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>Obligatory /trb/ related links:
http://pastebin.com/grLucSzY
>Macca's official /trb/ database:
2015: http://pastebin.com/uj27eQhe
2016: http://pastebin.com/7e3Vv0ap
TTTTSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>69464588
Aww I was working on it
>The quality of this OP
No miles face/10
>tfw too slow again
JUST
>>69464588
best OP image
Fuck's sake Burter, I just said that it was disgusting. You fucking did that on purpose did you?
>>69464588
>mfw newfags do not appreciate the beauty of this OP image that has evolved over the years
>>69464772
soon we'll have to update it to be a FM17 pic
>>69464833
>Mike attempting a "You will not recognise me" face
TSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
/Promotional Poster/ edition
Ain't like I wasn't warned. What do you want, they're much cheaper than anything else.
>>69464833
You seem to think I slammed THIS one. This one is ironically good.
14th for TSUUUUUUU
>>69464891
>>69464833
Whoever made the 16 one ruined it by making it almost impossible to update
>>69465301
>impossible to update
we'll see
But yeah I was a fan of smaller changes but I remember the thread where it happened and it was fun tbf so I didn't protest too hard.
>>69465301
>impossible to update
/trb/ will find a way
CASUALS GONNA CASUAL
>>69466070
I would've perhaps put an actual striker on.
>>69466070
This can't be real.
>>69466070
>Not using FMRTE to uninjure him
>>69466257
impossible mid-match
not that I've ever even had FMRTE on my computer
>>69464902
>tfw no-one ever r8s my shitty editing
>>69466515
If you make the bottom one say "Let us make a shekel or two" then 10/10
>>69466515
delet this
Eder has done for Ronaldo what Higuain couldnt do for Messi. What a time to be alive
Fuck off Mou
>>69466070
>Best player
>>69466590
Done
>>69466672
"No"
>>69466725
Did you finally watch the match, Suribro? Or did you go to sleep or whatever?
>>69466962
what a shitty place he lives in why doesn't he live large
>>69467178
Beautiful, maybe slap and FM logo in a corner and I'd say that is top thread opener OC
>>69467179
I watched the match and had to fold some clothes before I got chance to come here lel
>>69467281
Because there are no nice parts to Manchester and he probably doesn't want a long commute
>>69467287
>mfw pepe gets awarded "best player of the competition"
So what was this place like when Portugal won? Was out on a date (it went well btw and no I didn't mention FM)
>Trying to adapt to fit in
Intredasting. Didn't know the game could possibly allow for Professionalism improvement outside of tutoring and "events".
>>69467509
Usual Dutch CR7 """fan""" came to shit in the thread and that was it.
>>69467454
He deserves it to be perfectly honest.
>>69467287
version 3, for you.
>>69467788
Lovely stuff
>>69467509
>out on a date
Did you wear your high heels?
>>69467851
EPIC
She's 5'8 so not actually much shorter than me though
>tfw always seem to play Juve or Roma just before a CL match
Why not Trapani? They don't even have a grass pitch ffs.
Generally I don't do them over 18, but perhaps this one...
>>69468324
>Generally I don't do them over 18, but perhaps this one...
Arsene please
>>69468461
Chuckled. Well I'm in Eastern Europe. There's no hope of ever having a decent intake or attracting higher profile players. Poaching yuff is my business model.
>>69467788
>Watford on the chest
>SI on the "scoreboard"
>>69465301
I blame everyone else for bitching at the original.
>Hulk scored and got injured on his debut in China
Kek
Aaaaannnnd fired.
>>69468324
lmao no he's shit
>>69468659
I was trying to make it clear that while Mike is manager of SI, his true love is watford.
>>69468659
stole the jacket off of whichever manager got Watford promoted
>implying he'd part with shekels to have the correct logo put on there
>>69468762
Sure is, but he's also possibly free.
>>69468837
>signing shit just because they're free
>>69469040
>Implying you need GOATs for Slovenian bench warming
>>69468738
>Pato joins everton in fm16
>scores and gets injured on debut
I guess Pato taught him well
This has seriously messed me up. They guy tore his ACL and is out for 7 to 9 months.
>>69469646
>28
Quite young.
>>69469646
He is literally one of the most injury prone players in FM
>>69469748
He was in such good form for me and I was planning to sell him for a nice profit after this season.
