Deh Kubberd
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You now own THE cupboard from "The Indian in the Cupboard, but it's magic has almost completely run out!
It can only bring one more toy to life..
Who is the toy you would put inside? Why?
With his help, I can take over Nintendis
>>5330787
I build a "brings toys to life" raygun form Lego and stick it in there. Checkmate rulefag, unlimited wishes.
>>5330787
It's revealed in the sequel that the cupboard is not magic, the key is. Anything the key will fit into will have the same effect.
Keeping that in mind, I would rent a large enough garage or warehouse, then build a cardboard and plywood toy spaceship. Insert the key in the lock, and presto, real spaceship.
>>5330787
Probably Pheyden for me. I've already brought him across the country numerous times, in cars and planes, so he's sort of my main travel buddy. It'd be cool to have a tiny space faring alien friend.
If I were to put a dragon dildo in it, does that means when the magic triggers, a dragon from some alternate world would get suddenly castrated?
>>5330787
>>5331187
Just because it brings things to life doesn't mean it's taking them from alternate dimensions.
Beside, I sure tons of dragons are being castrated in alternate universes right now.
>>5330787
>this thread again
Inb4 retards who try to make rules dictating what turns alive and what doesnt.
>>5330787
Gotta go with my SHF Broly.
THREAD OVER
>>5330800
>It's revealed in the sequel that the cupboard is not magic, the key is. Anything the key will fit into will have the same effect.
Every fucking time this lame ass thread pops up you have to throw this in, you colossal autist.
>>5331386
>it's magic has almost completely run out! It can only bring one more toy to life
Reading's not your strong point is it, Corky.
I would use it on a figure of my waifu
>>5331399
It's one band, so it's one toy
>>5330787
Something I can stick my penis in.
I'd put a Jesus statue in it. Preferably without the crown of thorns or on a cross.
>>5331412
Still kyoani shit
>>5331187
>Put dragon dildo in cupboard
>End up with a bloody hunk of dragon meat
>Extract DNA and clone
>?????
>PROFIT
Shanna, Lady Death, Black Cat, Sydney Savage, or Power Girl.
>>5330787
solid snake nendoroid
>>5330787
OP YOU FAIL, THE CUPBOARD HAS NO ACTUAL POWER, THE KEY IS WHAT MADE THINGS THE SIZE OF THE CONTAINER!!!
In the later books the protag uses the key with bigger Cupboards to make his toys human size!
>>5333337
>OP YOU FAIL
You fail as well, slowpoke.
Already been brought up in the thread two days ago, you fucking slow-ass mother fucker.
I don't have any sexy toys so I'm not really sure what I'd do. even if I did they'd be too small to actually do anything with
>>5331367
>Just because it brings things to life doesn't mean it's taking them from alternate dimensions.
That's how it goes in my japanese animes
>>5330787
Only one true answer
So, wait... if I put a diecast toy car in there, would it gain sapience, or would it just be like a real working car but at a really small size?
>>5330787
She can help me with tedious work I don't really want to do
>>5330787
what if i put a fleshlight in there ?
>>5334197
It would be a real working tiny car. It wouldn't become Christine though.
All these faggots arguing about the key being magical and not the cupboard. All these faggots not just choosing a toy like the rules said, but thinking they're clever or funny by coming up with get-arounds. The point in restricting it was so you couldn't just say "ALL MAH TOYZ" and so you had to make a hard decision on just one. That's why it was going to be interesting to see the top single choice for each person. Instead I get a bunch of faggotry. /toy/, I am disappoint.
>>5334342
It becomes sentient and judges you on your sexual performance and lack of actual pussy.
>>5334413
damn
>>5334403
But it wouldn't work, though. Pressure from combustion alone would probably wreck the teeny tiny little metal engine parts. What a gyp!
>>5330787
A Barbie doll.
>>5331203
Underrated post
>>5331367
In the books/movie thats kind of how it worked, if I remember right? Like all the toys had lives and families and whatnot they went back to when put back into the cupboard.
>>5330787
If including the bike counts
>>5334733
Perhaps that was just how perfect their gifted sentience was; they truly believed they had lives.
she can have her own little house and i'll make her tiny food and give her tiny dresses and she wont ever have to be a maid again
>>5334342
it would become an actual vagina. it would get wet on it's own and even have orgasms
Either a Cosmic Cube or the Infinity Gauntlet. Or a character who can make me immortal. Other than that, I'd put in Superman.
