>Venue:
Royal Troon Golf Club, Troon, South Ayrshire, Scotland
>Defending Champion:
Zach Johnson
>Tee Times:
http://www.theopen.com/TeeTimes#!/P4
>TV Coverage:
Beings at 1:30 a.m. EST on Golf Channel
Can't be assed to find information for other cunts
>Weather:
Sunny, mid-50s F, mild winds
Rain and blustery conditions expected Friday and Saturday
>Notable Odds:
Jason Day 8/1
Dustin Johnson 9/1
Rory McIlroy 11/1
Jordan Spieth 12/1
Adam Scott 22/1
>Storylines
Dustin Johnson is looking to win his third title in as many starts, and his second Major championship in a row.
After causing a stir due to his controversial comments on Olympic golf, Rory McIlroy looks to bring the Claret Jug back to Ireland after missing last year's tournament with an injured foot.
Jordan Spieth tries to follow up on his incredible 2015 season by winning his first Open Championship, after falling just short of the playoff last year.
The legendary Sergio Garcia looks for his first major championship, while Aussie Adam Scott finally looks to get the job done at the Open after coming close so many times.
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First for le cocaine man.
>Dustin Johnson wins and takes over world number 1
do they have to start calling it the big 4 then?
first for beef
I havent found a reason to watch gold since spieth won masters
idk it just seems boring now is it me or is it the current scene?
>>69535370
This should be a good major to watch. Lot of potential for dank memes.
>>69535471
will give it a chance for sure,
>>69535120
Nope, still the Big 3, just kick Rory out.
>>69535471
>dat image
Fuckin' saved.
>>69536189
Rory will win
>>69535120
>Rory
>Its a golf returns to /sp/ episode
It sucks that the US Open was almost entirely drowned out by soccer. These threads are comfy
Anyone else staying up all night to watch?
>British Open
>Is in Scottland
>>69536294
>Rory will win
>>69536416
It's just "The Open" you pleb.
>be one of the best golfers in the world
>have a hot wife
>do cocaine
DJ is living the dream life...
All hail Lord Stannis of the House Baratheon, first of his name, the one True King of Scotland.
http://www.golfchannel.com/media/open-bunkers-royal-troon/
>>69535370
>I'm a Speith casual
>Why don't I like golf guys?
I bet that the winner of the Open would be someone in the top 10 at +120 odds
Did I goof?
>>69536606
Too early to say, but probably not.
>>69536606
I'd put money on that if I had a job and wasn't living in moms house
>>69536363
Yep, just like i did last year. Comfy as fuck.
>>69536512
>88
Spieth confirmed savior of the white race.
>>69536606
I bet on DJ at +800. He's on fire right now. One minor concern I have is, I was watching the golf channel the other day and they showed the average age of all the major winners. The other three were all approximately 29 years old, while The Open was like 36. Makes me think it could be someone like Sergio or Justin Rose.
>>69536416
>US Open
>Is in Pennsylvania
That's literally how retarded your post is
If Dustin Johnson wins this shit is he the best player in the world?
>>69536780
He could very well move to #1 with a win. Especially if Day fucks up.
Half an hour lads.
>yfw John Daly wins the claretj ug
Why is Spieth so autistic?
>>69536189
>>69536556
The Claret Jug is mine by rights. All who oppose me are my foes. They'll shoot over par or I'll destroy them.
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
>>69537058
Runs in the family.
>>69537058
He was just born that way m8. It helps him concentrate during the big tournaments.
who is this qt milf slag on the golf channel right now?
>>69537156
Brandel chamblee's fiancée. Not even joking check the instagram.
>>69537138
>inbreeding
>>69537162
no fucking way
BASED TIRICO
WHY NO PROTRACER
>>69537205
NBC a shit
>monty
jej
>no BBC this year
>the state of Monty right now
>>69537156
https://bustedcoverage.com/2016/03/22/brandel-chamblee-bailey-mosier-engaged-golf-channel-host-photos/
RORY JUST SLICED IT INTO THE OCEAN
Weather looks shait desu.
Duval looks like a fucking 80's pornstar
>sandy lyle
m'lady
>>69537398
Based.