>>69469717
>>69469748
Do you reckon he'll quit, such a weird message. I don't know what to expect.
Has anybody here got the same message once?
>>69469821
In my experience they play on about 75% of the time and quit 25% of the time.
>>69469821
>Has anybody here got the same message?
no because
>signing injury prone players
>>69469821
>>Has anybody here got the same message once?
Nope, but the last utterly injury prone player I've had was a young lad I found at the club when I arrived. Think I let him go at 21yo or something; still """playing""" IIRC.
Injury-prone players general?
>"Player that was a Intl player when playing for my club never gets called ever again after being transferred" #247634966
ITS YOUTH INTAKE DAY
ITS YOUTH INTAKE DAYYYYYYYY
IM SO FUCKING EXCITED
ITS YOUTH INTAKE DAY
>>69470852
Deano is one of my all-time favourite strikers
RIP
Two years in a row. Fuck this gay earth.
>>69471003
>IT'S POACHING DAY
ftfy
Flatliners is a fucking daft film.
>>69471206
>Flat
Giving me nightmares about Chelsea's Cesar's long flat bullet throws mang. Stop reminding me of the matches I've lost that way.
The lad's English through and through. He must be gutted to miss those matches.
>>69471528
>Fahad Abdullah
Beautiful British name
>>69471528
It doesn't really look arsed one way or another.
>>69471528
How good is he?
>>69471659
Better than my regens.
He was born in Khaldiya, he's just like any other lad from Luton or Colchester.
>>69471774
He would be a star for Kuwait.
And I'm starting to miss my non-Eu spot. How fitting.
Just tap it in.
FUCK OFF PREMIER LEAGUE TEAMS
>>69472319
>villa
.blackburn
>premier league
Messhit blown the fuck out
>>69472390
TSUUUUU
>>69472390
>>69472418
>Messi follows Ronaldo to EPL
>Messi gets btfo in england weather
>>69472390
>>69472418
>the EPL just becomes a slightly better version of the MLS
>>69472390
>>69472418
>signing for top clubs
Disgusting. Robben's doing it right.
>>69470852
huehue motherfucker can't handle the intensity of the league of ireland. all those years without an injury and now this.
>>69472390
i remember when i got messi, he played an average season and i forced him out after 1 season because his wages were too high, the guy held a grudge against me untill his retirement
also i just heard lucas silva retired, damn must be tough at such a young age
never forget that /trb/ database when Ronaldo got ebola and couldnt play for 2 years
>>69472530
how can he even still walk
I'm not use to poaching youngens, is this chap worth 3 mil upfront with another .75 mil after 40 league matches?
>>69472869
Ozil is worth more than that
>>69472869
A little invisible for my tastes.
>>69472869
duuuuuurrrrrr
pic related
>>69472869
3mil for Ozil is a good deal m8
>>69472889
ehh, probably, but he's no goat and you'll find a better 16 year old in one or two years
>>69472894
>>69472925
I went for it. Tired of seeing all the other big clubs with their own shiny South American kids. It's just like when I couldn't find a Charizard when I was 10.
WELL WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, HHMMM!?
>>69473046
>WELL WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, HHMMM!?
Belgrano, all the way to the bank.
>>69473060
He's paying reparations for the Belgrano
>tfw start new save on FM16
>my favorite player from my FM12 Mansfield Town save is on the team
TYBG
>tell team that they need to do better than conceding two goals against a freshly promoted team of nobodies
>defenders and keep are like "yeah, totes"
>forwards don't realise there's a second half of the pitch or something
>this twat tells me I'm a twat and doesn't understand he's a twat
>tells me he needs to move on
>literally got his first start for the team a week ago
Utter gimp.
Just debuted this very, uh, compact man. Will the AI be smart enough to aim back post crosses at him?
>>69473809
> australian
> flair only 5
> aggression only 11
not enough banter here
I can't wake up
this guy been spending his whole carreer in argentine and nobody cares about him
>>69475037
I found a world class DC that spent until 26 in Independiente
bought him for 650k i couldn't beleive they took that money and the work permit went okay
That was quick
>>69475784
>didn't win
lads got CL blues after the 9-0
>>69475037
He's a winger.
