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Previous thread: >>69441445
News:
>JDS wants Bork
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/brock-lesnar-seriously-considering-another-fight-junior-dos-santos-says-hes-available
>DC doesn't care if the crowd boos
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/10/12138718/daniel-cormier-wont-pay-attention-to-crowd-boos-anymore
>Sage's glass immune system struck again ahead of UFC 200
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/10/12138168/sage-northcutt-admits-he-was-hospitalized-for-staph-during-his-ufc
Free fights:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkkJbd2UoY4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQM9Afb-ZWw
bumping for fuck soccer
Brendan Schaub is a god
1st for based Krazy Horse
>>69461014
who
>had to work last night
>recorded prelims
>turn them on right now
>fucking MLB game
Man the UFC just couldnt catch a break this event.
Bork could fuck up JDS. Old man Junior would get taken down and beaten on, and his chin is already deleted.
>>69461249
>>69461289
divegrass to /asp/ when
>>69461249
>>69461289
kys
>>69461289
>>69461249
Why are soccer memes so forced and unfunny?
>/heem/ in charge of archival defense
TSSSUUUUUUUUUU
>>69461429
can't be worse than big brown shit and faggot piana
>>69461409
>>69461429
report and hide tsu posts
>>69461527
what tha fuck are you
>>69461429
see
>>69461564
clearly you haven't spent 10 minutes in this shit general at any point in the last year
are all the mandrama fans gone?
>>69461796
see a post that replied to you...
soccer needs to be put in /asp/
>>69461564
Those are shit memes but they stay confined to /heem/
>>69462085
lol I know what an idiot
>>69461678
TTTTTSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>69462394
it honestly makes me angry that such a terrible sport is so popular throughout the world
literally any other sport would be infinitely better if it had the level of popular support and publicity soccer does
>>69462666
>Belize
did you learn english or spanish first
What happened to the previous thread?
>>69462941
Football spam heemed it
>>69462941
soccer faggots spammed so many threads that it got pruned
>>69462685
It makes me angry that such a terrible sport is the most popular here.
Match of the Day is fine because it's all the best bits, but watching a full game is shit 99% of the time.
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>dat armbar escape
>dat grit and heart
How did you react when northcutt completely redeemed himself?
>>69463279
I was pretty impressed
He just need to improve his fight IQ, he was winning the stand up easily but for some reason he decide to start shooting and grappling in the 2nd and 3rd
After the last three events, what fights do you want to see, /heem/ ?
Personally, I'd like to see Aldo vs McGregor again at 145 (assuming the potato can get there again)
JJ vs winner of KK and Thug Rose (though I think JJ would slaughter Rose at this point)
Alvarez vs Be Careful
Brock vs Cain rematch
Edgar vs a 6-10 LW
Rousey vs ANYONE - I know I am going to catch shit for this, but 'prime' Rousey's judo made for very intriguing matchups. I would like to see her at a good camp with a tuneup fight. At this point, Nunes looks like she would actually kill Hogda though
>second question
>second question
Who blew it the worst this weekend? Sadly my vote goes to Hunt. He looked OK wrestling against the fence but couldn't convert it into offense
>>69463279
People will still find a reason to hate him, because they want one
They ignore the fact that Barberena was much better than they thought he was to make Sage look like a can and don't recognize that he does have serious skill on the feet because of his bad ground game
If he was anyone else, people would like him much more
>>69463279
>when you win because your opponent didnt want to break your arm
>>69463555
>Brock vs Cain rematch
Nah
>>69460886
>Fucking WWE beat UFC clean
you can't make this shit up
>>69463830
It was a heavyweight fight it doesn't count, wait for cm cuck
Can someone supply me with a pic of Miesha's face all bloodied up from last night? I can't for the life of me find it and I'm trying to make memes
>>69463555
Agree with your WSW matchup
Khabib should beat someone else in the top 5 before getting a shot imo
Brock doesn't deserve Cain, he could fight Browne or someone at the bottom of the top 15
>>69464012
Keep posting lads, we need to ride out the initial wave of soccer spam
>>69464146
When you ask for an easy match-up and you actually blow it
Reminder
>>69464360
What a goof that guy is
>>69464360
>floor seats to watch fight
Please tell me somebody caught his reaction on camera
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>69463729
>when you win because your opponent is a dirty gypsy who doesn't know how to properly apply an armbar
>>69464360
dirty nigger never posted the ticket. it was all a ruse to get people betting for miesha so that he could make $$$ betting on nunes.