>>69537398
I wish they would bring him up to the booth to do his own highlights later
yearly reminder that this happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QV8Qj91T3o0
Any of the plebs already falling apart? Skycoverage doesn't start for 2 more bongs.
To my britbongbros, what would a british win mean over there? There a good chance with Donald, Willet and Rose all playing well.
>>69537430
>why didn't going aggressive with a 2 shot lead work?
>>69537503
>donald
>winning a major
i'd like to see it but he's cursed like westwood
>>69537514
If Westy won it would give Clarke's win a run for the money in terms of draught flowing through the jug
BASED JIM
>>69537593
INTO THE SALAD
Spoiler/ fuck shitsburgh /spoiler
Is Ivor Robson gone?
>>69537614
Retired after last year.
this lee guy has a gorgeous swing no homo
>tfw Ryder Cup year
>>69537664
Ryder cup threads are the best
>>69537606
>mad at the yimsburgh
Dear sweet baby jesus please do not let Mrs. Doubtfire win this
>>69537878
lel
>Scottishfats
Spieth on the course now.
>>69537989
>speef
>elite
>>69537989
aaand he's done
>Showing players walking to tee
>Not showing actual shots
wtf is wrong with golf coverage
FUCK OFF VIJAY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
fuck year Kevin Chappell
>>69538103
kek classic
Justin "my forehead runs a 14 all day" Thomas going lowwwww
>Bubba on links
>Bubba in general
>>69538264
>pokemon jokes
>>69538249
>>69538223
that drive tho
>burn
>280yds
>no in play
This is why I'll never be a pro.
>Spief
Who else /watchingallnight/ here?
Who else /guinessextrastout/ here?
>>69536416
>americans
every. single. time.
Ah yes finally a major I can watch without falling asleep.
>mfw I fell asleep and missed the Spieth choke just wo wake up to that awkward blazer passing ceremony.
>>69538624
checking in
>>69538624
based 1am starts
Well lads, I don't think David Duval is going to win.
>Bubba
BUBBA CURRENTLY CHOKING EVERYONE GET IN HERE
>triple bogey
J U S T
U
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T
Wish I was there. Looks cold & comfy.
Who /dundonald/ here?
Everyone getting BTFO right now.
>>69539062
the weather is perfect too, this could turn into a shit show if it gets bad over the weekend
>>69539074
Can't wait.
The dunes are calling to Spief
CAN'T QUEEF THE SPEEF
>the open at Royal Train
oh shit
oosty
Well I'm tapping out for the night. Go speef.
>>69538837
>>69538843
2230 here, comfy AF. Normally start work at 7am, not going to the office until 10am tomorrow.
I miss Peter Allis already :(
Just put on SKY sports , talk talk talk cut to advert's ,ian look at me poulter is in the commentary booth.
rinse repeat cut to advert " buy these new nike irons etc " fuk sky sports.
I miss " Ken on the course"
just does not feel the same watching "The open" on sky sports.
LOuie just ace'd the 14th :)
>>69539183
This year's Nike irons are gud tho.
>>69539160
>tfw deadbeat with no job
feels good sometimes man
>>69539195
nike irons = full blown wannabe rory hacker
had a nike vr wedge once upon a time ended up in the bottom of a pond :)
>>69539183
How many years of coverage did sky get?
>>69539257
Alliss will be dead by the time Sky lose it
>>69539257
In perpetuity
>>69539239
Nah man, Nike has made some really damn fine irons in the last three or four years.
Covert Forged 2.0, Vapor Pro Combo, and Fly Pro are all very, very good sticks. The 2016 RZN balls are also very nice.
Their woods are still shit, but hating on Nike is so 2007.
>tfw no henni gf
What if you hit on the train?
christ this course is unforgiving
>>69539465
OUT OF BOUNDS
RELOAD
THREE OFF THE TEE
normally id follow that up with a three putt.
Ps Monty is in the commentary box now
coverage of " theopen " brought to you by NTT data.
COVERAGE OF THE OPEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY -Nikon
fuck sky tv
fuck the sell out golf club wankers.
>>69539639
what if it bounces off the train and lands back in bounds?