Man United have won the league three years in a row - all due respect, but how do they think Heapy's gonna help them? He's a boyhood Liverpool fan too ffs
>>69475853
>you didn't resign after getting beaten 9-0 in a UCL final
>you didn't retire after losing two european finals in a row
wew lad
>I want to sell this guy
>He "opts to stay" despite having 4 offers from good clubs
>I try to force him to leave by making him dislike me
>this happens
Jese fuck my shit up.
>>69476286
Poor lad. I really like him IRL despite the fact that he was born in the wrong island.
>>69476378
>wake up
>butters still here
please tell me you've slept
>>69476791
No, I have my last exam in a few hours and I've been studying.
Not like I'm going to pass it anyway, but I haven't felt sleepy either cuz of muh insomnia n' shiet.
>open espnf
>opening headline: Ronaldo's unimaginable Euro win
what can you expect from a site that unironically has a ronaldo vs messi section
Why do I even bother with a defence? I should just get myself a sweeper keeper and start playing 0-5-5
>>69467991
Do you measure women before you date them?
>give a youth player a start due to injuries
>this happens
>>69477386
>not being able to instantly eyeball people's heights
>my assistant getting offered a manager job in a higher division
What the cock. The guy is so bad its a blessing he is leaving so I can replace him with someone more useful as a coach.
>>69477590
my u18 managers get poached all the time, some end up at big clubs. it's quite fun actually
>>69477386
How else are you supposed to get a read on your regen's jumping reach?
>Go to sleep last night
>Dream that for whatever reason I am dating Diego Simeone's daughter even though he doesn't actually have one
>Entire dream is me trying to go out on dates with here, but each time he shows up wearing an eye patch and has a parrot on his shoulder
>Each time he takes me hostage, takes me out to a a pirate ship in some random body of water and throws me overboard to a school of sharks
>6 fucking years have passed since Spain won the WC
>>69476174
I remember that happening to me with a fa I found at a club that literally was half my wage budget. The dude was pretty much sucking my dick every time I said something and even when I fined him.
>>69478387
My national team's greatest achievement is beating brazil in a WC game in the 90's that had no impact on brazil's tournament
>>69478387
First world problems. I mean, you could be Dutch and live only through Donaldo's """achievements""".
>>69478444
nice trips
>>69478464
I might be the only one around here that find Abdul's posts funny.
>>69478417
Fucking gay as fuck. Pisses me off.
>>69478444
My countries greatest football achievement recently is drawing Spain.
>>69478470
>tfw 59% match fitness
>>69478387
>It's been one year since Australia won the Asian Cup
>>69478491
Thats a step above the johnstone paint trophy
>>69478491
>>69478509
which is the highest honor sockaroos usually get to play for.
>>69478387
>it's been 16 years since Canada's last Gold Cup
>>69478491
Here you go.
>>69478509
>>69478519
fuck off norgay lol
>happened after an extra rest day during a light round of tactics training
Good job, retard.
>>69478387
>it has been 104 years since Finland has participated in a major international football competition (Olympics)
>all these people raging at office about Portugal being the worst team to ever win EURO
>they all forgot that Greek team in 2004
Sad.
didn't you TSUUUU at them?
you should have deTSUUU
>>69478650
>>69478643
>me in charge of replying
>>69478643
>no Denmark '92
>>69478656
Nah because I'm not Abdul. Still happy to see Ronaldo break his international drought though.
>>69478663
Denmark 1992 is cool though.
>>69478643
bit of a difference between second-least favourites Greece and a stacked Portugal team with one of the best players ever
you would expect one to play like that, but when the other does it, it's just a bit pathetic
>>69478912
>stacked Portugal team
that's bit of an exagerration
ON PAPER they weren't that strong
I mean
>nani as striker
ok he was good but people who expected that: 0
>starting the tournament as ricardo fucking carvalho as CB
38 years old, enough said
>fonte came to replace him
perfectly average player ON PAPER
>unproven midfield
portuguese league players ahoy and a meme teenager
>cedric as fullback
>>69479010
but you forgot they had meme magic on their side
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwQW3KW3DCc
>>69479096
>not being angry all the time when you're leading by less than 2 goals at half time
You dun goofed.
Got this absolute #lad in my youth intake, how to make him great?
>>69479130
Ensure he never ever plays for the English NT
I'm the guy looking to get into FM from yesterday, apparently the torrents for FM16 are fucked with bugs?
