Towergirls Quest
Hello ladies and gentlemen.
Today, we will be embarking on a heroic quest of three perverted knights.
Now, you may be asking yourself, "What the fuck is this trash?"
You can find out more about it here: https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Towergirls
In the meantime, our heroes today are the heroic
Lantern Knight
Kobold Knight
and
Dog Knight
You can find the chart containing these heroes over at >>1074138
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IMPORTANT: When asked to roll for a check, just reply to the post with the word Roll or some variation at the start of it. The last 2 digits of your post are your roll. 00 is 100, low rolls are usually bad, high rolls are usually good, and dubs, trips, etc. will cause the gods to throw things more in your favor.
Our tale begins on the road, the heroes are each traveling in a cart, enchanted by the Great Wizard of the kingdom.
The reason? The horrible Dragon Princess has stolen 18 fair maidens from around the lands and hidden them deep within her lair.
Hundreds of knights from hundreds of kingdoms have been drafted to hunt down and save the princesses. Find the lair, save the princesses, slay the dragon if there's time, and return to their new home as unscathed as possible. Will our heroes be the first to find the lair? Probably. Will they die? Probably. Will it matter? Probably not.
Three carts, hitched together, being dragged by a trio of pack mules trundles down the wooded vale. Upon each sits one of three recently conscripted knights. The first is the valiant Dog Knight, renowned for his rugged good lucks and impressive fashion sense. The second, Lantern Knight, whose radiant armour and flail guide the way. In the last cart, Kobold Knight is sleeping, his powerful crossbow beneath his tiny frame.
Not much is currently occurring and the story will continue in the next post. Feel free to make a Sense roll for any of the 3 knights, you never know when danger will strike.
>>1104070
Kobold knight makes a sense evil roll
>>1104070
(So these guys, huh? Sounds interesting)
Roll for Lantern knight sensing danger with his lantern.
Dog Knight makes a Sense roll!
>Stuck on Laptop again
>>1104087
>87
In his dreams, Kobold Knight sees a looming darkness before him, it smiles gently before sailing down and swallowing him whole, the shock waking the tiny knight, flustered and surprised.
>>1104140
(It was voted on over in the other thread in a strawpoll, something like 6-1-1.)
>40
Swinging his lantern in a great arc about the little convoy, light flickers off a myriad of things in the forest, not quite enough to make out what they are, but enough to know there's *something* there.
Lantern Knight begins to gently hum, a barely audible tune as the carts trundle onward.
>>1104272
>72
Looking about with the keen senses of his heritage, Dog Knight notices a distinct lack of really anything. There is no wind, no noise, nothing but the mules and the cart wheels. It seems everything is in perfect harmony.
Time passes, Lantern Knight calms down, Kobold Knight calms down as well, and not much actually happens.
Dog Knight remains vigilant, holding the same position of a vigilant watch dog at the front of the caravan.
The sun breaks over the treetops as the heroes exit the Vale. The landscape abruptly changes to that of a vast dustbowl.
There is no possible way they can miss the Lair if they find it here!
Along the road, a gift basket is seen just sitting there.
The carts trundle to a stop just before it.
Do the heroes dare look into the basket, and if so, who?
Also, chocolate dicks page for loot later.
>>1104296
Kobold knight greedily snatches the basket.
>>1104324
>24
Kobold Knight, loving any chance at more loot, hops off his cart before any of the other Knights can.
"About damn time! My ass was chafing on that cart!"
As he picks up the basket, he finally notices it's attached by a string leading into a hole int he ground, a whirring sound occurs as he pulls the basket up. However, being so abysmally short, he doesn't bring the basket high enough to fully trigger the trap.
The ground beneath his feet is now tilted slightly to one side, leading to what is presumably a death pit, but otherwise, he is fine and pulls the cover off the basket.
Inside is a note.
It reads:
"If you enjoy surprises, you'll love what I've done with the place! I got my sister to help me remodel." -D.P.
Kobold Knight, dejected, walks back to the cart and shows the other two the note, of which Dog Knight can't read it and Lantern Knight lets out a small note of concern.
The band travels onward. Something begins to peak in the distance, a tower of some description, perfect cobbles in a circle about the base, reaching approximately 250 feet into the air.
An ounce of excitement fills the party as they mush the pack mules onward.
Roll for sense, it seems the Dragon Princess could have laid any number of traps.
>>1104485
Dog knights roll for sense bad smells
>>1104485
Lartern knight sense roll
>>1104485
Kobold Knight, using racial kobold knowledge of traps, rolls for sense
>>1104517
>17
Dog Knight, ever vigilant looks and smells for anything deadly. As it turns out, the mules dragging the cart chose that same time to let out a torrent of gas from the oats they ate while Kobold Knight was dealing with the basket.
Dog Knight is stunned from the atrocious smell, now laying in the cart, unable to move. He'll be fine soon enough.
>>1104650
"From the heavens above to the hells below, evil and darkness, heed my lantern's glow!"
Lantern Knight casts an aura of Detection. As it stands, nothing seems to be dangerous nearby, but it may help later.
>>1104988
>WE'RE GOING 88 MILES PER HOUR NOW.
Calling upon his education in the knighting process, the Kobold begins looking for every little hint of danger, yet nothing shows up. Until they find safe haven, he shall stand guard, the Gods upon his side, for now.
The caravan finally reaches the base of the tower, unscathed. It seems they are in-fact, the first to arrive.
To the East and West, two more towers loom, the barest hint of more towers beyond curving North.
Time passes as the party sets up camp, letting the mules graze, tents ready for them and their soon to be saved princesses.
They sleep in peace, unscathed by the dangers of the plain.
You now face options in the morning.
The first Tower stands before you, a heavy oaken door at its base. Do you all go in, split up and search the grounds, or something else?
>>1105042
Kobold knight search for traps around the door
>>1105042
Dog knight searches the grounds around the tower.
>>1105055
>55
Before setting out into the Lair of Dragon Princess, the party decides it best to be aware of everything important.
Kobold Knight checks the door and the nearby stones. Sure enough, a tripwire is found at the base of the door, a bucket of hot tar is sitting a few feet above it, and a familiar scent is wafting down from the window far above at the top of the tower.
>>1105340
>40
Dog Knight sniffs all about the tower and the only thing out of place is the scent of perfume, sex, and Kobolds, not just the Knight, either.
Lantern Knight still has one action before the next turn starts. He can attempt to defuse the traps if he feels up to the challenge, or step valiantly into the tower, unerred by the traps.
>>1105593
Lantern Knight uses his Sunburst Shield to deflect the pitch black tar.
>>1105593
Lantern uses his lantern on a stick to trip it from a safe distance.
>>1105626
>>1105646
>26
>46
>76
Funny. I'll just go with 46.
Stepping up to the door, Lantern pops the tripwire with a swipe of his flail, hot tar pouring down onto the ground. A batch of feathers follows soon after, getting stuck in the goop.
As far as the party can tell, it is now safe to enter the tower.
Without another though, the party opens the door, which opens out, for some reason, and steps inside.
To say it is illogical is an understatement. The entire first floor is filled with snakes. Just hundreds if not thousands of snakes in a slightly depressed floor space, a stairway up on the right, and a stairway down on the left.
Our heroes must now either devise a path across or just wade through snakes.
>You may go up the tower or down into the basement.
>Currently, you have enough food to last you approximately your whole adventure, but not much else. Kobold Knight's crossbow, plenty of bolts, Lantern Knight's candles, and Dog Knight's Sewing Kit.
>>1105808
Lantern knight uses his lantern to scare the snakes away with the flame, and clears a path to the stairs on the right.
>>1105808
Kobold knight use a diplomacy roll against this scaled brethren.
>>1105846
>46
"I am not versed in the ways of the parsal tongue. If ye think it right, I guess It wouldn't hurt to try..."
>Insert hissing noises
>Nothing really happens, the snakes look at the iron-clad bowman quizzically before going back to doing fuck-all nothing.
>>1105830
>30
"Stand back, Sir Kobold. I shall light our way!"
Lantern Knight then swings at the snakes with his burning lamp. They seem to be getting a tad annoyed. Some of the reptiles are also now on fire.
>>1105808
Dog barks at the snakes
>>1105886
Hope the snakes on fire burn all the snakes to death?
