AL leads 4-2 in the 5th
>Rags
Royals
>Nashitnal League
>rags
nth for shoulda left the starters
>rags
>>69515318
No class.
>MEMECHADO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>69515303
>Have best ERA in league
>Don't even get to pitch
Why is this allowed
A FUCKING BARVES PITCHER
WHY
>MEMECHADO
>0 for 3
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PUT HIM IN PUT HIM IN PUT HIM IN PUT HIM IN PUT HIM IN PUT HIM IN PUT HIM IN PUT HIM IN PUT HIM IN PUT HIM IN PUT HIM IN PUT HIM IN PUT HIM IN THERE'S NO REASON NOT TO PUT HIM IN HE IS THE LEAGUE LEADER IN ERA HE IS FRESH AND GOOD PUT HIM IN NOW DO NOT DISCRIMINATE AGAINST THE KEKLEBALL IT IS A GOOD PITCH IT IS JUST AS GOOD AS ANY OTHER PITCH
>2.96 era
>3-8
Jesus christ
Machado is an embarrassment
>>69515332
The classiest. The most class
First threadly reminder AL catchers are almost as bad as NL are pitchers at hitting
>>69515338
>Don't even get to pitch
>Don't even get to be in the bullpen
ftfy
who /sox/ here
Well >we did all we could before Terry fucked the NL and took >us all out and the pitching shit their pants. Have fun trying to win without >us, NL.
At all star game now.
Feels good to live in san diego.
>>69515303
No one fucking cares. Wakefield and Dickey didn't pitch when they went to the ASG.
>there are still people who think a knucklememer is going to pitch in the ASG
>>69515350
post their respective collective OPS then
Is it true that Padres games are only home games for Giants and Dodgers fans?
>>69515341
no
t. yost
>>69515350
???
The rest of the AL East outside of the Red Sox is a fucking EMBARRASSMENT
gtfo you losers
>>69515358
who here /yankees/?
gay fuck this gay ass novelty game bullshit
>>69515381
You won't say that when our Bullpen saves the game and Beltran hits a walk off you bitch
>>69515374
YOUR MAKKING ME SO MAD I AM TURNING BRIGHT RED PUT HIM IN NOW THE CU CKLE BALL IS JUST AS GOOD AS ANY OTHER PITCH IT IS A REAL LEGITIMATE SKILL
>>69515381
Yeah no wonder the red sox are in first o wait
Kek, Tony made Maddux his bitch
>LEAVE IN MACHADO
>TAKE OUT BOGAERTS
FUCK
YOU
YOST
My brother just told me wins were the most important statistic for measuring a pitcher
I almost exploded with baseball stat rage
Royals carrying the American League no surprise there.......
>>69515345
>classy
>tattoos
Pick one
>the best pitcher in the AL won't even play in this game
>>69515350
Sandy Leon is literally better than Ty Cobb and Ted Williams combined.
>>69515392
hi
>Resd and Lillies are going to be in charge of turning it around for >us
>>69515386
uguu~
>>69515392
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>69515360
I understand taking out So and Russel for more batting power, but Bryant and Riz too? Those guys hit, and they'll keep hitting
>ASG will never be played in Dodger Stadium in your lifetime.
>>69515400
the good players on the re dsox are good they have some bad players (pedroia ) who is bad though
>>69515415
He already pitched faggot are you drunk
>>69515412
Found the 60 yr old
How do you feel about the unwritten rules of baseball?
>>69515415
Yeah I'm sad tanaka God snubbed too
>bombston bragging about achievements in the ASG
>in 3rd place when it counts
>>69515427
Thank G-d
>>69515363
Show us your view.
>>69515397
LOL
>>69515400
We had retardedly difficult schedule in June and our pitchers blow, we're bouncing back though.
>Eternal 4th placers are like 2-40 on the road
>Red Sox are like 1 of 2 teams in AL with winning pct on road
lmao you guys are so fucked in the next half
Did Yost leave in Machado because he decked Ventura and he was sick of that manlet?
