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>tfw no hokkei
finland and america
Remember that time the >shorks almost didn't >shork but then they went and >shorked?
>using toilet paper
>a leaf
Hudler fucking sucks. Gib shipachyov pls
>want to watch based pulju tear the league a new one
>have to watch the boilers to do so
Truly the darkest timeline
>rags
>you have no hockey to watch so you fall asleep from boredom
>you begin to have a strange dream
>you are being chased by the ghost of Gordie Howe!
>he chases you down the halls of the hall of fame, throwing elbows all the way
>just before he checks you into the /sp/ boards you wake up.
>you stumble out of bed to discover....
>All the teams have been turned into the Red Wings!
How do you change them back?
>>69374888
Nice digits.
The Wild are going to win the President's Trophy next year and there is nothing any of you shrimpdickedcuckolds can do about it
>>69375414
>mild blots scf
Wouldn't even mind
>>69375414
Shut the fuck up chubbs , presidents trophy is a curse
>>69375452
Would be pretty comfy desu
![Cm3Ztc0XgAALLkn[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jKVeoyY.jpg "Cm3Ztc0XgAALLkn[1].jpg")
It hurts desu
When will they announce Vinnys jersey retirement?
>>69375524
Aren't his ankles like nonexistent?
>>69375414
Have fun going up 3-2 in your first series then choking in games 6 and 7
>>69375568
He can still play for a year or two but he wanted to play at home at the end of his career with family.
Is there a team in a worse position than the Minnesota Wild?
>Soft 30+ winger with a career ending back injury signed at top line money for the next decade
>Incredibly overrated locker room cancer defenseman signed at an even worse contract for the next decade
>soft autist who can't speak English as a captain
>doofus goalie who was signed after 5 months of good play, has regressed at an alarming rate and isn't even starter quality any more
>team is so cancerous they ran their excellent defensive minded coach out of town and hired a guy that couldn't win with prime ovechkin and couldn't win with getzlaf perry and Kesler
>hired an assistant coach who wasn't good enough to coach in fucking NEW JERSEY
>fanbase that booed them off the ice in the playoffs
>management that relies on an IRL meme "the state of hockey" to pander to idiots and sell tickets
>worst logo in professional sports. A fucking bear made of trees
So, can anyone think of a team in a worse position?
>>69375674
every canadian team lol
>>69375674
>rags
>>69375711
Which canadian team is tied to two dogshit "star" players at ridiculous contracts for the next decade?
>>69375794
which canadian team is ever going to win the stanley cup? the wild can recover in a decade but cucknadians will never win again lmao
>>69375822
oh so you actually don't know anything about hockey and are just /int/posting
I see
>>69375822
the snes will win the next canupk
Our year
check em
>>69375845
>our
fuck off
>the oilels will ever do anything other than lose and keep getting top 5 draft picks
>int poster is a laffs fan
Lmao
>>69375903
>s.. stamkos is going to the leafs he was lying about wanting to stay in Tampa
>y.. you don't know how pro sports work
>w..well I really wanted hedman
>b..but transvestites
>>69375867
no, im an oilerade as much as you are
>int caitlyn is a debbies fan
>he thinks I am a laffs fan
>cucknadian high schooler thinks I'm a debbies fan
Leeeeeelmao
>literally has never seen his team lift the cup
>will never
>50 years
>>69375794
Montreal
>/int/ caitlyn forgot he got EXPOSED as a debbies fan
does estrogen ruin your memory?
>>69376021
weber and ...
>tranada
>>69376022
Must've ruined yours because you think I'm someone else.
How's the laffs perpetual rebuild going?
>0 post expansion wins
>>69376067
Carry "glass knees" price
>>69376067
Their coach
>>69375833
>mfw I spawned a meme
lel
>>69376103
price is signed until 2018
Does estrogen ruin your adding skills? Or do you just not know a single thing about hockey?
>>69376149
I don't get it
>>69376153
You a debbies fan? You seem to have a lot of pictures of them.
And transitioning too? Your pm is so proud
Price will be signed for life. Nobody else wants him. He'll sit on the bench, if he can, for the rest of his current deal
>>69376214
Because you're retarded and have never played hockey.