>>1105891
>91
"Allow me, brethren. I shall show these snakes who the master is."
A powerful bark emits from the depths of Dog Knight's throat.
Almost every snake in the room looks up, mouths agape. The ensuing scene is a comedy as snakes swarm down the stairwell, fearful of the demon dog that has entered their domain. Just about half of the snakes catch fire as they flee downwards.
It is now safe to proceed up or down. The smell of charred scales fills the air.
>>1105921
Have dog check downstairs for anything useful while the other 2 head upstairs.
>>1105921
Go down!
>>1105943
>>1106117
>43
Dog down, rest up it is.
In his travels, Dog Knight has sampled all manner of delicacies, but he is happy to eat just about anything. In this case, charred snake as he descends into the depths below.
The next floor down appears to be a shrine of some description, the floor is littered with well-done reptiles. The Shrine is a large statue sitting in a throne-like chair, a sign next to it says "Sit on me."
At the same time, Lantern and Kobold Knight ascend to the next floor. This one appears to be quite formal. Dressers and shelves line the sides. In the center, a dining table is in place. At it, three Goblins and an Orc dressed in Maid's Uniforms and Sundresses are having tea and discussing what sounds like princesses.
Dog Knight is free to do as he pleases, descending deeper, ascending, although he has no reason to do so, or investigating the altar.
Kobold and Lantern are now just barely in the shadow of a dresser at the top of the staircase. They can either fight, talk to the group, sneak by, walk by, or listen in on the conversation.
>>1106278
Dog sniffs the throne to see if anyone else has sit in it recently.
>>1106278
Are the goblins and orc female?
>>1106278
Sneak but don't forget to snuff out the flame on your lantern lest it give us away.
>>1106428
>28
"Snuff out my flame? Are you daft? I'd sooner set my pants on fire!"
>>1106562
Well do that then.
>>1106278
Kobold rolls to seduce the orc.
Poor dog knight.
He's either gonna have a huge fetish for asses, or a phobia of them.
Just got back.
>>1106572
>72
"Hmph. The nerve of some reptiles. Fine!"
It is at this point that the poor Lantern Knight opens his flail and sticks his entire head in. It is now lit ablaze. Standing tall, he walks out into the main area, the Orc and company looking on with perplexed bemusement.
"'Ey, bud. You need a glass of water, ya look a little hot headed." -Goblin #1
They really don't seem to mind that much.
>>1106654
>54
The Kobold Knight steps forth to join his friend. And is genuinely feeling a bit perturbed by the Orc in a maid's uniform. "So, why are you lovely ladies all dressed up, if you don't mind me askin'?"
The Orc glares down at the diminutive arbalest and says "Boss's orders. But to be perfectly honest, he also said to 'kill all trespassers', but he's a jackass, so we've been sitting here playing card games. Feel free to keep goin'. Princess is 3 floors up."
In a slight episode of confusion, Lantern has his toasty head extinguished and the duo is escorted upstairs. This floor is a sea of pressure plates. There is almost no room between each and there is no telling what each one will do.
Lantern Knight's Trap aura sets off an audible "ding!" over each actual trap, a small spectral candle now floating above them. The false plates are left unmarked. This seems like such an easy task. Shall the duo cross?
Poor Dog Knight is still down in the basement dealing with the Altar.
>>1106384
Dog removes the sign next to the throne and adds it to his inventory.
>>1107284
Ask one of the goblins for a maid uniform and it to our inventory.
Could come in handy if we save the princess.
Or as a disguise.
>>1107284
Roll for crossing the path
Dog sit on throne
>>1107289
>89
Now one sign richer, Dog Knight stands around, wondering what to do.
>>1107321
>21
Kobold Knight goes back downstairs and asks in his most polite voice:
"You mind if I have some 'a your maid outfits?"
The Orc just looks at him, strips the nearest Goblin and chucks the outfits at him, garters and all. "Thanks, sweetheart."
He is now back upstairs standing before the plethora of pressure plates. A treasure chest is visible across the room.
>>1107352
>52 dog pickup
Crossing the sea of plates, the duo come out unscathed. To their left is the next stairwell up, 2 floors to the princess. To the right, a chest full of loot.
Dog Knight, deciding it was safe, sits upon the stone giant's lap.
A powerful voice coming from seemingly everywhere states: "What is your greatest desire, hound?"
>>1107368
Have lantern knight go ahead but make him smack his lantern on a stick on every tile he intends to move into just in case.
>>1107392
Dog asks for the tastiest bone ever.
>>1107392
Now hold on.
This could be a monkey's paw deal. Better be safe and ask for the dragon's favorite food. Because it could help in rescuing the princesses.
And lead to our greatest desire - having a princess call us a good dog
>>1107516
Ask the voice who it is.
>>1107590
>90
"May I ask again?" Dog Knight says, tail wagging fervently.
"Of course you may, I am a kind God who only seeks your benefit." The voice replied.
"May I receive a gift of the dragon princess's favorite food?"
A long "hmm" fills the air.
"I regret to inform you again, you already have her favorite food."
>>1107623
>23
"Then, who.. are you?" Dog Knight inquires.
"I am Elt, God of Masonry and Construction. I hoped I may thank you for keeping me company so long, but it appears, I am unable. I am most humbly sorry."
Reminder: Lantern and Kobold are standing <15 feet from a treasure chest AND the next staircase.
Dog Knight is now mildly dejected.
>>1107688
Make sure the treasure chest isn't a mimic.
>>1107688
Have kobold open the chest, and if trap both run for stairs
Have dog ask what Elt's greatest desire is.
>>1107710
>>1107740
>40
Kobold Knight saunters up to the chest, sets his crossbow down and says, "Well, let's see what we got here!"
The chest contains the following:
1. A shitty helmet.
2. An exceptionally shitty sword.
3. A small pile of tattered rags, stored for Dog Knight later.
4. A chestpiece that is literally turning to dust.
5. What appears to be a magical tome.
6. An exceedingly rare item!
Please roll for your tome and your rare item, respectively.
Dog Knight, exceptionally comfortable upon the sea of Elt decides to ask further. "Godly figure, what is your greatest desire?"
Elt is silent for some time until finally, "That is simple: To see a kingdom raised in my honour. Out in the great grasslands, a legendary kingdom incapable of being breached, haven of many, defender of all. Why do you ask, Pup?"
>>1107873
Rolling for rare
>>1107873
>Why do you ask, Pup?
Say that is my desire as well.
>>1107873
Rolling for tome
>>1107894
>94
Kobold Knight, excited at what he sees whips out a Wand of Light!
"Look here, Lantern! A Wand of Light, haha! With this, I can see anything!"
Lantern Knight smiles gently and says "Firstly, that's just a Flashlight, one of the newfangled techs the Mice came up with a few years ago. Second, how could you possibly need to see into darkness with ME around?"
At this point, Lantern is posing dramatically, the whole room aglow.
"Oh. Well then, let's go look at the spellbook!"
>>1107907
>07
"Why, because I, too, wish to build a kingdom. A kingdom for me and my followers to live and prosper in for many generations to come. It is why I am questing here in the first place!" Dog Knight exclaimed, hopping up.
In response, Elt said "I see... And you believe you could carry out this task... I somewhat have my doubts."
>>1108183
Say you'll prove it to him.
Leave and go down stairs.
>>1108183
go up the stairs after reading the book
>>1108271
>71
Dog Knight stands up from the statue and states "If you do not believe me, then I shall prove it to you!," storming down the steps to the next floor.
The Valiant Pup now finds himself on the landing of what appears to be a wide storage room. The stairs down are sure to be on the other side.
>>1108694
>94
The book is entitled: 'Dear God, Why?'
As to what it does, neither hero is sure. It contains a wide variety of images featuring nightmare demons that would drive mortals insane. Perhaps it summons a nightmare, who can say?
The duo makes their way up the stairway, the next floor ALSO appears to be a storage room of some description, but the room is also exceptionally dark, despite having a window with sun streaming in.
>>1109093
Dog Knight sniffs around the storage room, seeking useful items
>>1109375
>75
Dog Knight spends a considerable amount of time scrounging around in the storeroom.
After some time, he finds upon a small cache of gold hidden behind a large pile of bricks.
