Welcome to the 136th Dark Side games
First 47
No clones
Good luck everyone
Fujiwara no Mokou
Komachi Onozuka
Mafia Muffet
Airi Ban
Otacon
Sans
>>101516
>The Stig
>>101516
Spike the Dragon
>>101516
Jesus
Bold and Brash
Amatsukaze
>>101516
Sunset
Ken Kaneki
Adachi
Classy Raven
Raoul Duke
Chaika
Chosen Undead
Broly
>>101516
Perfect Cell
Diego Brando
>>101516
Not Important
Bobby The Jedi
Yo
>>101516
Nagato
>>101516
Rei Ryghts
Zacharie
James Hetfield
Flandre
>>101516
Bebi Vegeta
Revan
Minako
Erica
Horny Bitch
Shockwave
Matoi Ryuuko
Kyoko Kirigiri
>>101516
Maria Naruse
Jolyne Kujoh
>>101516
The 168th mobile infantry
Booce
>>101516
Roromiya
GUNDAM TANAKA
>>101516
Gine
>>101516
Parasaurolophus
tfw no more hazma meme
Diablo
Jerry
Gambit
Haru
>repost
>>101458
I knew there was more to it than just a jockey...a culprit and a serial killer as a part time next to a perfect life...the usual case...
>>101468
You seem to be capable of making small calculations...but the law doesn't work that way.
>>101470
Well, I have a little notebook of my own next to the u-uh files...I can help you with writing in yours as a friend if you want Gundam...
>>101475
And being good at nothing is better you would say, Hajime?
>>101601
>Ditches Jerry while his back was turned
>>101523
>>101525
>>101527
>>101526
Free Snacks for my district mates. Can't have you fighting on an empty stomach!
>>101580
Cuuuuuute!
>>101597
Wait, Dinosaurs DID breathe fire?
>>101478
You doubt my words, woman?!
>>101500
Yes, run away you pathetic waste of DNA. Try not to be this worthless wherever your journey takes you.
>>101502
Now speak your name, huma or I will be forced to make it possible for others to carve it into your gravestone.
>>101536
Calling me a mortal won't make me magically become one, human.
While you are clearly one and my hair is pretty simple and perfect fit
for a Dark Lord such I am.
>>101543
>>101614
N-Not like I would require assistance...but what kind of secrets do lurk inside that book of yours?
>>101623
Hey, thanks, spider lady!
>>101623
>steals all the food
>>101601
>Ditches
Also how you guys doing tonight?
What some drinks?
>>101614
Well we can be friends then.
>>101580
Nice gun, nice outfit.
3/10, -7 points for being matoi related
>>101623
>100000
>>101623
What could go wrong? Thanks!
>Takes a donut.
>>101623
Get out, creepy crawler.
>>101433
I can rate my own meme if I want to... now, back into the worse girl folder...
>>101434
Out of respect, I shall not lose my composure, and I suppose you are right... but mentally I am slowly losing myself....... It is... Odd to say the least!
>>101614
>Shit, how does she know about what I did to that old hag?
S-serial killer?
E-excuse me!?
>>101443
That's weird
>>101451
So what division you in? By your looks I'd have to say R&D right?
>>101472
But I want to knoooooooow
>>101630
O-oh~, hehe, I-i'm Otacon.
>>101640
>-7 points for being matoi related
>>101630
Dark lord eh? You must be the Puppet master then.
>>101623
Much appreciated spider
>>101640
T-thanks.
Kyoko x Matoi
>>101646
What are you going to do dear~? Squish me? Ahuhuhu~
>>101644
I'm sorry? I don't understand...
>>101634
>>101645
>>101661
Ah yes, enjoy, and best of luck!
>>101636
>Wraps up in a web
>Runs to the other end of the room, dribbling you
>Slam Dunks you into the trash
>>101648
You need to play pay day 2 with yosuke, he keeps bothering me when I'm playing with izaya.