>>69376214
>american casual pretends to know hockey banter
>googles terms used by hockey players
>fucks up
>gets laughed at
>>69376219
did you miss the part where I said a decade?
>>69376235
>He's STILL mad he got baited
lel
>>69376235
Sounds similar desu
>canadian team pretends to know hockey
>throws deals left and right
>misses playoffs
>gets laffd at
>>69376255
No, you just seem to think price will be traded, which he won't.
>frogs
>>69376256
>>69376281
>this asspain
>I-I-I meant to fuck it up
Just go back to your apeball thread, maybe you'll fit in there
fifteen bucks for this
>>69376323
>Moving the goalposts over asspain due to being trolled
lyl
>>69376311
I said which team has two players signed for the next decade, and you said a player who's deal expires in literally 2 years.
Was there a school shooting on the day they were teaching you adding?
>>69376346
>2 ply
Hahahahahahaha
>it's a "autistic canacuck thinks all americans are the same poster" episode
>>69376335
Still worth more than a laffs sweater, better looking too
>>69376323
>we meant to miss the playoffs!
>w-we're rebuilding
Is there a single thread that this underage trudeau cuck doesn't get triggered?
>>69376363
>1993
LMAAAAAAAAO
A
FUCKING
LEAF
>O-OUR SPORT!
>>69376335
What size m8?
>>69376365
>BOOHOOO stop bullying casual fans
>>69376376
>>69374901
current year
Sunbelt hockey> Canadian teams
Stats actually back this up
Chris Nichols
@NicholsOnHockey
Few days old, but LeBrun (via blog) said source told him #Preds "tried hard to acquire Eriksson and, to some degree, Ladd." #Canucks #Isles
get mad at this
>>69376391
>His country is LITERALLY ICING TEAMS WORSE THAN FLORIDA'S
L
M
A
O
>>69376424
>his country hasn't won anything in 37 years
>he considers his country a "hockey country"
>>69376420
>>69376391
>>69376363
>>69376351
>>69376323
What team are you a fan of m8?
>>69376451
this team
It wins pretty much every time.
You?
>>69376448
>Won the only international competition that even mattered
>Saved the NHL by bringing the russkies over
>He still thinks he's relevant to his own sport
loving
every
laugh
t b h
>>69376448
Nobody considers America a hockey country though
??????
????????????
>>69376388
Its a medium
Is two years a decade in america?
>>69376475
>amateur tournaments matter
LEL
>>69376478
There it is, the american national pastime of saying "w-w-we don't care" when they lose (every time since 1980)
>>69376424
>icing
>florida
explain
>>69376507
>disregarding facts
Hockey is like the 5th most popular sport here
>>69376470
Meant nhl team
>>69376507
>No counterpoint
>Tries to imply the only international game that ever mattered is worthless
L M A O
>>69376530
NFL > NBA > MLB > MLS > NHL at this point, I think. MLS is getting really, really big here.
>all these canarabian tears
Fuels my hummer desu
>2 ply
>2 years is a decade
spicy meme desu
>>69376530
>w-w-we don't even care
keep it up bubba im dying
>>69376534
>amateur tournaments when GOAT canadians were raping the league like always
>thinking your win was relevant when Canada already BTFO the russians in the summit series
>>69376554
>local nasl team is getting a new stadium and moving up to mlels
Pretty hyped desu
>>69376500
Ah. I'm an XL. 90s sweaters are really popular, that thing will sell on eBay very quickly.
>>69376554
Thats why USA will never be relevant in hockey, the mexicans have taken over. soon soccer will be the most popular sport there.
>>69376582
>0(zero) Canadian teams in the playoffs
>>69376590
lol fatass
![10548_790x345-copy[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZPOBtWu.jpg "10548_790x345-copy[1].jpg")
>>69376582
Then why does literally NOBODY talk about your stupid shitter series lel
>>69376583
>Tfw your local MLS team is a meme
It's pretty kekworthy desu.
>>69376610
Literally nothing will ever de-throne american football.
>>69376610
Canada will be done too. Better start practicing your cricket swing
Do americans actually take 1980 seriously? You guys know the best players weren't allowed to play, right?
The transvestite obsessed Canadian single handedly ruined /hoc/
>>69376632
Well I am 6' 2". Not much else will fit.
