Potfest v185
Enter a Tribute (Picture, Name, Gender if ambiguous)
Roleplay to events
Or Dont
>No Dupes
Notably Dangerous Texan Erection
Qrow
Jontron n Jacques
>>107519
Ge-Ge
Lord Beerus
Arr Pee
Kanzaki
Sliver Queen
Izaya Orihara
Seto Kaiba
Jarppi
Davepetasprite Squared
Yukine
Nowi
Catpain Luna
>>107521
Hello!
Jace Beleren
>>107519
Vidalia
Cancer
Sima Shi
3 more after Sima
Yuuka
>>107516
Short temper, quick to judge. My apologies If i offended you.
You are not a human, so by what name are you referred to in the universe? Does this sound more reasonable to you
And i do not answer to words that are emptier than Souda's mind in this realm.
Tell me, are you willing to reason with a ''worthless sapient'' or are you going to fling more threats at my feet like a feral beast, that which you assumne NOT to be?
Ship building monster
Sank and Knulls
Butthurt Anon who complains about Rp
>yes this is an entry
>>107563
Kek
>>107570
late
>>107524
Not much, work
>>107527
> does so too
>>107570
And it would be added if I needed another spot
>>107574
Sounds boring, but nice to see you as always
>Takes a sip of his drink
So what with this place?
Everyone here seems..off.
I have won Potfest a total of 3 times. Does anybody have more Potfest victories?
>>107553
>>107576
>>107570
Swap
>>107563
>All of my keks
>>107576
checked
Jughead P Jones
>>107582
Nepgear
>>107582
Nepgear has 7
Asuka has 5-6
Cirno has 4
>>107580
Yep it is boring.
Shorty, why aren't you short?
>>107581
It's a funhouse!
Where you fight, kill, die, and repeat!
Who are you mister?
>>107519
On time JC
>>107591
>>107594
I see. Thank you.
>>107594
GOOD LUCK!!!
>>107574
I thought you jumped off that roof.
>>107594
>>107594
I'm going camping in the woods.
>>107594
Lovely start..
Getting stabbed by a masked idiot.
>>107597
Names Qrow.
And fighting you say?
That would explain the stabbing I just received.
>>107595
He may be short elsewhere.
>>107594
I would wish all of you good luck, but luck is the crutch of the foolish.
>>107614
>>107562
>>107595
Mmmmmmmm, I don't know, I don't feel particularly tall. Maybe you're just really short?
>>107605
I said no
>>107614
Kek, I don't want find out
>>107624
Oh,I am...
>>107624
Woah, im trippin here!
>>107624
>>107634
Not what I had in mind when I said "camping trip".
>>107610
Yeah a dragon explained to me!
You get to go to the arena and have fun and the next thing you know it would look like nothing has happened!
>>107624
ROB THE MONSTER'S DEN!
>>107636
Whoops
>>107632
I'm 6'0''
How about you?
>>107624
The drinks of a commoner...It will do nicely.
>>107638
Getting kills isn't exactly my idea of 'fun'. Even with resurrection being in play.
It dulls your blade being able to not worry about death.
>>107646
Hey look a red Dot!
I wonder if I catch it with my mouth...
>>107646
I see you sniper. Find something else to claim as a trophy, coward!
>>107646
6'4''
Get on my height faggit.
>>107638
The real monsters are the ones destroying the livelyhood of a humble shop-owner.
>>107646
Nope not this time!
>tfw i'm a 4'8" manlet
>>107625
Oh well.
>>107658
6'5'' here, manlet.
>>107646
Aaaaand SAFE!
>>107650
Well you don't have to kill to have fun, you could just hang with the people.
However sadly the area prevents this way of thinking.
>>107659
Sorry!
I thought you were an evil monster!
>>107665
I am not sure what to think about the rest of the competition. A shame the Sliver Queen has been slain. I was wondering if she could overcome her own pride.
>>107665
>>107646
I'm...
No, wait...
Oh...
>>107666
>>107668
Wait what...How?