>>69464510
this
it would make my day
>>69464360
>>69464428
>>69464510
>no ticket
Anyone else think the new fight kits are a huge improvement?
>>69463740
>>69464097
You don't think people would get hype for Cain vs Bork?
>big rematch
>both just put down big strikers
>winner gets HW title shot
>WhiteAndJacked's mic skills
Could do 800K buys easily
>I been watchin' da Brook fight last night, he beat on Mark bad boi....I saw Marks fourhead and I said sheeeeeeeit....I wanna fight Brok, but if I can't den it's all good, UFC might nut wan it....it is what it is...
>>69464710
They still look like shit. And who the fuck wears Reebok in 2016?
>>69464710
Here
The colors looked good and added much needed variety
>>69463555
Khabib vs Ferguson. Khabib beat a literally who, and Ferguson is about to do the same.
Frankie vs Dillashaw.
>>69464775
I don't deny it would sell well, but matchmaking shouldn't just be about buys
This isn't the WWE, it's an actual sport
>>69463729
Bullshit. BJJ is a great community but every competitor I've rolled with would break a bone in competition and they know it. It's part of the competition culture
>sweden talking about fighting
Oh I guess it makes sense now...
Conor vs Diaz 3 will happen on the december card
upvote and bookmark this post
>>69464710
Definitely now the Americans have the worse version of the uniform
>>69464964
WWE or real sport it doesn't matter, because the goal is the same, money.
>dat mustard yellow
Was ufc 200 doomed from the start?
>>69464982
>when you practise BJJ and think its fighting
lmao so hard
>>69464781
I could see the UFC doing this
Brock-Lewis is essentially the same matchup Brock-Hunt was on paper, except Lewis would probably be more active and has more reach than Hunt
>>69464964
I agree it's a sport. That's why this match is great. You could put some up-and-coming-who's that the casuals don't know to get exposure.
You build up your HW division, since it's arguably the weakest.
You legitimize either Cain or Brock's title aspirations (idk if brock wants the title but Cain certainly does)
>>69465182
alavanca
>>69465166
It started good, up to the Aldo vs Edgar fight it was a good card, then it went a bit stale.
>>69461149
>I defender me self
We British now
>>69465253
No, it went to shit in the Cat zingano fight that should have been the fight pass opener
>>69465182
>when you deny that we are talking about martial arts competition
Do you guys even have sports in Sweden? Or are you too busy coming up with new Ikea designs between bouts of sucking Somalian cock?
>>69464781
>The White and Jacked Beast vs The Black Beast
I'd buy it
>>69464360
He better have been lying
Anyone got the video of Cerrone calling DC a fag?
Also don't really understand why that word triggers so many people, it's been in use for probably a decade now
I'd like Cerrone but he talked a bit of shit about my boy Khabib
>>69465382
this
fuck sweden
>I didn't like DC vs Silva
>I didn't like Bork vs Hunt
>>69465438
>for probably a decade now
>a decade
>>69465382
>citizen of worlds fattest nation asking if other nations even have sports
oh wowh, dont try that racist bullshit either, you still have a black president.
There were a lot of moments of inactivity during the Bork/Hunt fight. Brock seemed really cautious of Mark's hands, enough to really not engage with him in the striking department at all really
>>69465166
The early prelims were extra spicy
The FS1 prelims were JUST (expect for Kelvin putting the final nail in the coffin that is the Hendricks meme)
The Main Card just okay. Cain was great. The Aldo/Edgar fight was good, but not a crowd pleaser. Old man Silva fighting DC was trash. Seeing that Bork wasn't a complete failure was pretty neat.
It was okay till that point, but then
>womens MMA headliner
>>69465522
DC vs Silva was ok. The striking exchanges stopped it from being a truly awful fight.
I was bored as fuck during Bork vs Hunt, mostly just because it came right after DC vs Silva. If it had actually been the main event I'd probably look at it more favorably.
>>69465568
I only started hearing it about 10 years ago when I got to middle school
>>69465568
It's 2016, 2006 doesn't sound that far off does it? It was all the rage in COD games on Xbox Live and the first Modern Warfare released in 2007
I liked Gomi. But after seeing his attitude and the way he acted this weekend and leading up to 200 fuck him. I'm glad Miller destroyed him. He's such a douchebag. Never beat anyone notable either. Can't wait for him to get cut.
>>69465896
What'd he do?
is Mark Hunt one dimensional?