Further on, he finds something rare upon an altar in the shape of a hammer, with a note: "At least I can offer you this for your troubles."
Roll for it now.
>>1110877
Rollan
>>1111245
It's a noose. The knot seems to be magically bound, the end frayed to hell, but large enough to fit your head through. A bubble of air materializes and pops, odd.
Dog Knight is quite skeptical, but proceeds to the next floor down, stowing the Rope for later.
The next floor down seems completely normal. Stone brick walls, stone brick floors, two collapsed tunnels to the left and right, and one tunnel leading forward, a bright orange glow emanating from deep within the downward sloping shaft.
>>1112048
>tfw a God tells you to kill yourself
Dog Knight sniffs more, seeking out traps as he heads down the tunnel
>>1113178
(The noose is too short to tie up and subsequently hang yourself with.)
Anyway,
>78
The room and hall down are mostly normal, a few loose bricks and such, but nothing deadly. The entrance lets out into a massive underground cavern filled to the brim with treasure as far as the eye can see, rising like small mountains in gold, jewels, and treasures. One could spend a hundred years and not sort all of it.
This is clearly the Dragon Princesses' lair. Realizing this system may be bigger than expected, Dog Knight begins drawing a map (See next post.)
(Also see next post for potential responses.)
>>1113313
>Gold lines indicate entrance exit relationships.
Dog Knight is currently in the southern end of the Lair.
To the left is a large pile of treasure coming to a point facing north.
To the right is a large piles of treasure that curves around to the right, concealing something behind the heap. Ahead is a small crossroads with routes leading north, west, and east. That's all the poor pup can make out.
>Kobold and Lantern are in the upper Store room of the first tower
>Dog Knight has just entered the lair
>>1113535
Lantern and kobold continue to head up
Dog sees whats over the treasure pile.
>>1113535
Lantern and kobold, go meet the dragon!
>>1114321
"No earthly idea where she is."
>>1114265
>65
"Quite the pile of supplies they got here." Remarked the Lantern Knight as they crossed the path. "Yep." Kobold, replied, somehow more unnerved than Lantern Knight, having caught sight of what appeared to be an assortment of dragon dildos on a shelf.
Chains, whips, a myriad of binding tools, chastity belts, and a collection of hammers and nails, which made him wonder what kinda of twisted fuck would need this kind of stuff.
The final stair case is a rather short one to the next floor. They now stand before an unguarded door, the sound of whip cracking and heavy moaning emanating from within. Who should go first?
>Dog Knight
Keeping an eye on everything around him, Dog Knight makes his way to the right along the treasure heap. It keeps bending until he comes into a tiny alcove containing what appears to be a Dwarf... Princess. Dog Knight made sure to mark everything on his map. Looking more closely, it is definitely the Dwarf Princess, crown, tiny stature, and bronze armour all in-tact.
She seems to be asleep, bound and gagged.
A sense of excitement fills the Dog Knight at the prospect of finally saving his first princess.
What should the Duo and Dog Knight do next, respectively?
>>1114650
Hold on go back and equip the chastity belt just in case.
>>1114650
Duo should grab those dildos and Dog should gently lick the Dwarf Princess's face
>>1114650
Dog sniff the dwarf princess.
If she smell of alcohol then it's not a trap.
Here's the DPI square btw.
>>1114666
>666
Hoo boy.
Thinking it a good idea, Kobold Knight drags Lantern back to the store room and has his strap on a chastity belt. Kobold Knight is reminded of his nightmare dream from 2 nights ago of being devoured whole by a titan.
A sense of deep foreboding fills the duo as they return to the door. Lantern takes the initiative and opens the door slowly, ever so slowly. Inside is quite a sight: It's the Human Princess hung upside down from the ceiling, buck naked, arms and legs tied up getting whipped viciously by a machine spinning a Cat 'o Nine-Tails.
There is nobody else in the room and she seems to be in a state of pure terror and bliss. The duo is dumbfounded by the sight, having never seen any form of kink before.
>>1114699
>99
Gently, ever so gently, Dog Knight lays down his mace and frisbees and sits cross-legged behind the bound Dwarf.
He then proceeds to lick the back of her head, not wanting to shock her awake.
Sure enough, it emits a gentle sound from her mouth, a mumbled "Five more minutes..."
Another lick she says a tad forcefully, "Down boy, I said 5 minutes."
Once more and sure enough, she's awake. "Fine, you bugger, I'm getting up, just *yawn* stop licking me. I want my hair nice for today's ceremonies."
It is about that time she opens her eyes and notices that she isn't in-fact in the royal Bedchamber, but in the DP's Lair.
"Oh right... then... who's licking me?"
Dog Knight gently side-steps around the Dwarf Princess into view and says "It is I, the valiant Dog Knight!"
The Dwarf takes a moment's pause before stating: "Oh good. I'm going back to sleep. Carry me out of here, will ya?"
Well, I guess she doesn't mind being saved by a dog.
Now the Dog Knight has claimed his first Princess and Kobold + Lantern are standing in awe before the perversion of the Human Princess.
>>1114894
Is human princess gagged?
>>1114894
Kobold and Lantern rescue their princess. Desperately repressing lewd thoughts all the while.
>>1114894
Turn off the whipping machine and use those rags they grabbed to give her some kind of decency
>>1114894
Ask her for a sip of her dire brandy.
>>1114976
No. Her moans are open to the air.
>>1115005
>>>1115017
>17
Almost in a trance-like state, Lantern Knight walks over to the whipping machine and unplugs it from the wall.
It whirs down to a stop and Human Princess is instantly annoyed. "I TOLD YOU FUCKS TO LEAVE ME ALONE!"
This is when she notices it isn't her guard, but rather Knights.
"Oh, ah, hello there... brave Knights. Fancy meeting you here... in... my... room..." She looks away, embarrassed infinitely.
"You can uh, cut me down and uh, 'save' me now. Sorry for the shock, I get pretty lonely up here. My clothes are in the dresser over yonder." She swings her head towards a dresser against the back wall.
In the dresser are actually a collection of costumes. You may now pick the one you give her, original or anything else.
>>1115224
She's asleep again, Pup.
>>1115238
Have her wear this
>>1115238
Now that maid outfit comes in handy.
>>1115238
Everyone meet outside the tower
>>1115299
>99
Welp, the pic related was the point, so I'll just throw her in the Nightie.
>>1115457
>57
It is at this time, all three Knights decide it is best to return to the campground for the day.
Dog Knight safely carries the Dwarf Princess back, arriving first.
Kobold and Lantern Knight cut down, dress, and escort the Princess down, the guards happy to see her go.
Now everyone is back at camp.
Just as the Duo finds themselves back in camp, Dwarf Princess has awoken and says to the brave Dog Knight "Valiant fighter, will you accept my gift?"
She is currently holding out a Dowry in each hand. Dog Knight may take either from >>1114894
Or both. Or decline both in favor of those to come. You choice will impact several factors now and later.
"Oh! That reminds me! Good Knights, which of you will lay claim to saving me? As I can only give my gifts to one of you..." Exclaimed the Human Princess to Kobold and Lantern.
>>1115652
Does the dire brandy also let you see through walls too?
As for human princess take the bone.
Looks to be the most useful.
>>1115694
If the walls are made of cloth, yeah. You can see through them. And EXCEPTIONALLY thin walls, but otherwise, no.
Also, someone has to claim the Human Princess first. Kobold or Lantern.
>>1115652
You said "or anything else" so I went with that.
Anyways, take the brandy from Dwarf Princess to give to Dog Knight and let Kobold lay claim to both Human Princess and the P'orc Bone
>>1115740
Well lanterns the one who saved her so he should get it.
>>1115740
Brandy and Bone. Lantern claims the princess
>>1115760
It's alright, I was a bit vague. The point was to update her little square. And I can't exactly do that with the Animal Crossing slut.
Also,
>>1115771
>71 overrides 60
"I shall take that Brandy, fair lass!" and with a swift paw, downs the entire jug.
Dog Knight has gained the power to see through all cloth!
"I do hope you enjoy it, Dog, I know I will."
On the other end of the camp, "Now see here, short stuff, I have lit the way and am a HUMAN! I lay claim to this lass and her pillows!"