>>107671
Fuq, I've been out heighted. Now I must spend the rest of my days being keked by you.
>>107676
That seems to be a common misconception.
One could argue that your own kin is not without fault either. Someone without further knowledge of your person might call you a monster also.
Wow you guys are so cool
>>107683
Pretty much. Although i think Ultron is 6' 7''. Or so he told me once.
>>107665
Everything is so dark
Turn the lights on already
>>107671
6'2'' here, dammit
>>107682
Whats wrong?
>>107683
I don't know i'm just super short
>>107695
Hah. I have no idea what i am doing but i like the sound of it!
>>107676
I suppose partaking in these games is at least some form of sport.
>>107691
I know I am.
>>107688
Well I'm a cyclops, so technically I am a monster.
It's awesome!
>>107702
>>107695
Oh, I misunderstood.
I'm like... 5'1
>>107702
Yes?
>>107705
According to whom? People that underestimate you? I see a little girl with one slightly larger eye. I have fought monsters, real monsters.
You are not a monster. The words of a fool should mean nothing to you.
>>107695
Non dragon trash
>>107692
What a fucking legend.
>>107696
You know...Madolche players have been shown to be individuals of better height...Perhaps...Changing over to them might help?
>>107709
No your god not nigger.
>>107646
5'10'' i think.
Did someone say value?
>>107708
What was the misunderstading?
>>107717
>Madolche
I'd rather be the size of an ant then play that filth
>>107694
Stay blind.
>>107695
Milk....
>>107723
Nobody did. But carry on, unless you are not here because you want to offer something.
I'm 69'420"
>>107723
>gif
>>107723
>Uta
>>107726
What are you? What is this white powd - KEEP AWAY FROM MY CLOTHES, YOU FILTH!
>>107723
No
But can I see this Value?
>>107715
Aww your making me blush.
>>107726
I'm not good with imperial units. I thought you said 6 inches, not 6 feet.
>>107727
Join me Beerus.
Join the Madolche brotherhood.
>>107737
It is not ment as a compliment, merely as a statement. But i appreciate the sentiment nontheless.
>tfw im 7`1" everyone calls me Melman from madagascar
>>107705
That is an interesting outlook.
No offense meant towards your anatomy.
However, considering "being a monster" our kin certainly lacks the cuteness factoring into the approval you receive by the general public.
Perhaps one should not judge by outer appearance, yes?
>>107738
Damn metric and imperial differences
>>107747
How did you get that nickname?
>>107728
Who said that? I cant see anything
>>107733
Ops, my bad, i dont know how feets work
>>107743
NEVER
==REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE==
>>107738
I got somethign that's 6 inches, dude.
>>107743
Do you seriously play madolche? pleb
>>107738
Idiot.
>>107752
Im a big skinny guy
>>107752
So. Kill the redhead and leave the dragon alone
Wait. Dragon? No no no i must be having an unwanted side-effect from that commonerdrink i had.
>>107754
Nice redtext...
>>107756
That and Noble knights.
I like beating peoples faces in with a little pastry dog.
>>107752
Im not ugly!
>I had the perfect pic for this but i only have it on pc
>>107726
Not so fast, you filthy khajit !
I'm horny.
What should I masturbate to?
>>107752
Welllll
>>107753
Me too, but we're about the same, right?
>>107770
Perhaps if you didn't prefer a more..beastlike appearance, you would not be called as such, girl.
>>107767
>not playing kozmo
poor fag
>>107745
What's your name Sir?
>>107748
Well no, of corpse not.
>>107773
Fuck off Tricky.
>>107773
Porn
>>107774
>>107773
Get a mirror
Fap to yourself
It will work great since your mind finds you attractive
>>107780
Sima Shi. Do not fear, i am not here to kill or berate ''monsters'', unlike your charming companion over there.
Once you have seen your brother slay a nine-headed serpent god by his own hand, nothing can or will frighten you.
>>107734
>>107723
Hmm... On second thoughts....
Trump, i need proof now.
Anon has confused me.