Rags fan here. Who would this beautiful man need to give up not named Profar or Gallo to get Pomeranz? Something like Brinson and a few mid tier guys?
A classic example of how to actually pitch to the entire zone by teheran there
>>69515406
Gotta play defense to stay in :^)
>>69515427
Thank fucking god
>>69515434
>>69515431
steven wright >>>>>>> ur teams ace
>>69515445
>we
>>69515438
>Thank G-d
(((You)))
I stand up for: /b/
Who do you stand up for?
>>69515436
>0(zero) pennants in the 21st century
>>69515453
You have to hit to not be a complete fucking embarrassment to your team, like memechado :^)
>>69515445
Don't you fucking laugh at me
both teams will get yosted tonight
Steven Wright isn't even a good knuckleballer
He gets lucky winds
Ned Yost should be forever banned from ever managing another ASG
>>69515436
what have the orioles done in the past 30 years? lol
orioles fans mad their team chokes while the red sox win rings
Can i sit down for cancer? I kinda want Farlel to stop being the manager again
THIS
IS
MY
FIGHT
SONG
>>69515440
no proper camera but they're nosebleed seats that i paid $300 for, yeah, i'm a cuck... whatever- so i'm listening to ESPN as well.
>this gay ass shit
>not even the 7th inning stretch
What is this?
>>69515462
/tv/ and cuckposting desu
My ears have cancer
I'M WITH HER
Wtf
>>69515463
>>69515471
>living in the past
That is the next logical step in delusion.
Who is this semen demon?
What is this gay shit? Ted Williams never had to put up with this
will this song end cancer for good
Oh god what the fuck is this pop shit?
Ned Yost should manage all games all the time
>Stand up
>gay-ass song
just fuck my shit up pham
this is GARBAGE
Suck a cock, cancer.!
Just not my cock please.
Rachel got a pair of stems
them fukn legs
fukkkkkkk
>gonna sing the whole song
flipping the channel
what is that whore wearing, this is a family program
this isn't baseball
Rizzo had cancer
I came here to shit post and watch some baseball, not feel
your murrica is showing you faggots
this song fucking sucks
lol
What is going on?
>Fox
This is mein fight song
Thousand year reich song
GET BACK TO THE GAME DAMMIT
SWEAR TO GOD
I better never get cancer since I have to put up listening to this fucking broad.
>>69515462
bullying Canada
THEY'RE LETTING HER DO
THE
ENTIRE
SONG
Anyone on /sp/ playing Pokemon Go? What team are you on?
THIS
IS
MY
FIIIIIGHHHTTT
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
I Stand Up for this singer if you catch my drift
who is this semen demon?
this is supposed to be a fun american tradition. get the fuck out of here with your corperate "Stand Together With Mastercard!" bullshit jesus christ. what does this have to do with baseball even a little bit???
>>69515433
>superstitious natives spitting at a comet.
>>69515498
Not jacking it to semen demon
I went to a pop concert and an MLB All-Star Game broke out.
This is turning in to the NFL Conference Championships and the Superb Owl.
I stand up for my fucking ears
Rate my little sister bros
MIGGY DOESN'T STAND UP FOR CANCER
>Desmond repping Tolleson's dad
the feels
>getting cancer
>performances in the middle of a baseball game
>>69515427
Why not?
Wtf I hate cancer now
Why is this bitch wasting my time?
>>69515531
She ain't little.
>(((One precious cent at a time)))
How ironic we're having this cancer break while salty ass Red Sox fans shit post relentlessly
Oh great. She raised her fist like those BLM. I'm afraid she has been BLACKED.
>Come back from a walk
>They're having a concert instead of baseball
>>69515521
I would have sexual intercourse with her if you get what I'm saying
>>69515501
>>69515501
Better than what Memechado was giving us
:3
>>69515531
is that who's in the belly
>>69515531
>little
>no response from the crowd
>>69515531
Is she inside the whale?