>>69376651
The faggots from Tampa ruined it with clip art and sandwiches long before he turned into the autistic, unfunny version of Sean m8.
>>69376643
Wait then who played for the nhl all stars against the ussr?
>>69376636
True hockey fans (not casual americlaps) recognize it as the pinnacle of hockey competition.
>>69374888
Hello, I'm a yuropoor football fan. Is this doge still a meme? If Yes, how dank is IT????
>>69376667
lol 6'2" fatass
>>69376610
Soccer is getting popular here too due to all the muzzies we import. Pretty faggy sport.
>>69376672
a team made up of multiple nationalities
you can use google too, bubba
>>69376668
No at least the Tampa fags knew when to stop. This sperg literally won't stop til his mommy makes him sleep
>>69376706
>implying Tranny Bay faggots stopped until the mods forced them to
You're retarded. They were way worse than the one leaf.
>>69376698
soccer was always popular here though. Guarantee more people play soccer than any other sport here.
>>69376706
t. tranpa gay lgbtning faggot
>>69376702
But if they were the best players from the best league then how does
>>69376643
make any sense?
>>69376736
Nope I'm from far up north. Never even been to Florida
>>69376736
In both Canada and the U.S. soccer was something you played when you were 4 years old and the only time it was even mentioned back in the day was during the World Cup.
Soccer is patrician and much better than any other sport
>>69376756
Because it wasn't the canadian national team, are you retarded or something?
>>69376776
Its crazy how most people have played it at least semi competitively and yet nobody gives a fuck
Phoenix Coyote legend, Pavel Datsyuk had signed a two year contract with SKA
>>69376809
So the Canadian national team is better than the best players in the world's best league? I don't think logic is your strong suit m8
>>69376832
>>69376842
>So the Canadian national team is better than the best players in the world's best league?
clearly they are since they beat the russians in the summit series. Are you still trying to count to ten?
>>69376863
>summit series
Lmao embarrassing. Olympics are much more impressive than some exhibitions.
You said so here>>69376679
>>69376736
That's because it's affordable.
I never wanted to play basebore or divegrass, but it's all my parents could afford.
>>69376914
I was talking about the summit series there though. You are clearly confused, maybe you should take a break from posting. Jesus christ how embarrassing
>>69376953
I'll chalk up my victory point, better luck next time chap
1987 Canada Cup > Summit Series
>tfw my two favorite NHL teams are the Lightning and the Panthers
They're rivals but I guess I can make it work. God damn the Panthers are looking good right now. They should just make Jagr the stop gap captain until he retires and then make Ekblad the captain. The manchild seems like a true leader.
@69376982
>getting so bamboozled you misread everything and claim victory
wow embarrassing tbqh
>Gary's face when USA wins his meme cup
I'm from the future.
Bottom five teams this season are
>26 Montreal
>27 Calgary
>28 New Jersey
>29 Vancouver
>30 Toronto
>>69376668
>mad at sandwich
>>69377190
>Calgary
>NJ
Why? They weren't the worst of the worst this year and have both improved in the offseason. Even Montreal can crawl out of the basement if Price is healthy.
>>69376852
Please stop posting this
>>69377002
>manchild
means a man who is a child, think you mean childman
>>69377288
I suppose Columbus, rags or Ottawa can go there
>>69376953
>canadians couldn't win the summit series without intentionally injured Kharlamov
Literally worse than bobby clarke
>>69377305
>laffs planning their rebuild on the hopes of a Mexican and Swede
>laffs
>>69377288
hes just /int/posting
>>69377424
Is there publix in russia? The only explanation for his weak bones IMO
reminder nj has the best goaltendie in the league
>>69377817
Extremely underrated goalie. I'd say he's in the top 5. Price and Holtby are tough completion but Schneider plays for a shitty team and still puts up great numbers.
>>69377509
u got a problem m8?
of course he's worse than bobby clarke, 99% of all players are worse than him, he's a HOFer and an all time great
>>69377864
>underrated
you dumb chink /r/hockey can literally not sucking the guys dick
>>69377886
>chinks
>watching hockey
I went to like 10 games in Toronto and the NY area last year and never saw one yellow face. Indians seem to like the laffs though.