>>101623
*eats*
>>101674
And the same to you
>>101652
HOW DARE YOU HIT THAT KIND OF TONE WITH ME?! You intend to lose your head and name at the same time?
>>101660
I am the mastermind of all masterminds, the one who pulls the strings of the puppet master itself!
Hey..everyone..body...
I guess it's nice to see..some of you again...
>>101674
You can wrap me up, spider lady~
>>101692
Welcome back, big guy. How're you feelin'?
excuse me, when is karen usually here?
.
.
.
>>101698
*so right
>>101674
You two, thanks for the food still.
>>101674
>poke poke
I want to stick my face in _____'s plump butt.
>>101674
With my broom, yes.
>>101698
I blame footfags and their shit fetish.
It appears that I am now situated in an area fittingly named trash. Local fauna is most odd. Direct communication might be plausible, further investigation is needed
>>101691
N-no, my name is Otacon. It s-stands for 'Otaku Convention'
>>101715
Sophisto
>>101630
U-Uh...that's private...but I guess you can see it...
>hands over notebook
>>101639
I don't have friends...I work alone, I'm the Ultimate Detective...if I would have too many people who could be an obstacle to me in these investigations they will fail...asides people tend to misuse trust and frienship for their own sinister intentions...
>>101650
Hmm...I didn't know what you did to her...but this kind of confessing it, Diego.
I guess no one wants drinks then...
>>101704
>Expecting anyone to have consistent schedule.
>>101651
You'll never find out. No matter how hard you try. Everyone has their secrets~
I'm sure you have some you don't want to share.
>>101691
You twist there minds and smash there dreams as well?
>>101699
Hey Spike...
I guess..I feel..good...
>>101674
You do realize that putting me in my domain only makes me stronger, right?
>breaks free from web
>duct tapes Raid can nozzle down
>stuffs down your throat
>>101694
Careful what you wish for, Zacharie. It may come true.
>>101707
..Can I help you, dear?
>>101716
I'm a bit too large for that, my darling Matoi... why not go bake some donuts for me? That'd make me very happy.
>>101692
Ooo, what kind of monster are you?!
>>101715
Muffet
>>101675
All you people have to do is ask me, and I'll carry you to victory, and lots of money...
>>101715
Zacharie
>>101723
Well shit I'm just a rock star...Nothing else
>>101723
>That was a thought, you goof
I didn't do anything to anyone!
Except leaving my competition in the dust!
>>101692
Very intriguing. The organism is composed of many different dead humans and yet is still able to speak. How do you function?
>>101735
Great to hear. How's the new area treating you? Gotten used to it yet?
>>101739
>Implying I'm not an indestructible hologram that hurts you if you try to damage me
>>101725
well i mean.. i was just wondering... because i would like to talk to karen real quick. karen was super nice to me before.
btw hi bobby..
>>101692
>>101753
Ewwwww
>>101747
B-But I have 250 million in my offshore account!
>>101751
*Music industry whore
FTFY
fuck you man just fuck you
>>101753
I thought those were normal maps
Hey Simon did you get my message haha
>>101715
Toriel
>>101741
I have a pretty big broom.
>>101769
>Music industry whore
Funny anon.
>>101764
Something displeases you?
>>101723
If it is that big of a secret why would you give it to someone like me? You want to give me more advantage, because you underestimate me?!?
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE GU-...wait...what is this notebook even supposed to...
What..?
>>101734
More like twist their mind and crush their dreams.
>>101720
That is your real name..?
>>101785
>>101741
*sigh*
That's..how everyone see me....nothing more than a monster.....
>>101753
Wait....w-who...are...you...?!
>>101755
I..guess..so...
Just..some new faces I don't...know...
>>101764
Oh..it's you.....
>>101756
>eating all your food
Hm?
>>101764
Y-you haven't seen the w-worst yet~...
>>101741
>didn't respond as she now poked at her web.
>>101798
I know it can be kind of scary to be surrounded by so many new people, but I'm absolutely positive that they'll all love you as soon as they talk to you.