>>69515529
thank god the world series will never be tainted like this
hopefully
>>69515531
>little
>>69515532
>>69515477
Sits or GTFO
>Everyone in my extended family has some sort of shit illness like heart disease, diabetes, and so on but not cancer
>My dad had congenital aneurysms and had a stroke 2 years ago
How fucked am I?
Rly maeks u dink
>>69515531
gibe phone number pls
Stream is kind of shitty, the audience members weren't allowed to right in their own card right?
>>69515556
okay, i'll GTFO, i don't have a camera, i don't know what to tell/give you.
>>69515523
Nothing more American than indiscreet advertisements.
>Trout in a Cubs uniform
What is things you'll never see again for 400 Alex?
>>69515544
>his "all star" went 0 for 3
holy lmao batman thats so fucking embarrassing lmao!
>>69515553
Nah it won't happen
NFL babbys don't have the attention to watch 7 whole games
I stand up for Omar Mateen
>>69515531
>little
>>69515544
that's every night retard (shitposting is good)
>>69515333
>>69515555
>>69515544
Cant wait until u guys colapse in scond half
>his team was put together by dan dookiequette
>>69515540
criminally underrated
>>69515558
You'll be fine, my friend :D
>>69515512
kek
who /eating good/ here?
>>69515544
>Machado will sign a 10 year deal with the Bankees
>Bawltimore will have nothing but Joe Faggo and his shitty contract
>>69515558
Pretty fucked but who cares m8, we're all gonna die of some bulshit.
>>69515535
Legitimately keked mate, thanks
>>69515445
Jays road record is better than yours
>>69515571
>his team isn't in first place
;)
>regularly chimps out and gets suspended
>goes 0-3 in the all star game
Why is Machimpo even here tonight?
>>69515583
Not you.
>commercial
>cancer bullshit
>commercial
BEST THIRD BASEMAN IS IN THE GAME HAHAAHHAAHHA
I stand up for Micah Xavier Johnson.
Also,
>Trout in a Cubs hat
IT WASN'T A DREAM
HOLY SHIT
>>69515581
thanks, my good guy, ty
>Bruce
Why is Jay Bruce here? Lmao
>>69515534
I fell you bro. Felt so bad for ripping Tolly to shreds after reading about his dad
>putting resd and lillies players in
Terry REALLY does not want to win
>>69515531
FAT LIVES MATTER
>>69515558
More likely. Change your lifestyle by working out and improving your lifestyle.
>Bruce
>resd is general
Fucking why
KELVIN
HERRERA
Shoulda just started all Royals this game. It'd be like 20 to nothing
>>69515588
Ya you guys and one other team i think
but the eternal 4th placers get btfo on the road and thats what makes me happy
>3 pitch out
>>69515567
Is this you?
>muh cancer
If I ever got that shit no one would give a fuck.
>>69515599
>Trout in a Cubs hat
where?
>>69515544
WHERE IS WALLACE
>>69515506
Oh shit, is that today?
Fuck.
>>69515619
sorry my dude
>NL babbs would unironically want the pitcher to hit in this game
top kek life must be ripe in the ninny league
>>69515619
would cancer be considered a graceful death in Brazil?
>>69515531
Delicious/10
>>69515619
You'll get zika and die anyway faggot
>taking out the red sox players
DO YOU WANT TO LOSE YOST?
>rasg
hey guys can someone tell me what place the red sox are currently in?
like their record is the best in their division, right?
>Hosmer staying in
>everyone else out
fuck Yost
>duvall
do any other oldf*gs remember this guy from that home run derby awhile ago?
>>69515620
During the commercial break, they showed Mike Trout as a little kid laughing and wearing a Cubs hat.
>>69515630
eles preferem sufocar baixo una bunda enorme
Wieters there putting the entire league on his back for that out
>>69515544
Is that supposed to be a cheeky joke about John?
7 PITCH INNING
Shitty Baby League absolutely destroyed
>8 pitches
>>69515624
There was a fucking sticky for it yesterday you meme
>>69515643
>"This sport has a lot of young, talented players."