>>69376335
nice pick up
>>69376363
>Lesotho
unironic sandwich anger is my favorite meme 2bh
>>69377864
>Habs
>shitty team
Pick both moron. You saw what happened to them after he got hurt, right?
hows your friday going, hockey enthusiasts?
>>69375980
>3rd/4th most succesful team in last 30 years
>still no fans
>>69377864
Schneider is a devils system babby
>>69378150
>mixing good scotch with that shit
Drink bleach next time
>>69378157
People are poor in Newark it seems.
penis xD
>during their entire 26 year NHL existence Jets/Coyotes have won only 4 play off series
Is there a bigger joke of a team?
>>69375980
>being this obsessed with a complete stranger on the internet
>>69378150
What's the point in mixing with Scotch? Just use rye or rum. Seems so wasteful to do this.
>>69378204
fuck it's actually 36
>>69378190
>>69378207
>>69378206
butthurt debbies fan detected
>>69378197
Newark maybe but Jersey has some of the richest counties in the western hemisphere
>>69378269
>only fans of a certain team think I'm an annoying twerp
Autism
>>69378269
Debbies are still better than your team lmao
>debbies have no fans
>there are debbies fans on hoc
Well? Which is it?
>>69378330
if you werent you'd notice that he was shitposting before I was
but you're just mad at flags
>>69378343
>worst prospect pool in the league
>cant even sell tickets despite success
nope
>>69378453
>prospects and ticket sales means a team is good :))))
wow
>You fuckers heard that the jets are the best team in the league? Full house every game and a good prospect pool
This is what Canadians actually believe
If /sp/ existed in the 80's would people here hate Oilers and Gretzky?
>>69378428
I have been Devs fan since 2003
>>69378530
tbf they are the best team in kanada
and kanada is the greatest hokei power
post beans
>>69378530
Lol, shit teams here can fill arena every night unlike in the south.
That's why everyone in their moms wanted Florida to move to Quebec city.
What do you guys think of Total Hockey's financial issues?
>>69378553
>0 playoff teams
Binlan r u meeming agin??
>>69378588
>everyone in their moms
I knew bestiality was legal in Canada but incest too?
Quebec won't ever get a team. Florida is too good to be located in Canada, seeing as they made the playoffs
>>69378530
Who gives a fuck most teams are dominated by Canadians. You literally cannot dispute this.
>>69378623
>penguins just won the cup with Americans
I don't believe you
>>69376397
underatted
>>69378150
>mixing an Islay
>mixing an Islay with a fucking energy drink
You win
>>69378479
>good prospects dont lead to good players
debbies fans are THIS retarded
>>69376397
>fucking >rags won more stan lee cups in the last 25 years
>>69378644
>best forward
canadian
>best defenseman
canadian
>starting goalie
canadian
>>69378676
>recent success is based on future prospects
>laffs fans are actually this stupid
No wonder your team is repeatedly voted worst sporting franchise repeatedly
>>69375794
Suter isn't dogshit though. He was noticeably bad because he was in every tough situation and the team around isn't great. Look at this last season, he had less minutes and one of his best offensive performance. Of course he isn't going to score like Karlsson or Sub ban but he is better actually defending.
>>69378622
Figure of speech. Incest is fucked up but you could get away with dating your cousin if you live in the territories.
Yeah I know but those fags on SN and yahoo won't shut the fuck up about it before the bail out. Now their going on about moving the canes to that shithole.
>>69378708
>best forward
>canadian
Opinion discarded
>>69378726
>debbies
>recent success
nigger you havent made the playoffs since the kings raped you
>>69378750
Nice delusion shit head
>>69378765
And when was the last time a Canadian team got that far?
Your team?
Last cup?
Not even a debbies fan but in all aspects they've been more successful than every franchise north of the border
>>69378748
>cant skate
>cant hit
>no shot
muh meat and potatoes?
>>69378750
are you saying the conn smythe winning player isn't the best?
are you actually this retarded?
>>69375310
Fuck you Faggot. I hope you die.
>>69378822
>>69378804
>Bill wasn't robbed of the smythe
>buying into the bettjew
I thought Americans were supposed to be the dumb ones?
