I know the deal by now, someone take the next thread pls
OFFICIAL UFC 200: TATE VS NUNES THREAD #6 EDITION
>Main Card: (PPV) 10pm ET / 7pm PT / 3am BST
5 Round Women's Bantamweight Title Fight
Miesha Tate(c) (18-5-0) vs. Amanda Nunes (12-4-0)
Heavyweight
Brock Lesnar (5-3-0) vs. Mark Hunt (12-10-1)
Light Heavyweight
Daniel Cormier(c) (17-1-0) vs. Anderson Silva (33-7-0)
5 Round Featherweight Interim Title Fight
José Aldo (25-2-0) vs. Frankie Edgar (20-4-1)
Heavyweight
Cain Velasquez (13-2-0) vs. Travis Browne (18-3-1)
>Preliminary Card: (FOX Sports 1) 8pm ET / 5pm PT / 1am BST
Wonen's Bantamweight
Cat Zingano (9-1-0) vs. Julianna Peña (7-2-0)
Welterweight
Johny Hendricks (17-4-0) vs. Kelvin Gastelum (11-2-0)
Bantamweight
T.J. Dillashaw def Raphael Assunção via unanimous decision(30-27)
Lightweight
Sage Northcutt def Enrique Marín via unanimous decision(29-28)
>Fight Pass™ Prelims: 6:30pm ET / 3:30pm PT / 11:30pm BST
Lightweight
Joe Lauzon def Diego Sanchez via rd 1 TKO
Middleweight
Gegard Mousasi def Thiago Santos via rd 1 TKO
Lightweight
SCHAUB!
Schaub is god
schaub p4p#1
>>69411495
>>69411502
FUCK SCHAUB
anyone watching the fight on ppv wanna tell me if the acestream is far behind?
Man Johnny looks like shit, this weight cut really fucked him up
ringboys when
>>69411495
>>69411502
>>69411504
I love you
Damn just noticed buffers white tux. Looking /fa/ as fuark
LETS GO GOY
>big rigg with no beard
its over
Hi what time is the Hunt Lesnar main event thanks.
>>69411527
link to stream?
Johnny "Hairless" Hendricks
>>69411543
More like Ringtraps when?
>>69411582
Around 12am EST
>>69411571
i know i thought the same thing looks cash as fuck buffer is getting laid tonight
>>69411582
they are usually around 11-12, main card usually starts at 10est
>>69411571
need sauce on his slightly darker black handkerchief
all memes aside, I like this matchup
>>69411619
>>69411571
>numales
i feel bad for pig rig
he seems like a true fighter at heart but he was dealt a shitty body to be a pro fighter in
>>69411607
Was that when he went all racist on that intervewer?
why dont they paint the ring in between fights to get rid of the blood?
hendricks heemd by submission
give me northcutt webms
I missed TJ fight
how was it?
Manlet fights scrapped when?
>>69411701
it was good, tj was spicy as fuck and ausnco looked okay but didnt' really do much
hendricks is fucking done
hendricks getting fuckin tagged
Haha, fuck this fat fuck piggrigg
Gas' punches are laser guided
Suplex city Brock is shitty
>>69411719
Also late, did Northcutt fight?
Any good?
I've never actually seen the meme in action.
>>69411773
Hunt will won, but i wanna see a suplex
THIS IS THE DAWNING OF THE AGE OF AQUARIUS
how is kendricks not fucking bleeding
10-9 Gastelum
Come on Hendricks mane, I don't want to see your career deleted
>>69411798
Preferably German suplex.
>>69411821
Manlet punches.
>>69411796
he won questionably but he showed some real fucking heart got out of two locked in submissions
>>69411796
yeah did a sick submission defense against an armbar won by decision
>>69411796
also missed it. how did he do guys? did he smile the whole fight through?
>>69411796
He survived a deep armbar in the 2nd. He has a bad habit of trying to grapple though just to prove something though
>>69411796
He escaped having his arm fucked up with pure HEART.
