Cristiano: Obviously TSUUUUUUBat
Higuain: Machoke
Englel:
>>69391948
Suarez: Raticate
>>69392017
is this meant to be funny?
guess what.........
it ISNT funny, asshole
Bale:primeape
Messi: Jynx
Ozil - Kecleon
Greaseman : Pikachu
Giroud : Magikarp
Michael Phelps
Seaking
>>69392172
who?
Reggie White and Snorlax because they both die of sleep apnea
>>69392182
He's someone who has more gold medals than your entire country,
Muhammad Ali
Machamp
Sergio Aguero: female Snorlax
Wear the fox
Wear the blue
English Goalkeeping
Slowpoke
Zidane: Rampardos
>>69392250
>Ali
>not Hitmonchan
c'mon m8
Griezmann: OUIddle
Burgerland: Snorlax
England winning a major tournament: Farfetch'd
>>69392334
>>69392742
kek'd. best ones
wobbuffet
slippy g
>>69391948
The entire Texas Rangers team: Koffing and Weezing (and choking)
>>69391948
>Ywn play a hacked version of pokemon where zubats have ronaldo's face and tsu when you find them
Charles Barbarkley
metapod
>>69395402
>>69395402
yer fukkin wha
Steph Curry - Mankey
>>69392253
Aguero is Slaking, pretty strong but cant be used half of the times
>>69395826
kevin durant
durant
Dez Bryant - Magikarp: Does fuck all for most the game until he evolves into Gyarados, but by then it's too late and you've reached a high enough level where a low level water type is worthless.
>>69396317
it really makes you think doesn't it?
Götze: Psyduck
>>69396381
>>69395402
Mario used HARDEN
It's super effective!
>liking Pokemon over the age of 13
Kill yourselves, niggas.
>>69396635
EHHH PU70.
>>69396635
get a load of this pedo
do they have pokemon go in ur countries m8s
im about to go outside because of this shit 2bh
Any NBA player: Mankey
>>69396635
Pokemon is for adults. Children play FPSs
>>69396746
Yeah, but I'm not comfortable walking outside with my phone in my hand.
Pepe: Politoed
>>69396446
>implying it's not this guy
>>69397263
That's Koffing.
>>69396746
im back i caught a beedrill nigga we made it
>>69392104
Messi is a GoGOAT, faggot.
Valderrama: Exeggutor
>>69398849
Well some of us had to catch a shitton of weddles to get a beedrill, u lucky fucknigga
>>69396746
Yeah.
2 dead already here.