>>107780
Then tell me. Who is the monster.
The one running a small shop alone.
Or the five destroying said shop without provokation?
>>107778
>Based off Star wars and The Wizard of Oz
Yeah, Nah.
>>107784
How does it feel? Getting beat down?
>>107794
The porn of the sexual kind.
>>107794
Take a picture then
>>107774
I had a happy live, no regrets
Maybe one more candy...
>>107776
Maybe, but im definitely taller as a dragon!
>>107777
But im even prettier as a dragon, look at these scales, arent they cute!?
>>107792
You are not interested in my words, but i will share them nontheless.
In my country, if possible the shop owner would be compensated and the criminals would be imprisoned - or worse.
...Usually, if the rot that plagues it doesn't give in to greed and self-enrichment.
Take it as you will. Revenge is a concept i understand very well.
>>107789
Nine headed serpent god?!
A hydra!
That's awesome, you saw a hydra!
>>107792
... The five who destroyed it.
>>107800
Adachi plays this shit
Where did Ruby Gloom go?
Is she kill?
>>107811
Well yeah, but that's cheating!
>>107811
With respect, but not everyone is used to seeing a live dragon.
....They do seem to shine with a colour akin to gold.
>>107801
I bet you don't dare walking in the street nak -
Is he actually? Wait....
...imbecile.
>>107801
Can I die please?
I forgot I have a flight to catch in like 4 hours.
>>107815
Lightsworn is for the real niggas.
>>107817
Oh thank god.
>>107816
Ooooooo...
>I'm trying a new Ava
>take a massive guess.
>>107816
yes. the avafag retired
>>107801
FOR FREE
O
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>>107822
Gladiator bests best archtype 5ever
>>107814
....A hydra that threatened to destroy my time and that of another, inhabited by brave warriors.
..I cannot say it didn't come with good things. So many interested - and capable- people with visions, GOOD visions for the land.
>>107814
Thank you.
Was that so hard?
>>107812
You are mistaken. We are not interested in you, not your words. We told you we would remove you from our presence. This will be the last you hear from us.
>>107822
inside the country? i though your people use kangooros to transport from point A to B
>>107823
b-but how can I sexualize Ruby if your using a new ava?
:(
>>107823
Is it
The one-eye?
>>107811
Beauty comes from within.
>>107817
>>107830
There is no escape! Anyone who stands in the way of my ambition must be prepared to pay with their lives!
>>107831
>Implying
>>107837
No when I'm on that little part of land that is at the bottom of it.
>>107819
But i grow slower than normal people so it balances out
>>107820
Thats true, some even payed money to see me as a dragon, werent happy days for me
>>107848
Congratulations
>>107838
Thanks for hosting.
>>107843
Uhh...Did sum1 say link?
>fart noises
>>107844
Congrats Sima Shi!
>>107833
Neat, so how's your kingdom doing?
>>107835
No it was not.
Say can you do tricks?
>>107845
>yes
>>107835
And why? I believe i made myself clear of my intentions a while ago, which you rudely ignored all the same.
Then i will make this count. I do not think of non-human as unworthy. I tend to look at capability and intelligence. My sincere regrets if i somehow made you think i look down upon you.
If you still seek to kill me out of this misunderstanding. So be it.
>>107849
summon mewshitcat to summon anjelly to make a faggy combo gg
a shit
>>107854
So I'll catch up huh?
>>107862
that's why glads a best
negates everything
>>107862
Summon dog.
Feed dog the bodies of its comrades
Fuck them with dog
I don't play normally. I just do what is fun.
>>107860
...Corrupt, rotten, filled with imbeciels that lack the vision or the willpower to change it. It is a regrettable fact that sometimes, i must put those same peopel to death.
But no sacrifice is too great.
>>107854
...Disgusting. To be used as an item of curiousity.
>>107838
>>107844
A very acceptable trophy, Black Host. I thank you.
>>107860
Oh, that reminds me...
A few hours ago I turned on my phone, and instead of what I expected, there was a full screen picture of the Cyclops, and it almost got me like a screamer.
