Shitty posing thread
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Shitty posing thread
>>5618908
>tfw people suck at posing, giving the figure a much worse rep than it deserves
Is this a contest, or something where we post shit found
>>5618908
>Shitty posing
http://thefwoosh.com/forum/
>>5618908
It's more that the figure has some really, really, REALLY limited articulation. The Mk.46 was just a super shitty release.
>>5618959
This, I've tried with those iron men but their articulation is so gimped that a basic flying pose is the best you usually get.
>>5619082
Yikes, I'm glad I didn't buy that MJ.
>>5619162
He's actually not that...Bad.
So boring, so bland, so cliche.
>>5619177
well there isn't much else that figure can do.
>>5619177
Tbh that's all boba fett does mostly desu
>>5619177
The most dynamic pose Boba has is falling into the pit.
>>5619182
I have seen the figure posed in more dynamic manners, but the quickest pic I can find for it will just invite folks to hate on the paintjob here because nobody likes boba fett anymore.
>>5619221
how dynamic? it can't do anything the revo can easily do so just post the image.
>>5619252
When I am at home again, got it on my other pc.
And I never meant to imply it could out pose the revoltech or other bobas, I just meant it's ABLE to be dynamic beyond merely standing and shit.
>>5618959
Even given the limited articulation, the pose could be vastly improved by simply swiveling the torso and the thighs.
>>5619168
Real smooth...criminal.
>>5619275
I see what you did...there.
>>5619278
Billy Jean .
>>5618908
Am I looking at it wrong or its wrist swivels doesn't go up?
What's the point of an MCU Iron Man if it can't pose its hands correctly?
>>5619353
The wrists hinge just fine. Whoever posed this is a retard.
pretty much any of my pics 2bhpham
>>5618962
>TO JEST SPARTAAAAAA
>NIIIIEEEEEEE KURWA
I remember when I evolved from posing my Star Wars figures standing with feet apart and horizontal, to feet closer, but one in front of the other, torso turned, weapon looks better that way, you easily go from a static and boring looking or generic "actiony" pose to something more dynamic and believable.
Really made me look at posing in a whole new way, and realize the importance of playing around with your figures to learn their fullest range of motion and how you can achieve some pretty cool poses by just using the torso and hips more.
>>5619377
will never get over how terrible that face is, heck every single snake figure's face is just awful.
>>5619377
bad posing, not just bad figures.
>>5619383
Seriously, the promo pics made it look bad ass. I had one pre-ordered and for some reason it got canceled. I was pissed and decided to skip it. Watched some reviews of it when it was released and felt like I dodged a 75$ bullet.
>>5619177
I hate that they chose the prototype suit rather than the Ralph Macquarie design and still haven't made one out of it. I love the alternate helmet and poncho.
The jacket under his trenchcoat is made of solid plastic so the hip joints are basically useless, there's also no waist or torso articulation whatsoever.
Shame cause he's a great looking figure.
>>5619501
I wonder how much it would cost to get a 1/12 SS coat, hat and uniform made
>>5619501
>those knees
>>5619526
They don't teach leg day in the Schutzstaffel it seems
>>5619526
>>5619529
He's a skinny bastard in general.
>>5619536
>Swastikas on his clothing, hat and belt, but not his armband
why, mezco?
Also, how does his Hat/Coat & weapon work with other figures?
>>5619538
I can't remember seeing him without the trenchcoat to be honest, except for lster on when he has his clockwork ninja suit on. Maybe they thought the swatika armband was too much, most companies would've stripped him of any nazi symbols.
He's out of scale with Mezco's Hellboy from the same line, they made him really tall for some reason. And because the hat is meant to go on top of his mask/helmet, it's really oversized even for Neca scale humans.
>>5619562
Forgive my shitty spelling, I'm currently mobile.
>>5619562
m-maybe we'll get a 1:12 Kroenen in Mezco's new line along with an inscale Hellboy
more shitty posing those pls lad
>>5619252
here, have a dynamic pose. (and it may as well be this thread because I'm not a professional photographer able to make toys look like life size versions of their designs.
>>5619565
Who is this semen demon?
I need to pick up Raoh to truly steal Kenshiro's girl
>>5619582
Meg Turney, she bangs Gavin from Rooster Teeth. She also poses lewdly, but with no nudity so far
>>5619588
>I hear you used to called Naked Snake...
>>5619595
>now lets see why you're called Big Boss
>>5619565
Will post more soon.
Why have webms suddenly stopped working on my android phone? They worked before, and they still work on my Nexus tablet.
>>5619570
Oh look, it's the custom Boba Fett again.
My day just wouldn't be complete without seeing that ugly piece of shit.
>>5619566
Not unless someone customed it a bit, that looks significantly better than the bootleg.
>>5619565
Bury those dreams now, they don't have the license anymore.
>>5619777
Who has it now?
>>5619786
Funko :^)
>>5619807
Going through some older pics from when I first got into collecting a few years ago. Sure to have some fodder for the thread.
>>5619565
AvP would have been so much better if it was a Nazi research team instead of Mary Sue and the literally whos.
>>5619864
>Dat Spidey pose
>>5619887
>>5618908
>Shitty posing thread
But that's about 85% of the already existing "Photo Threads". Do we need another one?
M'lady
>>5619887
>tfw Spidey has a better ass than Black Widow
Gotta go fast
>>5620099
That's actually pretty accurate.
>>5619894
Amazing. Anything is optic illusion and Widow actually murders a civilian right now.
>>5619770
And my day is made a little better knowing a purist like you hates any deviation from intended design.
>>5620747
It's a sloppy ass, stupid, lazy paint job that looks like fuckin shit. Get the dicks outta your ears
>>5620747
Not him but I assume he hates it because it's poorly done. I mean just look at the paint on the helmet.