Is joe Rogans stand up funny ?
>>69411665
he didn't go racist, he said that it took him seven years, a couple of broken hands and a fractured chin, so he didn't let anybody take pictures with the belt
that's not racism
>>69411844
>>69411860
Sounds good actually cheers, might try and catch it later.
http://en.inkei.net/Brock_lesner
>>69411883
Show me where he denied a white person
Hendricks got USADA'd
>>69411879
No.
But when he starts trying to """seriously""" talk about his conspiracy interests it's pretty hilarious.
>>69411843
Prussland suplex for the nationalists
>>69411879
dolla dolla bills ya'll
wtf happened to hendricks man
Gettin spicy
still funny to me the UFC saw this canvas and was like yes this looks good
holy fuck i knew everytime hendricks would grab him he would fucking try to wrestle fuck
webm's of Bork getting heem'd when?
Also, I don't like this yellow mat.
Who Team Hunt here?
>>69411879
It's decent. He is way funnier on his podcast
>>69411967
fuck it atleast it is different
>>69411977
Practically everyone outside of the /asp/ies
>>69411967
trying to make the blood less obvious
>>69411954
Twilight fighting years.
Should've gone out in style like GSP.
G A S S E D
>>69411967
Silva's gonna retire tonight. It's a silent tribute.
>>69411973
In about 5 hours there'll be fresh webms.
And yeah the mat is sickening.
man why is it in these twitter taking shit to fighter, fighter shows up and compete with them commercials when its a girl fighter its a dude getting destroyed at something but when its a girl she keeps up and is just kind of tired like the one that just aired with pettis
>>69411977
>>69412014
Fuck no . Mark Cunt is a lame duck fighter . He's pretty much Homer Simpson with a cement chin
>>69412044
>Should've gone out in style like GSP.
Leaving because you're gonna pop positive?
>>69411919
i'm watching the fights, sorry
Good fight so far if they take it to the ground hendricks is done i guess
Is Silva fighting for the title or it just a normal fight?
>>69412044
What happened at the end for GSP? He just kinda dissapeared
alright im pissing and showering then jacking off to the zingano fight fuck this shit not even #2hunded
#200reasonsnottowatch
hendricks about to drop
I can never un-hear Kelvin being Kevin said wrong.
For the person who asked, the Acestream is 21 seconds behind.
So is there any chance we get Paul Heyman with Brock? I want the nostalgia factor full force tonight.
>2016
>people still don't make weight
>>69412170
>Nostalgia factor
>With Paul Heyman 2 months ago
Reminder: I would heem you into oblivion.
>>69412186
3 steaks a day nigga
well at least hendricks made it out the round lmao
>>69412115
He defended his title against Hendricks in 2012? '13? And announced his retirement after the win. Pretty big bombshell. He then went on to make a career of cameoing in shitty movies.
Brock vs Stipe miocic when ?
29-28 lelvin
Good fight, great event so far
>>69412170
>nostalgia
nice one
Length : 111mm
Diameter : φ58mm
Shaft Curve : 16°
Shaft Angle : 22°
Glans Angle : -2°
Shaft Expansion rate : 101%
Glans Expansion rate : 108%
THE ROMANTIC CINDERELLA
Brock lesner's Penis
Ability : 33%
are all the autists in the other thread? this one is excessively comfy considering the fact that tonight is ufc200 night
nice 10 seconds of hell, though
>>69412239
He wouldnt last rd1 agsinst Miocic
What is the state of hendricks right now
poor cucked johnny
he looks old now
What could it be?
>>69412311
>one eye on the teets, one eye on the streets
>>69412311
It'll become steadily more autistic as the main card starts.
Strong Paige vans ants commecial
>>69412325
fat
Cat ass
>>69412344
>Brock comes out and takes a rage dump in the center of the octagon
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN MY NAME IS PAUL HEYMAN
So happy lauzon won.