>>69378811
>not a debbies fan
sure thing buckaroo
the fucking >laffs have made the playoffs more recently than the debbies
the
>LAFFS
>>69378865
Yeah the laffs and all their post season success
>game 7
>4-1
Lmao
>>69378850
>bettman decides who gets the conn smythe
no
>I thought Americans were supposed to be the dumb ones?
you are
>>69378900
Imagine having a longer post-season drought than the >laffs
Imagine waking up every day and knowing your team is going to relocate because you spend all your money on spray tan and jagerbombs
>>69378804
>wins conn symthe
>no goals in the finals
I agree Canada is the best hockey country but Crosby getting MVP was silly.
They should have given it to Murray, or really no one since they were a great team with no definitive standouts.
>>69378943
I wouldn't know what that's like since my team made it last year and sells out every game.
>laffs
>50 years
havent seen poo jersey get BTFO this hard since hurricane sandy
>>69378822
I agree with the last two but saying he can't skate is fucking retarded. Watch a few games, most of his plays are effortless. Could light a match with his poke check.
>>69378943
>0 (zero) goals in the finals
>laffs will never make the playoffs again
>we will never see another 4-1
Feels bad man
>>69379059
The only time I have ever noticed him is him getting caught pinching down the wall. hes a slightly better with the puck phaneuf
>>69379100
>MUH GOALZ
spotted the casual
>>69379119
>laffs squeak in as an 8th seed
>miracle run to the finals
>fall 3-0
>force a game 7 in Toronto
>it's 4-1 with 10 minutes left
You know the rest of the story. Meme magic.
>>69379367
>8th seed
>game 7 in Toronto
Maybe if they face the mild?
That'd be amazing though. state of hockey gets their cup and Toronto remains embarrassed for eternity
>>69379119
>2033
>league has gone from 40 teams to "The remaining 12": Montreal, Toronto, Calgary, Edmonton, Vancouver, Quebec City (combined from what was left the of 2032 Winnipeg and Ottawa departure draft), Boston, Detroit, Chicago, New York, Minnesota, and Los Angeles.
>Toronto is in the finals against LA
>Cyborg Patrick Roy mark II is the head coach
>Pulls goaler Raj Svengaardson with 9 minutes left in the half
>LA scores a 2 point goal
>The laffs still haven't won a cup in 70 years
all these terrible bants >laffs fans are already dead on the inside
You may hate us, we may hate you, and they may hate them, and Finland may hate Sweden
But we can all come together to laff at Toronto
>tfw u have new american wunderkid
>brings cup to toronto
>canada still wins every hockey gold
why even try if you root for america
This woman is trying to convince me she isn't white
>>69379464
good post
>>69379405
Why the hate (Chubbs aside, he is basically North Dakota). Minnesota sportsfans are suffering. Cleveland ruined everything. The only hope is for the Timberwolves and I fucking hate apehoop.
>at least we have the Lynx, and the new Saints stadium is comfy as fuck
>>69379464
>>69379545
will we ever lose again?
I hope not tbqh
>>69379483
>Palestine
>White
Lol you murrifats.
Southern Germany is stretching it for white people
Laff at laffs
>>69379525
I was memeing because we made it last year with such few points
We have the loons too, they're good
>>69379563
Once the finnish golden generation is in their prime (2 years from now), we will win all golds for a decade or two
>>69379545
>marleau looks like he has to shit
>Getzlaff is bald as fuck
>Kunitz
>Doughty is happy as fuck
>Bouwmeester happy to remember his name
>Subban has a weird hairline
Congrats, hopefully Seoul actually happens
>>69379615
Finland at its absolute peak will have one or two players who would even make team Canada. Sorry there friend.