Kobold Knight caps Lantern in his knees with his ballista, blocked by the Bright Knight's shield.
"You will have to try better than that, scaled rat!"
Kobold is now exceptionally miffed. "Fine then! But next one we find is mine, got it Candle boy?"
"Oh but of course, I am content for now." Lantern remarks, taking a kiss from the Human Princess and grabbing the P'orc Bone from her open hand.
Lantern Knight now holds the P'orc Bone!
A sniff of this trinket and a thought to the intended target will cause great size changes to a specific area of the body until you will it gone or choose a new area.
___________________
Anyway, It's getting late, so I'm gonna go sleep. As will the Knights and the Princesses. Until the next morning, /trash/.
Feel free to bump the thread if it ever manages to reach page 10. I'll make another big post when I get up.
>>1115926
Night
Goblin bump
A new day has dawned, for me and our heroes both.
The scene has not changed much. Three tents, one for each hero, and two more tents, one by Dog Knight and one by Lantern Knight's tent. Each houses a princess, newly claimed by their respective Knights.
Awakening, the heroes find themselves in a bit of a pickle.
It appears that the 3 Knights in pic related have found the Tower and are currently debating what to do with the three Knights outside the Lantern Knight's tent. Their 3 wagons parked right next to our party's 3 wagons.
All three of our Knights are fully awake, but the Princesses are sound asleep. What shall our heroes do?
Also, Dog Knight can see through the Grizzly's fur and most of Druid Knight's clothing and is most distressed by what he sees.
>>1122167
I know what I'm doing, really.
>>1122167
Listen in.
>>1122167
Be polite
>>1122167
Dog knight cries in shame.
>>1123023
>>1123283
>83
Not wanting to be rude and interrupt the would-be murderers, the party watches through the opening in their tent, just out of sight.
Most of the conversation is unintelligible as the Bear Knight growls and the Fungus Knight just sort of makes squishing noises. Druid Knight is clearly the leader. "We are standing IN FRONT of our goal. There are princesses here, PLENTY of princesses. We don't have to kill them. Let's just leave them behind and go camp by the huge ass hole in the ground."
>Growling noises followed by squishing
"And? They've got 2. If we go in, we could save 12! It isn't a problem, we just need to agree and GO."
It appears there is a disagreement between Druid and his two compatriots on whether or not to kill your party.
This could be a good point of reference for saving your asses, or even getting a new party member if he's willing.
>>1123894
Enter in the argument on druid knights side.
>>1123916
Do this and win the argument
>>1123891
>91
Across the camp, Dog Knight weeps, A deep sorrow fills him at the idea of being able to see all that dick for the rest of his life.
It builds to the point that he even brings out that noose and is contemplating trying to use it.
>>1123916
>16
Kobold and Lantern signal to each other from under their tents, which happen to be next to one another and pop out, standing by the Druid Knight
Lantern initiates at the surprise on bear Knight's face:
"Now see here, what would you gain from killing us? Two princesses? Of course not, they have bound themselves to us and will not willingly change hands!"
It seems this has upset the mushman and bear. One has taken up a fighting stance and the other is on all fours, ready to pounce. Druid Knight is just staring in shock at Lantern and Kobold that they came out. He sighs and says: "Thanks... you pissed them off. I guess I can help you beat the shit out of them."
A fight is ensuing!
Druid Knight has joined your party!
Specify a target and roll for an attack!
>>1123981
Dog knight cries on top of bear knight.
Lantern wacks his lantern over fungus knights head.
>>1123981
Lantern vs Fungus (Fire >> Plant)
Druid vs Bear with Kobold in the rear providing long range crossbow support
>>1124032
Yep
Lets try for better.
Druid use magic to ensnare bear knight.
>>1124155
Dog don't kill yourself remember the promise ou made to god.
>>1124014
>14
"Foul fungus! I shall banish you back to the shadows from whence you came!"
His morning star comes crashing down and misses as the Fungus Knight dodges backwards, now lodged in the ground. The Fungoid is preparing for a counter attack!
>>1124042
>42
"Good sir, Bear, I offer you a choice, a map to a treasure trove of honey or the first strike."
>Growowl?
"Just kidding. I cast Grasping Roots."
The stars shine bright even in the morning sky as Bear Knight is ensnared, hands and feet to the dry ground, dragged down until his body is pressed against the earth.
"Sir Kobold, would you kindly slay this 'Knight' for me now?" Druid Knight inquired.
Kobold Knight, relishing a chance to finally use his crossbow hunkers down in place and fires a single bolt through the Bear Knight's right eye slit, right eye, popping out the back of his skull and helmet, and sailing into Dog Knight's tent, barely missing the poor Pup.
Bear Knight is now dead.
Dog Knight is greatly surprised at the bolt and jumps out ready to strike upon the nearest foe, mace at the ready.
Lantern must now roll for a block/dodge and Dog Knight is free to assault the Fungal Freak.
>>1124155
Dog Knight must remember that despite the unpleasant wang, there are plenty of tiddies to balance it out. Stay strong, for the tiddies.
>>1124237
RIP Best knight
Rolling for shield block, and also have Dog Knight try to razor Frisbee Fungus Knight's head off
>>1124237
Have Lantern raise his shield while Dog uses the Enforcer on Fungus which should be more effective than normal considering Fungus Knight is covered in metal.
Kobold should take this time to reload his crossbow.
Druid attacks Fungus with his Halberd to give Dog an opening to strike
>>1124237
Lantern blocks with his shield.
>>1124237
I hope the princesses are okay amongst the fighting.
>>1124258
>>1124466
>Shieldblock 66
A red energy begins emanating from Lantern Knight's shield, without having to even do anything, it blocks the Fungoid whip with ease.
>58
Seeing a dangerous entity in their camp, Dog Knight whips out a Frisbee and flings it at the armoured assailant.
Sure enough, it lodges right in the back of his head. However, it seems stuck there and only weakened the Malignant Mushroom.
>>1124325
>25
Kobold beings reloading in-case this keeps going.
Druid takes this opportunity to calmly walk up to the Fungal Fighter and lops his head off with a single clean halberd swing. Except... he's still moving, backing away towards the castle.
>>1124855
Aren't there still people in the tower? Assuming that Lantern Knight's shield now has a Fire element charge to it , lob that hot potato at the retreating mushroom.
Get Dog to check on the princesses
>>1124982
Use the lantern to burn mushroom knight.
>>1124982
>>1125132
>82
As far as anyone is aware, the only people left in the first Tower are the Orc and the 3 Goblins.
But anyway,
"Cretin, you dare run from battle? And to think, you call yourself a KNIGHT! Only a coward runs! Head or not!"
And with a mighty thrust, Lantern Knight flings his red-lit shield, ramming right into the Fungal's legs, bringing him down to near-nothing, except a torso and arms. And it seems, that was enough to end the Mushman.
Dog Knight saunters over to the rest of the group and asks "So... what did I miss, exactly?"
The trio inform Dog Knight of the unfolding events. And thus, the conflict is over and a new tent is set up alongside Dog Knight's for the Druid. Mere minutes after finishing, it seems a squirrel has already taken up camp on top of it.
With the two previous Knights dead, their carts vanishing in a puff of smoke, the party decides it best to get onto going into the dungeon once more. Princesses await.
>>1125330
Ask druid knight if those horns are a part of his helmet or not.
>>1124982
>>1125330
Whoops, I'm blind.
Before setting out on their next escapade, Dog Knight checks up on both princesses, they are both well awake now and seem content to see the heroes go.
"I'll wait for your return, Pup." -Dwarf Princess
"Thank you for the concern, but I'll be fine..." -Human Princess
>>1125330
Let's review the current layout of the tower before heading back in there
>>1125558
Oh while I'm thinking about it, have someone get that shield from Fungus Knight. It can at least be used to block small weapons I wager
>>1125634
I dunno, I wouldn't wanna touch anything fungal knight's touched. Might be a trace of shroom left that'll make us a host. Unless it really is dead.
>>1125876
Good point. We don't have anyway for getting rid of stuff like that either (minus setting it on fire)
>>1125349
>49
Kobold Knight decides it best to inquire into the headgear of their newest member. "So, them horns a pert of your helmet?"