>>101800
Give me some
>>101741
Oh, please do~
>>101761
How the hell do you know my name?
>>101794
Oh n-no my real name is 'H-hal Emmerich'
>>101794
Do they get blind by you and can't see a thing? When they call your name do they scream as well?
>>101779
Maps?
>>101798
I am Shockwave. Tell me, do you regain the intelligence of the humans that compose you, creature?
>>101800
>Implying it's not covered in anti-brash fields
>>101786
You've got quite a few big features, darling~ Ahuhuhuh...
>>101812
H-Hey!... Be careful! What do you want?!
>>101676
Well, those were for my district mates you know...
>Sorry for the late reply, I'm shit
>>101715
I want everyone to sit on my face~
>>101768
Doesn't matter, I'll get you even more money...
>>101823
you said you loved me yesterday!
>>101821
>tosses you a spider donut
>cracks as it hits the ground
>swarm of spiders crawl out
>>101793
A robot?
>>101798
Well you sure as hell don't sound like one.
Who are you?
>>101840
Wait, Aero?!
>>101829
Such an ordinary name, for such ordinary man.
>>101831
Why do you keep saying things that I could easily do myself...you are just stealing my lines.
>>101836
>she shrugged
Just bored..
>>101840
>Wait, do you post on /animus/?
>>101822
Alright, don't say I didn't warn you darling.
>Cocoons you in a cramped web
have fun!
>Muffet will never tie you up with her string
>she will never cuddle you in her web while you lie there helpless.
>you will never get fresh baked spider donuts
why live?
>>101854
Oh because there lines from my song
>>101793
Dead humans...
>>101798
You too
>>101811
Ughh
>>101839
Oh~ Undeadsama~
How could I ever have forsaken you~
>>101836
>implying I didn't already cast bully negation magic
>>101852
yeah hiya. i have a bunch of avatars.
>>101861
mmmmhm. hello there!
>>101854
S-so many people are unique in h-here it's considered unique to b-be strange~.
>>101859
And bugging me and my web is somehow entertaining to you?
>>101874
>Implying I'm not using the greatest power of all
>Ignoring it
>>101849
Hm?
Okay, it's late. Goodnight guys.
>>101820
I...highly..doubt that.
>>101834
Oh...I..guess...hi shockwave..
I'm...not..to sure about...that
>>101852
I..go by the name Necro....
Who are you...?
>>101861
- POMF
w-what are you gonna do to be on this web?
>>101794
It's my personal notebook...I don't give it to a lot of people...but I guess I can give it to you, it has clues, information about people in this place...but it's also my personal notebook, so it has personal things...G-Gundam...
>>101751
Hmm...I had a popstar in my class...she was the first one to die, I'll give you one hint. Don't let your pride overcome you and be careful out there...
>>101752
Suspicious behaviour for just a jockey, your facial expressions show different things...Diego.
>>101881
Ah, we've met then! Sato, Saito, something along those lines?
>>101887
See you next time Sunny
have a good one
>>101887
Goodnight, Sunset.
Love you.
>>101886
Im bugging you? Last time I checked you were the spider and I was the human.
>>101887
Sweet dreams, Sunset.
>>101886
>implying Brash gives a fuck about what you're saying and isn't still eating all your food
>>101881
You do? What else then?
>>101887
Night.
>>101889
Name's Bobby, pleased to meet ya man.
>>101891
Nothing! You're gonna sit in there until this game is over. Ahuhuhu~
>>101862
>>101893
Yeah I understand
Any swap before beginning ?
>>101893
>Diego grins
Analyze this!
>Woosh, now he's in part-dino mode
>>101907
>implying there was actually food in the first place
>>101914
b-but I'm in this game! Muuuuuffeeeeett, don't do this baby~
I thought what we had was special.
>>101926
Looks fine to me.
>>101869
You could never forsake me, now get over here and sit on my face and rub my stomach until I don't feel like dying~
>>101926
Broly and Cell? This district is looking very promising!