>>5620752
Because star wars is known for it's immaculate paint jobs in it's bounty hunters.
Here, have another picture for you to tear apart and mock.
>>5620790
Stop, you're just making it worse.
>>5619773
He looks like he's about to cry
>>5619218
>only posing your toys in poses they made in the source material
Buy yourself some imagination next time, you basic nigga.
>>5619372
You deserve to be shot for posing Kuuga like that desu.
>>5620914
You have put me to shame. I have no recourse but to get gud.
>>5619887
How tall is that Space CIA figure?
>>5620916
well, this is the "shit posing" thread. How else should I pose Kuuga?
>>5621367
Fighting for the smiles of everyone, duh.
>>5618908
He looks like he's trying to do that MC Hammer dance.
bandai quality pose
>>5620919
He's about 6" tall. It's Colonel Sheppard from Star Gate Atlantis (Diamond Select Toys).
>>5621752
While jacking off, right?
>>5620790
Man. That's really shitty looking.
Bad paint, AWFUL 'shooping. Looks like you used MSPaint and a stylus attached to your dick.
Kid, why did you even TRY to make this work?
>>5621784
That's terrible.
-dark outline around flash
-completely obliterating the other figure with flash
-terrible posing
Shoulda just had BW in the shot, and and worked out the details on her.
>>5621838
I know, hence why I posted it here and not in the photography thread.
>>5621821
Hey, I am not the one making it, I just knew of it and shared to the shitty pics thread.
You fucks like to REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE at it, so I posted another because it's funny.
>>5621996
>hence why
And you prove you're illiterate as well.
>>5619377
JUST
>>5620790
That defense is so weird and poorly worded I have to assume you're trolling.
>>5622075
>criticising something is REEEing at it
Did you come from a hugbox board or something?
>>5621772
Another one
>>5619773
I dont know if that's your's in the photo you posed but look at the originals face it's asymmetrical. The bandana does nto properly fit on the head and the arms are severely mispainted. Yours looks better but you got some serious paint issues on the legs it seems. Not mine because I'm too lazy to repose mine.
Anything from Yamaguchi are posed awfully.
>>5622607
The worst part about this one is that it can be easily fixed.
>>5621784
Huh. I wonder how would he fit with the Arkham figures.
>>5621793
Yusuke is pure.
Tried to make it as horrible as I could, photo quality included
>>5622768
>Guuuuuurrl
>>5619372
sauce on the lewd figure?
>>5622842
Revoltech Menace
>>5622845
thanks anon
Only the shittiest of posing for toy fair
>>5628420
What in gods name is wrong with that heavies face?!
>>5623012
>Umarak the Destroyed
>>5633025
>oh be nithe! Why do you hate on exprethiffe potheth? it'th fun for characterth to look like they're in a muthical!
i wonder if Yamaguchi is a confirmed bachelor who enjoys the interpretive dance theater.
>>5619377
>that feel when
>>5632406
Nothing wrong with some hot pelvis thrusting action. As you remember they even added a sex scene in the adaptation so the poor kid didn't quit the scene a virgin.
>>5633025
This, his poses are definitely not going to be to everyones tastes but it's hard to argue that even his most neutral poses don't feel full of movement.
>>5619565
I have some very bad news for you. Mezco reported on Twitter they no longer have the Hellboy license.
I have some even worse news for you: Funko have it now.
>>5633053
>implying a range of articulation is "gay"
jesus christ, I think we all know who the real faggot is.
>>5628764
NECA.
>>5633132
..hey whats with this photo? the melynx isnt out to may right???? thats the black cat here.
>>5633215
Guess what. The guy who makes the figure tends to have it before they come out.
It's from Yamaguchi's twitter. He is in charge of articulation of all VulcanLogs,
>>5633242
Hey no need to get so hasty! were all friends here remember that.
Well nobody ever toldme about this and I can't read Japanese so how could I know of this guys existance! but thanks for the info friend
>>5633132
>feel full of movement.
indeed
I was called out on this.
>>5635571
If ya going for bro hug + weapon psycho look, rotate left hand palm upwards and you are set.
I can't wait until my Billy Herrington arrives for manly action with my new Lesnar
>>5634574
>Stannis, Renly and Robert Baratheon
I suck ass at posing. Does my Sheva NECA look presentable?
>>5639233
Pretty good considering its statue-tier articulation
>>5639252
The joints were pretty stiff at first. After a few adjustments though they do soften up. You just have to get over the fear they might snap off.
>>5633177
An impressive range of motion is great, it's when all poses look like they're from the latest homosexual ballet starring the Sick Ducking Thrusters that makes their poses look like shit.
So many characters in poses you'll never see them in, all done by wrist swishing Yamaguchi.
>>5641365
>So many characters in poses you'll never see them in
Who gives a shit? You must be so fucking boring if you only play with your toys in specific character-appropriate ways.
>>5641365
I don't give a shit about this argument, but as I don't own any Revos other than the Vic Viper, I'm genuinely curious of anyone has good shots of a Revoltech in a natural, calm pose rather than something dynamic
>>5641672
>>5641672
>>5641643
>upset that shitty posing is talked about in a shitty posing thread
Not everyone enjoys Stormtrooper School Musical poses
Saw this on an ebay listing.
>>5641643
The problem he has is pretty clearly not that - it's more that, yes, it's fun to make all your characters crazy and dynamic and such, but sometimes you just want a neutral "standing at attention" pose (especially with a character like a stormtrooper). And with Revoltechs, oftentimes you can't do that, because even a "standing at attention" pose has his legs splayed out and his hips thrust forward.
>>5645181
It's not a statue, the promo shot is here not to look pretty, but to show that the fuck you are buying. Christ.