>>69466041
DOES MARK HUNT LOOK LIKE A FUCKING LINE TO YOU
>>69466141
mild smile
>>69465873
we called each other fags growing up in the 70s
>>69465655
>it's a European acts like all Americans are fat episode
Americans are 'obese' because we play football and lift.
I'm sitting around 10% bodyfat. Your turn.
https://torrentfreak.com/alleged-32-million-ufc-pirate-speaks-out-140507/
http://nypost.com/2014/04/30/ufc-web-pirate-owes-32m-for-stealing-live-mma-events/
>Late last month UFC parent company Zuffa filed a lawsuit in the United States District Court for the Eastern District of New York targeting Steven A. Messina from New York, someone they believe to be the combat sports releaser ‘Secludedly’. The news was broken by the New York Post who reported that the 27-year-old lives in his parent’s basement, but on the day of the news they knew an awful lot more than Messina did.
>Messina, who says he suffers from a range of psychiatric conditions including agoraphobia, panic, anxiety and bipolar disorders, claims to rarely go outside and spent an entire four-year unbroken stretch in his New York bedroom. Add to that an arthritic spine and a herniated stomach, he hasn’t been able to work for three years. When PayPal froze his account he was cut off from his medication.
>“It’s always the one you love the most that can hurt you the most. I love the UFC. I love MMA. I want the world to know of it and acknowledge it as a legitimate sport and I want it to be famous. I don’t want myself to be famous. That’s an oxymoron for me, don’t you think? An agoraphobe seeking attention? I want to be left alone and continue living my horrible life with what little I have, and that’s my family and MMA.”
>“I did not, will not, never did, never will, ever make money off of another’s work, and that’s that,” Messina says. “Also, [to the New York Post] I do not live in a god damn basement. Leave my basement out of this! It’s done nothing to you!”
Which /heem/ personality do you think based MESSI is?
my money is on Predictioncuck
>>69466278
I see you're sitting, because you look like you're 5'6''
>>69466306
>>69466214
Oh right, it's not a word I heard much here at all.
Queer was more up our street ;^)
>>69466204
it was a shit joke
I apologise to everyone
>>69466306
lmao
>>69466457
SMEAR THE QUEER
Is Mark Hunt a one dimensional fighter?
GET THE FUCK IN HERE
https://youtu.be/t4j0o0b4jcU
https://youtu.be/t4j0o0b4jcU
https://youtu.be/t4j0o0b4jcU
https://youtu.be/t4j0o0b4jcU
WE
ARE
LIVE
>>69466278
awww sheet swedish guy will back off 100%
they are all feminized wussies anyway
>>69466306
>MAY 7, 2014
Ge what a timely and current article
>>69466306
He's such a good guy bros
>>69466552
"No."
>>69465713
>>69465713
>>69465713
someone agree with me I can't handle people not accepting my opinions
>>69466652
I disagree my man
>>69466384
I'm actually 6'3". I'm white and I'm jacked, deal with it
>>69465166
That, the shitty logos everywhere and the cage size I felt like I was watching some!e backwater regional show
>>69466652
you're 100% right m8
brock isn't a retard, he knows Hunt is a better striker than him
he did his best to avoid making it a striking fight
he took the second round off but was able to not get hurt too bad, saving energy to go all out in the third
it paid off and he was able to get the takedown and the victory
>>69466783
>jacked
>>69465713
>fight a striker
>hmmm, should I go bang or go to my bread and butter rasslin
Why didn't DC meme around with Andy, he should dropped his hands, leaned on the cage and tried to duck his shots?
>>69466783
VERY FANTASTIC BODY.
Lol what a fag
>>69466935
You can tell one of his staff wrote that for him and made him post it
>>69466783
I bet I could take you down
Brock is ducking Struve
>>69466935
Eh he did what he had to.
>>69466935
was it a video or did he just say it on a social media post?
VERY IMPORTANT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/10716382
http://www.strawpoll.me/10716382
http://www.strawpoll.me/10716382
>>69461999
HEY PUSSY YOU STILL THERE?
>>69466783
Get in my guard bro I'm begging you
Michael McDonald vs. John Lineker
Tony Ferguson vs. Landon Vannata
Tim Boetsch vs. Josh Samman
Daniel Omielańczuk vs. Oleksiy Oliynyk
Kyle Noke vs. Keita Nakamura
Louis Smolka vs. Ben Nguyen
(Pick all 6 fights/no "Literally Who?" unless you want to add yourself)
>>69466935
>Apologizing for being in internet trouble
>>69466783
unironically a solid body. Good for you lad.
is tying up your opponent from the bottom (on your back) and waiting for a stand up against the rules?