>speiff
>>69539968
it seems like he just can't get any puts to fall
>Good Morning, with Jason Day
guys missing out on his calling
>>69539780
that's a great shot. and still in play
>Fatass who thinks he's tiger is one of the lead.
>orange juice
>an cuppa
>toast and a slice of quiche
why is breakfast the most important meal of the day???
phil " the thrill " mickelson has just tee'd off with lee " downs " westwood., big ernie els marking the cards.
>nice day of home office
>The Open is on
>have 3 beers
>suddenly 4 important customers call in a matter of minutes and everyone demands a quick answer
Fuck me
>>69540235
>set fire to office
>blame the Nazis
the plan MAY have several hole through it
My dog loves watching golf. She will sit here and watch it for hours on end instead of running around like a wild animal. I have a bottle of rum. Lets settle in lads.
Go Phil
>>69540298
I will take your rum and raise you some green stuff
>>69540324
If I really wanted to go back to sleep I would call but I'm retired from the herb.
that was a sexy little finish on Soo
The fuck are you doing Scotland?
This looks like a nice day in southern England with tea & crumpets at 5. Where are the clouds & the wind?
Who /Only15OverParOnLocalCourse/ here?
>>69540410
see how windy it is?
i'm surprised anyone can hit anything at all
>>69540435
Looks moderate for a course directly at the coast.
>>69540456
level par for speiff round 1
brought to you by- nikon
would you a lydia ko, spuh?
I would.
>/sp/ thinks Mcilroy is a cuck.
>>69540410
Just wait for tomorrow
>>69540501
yeah sure
why, who is she?
Are the Olympics a joke now?
>>69540566
>now
>>69540566
They always were a joke.
>I should get a Porsche
Is Roger Maltby the most comfy golf commentator?
>john daily
truly the hero golf deserves
it looks like a very wet course ;_;
What happened to Tigger? Exceptions ran out or simply cba?
who's the bigger nick ?
dick Faldo
or
dick dougherty
phil the thrill gets to 2under
nice approach on Els
>>69541090
he's physically a mess. I'm sure if he thought he had a chance to compete he'd be there
Can you not please?
>>69541277
Sounds like a good call. Think he missed every cut in 2015
am I wrong for thinking the 1st round is a mulligan/free-for-all?
it's just a mess, wet grass and sand
no play or bounce on impact, and it makes it all most a lock to get that ball somewhere playable, may 3 or so yards..
is may have been clearly up, it's warmer now, be the first half of this round got shafted
>Non Applicable
poor sonabitch
>feherty
>fucking golf journalist
>and Trump
kill me
Why is everyone aiming at the flag on the 7th and missing left? Every group they have shown on this par 3 someone is either in the bunker or that long grass.
Just tuned in lads. Any memes? What are the scoring conditions like?
>>69543387
Little girl's ponyride-tier so far. And now there is even less wind
>go to sleep to golf
>wake up to golf
truly the comfiest feel
>yfw ZJ goes back-to-back
Who /sir nick/ here?
Are you guys excited to see me doing well?
MICKLETITS
Guarantee that he shoots in the 80s tomorrow.
>Heath
Ebin wind & rain tomorrow
Kaymer always looks /fa/ as fuck with the Hugo Boss shirts.
PHIL
H
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Phil is love
Phil is life
>62 incoming
wtf phil
HE'S GOT A CHANCE LADS
>Tfw he goes into idiot mode
Oh boy
I fucking knew it would do that
AHAHAHAHA FAGGOT
I thought he had it lads. I thought he had it.
>I was only 9 years old, I loved Phil Mickelson so much
>I had all of his short game lessons on DVD, and Callaway clubs
>I pray to Phil every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>Phil is love, I say, Phil is life
>my dad hears me and he calls me a faggot
>I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Phil
>I call him a Tiger
>he slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>a warmth is moving towards me
>I feel something touch me
>it's Phil
>I'm so happy
>he whispers in my ear, "Hinge and hold"
>he grabs me with his powerful hands, that can flop a shot 50 feet in the air while only advancing three yards, and he puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for Phil
>he penetrates my butthole
>it hurts so much but I do it for Phil
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his shaft, I want to please phil
>he roars, as if he came runner up in the US Open for the seventh time, and phils me with his love
>my dad walks in
>Phil looks him straight in the eye and gives him a thumbs up, tipping his hat and smiling
>Phil leaves through my window, leaving behind tickets to the Masters
>Phil is love, Phil is life
>yfw Zach Johnson memes a 62
>>69541090
>exceptions ran out
He's exempt for life in every tournament but the US Open and even then he has till 2018.
anyone else just can't stand adam scott for no particular reason whatsoever?