I'll go for FM15 in that case
>>69479130
Set him to GK training and return in three years.
>>69479130
sell de gea and make him a starter this season
lads...
>>69479745
Good hard tackling. Great to see
>>69479771
but it's supposed to be done just at the line between a regular foul and a yellow card
will anyone ever beat that average rating?
>>69479878
Off by .02.
>>69479919
insane career, you didn't manage him?
>2 yellows in his professional debut
well at least he scored a hattrick against literally who fc in a friendly
>>69479966
Nope. Always a fullback for Sampdoria. No fucking wingbacks.
It always made me feel bad that he didn't get a balloon door because of my dudes so I retired the save after he retired even though my son still had a year or two left in him.
>>69480188
You got a son? Damn
>>69480344
He was absolute fucking shit that couldn't have been more than 50 PA, but yeah, I gave him max wages and the finest of clauses every year.
>>69479130
Heavy First Touch training, then GK training.
>>69480344
>tfw never had a son in any fucking save
THANKS, MIKE.
>>69480873
>>69480873
Not his fault you fire blanks
>>69480873
How was travel?
>>69480889
i know it's like a one in 10,000 chance that you ever get one.
>>69480900
>tfw infertile in FM
pls not in real life too ;_;
>>69480958
a lot of fun, plans changed quite a bit, but it was still a good time nonetheless.
>tfw you will never hit rock bottom like this
thank fuck.
>>69481099
all your pics and posts about booze suggest otherwise
>>69481099
you mean you haven't yet
>>69481099
:(
>mfw someone has bet £5 on him to be the next England manager on betfair
>>69481132
>>69481165
i already hit rock bottom when i was 18, thankfully.
>>69481203
are you ready for BIG SAM to be your next manager?
>>69481220
It's Steve Bruce, you not heard?
>>69481231
nope, it's Lagerbäck
>>69481099
>youth intake day
>High-school student Sydney McLaughlin, 16, hurdled her way in the USA's Olympic team over the weekend - thanks to the thought of eating a cheeseburger!
>McLaughlin, who became the youngest track and field athlete to qualify for the Games in 36 years, revealed her father tempted her into track and field as a six-year-old with the promise of chocolate bars.
>"My mind was on finishing the race and eating a cheeseburger," she said of her latest history-making outing.
MURICA
>>69481099
This is why drinking is bad, m'kay.
>>69481356
Couldn't be more american unless she clapped at the end
>>69481356
>>69481378
>Couldn't be more american unless she clapped at the end
don't forget thanking God for the cheeseburger
>>69481378
and gets shot after the olympics
>>69481357
>drinking is bad because retards can't control themself
ok
>>69481421
drinking makes people lose self-control
>See cheeseinthegame transfer
>6.75 mil for Tielemans
>check stats
What the fuck happened to make his natural fitness that low, he only had one major injury which was 6 months out in 2018.
>>69481429
then don't drink too much like a retard
>>69481440
>me in charge of expecting abdul to know how psychoactive drugs work
>>69481357
drinking is just fine. however, just like nearly everything else in the world, doing something in massive excess only hurts you.
>>69481440
surprisingly many people have an inordinate amount of trouble with this
>>69481478
Agreed.
>>69481459
Our resident doctor has spoken.
i remember talk of a Napoli save and now i want to try it.
cheers.
>>69481099
He's already dead
Imo the game has a general lack of familiar bonds. Need more brothers, sons and uncles
>>69481810
it also needs relationships and male pregnancy
>>69481831
>>69481810
needs more cuckolding imo
>dressing room revolt because the new African 16 year old BLACKED the captains wife
or even better, the managers wife
>>69481831
I give it 10 years before we start seeing trannies
>Player is out for 12 months as he undergoes gender reassignment surgery
>Paul Regen suddenly become Paulina
>>69481986
>Passionately: This is my jam
>>69482101
>Lefties
>Liverpoo beat Tranmere 1-0 in a pre-season friendly
>fans celebrate the Danny Ings goal by throwing flares on the pitch and invade the pitch at f/t
this is their year lads
>>69481998
Years ago I added new injuries in the editor and made them really rare. I'm sure gender reassignment survery was one of them. There was also
>dislocated bollock
>spontaneous combustion
>prison sentences
>gone awol after going mental
>joined a cult
![post-76-012582900%201285348893[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/a0S3a7X.jpg "post-76-012582900%201285348893[1].jpg")
>>69482205
This picture is at least 6/7 years old but it's amazing how it's still relevant
>>69482272
i made death an injury once
i only found it happen once to some league 2 player that was 21 years old and i felt bad
>>69482314
>>69482272
Wait, you can add injuries? How?