>>69467048
Just scrap homie, don't be scared
>>69467207
???
Is /heem/ mad Hendo is getting the title shot? I'm not. Jacare was offered Rockhold and he turned it down cause he's a pussy. Hendo just had an impressive win over Lombard and him and Bisping have history. I think it's a great fight.
>>69466783
>white
>dark hair
>>69467273
>>69467301
luke thomas says anderson silva was stalling and should be deducted a point
>>69466935
HAS ANYONE GOT THE VIDEO I WANT TO SEE IT
Also this age of PC is such a load of bollocks. When did the word "fag" get so offensive
>>69467182
we can't let people get away with problematic behavior like this
it's 2016 after all
>>69467203
Thank you based Germany. I used to be all about /fit/ and /asp/ but they got weak as fuck. Haven't lifted in a month though. Only road work, muay thai and BJJ
I never really liked Ronda but at least she could defend her fucking belt. Women's MMA will be redeemed when she finally fucking comes back. This belt rotation is getting ridiculous.
>>69467174
Lineker
Ferguson
Samman
Oliynyk because screw typing out the other guys name
Noke
Smolka
Cerrone fag video
https://twitter.com/DarrMurphy/status/752223374034800640
I dont see what the big deal is. DC did fight like a fag.
>>69467298
>Hendo is getting the title shot
I thought he said he was done
>>69467363
prowrestling dudes ruined all that was decent in /asp/
>>69467337
Bisping also called Luke Cuckhold a fag and got a bunch of shit from the Guardian/media about it.
Bisping was smart enough to do it with cameras off though so it wasn't recorded IIRC
>>69467174
JOHN
TONY
JOSH
OLEKSIY
KEITA
LOUIS
>>69467326
>luke thomas
>>69467426
Nah at 199 he said he was gonna think about it.
>>69467425
>trying to hug and sweat on a man for 15 minutes
he unironically objevtively literally faught like a fag.
>>69467298
I'm not. Bisping got shadow realmed by Hendo, it's understandable he'd want to fight him again and avenge that lost, any fighter would.
I also don't think it's an easy fight for Bisping at all, Hendo clearly still has his power and he could easily land a big shot that ends it. It should be quite competitive.
That said, Souza has been shafted really hard in all this. He was #2. lost to PEDs Romero and then came back and destroyed #4 Vitor and he still has nothing to show for it.
How long until Vince Mcmahon buys the UFC and uses it as a proving ground for legit beefs between pro wrestlers?
That's basically what pride was all about with the New Japan Pro Wrestling circuit.
Also Pancrase was started by a group of pro wrestlers who wanted to have legit shoot fights... little known fact.
>>69467358
>it's 2016 after all
You don't have to remind me bud.
>>69467471
He did it at 199 post presser when Luke refused to shake his hand with hundreds of cameras rolling.
>apologizing for saying fag
>doing anything other than calling them a bunch of fags
literal cuck
>>69467207
No that's called surviving a ground and pounding.
It's up to DC to work though, he can wrestlefuck the entire fight but has to do something like Lesnar did, which was feed lunchbox punches every 3 seconds while also wrestlefucking and looking for submission.
>>69467174
u da real mvp
>>69467425
Thanks lad, stupid you have to apologise for shit like this now
>>69467437
They really did. I feel bad for the skateboarders and paintballers that had their chill little board ruined by those losers.
I have no problem insulting and disrespecting people that watch WWE. If you're a legal adult and you still tune in to see fake fighting on a weekly basis, you're a loser.
>>69467437
I agree. They honestly should have their own board for the amount of traffic they generate.
/asp/ used to be quite good (albeit slow) with its grappling and striking art threads.
>>69467665
>have to
you're part of the problem if you apologize even ironically
The fact that that Dana didn't show up to the post conference should let you know how underwhelming UFC 200 was
>beats up a minority
>thanks the police
this is exactly why MMA will never grow past a certain point
>>69467174
Mcdonald
Ferguson
Samman
Oilynik
Noke
Smolka
>>69467558
No one will respond to this because /heem/ is a bunch of UFC fuckbois who don't know shit about the history of Mixed Martial Arts
>>69467665
nate niaz got suspended for calling Caraway the biggest fag in the world.
sjwFC used to be really strict on that but ever since sale rumors Dana doesn't seem to give a shit anymore and let's this shit slide. You can get away with saying it just not writing it on twitter for all media to freak out about
>>69467738
Stars have to maintain their image to keep their fans, saying fag and having all this drama surround him isn't going to help Cerrone so issuing an apology is sort of necessary, even if he doesn't mean it
>>69467836
missed one
>>69467775
heem yourself permanently my man
>>69467745
based bork is making the UFC great again
>>69467775
>>69467558
Diddn't Antonio Inoki tried to do this and almost drove new japan to the ground?