>>69379615
Not with their center depth desu
>>69379615
You're next. Canada cucked murica and sweden now it will be your turn. Enjoy silver :^)
Top 10 forwards? Go
Nate Mack signed
6.3X7
>>69379689
>Center depth
>mfw the wild started 3 (three) Finnish Centers unironically last year
>mfw E Staal is the "solution"
Haula is legit though desu
>>69379746
Haula is good and has so much potential. My favourite player by far, sucks that there aren't any #1cs on the market. >we really really really need one
>>69379773
Dumba + 1st for Duchene
>>69379733
Kane
Kopitar
Crosby
Benn
Seguin
Larkin
Bergeron
McDavid
Ovechkun
Tavares
immediate response, im sure there are more refined answers
>>69379746
At least Staal is on a good contract, you could probably sell at the deadline for picks
>>69379852
>Larkin
Lmao
>>69379862
i think the mild are in "win now" mode with those parise and suter contracts
>>69379852
>Larkin
detroit fan spotted
>>69379862
Staals contract is p nice, especially when we're only expecting like 40 points
>>69379852
Pretty good fast response
>>69379689
Down the middle:
Barkov
Aho
Granlund
some meat n potato lad
>bad center depth
>>69379852
>no tarasenko
>no gaudreau
not even a fan of those teams cmon
>>69379870
o i am laffin
>>69379891
Yeah those are bad contracts. Window is definitely the next 3 years tops before slumping to middle of the pack into rebuild. Which is why it sucks even more that we don't have a center
>>69379909
>Aho is your #2 center
Yep it's shit
>mfw international dynasty
>>69379909
this is the equivalent of slovenias centre depth
>kopitar and a bunch of whos
>barkov and a bunch of whos
>mr not-in-the-nhl
>mr potential-but-hasnt-ever-reached-it
>>69379811
I am against trading Dumba. He is the only D-man beyond the manlet Spurgeon that can actually produce points. While Brodin is great at D (look at the PK numbers when he was and wasn't injured), he just doesn't have the same offensive capabilities. Scandella is the only D that can actually hit and fight. I thought they were going to send Spurgeon to edmonton for a forward but then they signed him for multiple years.
Duchene looks like a girl too desu
>>69379960
Dumba isn't getting traded says fletch.
Would've liked to see a push for rnh last season
>>69379870
>>69379891
I said it was off the top of my head, Tarasenko is obviously better. I've been drinking, why don't you post a list instead of mocking mine?
>>69379917
Lucic is going to kill Gaudreau
>>69380005
>Would've liked to see a push for rnh last season
Everyone not named CFletch did too.
It will be interesting to see how Hall performs on a team that isn't the Oilers next year. I feel like Brodin for Hall would have been a pretty comparable trade.
>>69380017
Its not bad except for larkin, like what the fuck bruh
>>69379852
Insanely shit list
>>69379852
>larkin
???
>mcdavid
Let's wait until he plays more than 45 ganes
Other than that not bad
>>69380292
>m-mcdavid is going to suck this year!
>>69380347
Please learn to read
>>69380368
>mcdavid can't be one of the best players because he hasn't played enough games
>so you think he'll get worse this year
>no
add me on bogamon
Soon. Revenge is coming
>>69380659
BOOOOHOOOO CROSBY IS CHEATING ;(((((
Columbus gonna be legit this year right
>>69380917
>torts
no
http://www.tsn.ca/the-john-tortorella-effect-1.416382
i hate the toronto maple leafs
>cody ceci reportedly wants 6 years at 5 million per
PFFFFFFFFFFT get the fuck out of here
i hate canadians
>>69381756
Defense market is inflated. If Klefbom is worth 4.5mil per season, then Ceci isn't far off that. 5mil is reasonable from that perspective. He could probably get that on the open market from some desperate team, potentially the oilers.
>>69382089
dont fucking respond to my posts faggot
>>69380917
>play in a div with Penguins, Caps, >rags, Isles, Devils, Flyers and Hurricanes
Nope. Every team in their div is better than them. They'd probably make the playoffs if they were in the Atlantic though.
>>69382127
Go get shot ya stupid burger.
>>69378692
25? nope, Montreal won in 1993
>>69382089
I think Ottawa learned their lesson with young defensemen who only look decent after what happened with Jared Cowen
what did he mean by this
OEL and tie domi to edmonton for mcdavid
holy shit boys
>>69380082
Brodin doesn't have a right hand shot, so that trade was never going to happen. Plus, Chiarelli wants big defenders, not manlets.
>>69382253
That womanlet in the red looks like the most insufferable person ever
>>69382297
holy shit
>>69378811
The Cansucks made it to the scf the year before, don't play it off like it was nothing.
The Habs also made it to the ECF in 2014, which is close enough to the SCF as far as the eastern conference goes.
>>69382297
Tie Domi retire back in the '90's. You're thinking of Max.
>>69382318
looks like samantha bee from the daily show. probably a libshit