>>69545486
Here.
>>69545486
>no particular reason
I think it's the memeputter
>>69545713
Yeah but that was banned starting in January.
>>69545739
He still uses it. The putter itself is still allowed, you're just not allowed to anchor it to your body.
>>69545486
but his swing is sculpted like a greek god anon
L
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>>69546157
All the more reason to hate him. Meme swings are superior.
>>69546548
Where are there highlights posted of this shit? I wasn't able to watch at work.
The lack of replay webms in this thread is terrible.
>>69547715
Yuros need to pick up the slack.
HINGE
>>69548061
AND
I had to work then pick my son up at his father's house on the other side of town, so I missed the whole thing.
Did Rory win?
>>69551180
cheeky
>DJ
>Day
>Rory
>Speef
What went medicore?
>>69552016
Rory hasn't been good in years, Spieth hasn't been good this year, Day is a meme.
Disappointing with DJ though.
Bump, I guess we'll use this thread for Round 2.
>Leaders
1) Mickelson -8
T2) Kaymer, Reed -5
T4) Bradley, Finau, Horschel, Z. Johnson, Kjeldsen, Stricker, Sullivan, Thomas -4
BTFO) Speef the Queef, Le Cocaine Man, Straya
>Weather
Shitty
>>69552953
Phil is teeing off early isn't he? Should be good for some memes.
>>69552973
Yep.
Is there a more alpha man in golf than John Daly?
Where is everyone? ;_;
>>69553378
Dead sport dead thred
>>69553378
>>69553491
Fridays are always the slowest threads.
He Phils me with his love.
Pheel on the tee now.
CUTE
>>69553304
C O K E C A N
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mickeltits cruising
stream??
>it's a "someone runs away with it and it's over by Friday" episode
Mickeldad is playing putt putt
Lefty one inch from making a hole in one. How's he gonna choke this one away?
>>69554062
>not believing in hinge & choke
Fuck this shit, let's get some actual golf discussion going on in here lads.
What are you currently bagging? I just replaced my Vokeys with a set of Mizuno S5's and they are very nice. I also picked up a Cobra Fly-Z hybrid for cheap that I'm playing at 19d and it's fucking phenomenal.
>>69554085
>choke
>5 majors
>open champion
Stay salty merkelbro
>>69554126
You must be new here.
>>69554122
Still gaming the most perfect wedge ever made: Mizuno T-11
Blended in with MP-53 3-5 and MP4 6-PW
Post h'caps if you have one you hacks. You won't beat me, I'll start:
1
>>69554131
>golf thread in spuh
>new
>>69554151
13.
>>69554151
+1.7
>>69554144
Very nice. I'm looking at Mizuno for my next set. Maybe the MP-25. I'm currently gaming Covert Forged 2.0 which are great, but I'm looking to move on to more of a player's set.
>>69554169
Forget the MP-25. Go for the MP-5. There won't be another club like that for a long time. They aren't any harder to hit and much more rewarding.
DJ's done
Needs more bababooie
>>69554166
Fug
>>69554151
i don't have a handicap but I'm generally trash. I play bogie golf on a good day
>>69554343
Nah M8. Golf was way more enjoyable at about 3-4. Knowing you are sliding backwards if you dont hit 70 is a ball buster. It's gonna be a short stay.
So is dill gonna run away with it?
>>69554405
I know what you mean but scratch has always been my goal. To be better is God mode in my books
based british weather
>>69554678
Why is it the comfiest?
>>69554704
it's been wet for most of July so far throughout the country, it's proper comfy
>get in the hole
ah good, american tourists are there too
>DJ spitting on the green
absolutely_disgusting.png
Rain delay? Can't watch at work.
