>Be Germany
>compete for 10 years on a top level
>Be under the best 4 in the last 6 tournaments
>Be World Champions in 2014
>Be the most consistent national team in the world
>Everytime we get kicked out, people complain
Why are we germans dissatisfied, with everything we do?
#firstneverfollows m8
Every country with a high competition standard is like this.
It's no mystery that people that come to expect success act like this when they lose, and it certainly didn't warrant a thread.
Because you're German mate, nothing short of perfect ruthless efficiency will suffice
When high levels of success are expected, the only thing that matters is winning
>>69373296
OH AY AHHH
>>69373296
>Gotze not in the pic
Good
>2014 was two years ago
>>69373296
Because if Löw wasnt such a colossal fucking faggot who fluked himself to a WC trophy, they would actually play good football.
I dont know if you noticed, but Germany is playing literal Tiki-taka last seen in 2010.
Possession football is cancer.
If he had played with Weigl, 4 in the back instead of a "dynamic 5" and with Götze/Draxler from the start, Germany would have won.
Lastly Ill add that the German bandwaggon has gotten out of control.
I remember visiting my family during the EC 2004 and noone gave a fuck about football. They all looked at me strangely.
Then suddenly 2006 Sommermärchen comes along and BOOOOOOM.
Women now want to be part of the bandwaggon and an excuse to fuck guys and get wasted in a fanmeile.
Fuck this shit.
Lastly, how anyone in their right mind can think that Boateng and Kimmich are good is beyond me.
because you've been disgusting pigs through all of history
>1)1954 World Cup - Hungary's team captain Ferenc Puskás, considered by many as the best player in the world in that time, was injured by German defender Werner Liebrich, Germany wins WC. 1 week earlier, Hungary had beaten Germany 8-3 and a doping scandal ensued after half the German team developed jaundice.
>2)1966 - England and Germany collaborately rig the word cup so they eliminate opposing teams using a ref fixing scheme. German Ref Rudolf Kreitlein officiated in the England vs Argentina QF, and English ref Jim Finney officiated in the Germany vs Uruguay QF. Both European sides were severe underdogs. In the Germany vs Uruguay game, the referee (who was Jim Finney, from England) had not recognised a handball by Schnellinger on the goal line and then had sent off two players from Uruguay: Horacio Troche and Héctor Silva. Germany later met England in the World Cup Final.
>3) 1970 - German's food poison English goalkeeper Gordon Banks. Germany ends up beating England in extra time.
>4) 1974 - Carlos Caszely of Chile became the first player in world cup history to be sent off with a red card in a group match against West Germany.
>5) 1974 - Bernd Hölzenbein of West Germany dives for a penalty after being down against Holland. Germany wins WC. Joao Havelange, who was FIFA President from 1974 until 1999 later states the world cup was rigged for Germany (host) to win.
>6)1982 - West Germany scored through a goal by Horst Hrubesch again Austria, seeing both teams to qualify for the next stage. West Germany aimlessly kicks the ball around for the next 80 minutes while the Spanish crowd yells "Fuera! Fuera!" ("Out!"). One German fan was so upset by his team's display that he burned his German flag in disgust. FIFA introduced a revised qualification system at subsequent World Cups in which the final two games in each group were played simultaneously due to the German's disgusting faggotry.
>7) 1982 - German keeper Harald Schumacher decapitates French player Patrick Battiston to prevent him from scoring. Battiston was knocked inconscious, suffered a fractured vertebrae,a broken jaw, and lost 2 teeth. The ref doesn't even award Schumacher a yellow card. Germany ends up beating France in penalties
>8) 1986- West Germany and Mexico draw 0–0 after extra time after 2 Mexico goals are disallwed. Germany wins in penalties.
>9) 1990- Germany player Rudi Völler taunts Holland's best player Frank Rijkaard to cause an altercation and get Rijkaard ejected from the game. Germany beats Holland.
>10) 1990- Germany dives untouched vs Czechoslovakia in the semi-final, the penalty secured a 1-0 win.
>11) 1990- Germany again dives for a 1-0 win against Argentina in minute 85. Argentina saw Roberto Sensini and Pedro Monzon with red cards during the match in what was deemed the worst final in history.
>12)1994- Germany dives against Bulgaria to salvage a quarterinal defeat with a penalty but Bulgaria holds on to see the Germans off 2-1
>13) 2002- German handballs not called against them in a match against USA. Germany ends up winning 1-0
>14) 2006- German player Miroslav Klose shatters Argentine Goalkeeper Roberto Abbondanzieri's ribs. Abbondanzieri is carted off. Germany scores on backup keeper Leonardo Franco to draw 1-1 and proceeds to win in penalties
>15) 2010- Germany cheats against England, disallowing a clear goal which would've leveled the score and changed the momentum of the game. Alas the goal is not recognized and Germany proceeds to beat England on counterattacks 4-1.
>2014: Argentine Forward Gonzalo Higuain is biolently kneed in the chin, an impact that can actually kill a person thanks to the tremors sent up to the brain [that is the reason any time it happens in UFC/MMA the guy is usually knocked out cold and the fight is stopped]. German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer does not receive a warning. Germany wins in Extra time.
>>69375804
Fuq off mate its not like we didnt see no 6) happen in other tournaments like 2004.
15) I dont exactly understand how it was Germany's fault that the Ref was trash. No player would have said that, If it was the other way around , no Englishman would have said that.
This tournament Germany wasn't helped, they reached the semis
Last tournament Germany wasnt helped, they won it.
Euro 2012 Germany wasnt helped , they reached the semis.
What the fuq is your point again.
>>69375652
>how can anyone think Boateng and Kimmich are good
impressive knowledge of football
>>69375652
>Lastly, how anyone in their right mind can think that Boateng and Kimmich are good is beyond me.
>boateng
literally the most complete CB in existence, fast, strong in any sort of tackles, great at opening plays, rarely fucks up