Druid stops what he is doing, rises to his full height and says, "No. They are a gift from a Dryad deep in the Dread Thicket, a place no mortal dares tread. And I would prefer you not discuss them."
>>1125558
Layout updated with info from the other 2 Knights. Goal: whatever is in the Lair.
>>1125634
>>1125876
>>1125901
The Fungal Corpse is lit on fire along with the Bear Corpse just in case and set to burn behind the first Tower. Shall the party proceed down?
>>1125976
First go see what the orc and goblins are up now that the princess has been rescued and then go down.
>>1125976
Let's go
>>1126000
>>1126004
>000 The Null
>Roll of 100 as well
Kobold Knight, feeling a sense of minor duty asks the rest of the party to head down without him and goes up to check on the Orc and his Goblins. Something is definitely off, though. As soon as he entered the second floor, everything went black. He seemed to be surrounded by nothing, infinitely distressed by the sudden change, Kobold is spinning about looking for anything to shoot at, beginning to freak out.
"Calm yourself, short one. You have Nothing to fear in my Void. I have taken an interest in you, as have the Demons for some reason. I wish to offer you a gift. But in exchange, I will ask something of you. In the end, you will find it greatly in your favor. Do you accept this deal?
Heading down, Lantern and Druid marvel at the statue of Elt and the store room before they begin the descent into the Lair itself and are caught awestruck by the mountains of gold and treasure.
They are now at the entrance of the lair outlined in the map above. Where shall they go now and do they split up?
>>1126170
Kobold asks what the deal is.
Lantern knights looks for anything flammable.
>>1126263
>63
>Lantern
"For what reason would I need flammable objects? I am no beast of burden."
>Kobold
"Eh, I ah... see. That depends really, what kind of deal are we discussing? Cause if there's one thing my mum always taught my litter, it's never make deals with devils, shadows, and dragons. They will only end up eating you alive, figuratively AND literally."
The shadow all about him responds: "I see. Then allow me to take a step back. I.. am Nothing, the god of emptiness, void, and passage. I will give you safe passage to anywhere in the Towers or Lair and in exchange, all I ask is you bear the sigil of my Vacous from now on. In laymen's terms, become an servant of Nothing. My servants have no duties beyond seeking to give safe passage to all who request their help in getting from where they are to where they want to be."
>>1126424
Alright sounds good.
Ask for either safe passage to kobold princess or dragon princess.
>>1126424
>For what reason would I need flammable objects
To make a torch to give to the other 2 so you guys can split up.
>>1126424
"Nothing" seems pretty damn suspicious. Why didn't it show up when they explored the tower the first time?
>>1126494
>94
"Ah, I see. Thank you being from Beyond."
Scrounging about in his pack, Lantern can't seem to find anything, but realizes something.
"Companions, it would be best we split up and hunt for our Princesses. Give me your melees."
"Flame and spirit, Light and sight, guard these tools from the flames, yet let them carry on well into the night!"
It is at this point that the tops of Druid's Halberd and Dog Knight's Mace burst into flames, yet do not burn beyond the very tip of the wood/paper respectively.
For one reason or another, Lantern Knight's face plate has a look along the lines of ":3"
Dog and Druid Knight are quite impressed.
>>1126470
>>1126515
>>1126545
>Why not the first time?
"Ah, that is an easy one. I do not like people. I rather despise them, unreliable, horrid creatures. Especially HUMANS. As such, I could not draw you close for two reasons:
One, you were with a HUMAN and two, that same HUMAN was a damn candle! I couldn't get close to him if I wanted to!"
>Why Me?
"Now that is a tough one. Primarily, it is because I noticed the Demons eyeing you. I know not their plan, but I do enjoy participating in their escapades. So, I wish to claim you and see how they react."
>Kobold/Dragon princess
A twinge of fear goes through the tiny arbalest at the thought of the Dragon Princess, a call back to his dream.
"K-Kobold Princess. I want her. Take me to her and I will accept your seal."
The darkness contemplates this. "Hmm, are you certain? If so, I shall open a door to her personal bedchamber in the First Tower."
>>1126656
>are you certain
Yes for christ sake.
Gimme that kobold poon.
>>1126656
Sweet fire enchantment.
>"Nothing" cant be near sources of light
Sounding more and more like some kinda demon to me... Besides, we don't even know where in this place where Kobold Princess is or even if this is the " First Tower"! Taking this things' mark sounds like a terrible idea.
>>1126770
Yeah but kobold pussy
>>1126770
M8 don't you fuck up our chance to get kobold princess
>>1126829
The possibility of getting separated from the rest of the knights and getting cursed to do whatever "Nothing" desires kinda outweighs Princess poon at the moment. You can't enjoy it if you're dead y'know
>>1126876
Oh please its at worse going to be inconvenient not lethal.
>>1126742
>42 The Stars Align
"Yes, I want her back. Give her to me, Nothing."
"So it has been said, so it shall be! I'll even leave the door open for a safe return."
>>1126770
Is it a terrible idea?
>>1126876
>>1126890
Things are only lethal if you back yourselves into it AND roll poorly.
The darkness rapidly abates, a sigil burning itself into the Kobold Knight's forearm, invisible beneath his armour.
The floor he is on now has a doorway embedded into the wall. It is a pure black and made from wrought iron. Presumably, it leads directly to the Kobold Princess.
>>1126939
Rest in piss Kobold Knight
>>1126939
Make yourself presentable for kobold princess.
Then head on in.
>>1126939
Kick open the door like a badass.
>>1126985
(I'll go ahead and let you gents know, VERY few Gods or Devils want to harm the Knights. However, the more followers they have, the more powerful they become. Thus Elt and the Dog and Nothing and the Kobold.)
>>1126987
>>1126996
>96
Waltzing up to the door, Kobold decides to be a badass and kicks the door in.
Sure enough, it bounces back and hits him in the face, knocking him down. "Oh jeez, how the hell do I make a bold entrance with this thing?"
The door now has a sticky note on it.
'My doors do not like to be abused.'
>>1127151
Hope that kobold princess is a fan of slap stick comedy and head on in.
>>1127151
Apologetically rub the door and enter
>>1127173
>>1127352
>73
"Good door, I do humbly apologize. I hope I may enter you calmly now."
Sure enough, the door opens peacefully beneath his puny grip and opens into another chamber, it is round in nature and have two doors. One to the left, slightly cracked open, and one to the right, closed shut. Signing and water can be heard coming out of the left door.
____
(I'm surprised you guys missed something important. See this post and figure it out.: >>1126939)
>>1127540
God, I am doing horrid tonight.
>and has two doors.
>Singing and water pouring down can be heard
>>1127540
Is it the symbol on kobolds card?
I noticed it.
Didn't think it was important to mention though.
Anyway give the door on the right a cursory check to see if it's locked then head int the left.
>>1127581
(It wasn't. I made that obvious when I said the sigil was burned into his arm. That was just an allegiance marker for the square.)
>>1127581
This, but knock first before entering the left. Sounds like someone might be showering.
>>1127540
The fact that he used to be one of bodyguards?
>>1127670
Getting warmer.... Anyway, 1 sec.
>>1127712
Maybe they were secret lovers?
>>1127581
>>1127622
>81
Checking the right door, it seems to open outward and the outer hall is as unguarded as the Human Princess' Tower.
Turning about, the Nothing door is standing there, mouth open, waiting.
Stepping slowly, ever so slowly towards the door, heart racing, the Kobold Knight is finally there to save her. After almost eight years apart, he's finally getting his little sister back. And nobody will ever take her away again, not his family or their "rules of Monarchy." Or anyone else.
A single rasp upon the door and he waits patiently. "One minute, sir~ I'll be out in a minute. I hope you can wait..."
The water turns off.
The sound of towels being put on and humming fills the air as he waits, nervous, of when she sees him.
The door pulls open, painfully slow, every moment palpable in his mind.
And then, it is open and she is in front of the Kobold Knight. Her eyes are wide. "You aren't the guard... and that bow... could it be....?"
The other 3 members are still in the entrance space of the Lair by the way.
>>1125976
>>1127852
Kobold knight hugs his sister.
The other three split up with lantern going staight forward and dog going left.
>>1127852
>>1127913
Probably should let her get dressed first.