>>107849
>>107867
"So these... Are the faces of evil?"
>>107846
Beauty comes from everywhere!
>>107864
Only if you get enough sleep, thats what mom said
>>107869
But then old man saved me and now i can life peacefully and play whenever i want
>>107876
glad you enjoyed it. ill be lurking for a bit
Might be time to go get the donuts
I Heard you need a Host?
>>107880
How much do you sleep a day?
>>107880
...How old are you exactly, child? This is a dangerous palce for a youngling.
>>107869
That's horrible, what's going on in there?
A civil war? Did the monsters strike back? Oooh oh! Did the king betray you guys?!
>>107875
>kek
>>107878
>not playing games for fun
>>107867
>playing for fun ever
>>107884
Hey shorty, do you still have Horny Bitch's winscreen from a few days ago? I thought I saved it, but I can't find it
>>107885
"Don't ask me."
>>107860
...Tricks?
What do you mean by tricks?
>>107861
Have seen our fair share of self righteous "heroes", seeking to destroy what they deem evil because it is unlike them.
Your words drip with contempt, despite trying to convey a different message.
Why should we believe you now?
>>107891
>being mediocre
>not playing to win
ok
>>107885
Well "Trump" mentioned
some value, but i think it was an imposter.
>>107879
Correct.
How do ya do?
>>107878
Cool.
I play with my dick some times.
>>107892
I know... I'm a filthy casual,
>>107893
here you go
I save all my winscreens so ill always have em if someone eneds em
Hungry. Where is the dragon?
>>107903
Thank's man I appreciate it.
Now go get you some tasty donuts!
>>107890
It took my brother's willpower and the help of the gods to turn the tables. But all is well.
...For all the things my brother lacks. He never gives up.
That was a different time. In it's current state, you are correct that there is a civil war going on. Three kingdoms, Mine against one that has the wrong vision and another that lacks a vision at all.
It grieves me that the common people have to suffer because of the noble's incompetence...but there is little i can do about it while they are still in power.
>>107898
> not playing to shitpost all day and insult people
It's like you have a life
>>107895
I was asking everyone in general.
>>107900
In that case i shall wait in case it is the real deal. I need to win one of his games.
>>107878
Discarding is for bitches
i'll just negate everything my opponent tries to do
>>107886
8 at night and i take a one hour nap after lunch
>>107887
Hey! I just look like a child but im actually over 1000 years old
>>107906
She flied to that mountain over there
>>107898
>playing to win while not having fun
It's like you've forgotten the entire point of games
If you want to play to win AND have fun
Play a proper game
A game that actually requires brainpower. An engineering game, not a game such as LoL or CS;GO or heaven forbid any trading card games.
am I /v/ yet
>>107911
I do,im sorry anon.
>>107903
That is actually my fetish.
Well I'm off anyways.
Congrats, You guys get to have a week without me shitting up your threads.
See ya all later.
>>107912
I think you can go for it Dealer.
It was probably an imposter.
An anon mentioned that it
could be Uta. But what do i know?
>>107917
Rhythm Games masterrace
>>107926
Same here
>>107915
Hello meal.
>>107932
this guy knows whats up
>Shorty
>>107917
>am I /v/ yet?
Declare Undertale the best game ever created and shit on every Triple A game, and then yes you are
>>107838
Thanks for hosting boo
>>107902
>ctrl-alt-delete
>force shutdown
>>107895
"Do ask me, then!
...I still don't know what to say."
>>107937
>memetale
kek
>>107910
... Are you winning at the war?
And what do the other kingdoms think is the best for the people?
>>107897
You are right. You can choose to not believe my story.
There is no evil or good in my world because everyone can see their vision as the just.
I can only fall back on my generals, my family and my men: those that believe my vision. To purge the land of those unfit to rule and build a bright future for ourselves and the people that we will rule.
For too long has The Emperor ignored his council and his local lord's perverted self-enrichment and corruption. And now when there is SOMEONE who calls im out and seeks to change it all, he has the audacity to brand ME a traitor!