>>69467174
Lineker
Ferguson
Samman
Oliynyk
Nakamura
Nguyen
Everyone from Jackson-Wink except Condit is a fag
>>69464403
we made it lads
>>69467775
Nobody is going to respond because WWE doesn't have the grapplers that New Japan had. All the New Japan guys were Billy Robinson guys, right? Who in the WWE has real chops like that?
I know WWE still has Dean Malenko teach real catches and positioning but they don't have ring technicians like that anymore. There wouldn't be real beef to settle.
Furthermore, it would require that people had interest in seeing a real beef in the form of a fight. Even if two WWE superstars have a feud, why would I want to watch two guys who aren't real fighters fight?
>>69467873
this is such a shit card desu
falls off really quick
why are they doing it on a wednesday
>>69467579
There was only this shitty cell video
https://youtu.be/GztR1JulUho
Also he immediately 'apolized'.
Also Rockhold is a giant faggot for not shaking hands and getting all emo about losing.
>>69467982
>being grouped with kickball
>>69467745
Hes the hero we need right now Ahmed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7lIZL97peQ
>yfw this promo
>>69468118
spoopy
sheeeeiiitttt lads the Mir curse lives on, if you beat Mir then you lose your next fight (the only two exceptions being Cormier and Brock).
>>69468118
quality promo for a non-quality event.
Does anyone have link to the Silva/DC promo shitting on Jones?
>>69468014
he also called him a cocksucker in the exchange, but that went under the radar. Unless faggot is offensive and cocksucker isn't.
>>69467983
A lot of WWE wrestlers have some form of martial art background whether its just amateur wrestling or being a bar room brawler, the UFC was built by scrubs fighting each other.
>>69468173
>the curse lives on
>except for the times it didnt
>>69467425
DC BTFO
>>69467742
Watching the fights should have been enough to show that.
AMANDA FUCKING NUNES won the main event of the biggest card of the decade in a year in which Michael Bisping is the middleweight champion of the UFC. This semen slurping sport is not for me.
>>69468118
it's different but still bad
>>69468118
>>69467982
That list is shit.
>>69467956
No Condit's a fag too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQy7aqe0ffY
>Aldo has to miss his boy Silva fighting to do this shitty backstage interview
>>69468014
It was 5 seconds after the last question and you can even see it on the official UFC video with muted audio but everyone could hear it on the live broadcast.
>>69468288
I didn't read it desu, just checked to see where we were listed.
>>69468249
are your eyes still red with tears from watching Mark Hunt get dominated by a superior alpha male?
>>69468249
To Bisping's credit he trained with Cyborg's new boxing coach and totally upped his skills.
The post Rousey div is a joke with a new champion every fight don't know what you expected otherwise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmdNJU3fpNs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmdNJU3fpNs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmdNJU3fpNs
>>69465166
what the fuck were they thinking though?
>>69468276
is this the faggot from that one picture?
>>69468427
its not YEW AND ME is it?
>>69468427
yyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww
anddddddddddd
mmmmaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>69467105
Is it about Brexit?
>>69468523
>>69468484
>>69468457
what happened to him?
Brock is officially boy tier
>>69467558
He almost did. Shane loves MMA and tried to buy it back in the day. Vince didn't get it. Shane tried to get Vince involved when Pride was going out of business too. Vince had warmed up to the idea of promoting MMA but by then it was too late and the UFC had bought out Pride. WWE tried getting Goldie on commentary too.
>>69468407
No, I made $60 off of Lesnar.
>>69468419
I expected them to put the WSW match on 200 and WBW on Fightpass. If JJ/Gadelha had been the finish of 200 it would have redeemed the card.
>there are racists here
smdh
>Two Dagestanis have a wrestling club in my city
Should I join and end the "Euro fighters have no wrestling" meme?
>>69468601
>WWE tried getting Goldie on commentary too.
luckily they got Ranallo instead
>>69468014
>I take W"""""MMA""""" seriously
>Luke Rockhold is an immortal samurai and Bisbong's hands should have shattered on contact with Luke's diamond chin
wew lad
>>69468644
Don't cry, Aldo. Even though Conor is better you're still my number one #2
>>69468685
Brock was too good for this world. [spoiler];_;
>>69468685
is it me or does Brock sound really english at the start?