>>1127913
>>1127994
>94
"It is." Kobold Knight says, before pulling his sister in a vice-like hug.
He releases Kobold Princess and says "Get dressed. I'm here to save you and anyone else we find, but above all else, you."
She spots the door and has a question she keeps to herself before going to her dresser.
How does she end up dressing from pic related?
>13
Lantern Knight takes the direct approach and heads forwards. He is stopped short as there is a princess sitting plain as day just forward and to the left. He can't make out who it is, but it's already got him excited for his second catch.
Dog Knight travels left, noting a shape in the far end on his new right, and a non-collapsed doorway to his left. (Map will be updated in a sec.)
At the same time, Druid Knight heads right along the gold head and stops at the second crossroad. Down south is a doorway, north is a 3 point intersection flooded with gold, a little bit to the left of it is a small gap between two swathes of gold, and east has a narrow path between two heaps of treasure.
We now have up to 4 characters acting per turn.
>>1128298
Is kobold princess a brocon?
If so slutty scarlet.
If not either aztec or traps cause they seem the most useful.
>>1128298
Slutty Scarlet
Also, Lantern illuminates the princess with his light
>>1128298
Gonna go with the Aztec stuff - a brother/sister combo with one for close range and one for long range? Doesn't get much better than that.
Dog Knight uses his nose to check if the shape is a living being
I'm not sure what to have Druid do
>>1128626
Being the objectively best palette.
>>1128626
Seducing her brother.
>>1128391
>>1128417
>>1128586
>>1128626
>>1128635
>>1128677
Sorry for the delay. Dinner and whatnot.
Anyway, taking a paint bucket and her normal outfit out of a drawer, the Kobold Princess gets dressed and then drenches herself in red paint. "All ready to go!"
The siblings step through the Black Door back into the entrance tower, head downstairs, and go back to Kobold Knight's tent to discuss life and whatnot.
>17
Lantern Knight holds his flail aloft, but can't quite make out who it is. They are big and green, but that's really it.
>86
Dog Knight, sniffing the air can tell that the creature over there is alive, but can't tell much else.
Druid Knight stands around, contemplating what the hell to do.
>>1129632
>big and green
Orc princess.
Hope he's into snu-snu
Dog barks to get the creatures attention.
Druid gets overwhelmed by all the options.
>>1129697
>97
Dog Knight decides to draw the attention and barks across the chamber. The entity turns about and looks down, but seems confused.
At the same time, Lantern Knight sees Orc princess look over from her tied up position down the hall on his left.
Druid Knight is currently in the fetal position wondering what to do.
>>1130961
Druid knight uses a roll to determine which way to go.
Lantern knight searches for any traps around orc princess.
>>1130961
Dog Knight demands the entity show themselves
>>1130983
>83
On a 1-33 North, 34-66 East, 67-99 South, Druid Knight makes up his mind and heads south.
The southern route brings him to the mouth of a path leading up. On his right, there seems to be a small alcove among the treasures.
>Lantern
Coming up close, Lantern Knight confirms it is Orc Princess and proceeds to look about for danger. Finding nothing, he kneels down and asks here "Miss, May I untie you?"
Shocked at finding such a bright presence she did not see before, says "I.. of course. I'd love to get out of here."
>>1131169
>69
Just as a lewd idea enters Dog Knight's head, another creature appears next to the previous, does a strange dance, and then kneels down beside the next one. It may be worth investigating. Or perhaps Dog Knight should go into the door on his left. Updated map next post.
>>1131802
What was dogs lewd thought?
>>1131802
Have Lantern impress Orc Princess with his manly might by snapping her bonds with his bare hands.
>>1131802
Druid ducks into the alcove to see whats in there.
Dogs checks out the dancer.
>>1131802
Dog cautiously approaches the two figures, Enforcer at the ready
>>1131853
The thought of getting pounded by Dwarf Princess entered the Dog Knight's mind for a moment, before being replaced by him pounding the Dwarf Princess.
>>1131965
>65
"I'm glad you feel that way." He says as he karate chops her arm bonds, slicing them clean in half.
She undoes her leg binds herself and stands up, happy to have mobility again.
"Well then," she says, "Shall we be off?"
>>1131984
>84
Skirting into the alcove, Druid Knight finds himself face-to-face with the Succubus Princess... lounging on a pile of gold. She seems to be gazing off into nothingness.
>>1132053
>Still 84
Dog Knight, cautiously begins walking towards the two figures. As he gets closer and they continue doing their weird dance, it comes into focus and the Pup realizes: It's Lantern Knight and the Orc Princess!
>>1132109
That's pretty lewd. Mind putting up the new princesses info sheets?
>>1132109
Dog succumbs to despair at being denied that green booty.
Lantern trys to light up what succubus princess is looking at.
>>1132147
Yeah, sure.
OP here, SP coming in a sec.
>>1132167
And Succubus Princess.
>>1132109
Proceed with introductions
>>1132160
>60
A modest sorrow fills the Dog Knight, he has been beaten to the punch!
Lantern Knight, unaware of Dog Knight's presence helps the Orc Princess up and introduces himself as "The Guiding Light, Lantern Knight."
She seems.. mildly entertained by this and the party of two makes their way back along the treasure path back up into the Tower to the camp. They will arrive in a few turns if nothing goes wrong.
>>1132353
>53
Waltzing up the Succubus Princess, our Druid stands before her and says in a low whisper: "What do a devil and a Druid have in common?"
Without looking at him, she simply says, "We're both stuck in a Dragon den?"
"I was thinking the horns, but I guess that is true as well... Mind being rescued, since it seems your limbs are unbound...?"
Finally, the demon looks at her "savior" and says "sure. Lead the way!"
Now Druid Knight and guest are also heading towards camp. Dog Knight is the only one alone now.
To his left is a collapsed tunnel. North is a normal tunnel, and south is a normal tunnel.
The exit is southwest of his location.
>>1132825
Dog sniffs at the collapsed tunnel to see if he could get some foreshadowing.
>>1132825
Dog is getting the short end of the stick a lot
>>1132825
Guy who came up with Dog Knight months ago when Towergirls threads were still allowed on /tg/.
Dog gets to go north first
WHERE'S THE PORN
FUUUUUUUUCK
>>1133099
Anaugi?
>>1133140
NEVER EVER
>>1133161
No, I always go as anon and don't ever really contribute. The image that ended up getting used for Dog knight was made by someone else, basing it off something I made in MS Paint.
>>1133140
Besides me being fucking awful at eroticism, we keep most of the porn-type posts over in
>>1063010
>>1132851
>51
It seems to just be a pile of rubble. Nothing special. Although it seems to have led somewhere at one point.
>>1132880
So I should throw him a bone?
>>1133099
>99
I am honored to have one of the old Towergirls Anons in thread. Thanks.
Due north, Dog Knight finds another passageway, as expected. This one, like the others, leads up. Probably to another Tower. Without another thought, the courageous Pup heads up to the bottom floor of another Tower.
_____
It's exceptionally late here, so calling it quits for now. Will post in the morning again. All the Knights, except Dog Knight, have made it back to camp and will sleep soundly tonight. Our Valiant Dog seeks refuge in the safety of Tower 17's bottom floor, it shall be a rough rest, but a needed one.
>>1133243
He'd be better off eating his own bone with the way things are going for him so far.
>>1133419
Hey, at least he can see through the clothes of sexy bitches AND has a shortstack waiting for him back at camp...
>>1133440
She's no Goblin Princess though but I guess you take what you can get
>>1133469
Well, I mean, Goblin Princess IS still up for grabs. All you gotta do is find her.
The following occurs in the night.
Night passes into day. A new day has dawned.
Dog Knight sleeps upon the cold stones of the 17th Tower.
A deep rumble fills the entire facility for about one hour. It seems *something* is coming.
Lantern, Kobold, and Druid Knight all returned to camp safely and slept well.
Lantern added the Orc Princess to his claim and may now freely take from her two Dowries at the cost of one space on the cart when he leaves. *
Kobold Knight added the Kobold Princess to his claim and may now freely take one of her two dowries for free. *
Druid Knight, a bit nervous at being with a red devil, ends up sleeping with the Succubus Princess and adds her to his claim. He may take either of her dowries for free. *
Most of the camp is worried about Dog Knight, especially the Dwarf Princess.