>>101895
that seems vaguely familiar to me... i think we might have spoken once or twice. not very much though!
>>101908
here's another.
>>101926
Looks good
>>101884
You wanted to say that you not being so extraordinary makes special around all of these freaks?
>>101887
Farewell.
>>101893
I-I see that...maybe giving this back to you would be the best idea...
>keeps reading
>>101865
(So that's where I got them...)
I m-mean, you are obviously lying and you just read my mind with your dirty tricks!
>>101926
Looks acceptable...
>>101936
>crawled up the web to zach
Hello
>>101867
Just...leave me alone...little girl...
>>101908
Oh okay...hello..Bobby...
Is it really nice to meet...me..?
>>101928
>Oh shit we has a Diego Brando Avatar?
>>101926
Let's do this, Mokou.
>>101926
Alright, guess it's time to get the show on the road...
>>101852
A vague and misleading term. But it is acceptable
>>101867
You are disgusted by dead members of your species? Why?
>>101889
You are clearly not made by natural means. Who or what has created you and for what purpose?
>>101926
This district is most disappointing
>>101903
...What an awful joke. Perhaps you didn't realize, but I'm a human sized spider. Shouldn't you be having a panic attack?
>>101936
Fiiiiiine... Ugh, men...
But if you don't win, you're going right back in!
>Lets you out
>>101926
I'm ready to win, Vader baby.
>>101951
It was just for one day, I just recognized your dog girl ava
>>101969
Good luck, do well
>>101949
How do I rub your stomach if I'm sitting on your face
>>101963
w-why hello Erica, mind helping me out of this thing?~
>>101958
Y-yeah... You d-don't think so?
>>101889
Don't doubt it. You're great. People will be able to tell.
>>101614
In some ways, yes.
>>101929
>stuffs mouth full of spiders
Sure there is.
>>101958
W-Well...take your time...G-Gundam...I don't mind.
>>101925
Good...a lot don't seem to understand and they let their pride be their downfall...make sure you don't end up like them...
>>101928
Hmm...a dinosaur, a rather unusual transformation, unpractical in most close quarters now wouldn't you say so?
>>101926
>Jedi Yo
Eh... It's good.
>>101951
Crazy.
>>101964
Sure, I always like so meet new people.
>>101973
I'm just being generalistic.
Who are you? What form of mechanical life-form are you?
>>101964
>we do now
>>101964
I want to
>>101973
Because dead people are disgusting
>>101977
oh wow i'm pleased you remembered it! that means it is an effective avatar.
>>101982
>He lays down and you go reverse cowgirl
>Fucking baka
>>101999
oh yeah, i'm wild. c:
>>101958
Master of puppets: released in march 3 1986, and it's track number 2.
There it's my song.
>>101996
I know..Oh yeah whats your name?
>>102008
>I want muffet to do this to me
>>101977
y-yes mast- I MEAN MUFFET.
>>102011
y-yes. I can see that haha..
>>101926
Lets go
>This bloodbath barely had blood
>>101996
It's very practical.
You figured me out.
I can turn into a dinosaur, and I'm a jockey, that's it.
>>101982
This >>102008
Step it up, at this rate, you'll never leave the worse girl folder!
>>102008
THATS FUCKING LEWD
WHAT THE FUCK MUFFET
WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT SEXUAL POSITIONS?
>>102029
Gee. Thanks.
Sexualizes the next poster
>>101973
I...really..don't know who or what...made me...one..day I woke up..looking like this freak....
I..don't know what my purpose is....
>>101986
You really...think so..?
>>101999
Oh...okay...but your better off with...other..I'm boring...
>>102001
>this should be interesting.
>only recently started Steel ball run.
>>102003
Good!
Now leave!
>>101984
I have no intentions to break your delusions, human. If you want to be a generic background
or side character, who am I, the main character is to tell you what to do?
>>101996
>starts shaking
>closes the notebook
Th-that was an interesting read...to say the least.
I am not sure if it helped me in any form...