Fucking damnit.
>>69482449
Do as pic related says, but with "Injuries" instead of "Clubs"
>>69482660
Had Man City breathing down my neck all season and they've refused to slip up. I fuck up against Bournemouth, then get City 3 days later. The team lays up my 28 in 32 striker 3 tap-ins and he chokes all of them and gets himself a 2 week fine. Fuck's sake Sinclair.
And now Mr. "I don't think a 2 week fine is fair" has talked himself onto the bench.
Fuck it, not in work and nothing else to do.
Booted up FM14, been a fucking age since I've played - took over as West Ham, what do?
>Lucas Silva forced to retire due to a heart defect at the age of 23
when a FM feature?
>>69483010
>Wiggum
>Picture of Martin
>>69483136
>missing the joke
>the rock of Gibraltar
>>69483131
another ruben de la red it seems
wonder what real will do with him
watch bears in alaska catch fish with me /trb/
https://youtu.be/gtUucAcQoaE
>>69483649
Nice.
Send help
>>69483996
>Kr
Can you post one in GBP or EUR so I can compare it to values I understand?
>>69484021
Divide by ten to get ~ brittish grams equivelent
>>69483996
Get on my level
This is the lad btw, been my main goalkeeper for 2 seasons...
Just made it to La liga and now everyone wants to buy him for ~5 million £
>tfw minimum release clause
>>69484091
>no offers
he has you beat
>>69483996
>>69484107
If he has a min release clause, reject everything below it
Set asking price at that level or not set
When he asks why, say they didn't meet your valuation of him.
PLACE YOUR BETS
HOW MANY GOALS WILL I END WITH
TO THE NEAREST 10
>>69484135
Its spain, min release fees are mandatory.
Im just declining everything and hoping i make it to europe so he can be happy
>>69484135
Only because it's not a transfer window, at one point I had 6 people offering at once
>>69484107
This kid has been a first teamer even since I got him on Regen Day and people have been trying to buy him for ~£1-5m
nigga wat
>>69484162
It'll end 4-0. Guarantee it.
>>69484193
>Someone even that good coming out of San Marino
How
i'll take it
>>69484334
all of his potential height went into PA instead
>>69484334
He won't declare for San Marino is my bet. I've had precisely one decent regen every year
These are the other decent regens I've had
>>69484370
>relying on UPV to rate height
>>69484448
UTV*
>The State of Malta
>>69484448
>>69484477
You do realise that I'm not actually 5'2/4'2 (or whatever Grenny decided I was), right?
>>69484370
>>69484448
>tfw he looks so tiny on the pitch
>>69484573
Cause you wear heels?
>that video of a Portuguese kid consoling the crying French fan
>>69484677
Is this a new epic meme? I've never worn heels in my life.
>>69484573
I used 4'2 because of that Simpsons episode at a welsh seaside town
>>69484693
>I've never worn heels in my life.
that you made the effort to write that makes me 100% certain that you have
>know nothing about football
>pirate fm15
>pick scrubbest team in scrubbest division in scrubbest league
>get rekt by the u-19s
I'm off to a great start
>>69485107
CICBINB
>>69485107
Youll fit in here
>>69485136
What is the first C?
>>69485182
Classic
>>69485217
Ah I see, thanks
>>69485136
one would think we'd have more posters from proper footballing countries
as it stands, about 40% are either british or murrican(both 3rd world countries in football), another 40% is from nonexistent countries in footballing sense(scandinavia, finland, lithuania, canada, suriname etc.) and the remaining ones are from decent football nations
do we live football vicariously through FM?
>>69485310
it's illegal to own in Germany and too legal in-game for Spaniards/Italians/most of southern yurop to enjoy
>>69485310
>nonexistent countries
>scandinavia
you fucking wat mate?
>>69485357
in footballing sense
and well pretty much in global politics as well
>
