3A are doing Doomguy
Yes, we knoe.
>>5657148
>doomguy
the official name is Doom Marine.
>>5657151
I hope there are doom figures being made right now
>>5657148
90's Doom dude or 2016 generic marine?
>>5657161
So you must be a part of the crowd just now finding out about Doom in 2016. Doom is a great game with a long history. Please allow me to introduce you to it's protagonist
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doomguy
ONLY $500
>>5657235
>commonly known as Doomguy or the Doom marine
>the Doom marine
>>5657148
Goddammit 3A, I thought I could quite you after Ultron, but you keep pulling my ass back in. I want this.
>>5657407
True Fans call him Doomguy.
>>5657732
True fans are a bunch of old chain smoking dads who still like to brag about their baller "Penteeum" processor while their fat wives pretend to flirt with facebook bots from India.
>>5657906
so you admit you're not a true fan?
>>5657906
That's a very detailed image you've painted there. Weirdly so.
>>5657148
sauce?
>>5657906
Nah man, people who like the original Doom are actually pretty cool people in my experience.
>>5657148
cool story bro
>>5660812
So when's the next meetup, Bill? Got a fresh carton or marbs ready and a speed machine all tuned up. I tell you what, this thing can run Word WHILE playing Doom. It's great, cause my kid showed me how to ScreenCape so now I can rock out and then send him the Word photo album that shows the adventure.
>>5660812
The Barneyfag lolcow is a Doom speedrunner. Not saying he's the norm rather than the exception, but still.
>>5657148
So when will this get released? 2018? 2020?
>>5662866
It'll get a late 2017 release date and then get pushed back for two years because of "retooling."
>>5657324
Yea fuck that
>>5663459
Jokes aside, why do they take so fucking long?
>>5664863
Because Ash forgets he has licenses and decides to allot more time to push his foot fetish on his fanatics.
>>5664863
Because they sell their products before they're even in the planning phase
It's not going to be actual cool Doomguy though, it's going to be the brand new faggish one that looks like some boring Halo-suit garbage character.
>>5665184
don't you have some threads in /v/ to shitpost in?