DAWN OF THE THIRD DAY.
No new adversaries have shown up today.
Each Knight kisses their Princesses goodbye before setting off, Dwarf Princess is in a state of longing for her Pup and is debating hunting him down herself. "I'll give him one more day..."
>>1137199
Kobold knight takes warm ore from princess.
Lantern takes primordial dust from Orc.
Druid takes shadow brace.
What does dog see?
>>1137892
>>1137962
>92
>Kobold
"Hey, sis, I still get one of your dowries, for savin' ya, right?" Oh of course sir Knight. Please, which shall you take?"
Without a second thought, Kobold Knight took the Warm Ore, since all Kobolds live half as long as normal that night.
>Lantern
"Since we are safe now, may I partake of your fabled Primordial Dust?"
A smile creeps over her face as the Orc Princess holds it out to him, ready for snorting.
With a single intake, the Lantern Knight pours it into his face mask, almost choking on the bittersweet bones.
Lantern Knight has one slot left on his cart.
>Druid
"So tell me, sugar. Do you fancy a quick fuck before I give you my gift?"
Druid Knight, the Wooded Warrior has a blush on his helmet. "I.. maybe. I'll take that Shadow Brace of yours first, though."
Druid Knight has also earned the Desert Oil.
>Dog Knight
Dog Knight awakens to the same room he was in before, the bottom floor of a Tower. To his left and right are tunnels. Behind him is the tunnel back to the Lair.
In front of him is the stairwell up to the next floor. There is also a note upon the ground in front of him. Taking a gander, Dog Knight finds that it reads "A word of advice for the Pup, you missed a Princess in the lair, a little green slut, too. Thought you may want to know." -Elt
On the back is a miniature map of the left side of the Lair, complete with a big red X in a spot in the middle of a huge gold heap.
Map in next pic.
>>1138321
Well go back to the lair.
Gotta get dat green.
>>1138321
>>1138347
>47
Dog Knight follows the map diligently to the marked space on the other side of the gold heap and sure enough, finds a walkway to the center.
And in its center is a small, green lump that seems to be inch-worming across the ground towards something at the far end.
Dog Knight, the valiant hero, steps over the mass and walks up to what seems to be a crown. At this point, the Pup puts two and two together and realizes this is the Goblin Princess. "About damn time! I've been freezing my ass off here!.. Oh.. you're a dog...Hope ya know how ta fuck, canine."
It seems the Goblin Princess is happy to see you. You are also now carrying her crown.
The trio is now entering the Dungeon, heading down to the Lair.
>>1138321
Might as well head back to the Lair. Maybe meet back up with the other knights afterwards?
>>1138413
Meet up at the entrance to the lair.
>>1138413
Put crown on head and head back to the Lair entrance. Don't forget about Goblin's info sheet
>>1138427
>>1138448
>48
"Oh I do," Dog Knight says, a low, primal purr in his throat.
He proceeds to put Goblin Princess' crown upon her head, picks her up, still bound, overblown tiddies mashed right into his neck and proceeds to travel back to the Entrance Tower and go back to camp.
>Party
Just as they reach the bottom floor of the Entrance Tower, Dog Knight sprints into view and zips past, carrying something green on his shoulder. It seems he is excited.
The party has now entered the Lair. Where to?
>>1138533
Theres that one tunnel in the top right.
>>1138533
>overblown toddies
Lol
Try searching around the Lair - maybe there's other hidden things in there
>>1138557
>>1138572
>72
Kobold, feeling well, bold, decides to scrounge about the lower right of the lair, where Druid was before.
Lantern and Druid decide to check out the big path in the upper right.
Sure enough, Kobold Knight happens upon a pathway leading up into a Tower. Dare he enter it or check the wedge path on the central right?
The duo are greeted with a much more... interesting sight.
Just around the bend, the Dragon Princess her self is lounging in a pool of molten gold. Giggling just a bit, the titan is grabbing handfuls of treasure and more gold and just dropping them into the pool and her mouth. It's clear she's been doing this for a while, judging by the rotundness of her gut.
Just as the trio begins wondering what to do, she backstrokes over to them, not seeming to care and says "Oh, hey there guys. I was wondering when you'd show up. Want to join me for a dip in my hot tub? It's comfy and warm~
Reminder: This hot tub is a pit of molten gold.
Just being near the Dragon Princess fills Kobold, Lantern, and druid with a potent heat close to around a hundred and ten degrees Fahrenheit.
>>1138800
>00 the Void
Here's the Dragon Princess tile btw.
>>1138800
Ask her if she can do any tricks with her tongue.
>>1138800
Try the wedge first.
Ask dragon princess if she requires saving.
>>1138800
Send Kobold into the new Tower.
Gently decline Dragon Princess offer (don't want to get eaten). Does she know any tongue tricks?
>>1138816
>>1138825
>>1138831
>31
Kobold Knight decides to check out the Tower. The bottom floor is nothing special, like every other tower. To his left is a tunnel. To his right, a collapsed tunnel. Dead ahead, the stairwell up.
>25
Druid Knight, feeling it best to use his beast-conquering skills to tame her, says "Miss, do you require saving?"
To which she replies, "No... not really, I'm just enjoying myself down here with all my treasure. Ah, it's so shiny and tasty..."
She gently floats away, her tail paddling her towards the other end. It seems she is content to just do whatever it is she's doing.
>>1139450
Ask if we can have her draconic ruby
>>1139450
Stairs are good for cardio, so Kobold takes those
>>1139473
>73
Once more, the Druid Knight steps forward and shouts across the pool:
"May we have your Draconic Ruby?"
A boiling red gemstone floats in the golden goop right to the edge of the pool nearest the Druid Knight.
"Enjoy~ I'll want it back when you're done..."
>>1139509
>09
Feeling in a sporty mood, Kobold Knight ascends the stairway, sprinting. However, the second he enters the basement-2 floor, he faceplants. Mostly cause his foot snagged on *something*.
>>1139773
Using the draconic ruby swim across the molten pool to meet dragon princess.
Also see what that something kobold tripped on is.
>>1139825
This. I wonder what are the other princesses doing right now...
>>1139825
>>1139940
>25
>Druid
In a show of faith, Druid Knight stuffs the ruby in his pocket and jumps headfirst into the molten gold. Sure enough, it's hot as hell, but just bearable enough with the Ruby to not kill the Druid.
He swims over and decides to climb the titan of a Princess. He is now presently resting atop her overstuffed gut, wondering what to do next. Dragon Princess is giggling at his movements, as they tickle.
>40
Spinning about and getting into a firing position on one knee, Kobold Knight puts his back to the wall. It appears he tripped over a pile of black stuff. Hard to tell what it is.
A survey of the room reveals he is in what appears to be a room covered in cobwebs, black stuff, and has a statue of a massive man sitting in a chair taking up most of the center. The walls are covered in small alcoves filled with even more spiderwebs. There may be some loot back there and the statue seems of note, too. Plus all this black... stuff.
>Princesses
The Princesses at camp have all gotten together around a campfire as the sun begins to set to discuss things.
Gathered are:
Dwarf, Human, Kobold, Succubus, Ghost, and Orc Princess.
Goblin Princess is cuddling with Dog Knight at the moment.
"So, how has everyone been since... whenever we last saw each other?" -Human
"Oh, you mean when Dragon Princess brought us all in on that big ass basket? Yeah.. life has been... alright, thanks for asking." -Dwarf I
"Oh, that was awful... that damn Mimic latched onto my horns and tried to eat them..." -Succubus
"And don't forget the Skeleton girl fell apart and ended up getting half of herself stuck in the Slime!" -Orc
It seems the party is playing catch up on past events.
>>1141492
>spiderwebs errwhere
Better check the ceiling for anything Kobold
>>1141492
Tickle the shit out of dragon princess.
That black stuff better not be poop.
>>1141531
>31
A survey up and down shows just more cobwebs, black stuff stuck to the ceiling, and not much else. A small glint catches his eye in the Statue's left hand. It seems he is holding a staff that is entrenched in at least half a dozen layers of cobwebs, more black goop, and a snake corpse coiled about the entire length.
>>1141608
>TFW you forget to grab both posts.
