>buy figure from non-trusted retailer
>it isn't a bootleg
>>5556112
>buy figure from trusted retailer
>it is a bootleg
>go to buy a bootleg
>it's a real figure
>buy a seller
>it's trusted
>>5556626
I didnt know young hitler had a giant sperm, teaching him how to cook jews?
>buy bootleg figure
>toy police arrest me for supporting the bootleg market
>taking black ken dick in gi joe compound center jail cell