I asked my grandma to buy me this for christmas.
ayy
Who calls him the "Medium Green Man"?
>>5278066
he ain't little, if ya know what i mean
It better be ribbed for pleasure for $7.
>>5278015
Its amazing
>>5278066
...does someone own the copyright to "little green men"?
>>5278015
Are you 3 or up?
>>5278015
Damnit, I just paid over $100 for one and now their coming out with a glow dark version.
>>5278015
I have to say, I want this too.
Good taste OP
>>5278015
where can i get one?
I own that
>>5283817
Here is a picture of it glowing.
He likes yoga,it calms his nerves.
oink
He loves helping people in need
"I'm Famous!"
he is very fond of animals.
>>5278066
>>5280702
He has a whole backstory.
Also, you can find one on Amazon if you just search "bendable alien".
>>5283838
I`m so jealous
Is there any more figures in the ayy lmao catagory?
>>5283840
That's a good backstory
I need this, OP.
>>5283840
The storyline for that cheap dollar store toy has a better storyline than pretty much any toyline with a story. That's what you call world building.
>>5278059
... lmao
ayy lmao
>>5283840
>since the de-planetization
kek
>>5283838
more photos please
>>5283840
>tfw the Medium Green Man gets consistent pussy and you dont
HAVE YOU SEEN AN ALIEN PLEASE
PLEASE
HAVE YOU SEEN CHEF
>>5278015
Why?
>>5291009
I read that as alien pussy.
Gibe de aleen pusi b0ss
>>5283840
Holy shit, that's fantastic.
>>5290982
How do you know aliens have vaginas?
ayy
I AM BACK
>>5296118
spooky
yet alluring
>>5296118
More photos, that guy is amazing
>>5283840
His father really was an example for all manlets to follow
>>5283840
thats some deviantart level of backstory if I ever saw it
>>5283840
Please, more of the medium green man