....Do you understand the concept of justice? Or mayhaps of vengeance? Call this The Emperor's just reward for failing to do what The Heavens grant him a Mandate for: To rule the land with righteousness.
We all have our own perception of the ultimate truth. My truth is that the land is foul, corrupt and dying, and only i have the vision to make it living again.
>>107915
That sounds like a lot of sleep
>>107917
>thinking winning is not fun
k, i like competition ygo is a really difficult game to master and thats how i have fun
Do we need a host?
>>107940
c-cute!
>>107944
....That is a hard question to answer.
We have common grounds with another kingdom. To see China rebuild, for the people.
However: While we reject the notion of Imperial rule, they cling on to it, like a moth to the flame.
And that will be their downfall.
>>107915
....One, thousand. Year. Old
...Is this a childish prank on me?
>>107932
>ultra-repetitive shit
>it's even in the name of what you get from playing it:
>REPETITIVE strain injury
If you like bashing your keyboard like an angry gorilla, sure
>>107937
Undertale was good. Still plenty of ways it could have been improved.
>>107951
Well, it's not too bad I'll admit
But gunplay really isn't my thing. Guns are always the most boring weapons in FPS games.
>>107935
Im not meal! And im leaving right now, so cya later hat girl
Is it that dead around here?
Have I stumbled during an extended dead hours?
>>107967
Bye Nowi
>>107945
Do not take us to be without compassion or knowledge of virtue.
We know justice.
We know revenge.
We ARE revenge.
Who is to say that you vision holds truth? That you should be the one to rule? Wherefrom does your belief stem to be righteous?
Answer, or be silent.
>>107930
Take care.
>>107971
Hey boy
I'm alive
>>107912
>>107940
"I missed the link..! Any host is fine with me..."
>>107971
"It's- It's peaceful, right?"
>>107965
>Shit tier reaction time
>Shit tier music taste
>Not being naturally gifted to play a genre of game
>>107967
Noooooo food come back!
>Chases you.
>>107971
I am alive.
>>107967
Safe winds, little one.
>>107959
1 large dosage of c-cute up Nep's ass coming up
>>107988
>Bashing
>Not being able to read sick note combos and pull them off with dexterity
You sir are the one wih the eyes of an african.
>>107976
I am not asking whether you are alive. I am asking the state of this place. It's horribly stale and boring.
>>107977
Peaceful huh.
Boring...
>>107987
I could say the same thing to you. Practically I did not ask your state of your living. I ask about the state of this place.
>>107996
A primal ape may be expected to have good eyes
That's not even an insult
What a primal ape however does not have is discipline and the intelligence that comes with years of far superior game-playing.
Game of Fate
>first 36
>>107974
...Because the people. the commoners. the simple farmers or merchant are tired of war, of death, of violence.
I can never be sure if mine is by any means the absolute best. But it is the quickest way to end the chaos. Everyone who believes me is welcome to work on the same road as i am: The road to the future.
I will not lie. I fully intend to rule myself, and if not me: My sons or my brother.
My righteous belief comes from the fact that i can no longer stand by and watch how the land spirals into death and destruction while the rest of the kingdoms fight among themselves, like vultures around a pig corpse, fighting for what's left.
If someone disagrees with me, i will hear them out and convince them that my way is the best way. The ONLY way. If they choose not to believe me, i can only beg them to not make the mistake of taking up arms against me.
Maybe one day i will wake up, not knowing that it will be my last. And die, knowing that in the end, my willpower was not enough to see it happen. To see peace happen. because only life and death is truth in this world. The rest is written by conquerors.
>>108009
Shorty
>>108009
Bro Strider
>>108009
Spy
>>107997
"It's comfortable. I'd be sad if someone ruined this peace."
>>108009
Rao-Ji
>>108009
Sleepy Cirno
>>108009
Lord Beerus
Kongou
>>108009
Adachi
>>108009
Davepetasprite Squared
>>108009
Sliver Queen
