why are there all these red squiggles under my words? WHY, GOD, WHY!?!?!?!
Also, why does 4chan need me to point out mountains? I mean, aren't thre maountains where they are?!
Have a Judy. They're in season!
>>3420859
A llama
>>3421565
let me know when he's ready to commission me to draw his redwallsona
>>3421583
Rose getting work done is for nerds
>>3421560
comicanon here! Absolutely!
And thank you for the lesson on numbers! I knew I screwed it up when I said that.
Looking forward to it!
Okay everyone! I'm of to the gym! I love you all, be nice for Nick and juicy for Judy!
>>3421695
you just made me very happy. :)
Thank you!
I wouldn't be sad if a eweposter died.
reposting this because jesus christ look at all these details holy shit
>>3421683
>>3420859
Where do you roll?
>>3421718
>Aww, don't feel down StuFox. You and your fic are awesome, and I gave a nod to Chief Langford in the last Stoutwell chapter.
NO WAY?! I gotta go read this RIGHT THIS VERY CAPS-LOCKED SECOND!!
Also, you're a fun read, too.
>>3421755
yeah, I'm sorry I didn't reply to the original, I was just there starting at the picture and got lost.
Alright, /trash/. New OC for ya.
>"Name's Mackenzie, what's it to ya, bub?"
ZPD file #3420514
Name: Wolfe, Mackenzie
Age: 27
Sex: F
Height: 3'10
Info: Uses sex to lure in victims, during which most of them are murdered. Claims to be part of an anti-prey mafia.
Crime: 15 counts of murder
>>3421776
I hate it.
>>3421755
This looks gay as fuck
>>3421724
>femMetals takes Metals to get all dressed up and pretty
>takes metals for a night on the town
>femMetals spends her time pointing out all the cute guys to Metals
>Eventually pressures Metals into talking to one of them
>Metals is all shy and embarrassed, which plays up the act perfectly
>femMetals convinces the pair to take it somewhere a bit more... private
>Metals is actually revealed as the trap he is, guy is still into it
>no homo
>>3421776
some help to aspiring drawfags
>>3421718
Ooooh right, I was supposed to draw you taking the fox knot, wasn't I.
So, you know that really bad Gideon image? Well, I just fixed it.
>>3421693
Bugarama.
>>3421840
Of course I forget the image.
>>3420859
Hyena. I never decided entirely between spotted, striped, brown or the aardwolf.
But I've been getting spotted art, so... yeah. I guess I'll go with that.
>>3421354
thats pretty cool
but more importantly, porn when
I want Nick to drag his sweaty balls over my clean face
>>3421776
>already have a wolf named mackenzie
I might need to rename him.
>>3421908
WHOA now, Remmy's actually kinda cute when he's all sheared down.
>>3421908
Zhan! You're back!
>>3421908
Mmmm, shorn porn
One of the numerous unnamed writeanons here. I was doing something with Jack Savage, speed dating, and a platypus. I'm wanting to gauge interest in it; I was gonna abandon it, but if people still want it...
>>3421726
YOU'RE a nerd!
>>3421825
That's okay, it's not like I haven't been laying naked in bed, waiting for my fox to come, like a fool... Sniff.
But jokes aside, that is a pretty nice rasta lion.
>>3421908
>but more importantly, porn when
>>3421941
>Remmy's actually kinda cute when he's all sheared down.
Yeah, kinda gives you the idea for a short lewd fic where his neighbors break down his door in a post-Bellwether conspiracy mob, seeking to shear and alienate him, only to realize how soft and supple his bare skin feels...
I, uh... I'm gonna need a second, actually.
I have to... Take care of something...
>>3421908
I'd bug his burga.
Anyone have the post where weaselton was fucking judy and she had to go with it because of a case?
>>3421494
Remmy the Wannabite?
>>3421996
>His angry neighbors decide to shear him as retribution to humiliate him
>They think shearing a sheep is an act of humiliation
>But to Remmy they might as well have burst in screaming "WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOU A HAIRCUT"