REMINDER THAT JULIANNA PEÑA IS NEXT
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THAT GIRL
TURTEEN
>>69412461
>muh pener
what do you waiting for? finish him
link to ace?
>UK stream
>No TURTEEN
>All these suplex city ads
blood eerywhere. They've synced. spraying red eerywhere.
>>69412534
6c402a0a205514f905c3f00b884c7b878509d477
Cute Goldberg coughs :3
Muh Dick: The Fight
alpha cat round 2 tko
Cat ez win, watch
shes a motherfucker
Buffer looks like he about to croon on these niggas.
>women """"""""""""fighting""""""""""""""""
>>69412446
YEAH I'M A PAUL HEYMAN GUY, YOU KNOW WHO ELSE WAS A PAUL HEYMAN GUY? BROCC LESNAR
>>69411476
Will the stool go missing in the main card?
>>69412534
The Ace that was posted in the other thread is like a solid 21 seconds behind, just a reminder.
God damn Cat has some fucking titties on her.
ZINGANO
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>fighting in a t-shirt
MOMMY!
>kat rocking out to this early 2000s nu metal
These wwe2K17 ads are so cringe. I really hope bork get heem'd desu.
ALPHA CAT GOT THIS FOR ARIEL
>i enjoy women's """""mixed martial arts"""""
>cats bouncing tits
Pena looks like the journalist chick from Narcos
BASED CAT
>>69412602
Absolutely haram desu
Could YOU beat Cat Zingano in a fight?
>Slept in
>Missed a bunch of meme fights
Fuck.
Either way, morning lads/heem/. This thread seems like home desu.
What's up with this yellow fucking mat lol
All going down to suplex city
>where is my mind
Can they still wear shirts? Wtf is this
Give em a bra and slap em out there
So is this ultimate surrender rules?
>>69412603
your in luck, she is a single mom
zigano and val laternau, the milf squad
>the city of johnny
>>69412566
>>69412590
Thanks a bunch
>>69412602
all the lesbos do this
First for people who think Hunt will win are pathetic.
Someone make Cat's bouncing tits a gif
was gonna jerk off to porn but might aswell jerk off to pena
Time for a wank
;>)
>>69412641
>hello darkness my old friend
>>69412630
morning lad, enjoy the heems and memes
>>69412630
>What's up with this yellow fucking mat lol
It's to symbolize how the heem gods pissed all over this card.
>Venezuela
>herb dean misses blatant illegal knee
>>69412344
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
>think unsexy thoughts think unsexy thoughts
Cheeky tenner on a sudden orgasm
>>69412629
pillow fight
how come there aren't more black women in ufc? I fought a black women once and she beat the shit outta me they are crazy strong esp when they are yelling at you and pummeling you at the same time
>>69412603
>dat Cat bunda
>>69412650
someone post those cat workout gifs
>>69412602
where are the hijabs what in allahs sake is this?!
that knee was illegal!
dat ass tho
pena is so fucking ugly
i hope no one actually finds her attracttive
>>69412579
Then don't watch you greasy mexicunt
>>69412641
>113 grams fucked his camp, weigh cut and gastank
wow this is an amasing fight
>Shayna gets a mention
Bitch is literally an /asp/ie now
Using this as the lead in isn't going to help sell any more PPVs
DAT ASS
>>69411879
Stand up isn't funny
>>69412629
>implying i want to win
any lads got a stream?
>>69412671
please god
please let this happen
HOW CAN SHE SLAP
>>69412666
I think the criteria for "downed oponent" was changed recently, now they can't put their hands on the mat to be considered downed anymore
I feel bad for Anderson. Cormier will throw him around the cage.
Zingano is gonna cost me my parlay, isn't she?
They should ban t shirts for women
>>69412676
the best black woman fighter got cut, but will be back, she is catching up to the game
>>69412712
yea
Women's fights scrapped when?