>>1141558
>58
In an attempt to be "Playful," Druid Knight uses the Shadow Brace to create a dark copy of himself and proceeds to spread himself and his shadow out upon the Dragon princess' overburdened belly and use his whole body as a sort of feather duster/massager. This seems to elicit more giggles from the Red Titan. At this point, it seems like she is drunk off her own treasure.
>>1141608
Investigate the statue. Be careful of traps though!
>>1141646
[tickling intensifies]
>>1141660
>60
Slowly, gently, tiptoeing around the black masses, Kobold Knight arrives at the statue. The face is a blank slate and the staff is incomprehensible through all the webs, snake, and upon closer inspection, the black goop stuck to it is in-fact, spiders. Thousands of tiny sleeping spiders. They don't seem to react at all when touched.
>>1141954
>54
Beginning to enjoy this, Druid Knight puts every ounce of energy into tickling the Dragon Princess as she continues to shovel treasure into her mouth, large quantities spilling into the ever-so-slowly growing pool. She is very clearly enjoying herself. Lantern Knight looks on with a quirked eyebrow, unsure of where this is heading.
>>1142358
Now that she's distracted steal her panties.
>>1142358
Kobold inventory check please
>>1142451
Kobold Knight Inventory:
Tattered Rags
Crossbow
Bolts
Armor
Food
Kobold Princess' Warm Ore
Rare Items:
A Flashlight
>>1142491
Use the flashlight to illuminate things better.
>>1142491
Whip out that flashlight
>>1142384
>84
Rolling down her gut, Druid Knight lands right on top of her titanic panties. Almost as long as he is, close to 6 or 7 times as wide, it's going to be difficult to steal these... Should he still go for it?
>>1142524
>>1142549
>49
Kobold Knight feels like a moron for forgetting it, whips out his Wand of Light and sheaths his crossbow to look about. Sure enough, it didn't help one bit. The room is lit now, but now it's just obvious that everything is covered in cobwebs and spiders. The staff's head is glinting slightly brighter now that a light source exists.
>>1142604
If I roll above 50 then give stealing her panties a try.
If below 50 just unclip her bra strap and run away giggling like a moron.
>>1142604
Well there's not much left to look at so check out the head of the staff
>>1142638
>unclip her bra
"You do realize that part of her is submerged in molten gold, right...?"
>>1142646
>46
Dusting off some of the webs and spiders, the head of the staff appears to have 8 red gems embedded into the head of a stone spider, legs curling outward in a natural position.
Perhaps it is designed to control spiders...?
>>1142676
You do realize we have the draconic ruby right?
>>1142676
Try pressing in the gems one at a time. Maybe there's a hidden switch of something
>>1142708
"You do realize I can't see shit down there, right? It's like swimming through really hot sludge. I'd rather go back to that Dryad than try to do something that complex without eyes."
>>1142761
>61
The eyes do not budge. It seems that is not the key. However, it seems the staff is not attached to the hand holding it. The hand is more of a holder for the staff, wide enough to slot it easily, but not open to let it fall out.
>>1142676
Well take the staff then.
After searching for traps of course.
>>1142782
Check for traps one more time then gently remove the staff
>>1142782
Fine then if you think unhooking a bra is so complicated then don't bother.
You'd probably just fuck up anyways.
>>1142833
>38
>08
>33
"Damn right I would. I get nervous just being near these flamin' beasts!" Druid Knight goes back to molesting Dragon Princess' rotund gut, now also standing on her crotch, his shadow clone still on top rolling around.
>>1142789
>>1142809
>89
A quick examination determines there are no dangers here, except MAYBE all the spiders...
Standing on the arm of the statue, Kobold Knight begins slowly raising the staff. And... success! The staff comes free and just as it does, every single damn spider in the room awakens, staring intently at the Kobold.
They seem to be waiting for... something.
Perhaps you should give them an order with your new staff?
>>1142931
Try to get the spiders to form into a clone of Kobold Knight
>>1142931
What are the other 2 doing.
Also command the spiders to take you to their princess.
>>1142931
Spider Disco?
https://youtu.be/7WDFUcjWARU
>>1143005
>>1143008
>08
Lantern is enjoying the show Druid Knight is putting on and Dog Knight is doing lewd things with his Goblin Princess. Currently, she is getting eaten out while she is having dinner in their tent.
>Spiders to Princess
"Hey, Spider-bros. Take me to the Drider Princess!"
The spiders, in a massive storm of legs and bodies, pour down the stairs, leaving Kobold Knight standing there. It seems his command didn't go exactly to plan...
>>1143069
Downstairs?
Well lets follow.
>>1143069
Lantern knight uses the molten gold to gold plate his lantern.
>>1143088
>88 miles per hour!
A jaunt down below reveals the spiders are stampeding down the path on the right tunnel. However, it seems they are stampeding TOWARDS you.
Kobold Knight leaps up the staircase as they flood the lower floor. It seems they are carrying the Drider Princess. I guess that works. Fast fuckers, too. She is bound hands, feet, feet, feet, and feet, all her eyes blindfolded, mouth gagged.
>>1143107
>07
Thinking he would enjoy a shiny Lantern, the Glowy Knight dips the end of his flail into the molten gold...
Well, he got a gold-plated lantern. And a gold-plated flame as well, just sort of sitting there in the holder, not emitting light. This... may be a problem. Also, the lake is now on fire.
>>1143232
Lantern PANICS
...Maybe DP will prefer a flaming bath to a molten one?
>>1143232
Unbind Drider.
Just how hot was that lantern?
>>1143232
Cast the light enchantment on your bling lantern.
>>1143301
>01
Lantern Knight, disconcerted, begins freaking out that a lake of MOLTEN GOLD is now ALSO ON FIRE.
>>1143353
>53
"Ah, finally... C'mere, sweetheart... lemme undo those bindings."
The Kobold proceeds to undo each of her 4 sets of leg binds, arm binds, takes off the three blindfolds. And lastly, the mouth gag.
With a start, the Drider Princess falls forward and says "Oh, ah, thank you.. tiny... Knight?" I was most... entangled in that mess... shall we see our way out?"
>>1143869
Lantern knight walks away while pretending to not know anything about it.
Druid motor boats DP.
>>1143869
Kobold asks her if he can ride her to the exit.
Non-sexually.
>>1143869
Meanwhile Dog Knight is getting loss that goblin booty.
>>1143901
>01
Lantern Knight casually walks away, whistling, pretending he was never there and heads for the upper left Tower entrance. Passing time a tad, he is now on the bottom floor of the 17th Tower. To his left and right are tunnels, the stairs up dead ahead.
Druid Knight climbs up atop the Dragon Princess' gut again, then proceeds, with his shadow, to her titanic titties.
They both wedge themselves inside and begin swimming in a veritable sea of boobs. Dragon princess is as amused as ever, a slight purr working its way into her voice.
>>1143913
>13 Bad Luck Right There
"Yep, much better. Now, would you mind if I ride you?"
Drider Princess is shocked! "Excuse me? We have only just met, you insolent smudge!"
Kobold takes a step back and says, "I did not mean that! I meant ride you out of here, my legs are tired from running around the dungeon!"
Drider Princess quirks an eyebrow. "And? If anything, YOU should carry ME out of here!"
>>1144076
Basically. Dwarf princess is actually happy he is back, despite the other issue.
>>1144364
Lantern rushes to steal drider away from the brutish kobold.
Also druid loses his helmet in the boobs.
>>1144364
Guess Kobold and Drider are walking back.
Lantern Knight makes a right
>>1144426
>>1144486
I should start marking locations with maps for people. Color coding SHOULD be obvious.
Anyway,
>26
In his audacious escapade in the Kingdom of boobs, Druid Knight loses his helmet in the sea of tits.
At one point, he locks eyes with his shadow and the shadow disintegrates. He should probably go find that.
>86
Traveling along the right path, Lantern Knight finds himself in the base of Tower 19, the final Tower in the first Dungeon. He knows because there's a shining gold placard on the wall by the path to the Lair in this tower that says so.
Drider, miffed at the pitiful excuse of a Knight that is a Kobold, begins strutting into the lair, the spider horde leading the way, carrying Kobold Knight with them. They will be back at camp soon.
