What would you send ASHENS
>>5733584
A real job
If he reviewed proper toys and not shitty poundland guff I'd send him some stuff. I prefer Phelous for actual action figure reviews desu
>>5733609
>I want him to do what 50 other goddamned channels do
I only wish he'd drop the Lootcrates, yes we know 95% of what's in those is shit.
>>5733648
Thats the joke
A big ol' chicken pot pie
>>5733609
He has, old toys, various blind bags, bootleg toys. Also the Loot Crates which I think are much fun to watch Ashen open up because there's always disappointment in Loot Crates. Honestly I don't like when he reviews knock off video game systems, something that his channel was initially about, because they're all the same shitty game in a different form.
>>5733584
Honest answer? Pose Skeletons
They're very cheap, but very posable and fun. They're hardly something you'd want to throw away unless they're broken.
The only caveat is that it'd have to be one of the modern production versions as opposed to the older versions with the inwards-turning shoulders.
I'd send him my precious BATMAN brand BATMAN figure from the BATMAN toyline, but it's quite rare and MIB, and he would just say "blimey crikey, it's shite" and be done with it in 10 seconds.
He also has no sad onions on the package
>>5733584
he keeps torching plastic on his couch, wouldn't he get something from the fumes?
i thought burning plastic indoors is a very very bad idea
>>5733592
>>5733584
A gun with which to kill himself
>>5734468
if only Yahtzee would follow suit, the way he stole everything else from ashens.
>>5734572
Care to elaborate?
Some pliers, so he can pull that stick out of his ass.
My hand in marriage
A Hasbro marvel legends figure.
You know he'll call it shit and it'll be justified
>>5733584
>Actively saying no to making a Patreon account
At least some youtubers are respectable.
>>5734572
didnt yahtzee make real games at some time and some real novels?
>>5734924
>implying living off of Adsense isn't just as bad
I've been trying to figure this out for a long time. I really want to send him something weird, but I haven't found anything strange enough yet.
>>5734924
I don't really get this whole "not having a Patreon makes you cool" thing. I get it, this is a site of counter culture, but seriously if you could get a bunch of idiots to give you money every month for doing something you already do why wouldn't you? Of course thinking of it as a safe backup is ridiculous since it can be pulled at any time, but if you could get some fans to give you 500 bucks a month altogether for a few exclusive videos a month why not? There's no downsides when you treat as some side income you don't need.
>>5733648
I'm glad he does them, he's the only one I've seen where it doesn't feel like shilling.
>>5737394
I think it has more to do with the catch 22 of not wanting to put anything behind a pay wall, but also not wanting to ask for money without giving anything in return.