>>102023
Huhh...time travel. I see...you are going that far to prove yourself right? Impressive...
>>102029
I will find a use for these.
>>102029
Last place...
>>102016
I'M NUCLEEEAAR
>>101999
I am a Cybertronian lifeform designated Shockwave
>>102003
I prefer the term Experiments
>>102016
W-well I don't exactly know if I could fall in love with a dog.
Heheheh.... Eh......
>>102039
>tfw muffet will never reverse cowgirl nepgear
>>102045
tough luck bro
>>102047
Nope it's true. You can look it up man.
>>102059
>>102046
I know so. You may appear scary, but on the inside, you're super nice. I don't know how anyone could ever dislike you.
>>102052
>>102055
it would be pretty weird if you did!
>>102029
>Bait
So Sorry is the best Undertale character, prove me wrong
>>102011
>>102028
Good luck you too~
>>102027
Win a game, and I'll tell you no and laugh at you
>>102052
IIIIIIIIIIIII'M WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILD
I'M BREEEEAAAAAAKING UUUUP IIIIIIIINSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
>>102047
B-but I'm usually Sn-snakes sidekick.
>>102045
>>102046
>my sides
Umm.... I don't..know how I feel..right now ...
>>102045
>>102046
>>102029
The death load is going low, for the moment....
>poster bellow this one doesn't get RKO'd
>But he/she must do another spare run on undertale
>>102045
Stop stealing my line anon
>>102087
I am still unsure on why you are so sexualised...
>>102096
I can still shoot you from that distance
>>102096
Wha-!?
>>102046
Okay.
>>102053
You're an experiment
>>102047
>>102046
>>102045
I almost lost my puri-...I mean not like the Dark Lord Gundam Tanaka could get more filthy..hahaha...ha...
>>102075
That's why I am saying you used time travel...huhh. I forgot humans and their false ideas about reality...
>>102090
So a mere side character? I am supposed to be impressed by such thing?
>>102096
One day I will investigate that smoke...and I will find the true reason for life.
>>102096
Rolling for a thing
>>102096
>102047
I have a damn light saber. Why would I need a wooden spear?
>>102096
You are too horny for this game, die!
>>102104
c-can we share the line?
>waves to everyone.
>>102096
You stupid flamboyant boy!what were you thinking?
>>102096
W-What? I'm... cooking, right?
>>102106
>You and me both... I didn't expect so many people to want to screw a spider.
>>102046
Hmm, perhaps a tests can resolve such mysteries?
>>102096
Such strange plantlife. I ponder over what uses they might offer
>>101994
Sounds detrimental in every possible way Hajime...I don't see the logics in any of your claims...
>>102029
Time to start up the investigation then.
>>102032
An ideal coverup for a monster capable of killing...Diego.
>>102047
An-anything you found in there that was w-worth it...Gundam?
>takes the notebook back with shaky hands...
>>102096
I'm curious on what you can bring to the hunting party, Otacon...I will simply go alone to one direction...I don't expect any of you to follow me.
>>102114
W-well I am also a c-computer programmer. I even c-created Metal Gear REX!
>>102096
Do we have a specific tribute we're hunting for?
Or are we just going 'first come, first serve'?
>>102096
1st wave of death, pay them respect
>>101836
I was hungry
>it's all good
>>101846
A wasted donut..
>>102096
>>102115
Poor Zach
>tossed credits at him
>>102120
No
>>102121
*waves back*
>>102096
I'll be sure to send a thank you note through Spike.
>>102127
Poor poor spider, let me end your suffering.
>>102121
>Waves back
>>102136
Respect to all the poor bastards.
>>102136
F
>>102115
>Opens Cocoon and gestures inside
This is your home now! Ahuhuhu~
Alright I think i'm gonna go sleep now
>I'm gonna keep on avafagging james now.
>>102114
I can give you the original copy of the song right now.
>>102121
>points at bed
Sleep.
>>102127
its the hair i bet
niggas love pigtails
>>102143
I can do that now! I figured out how to send letters to other people!