>Camera on Bartolo
>>69515544
Don't even need 1rst place. We all know you'll crumble come post season.
While that Ziegler signing paired with Kimbrel coming back down the stretch. Our bullpen will be strong for sure.
D O L A N
O
L
A
N
red sox players are out, looks like the NL has a chance now
Find one flaw.
Pro tip: you cant
>>69515633
Zika in adults is a mild fever and never killed a person.
>>69515630
It's standard for brazilians to die doing stupid stuff so... I guess it is.
>>69515644
:^)
t. ned
>>69515630
not https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Ot%C3%A1vio_Jord%C3%A3o_da_Silva
>>69515655
Who doesn't want that kind of death?
You know who should be an All-Star?
> Reddick
>>69515644
>>69515671
PUT THE BOY IN PUT THE CUC KLER IN NOW
>>69515644
>>69515617
even more basic, but i'm streaming using a compact laptop, about the size of a notebook. doesn't come with a camera
>Bruce
>Duvall
I get you put in Seager, Goldschmidt, and Arenado, but keep the ones batting below .270 on the bench
>>69515668
>rags
found one
>>69515676
>Weaver
>Pujols
>>69515660
To 2 resd players and a lilly
>implying your pitcher is actually good
I could strike those meme """players""" out
>>69515644
>taking out the leading candidate for MVP
>>69515668
>rasg
>>69515643
I'm from the future and the Red Gods are in 1st and 10 games in front of Bawltimore as of September 27th
>>69515668
He's not on the Nats anymore.
;_;
I'd fill her full of goodness if ya catch my drift amigos
>>69515668
no long term contract
>yet
Who here /carrying the team/ here
>>69515662
And I goddamn missed it.
>>69515695
ok but where do the red sox place
>le home run man
LMAO GG NL
>>69515695
yeah that's nice and all but i asked for the CURRENT standings
are they currently in 1st?
>>69515695
Baltimore is gonna have a August collapse this year. Machado won't recover from a blunder like this. 0-3
MLB's attempts to pander to muh millenials are Hillary-tier
>>69515701
Trying but Terry wanted to lose so he didn't put any good Cusb pitchers in early
they did an skit thing based on the red sox boys meme poses did anyone see they even made the not red sox boy do it now they're talking about it
>>69515711
It's absolutely disgusting desu
>the all-star game thread turns into a Red Sox shitposting game thread like any other Sox game would be
you really gotta love it
>>69515713
>good Cusb pitchers
>>69515718
>>69515718
this board revolves around everything Boston, this is nothing new
>>69515718
dont forget about muh prospects
>David Ortiz has given so much to the game
After winning a grand with a random baseball bet I decided to accompany the sport for now on. I was thinking about support the Giants, Bumgarner is a good pitcher from what I watched in the other game against the Diamondbacks.
>more Ortiz dick sucking
Don't these people's jaws get sore?
>>69515695
Oh ya and Brady cucked Goodell again
>>69515718
>Hating Sox threads
Unless youre a division opponent its normally pretty comfy man
>>69515718
>Hosshitter
Good job leaving him in Yost
>the boston red sox are better than the Toronto Blue Jays
lol????????
>>69515718
>turns into
wasn't it all along?
>>69515723
>lowest ERA in MLB
>>69515711
Agreed. I like the fact baseball is an "old man" sport.
It's like that old man bar down the street that serves their drinks strong & where husbands go to hide from their wives. Real man shit.
>>69515718
where's the retarded frog poster?
>>69515723
Hey guys, quick reminder,
DAVID
ORTIZ
>>69515718
>Red Sox
>Royals
>Cubs
This is the cocktail for prime shitposting
Lol even sitting down Papi makes Rosenthal look tiny
>tfw a family friend of yours used to play with the greatest baseball player on the face of the earth
Trout in the center, friend to the left of him
cap the oldest player to play dh
lmao
cheeky as fuck