DAT ASS
>>69412666
who cares, satan?
desu these shirts should be illegal
women must fight in lingerie so there is at least some entertainment value
>a literal slap fight
WMMA was a mistake.
>61 posters
>>69411977
Brock is going to win via suplex.
He knocked Pat Barry out in his training camp via his pro-wrastling suplex.
>>69412718
Looked like penas knee was still down
Are they kissing?
pena is a cunt
I'm not a foot fag but the way Cat has her soles out like that - wow
this is such a pleasing fight to watch.
>>69412696
sorry if I ofended your dear womyn fighters, white knight
>>69412729
link?
Peña winning the fight on the bottm?
>girls fighting
>literally pitty pat slaps
>tj de santis said you aren't a real fight fan if you dont watch womens mma
>Cat will never choke you out and use your unconscious body as a fuck toy
Why even live?
>at a friend's party/family gathering
>Me and friends dad convince people to order 200
>Everyone outside doing things
>Me and his 60 year old dad getting ready to watch 200 together
>Currently hating on Jones together
This is comfier than I thought it would be m9s.
1st time watching a women's ufc match, I gotta say I don't like it women should not be fighting
moosasi heem webm any1 please
only 15 minutes to go lads
>real good job of constantly slapping that ear
>Literally slapping each other
wew lad
HOLY FUCK THIS SUCKS
>>69412745
I wish haha
dose thighs
>>69412087
so....homer simpson then
>>69412719
inb4 anderson pulls out the best submisson in ufc ever
>>69412742
why is heath ledger refereeing kids mma?
>Wrestlefucking against the cage is the new meta
MMA is finished
>>69412718
she was literally on her knees
>>69412723
isnt it a hindrance for grappling? with reeboks shit uniforms i can see why theyd wear a shirt pham
>>69412742
>It's a Pat Barry gets heemed episode
I could literally KO him.
>womens
>>69412629
Yes, via heel hook
>>69412754
You're still here, watching. Shocking.
>>69412776
Getting hit in the ear hurts, man
You think you could take on these girls in the octagon, /heem/?
DRINK IT IN
Link to stream please - Julianna could submit Cat once she gasses.
10-9 Pena?
Zingano had top control but did very little with it and ate more strikes
damn, i thought cat would murk her, tough venezuelan chick
>>69412763
>not using acestream and blowing that old cripples mind
>>69412786
>you now remember the GSP/Couture era
pls no
>>69412763
is he a fight fan? sounds comfy
>>69412788
>herb dean
How the fuck does he still have a job?
Zingano has to avoid the guard of Peña, it's too good.
>>69412799
some kid broke my ear in grade 4 and it's still loose
THOSE MOANS Ohhhhh
when will ufc introduce strap ons?
>>69412786
Do you hear whispers?
>>69412767
Should have seen the main event last night, very spicy fight.
>>69412739
mah nigga
great comic
>DAT ASS
How many women fighters could mighty mouse take in a gauntlet style tournament before succumbing?
>Women fighting
Snack break time.
>>69412814
That's what i was saying
breaking news: buffer out of ufc 200 main card
CAT BROKE HER RIGHT HAND
>tfw no Rachelle Leah for 200
>>69412824
there's already this fantasy in porn
MUM SHUT UP
>2/3
>67%
what did they mean by this?
Nice uchi
>>69412749
>not a foot fag
slow assimilation
>>69412823
i didn't mean to kick the ball into it, sorry man
>>69412749
agreed
Damn it we need better camera men
i feel like aikido could work on cat the way she runs forward with her arms out
SUPLEX CITY
>>69412824
Fucking this
can the coaches toss in foreign objects? like ball gags, whips, and baby oil?
>>69412816
You're right, but its not my setup and I don't want to look like a dufus setting up my phone to his TV
FUCK CAT JUST STAND AND B A N G