>>69468650
Yes you should and enroll your children too
>>69468685
hell, i might even get on top of my boy
Does anyone have the WEBM of Hendo's family celebrating?
>>69468650
Unironically yes.
Caucasians have a fantastic wrestling culture. I doubt they teach folkstyle though, probably free and greco
>>69468685
top stuff lad
can't stop watching the aldo fight.
fuckkkkkkkkkk he rekt frankie's shit so hard. too bad he's gonna get heemed by conor again.
>>69468685
>ywn marry a woman that you jerked off to as a teen
I'm not even convinced that Brock is human at this point.
>cormier
>>69468851
link?
>>69468755
100% not at all
you guys are just so far culturally cucked by us that you've begun to think of the American accent as the default one for spoken Britlish
>>69468427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nN-m6FNQ3jw
>not posting the superior promo
why is brock considered my boy tier when he's roided to the fucking gills?
>>69468737
So what happens when Aldo beats the shit out of Conor for 5 rounds? He's your #1 again?
faggot
>>69468947
he's white
So how come a part time actor destroyed one of your best "athletes"?
>>69468947
He knows how to work a microphone, unlike 90% of the participants of this semen slurping sport.
>>69469001
>athlete:
>BRITISH
>a person who takes part in competitive track and field events (athletics).
Really makes you think.
>ufc 200
What went wrong?
>>69468755
I was thinking the same as I was listening to it again first
>>69468912
ufc.tv
>>69469091
women and heavyweights
>>69468944
These promos are great but UFC play it too safe and "Professional" now so we'll never get anything like them again
>>69469091
Jon Jones being a stupid nigger, but that's par the course at this point
>>69468944
Machida's voice is so sick
>>69469091
They didn't put Michael Bisping against Cormier and they put fucking Tate v Nunes in the top spot.
>>69469091
Retarded main event.
DC fought safe.
People give it a lot of shit but for what it's worth a good 9 out of the 12 fights were good
>>69469091
Irrelevant fights.
DC vs Spider was completely worthless, nobody cared at all about the outcome. Lesnar vs Hunt equally worthless.
>>69468673
God imagine him fucking up scripted stuff
>Hi everybody and welcome back to the Ultimate... World Wide Entertainment
>I'm Mike Goldberg and welcome to Summerfest 2016
>Theres that boxing punch from Raymond Stereo again
>The Miz is the Michael Jordan of WWE
>Big Show is Mike Tyson esque in execution
>here he comes the man with the plan John Census
>it takes a lot of energy to be a deadman
Good nostalgia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCVi8CGswhY
>its a joe rogan hypes the shit out of the current womens champion only for her to get destroyed by a literally who episode
>>69469091
People only want spicy bangers, they can't handle a wrestler using his skill set to control the fight. I blame Mcgregor for this mindset.
>>69469227
>DC fought safe.
Anderson's the one who fought safe you fucking retarded nigger cunt.
>tfw ufc 202 will end up being 100 times worse than ufc 200
>>69469400
You mean you blame Chuck Lidell because when he was Mr. bar brawler in every single title fight all the jabronis started flocking to UFC.
https://youtu.be/Gg8TPNFrLCk?t=3h
:OH I thought I'd never see him on JRE again. I thought they hated each other.
Could you do a drop kick in UFC?
Never seen a fighter do that shit. I guess it's a shitty strategy lol.
>>69469465
Mcgregor is to blame for the recent influx in casual fans, that's why I place blame on him.
>>69469472
>I thought they hated each other.
Uhhm, they're best friends..?
Will Cerrone be able to handle story's body shots?
>>69469410
Get a dogger, bro.
>>69467174
>John Lineker
>Tony Ferguson
>Josh Samman
>Daniel Omielańczuk
>Kyle Noke
>Ben Nguyen
>>69469492
Minowa opened against Butterbean with a drop kick
>>69467558
Who's ready to see Brock toss Randy around the ring for twenty minutes at Summerslam
>>69469574
Damn that card looks like a very potential spicy card
>>69469675
UFC summerslam? Is that like a new event?
>>69469150
The woman fight wasn't even bad
>>69469091
it was the wrestlers that ruined the card
>>69467693
/asp/ is full of /wooo/ rejects
>>69469410
Anderson was on the bottom.
The problem is that """"""""""""""control"""""""""""" wins matches. It should be remove from the scoring criteria entirely.
