>Fight Pass™ Main Card 10:00PM EST / 7:00PM PST / 3:00AM BST
5 Round Lightweight Title Fight
Rafael dos Anjos(c) (25-7-0) vs. Eddie Alvarez (27-4-0)
Heavyweight
Roy Nelson (21-12-0) vs. Derrick Lewis (15-4-0)
Welterweight
Alan Jouban (13-4-0) vs. Belal Muhammad (9-0-0)
Lightweight
Joe Duffy (14-2-0) vs. Mitch Clarke (11-3-0)
>Fight Pass™ Prelims 6:30PM ET / 3:30PM PT / 11:30PM BST
Welterweight
Mike Pyle (27-11-1) vs. Alberto Mina (12-0-0)
Lightweight
Mehdi Baghdad (10-4-0) vs. John Makdessi (13-5-0)
Bantamweight
Anthony Birchak def Dileno Lopes via split decision(27-30,29-28,29-28)
Bantamweight
Pedro Munhoz def Russell Doane via rd 1 Submission(Guillotine)
Bantamweight
Felipe Arantes def Jerrod Sanders via rd 2 verbal Submision(Armbar)
Lightweight
Gilbert Burns def Łukasz Sajewski via rd 1 Submission(Armbar)
Bantamweight
Marco Antonio Beltran def Reginaldo Vieira via rd 2 Submission(RNC)
Welterweight
Vicente Luque def Alvaro Herrera via rd 2 Submission(Anaconda choke)
Schaub is God
1st for me
>>69354627
Schaub is God
Baghdad should call himself the Caliph not the Sultan
OK ANONS LETS ANNOUNCE THE FIGHT, I NEED YOUR HELP, COMPLETE THE SENTENCE!
>"THIS FIGHTER IS ONE OF THE BEST POUND FOR POUND IN THE WORLD..."
>>69354655
>>69354657
Schaub bless you lads.
is that the dude from the boondock saints?
>"culinary arts degree"
>>69354678
a very athletic and explosive fighter
i want to like makdessi but he's so fucking stiff
Mudakessi is a fucking manlet. He should be at 135
Anyone else think Alvarez is just going to try and lay on RDA For 5 rounds?
>no /heem/ in the title
welcome newfriend
>>69354748
>heem for game threads
Hello newfriend
>DC trying to sign a release to fight Jones
eternal boy
>I'll sign a release, we can fight
>No
How do I get an ass like Makdessi?
>>69354757
>he didn't read the filename
Schaub Bless
>>69354746
go watch alvarez's fight against cerrone. i think RDA will fight like cerrone did but with even more intensity
is makdesi's corner a pooinloo
>>69354732
It's like he's stuck in the mud almost.
I wonder how Makdessi would do at 145
>>69354656
Fuck you.
>>69354789
Buy him a drink maybe?
>>69354788
UFC contracts, Zuffa would nuke their asses
>>69354748
post more rose
>>69354748
>That butt jiggle at the end
How many Gracies could you defeat in one night?
>>69354791
Schaub bless
webm of the anaconda?
>>69354837
Makdessi finger looks fucked up
>>69354851
not a single one t bh
Why is this fight so bad? I thought Arabs were supposed to be savages.
>>69354863
webm of all the submisions so far
woops
>>69354878
only in planes
>>69354851
Line 'em up one by one and I'll go through every last one in 3 hours max.
>>69354887
Zing
>>69354878
only when strapped with explosives
>>69354878
if you train them and give them american equipment maybe, on their own no
>>69354851
3000 gracies
>>69354837
Imagine if you got to have sex with either of them. Wow.
>>69354878
Religion of peace bro
The main card hasn't even started for this bum card and we're already on thread 3. Dreading to think what Saturday will look like. We'll have a bunker thread right fellas?
>>69354833
But why can't the UFC agree to this? Like if Cormier were to sign a legal document stating that he fully understands that Jones may be using PEDs and that he absolves the UFC of all responsibility for any injuries that he may suffer during the fight, why wouldn't the UFC press on with the fight?
>>69354878
it's ead lad
fuck im gonna miss rogan and eventually goldie
>>69354912
Directly after the fight?
>>69354837
>post more rose
this is her brother with rose's dog
>>69354912
Got to?
>imagine they force you to.
1000 suns
>>69354923
Cause it looks sleezy and nullifies the point of drug testing in the first place.
>>69354912
only if they're willing to fuck me with a strap on and call me a sissy boy and laugh at my penis
OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY
>>69354923
Because that's fucking illegal, and it would mean the UFC can't operate in the US anymore, no athletic comissions are going to allow events to be sanctioned if the UFC is going to overrule PED suspensions.
>>69354907
extremely underrated post
SPINNING SHIT INCOMING
>>69354912
why imagine when i can just remember....
>>69354923
NSAC, you goof. That's fucking illegal.
>>69354878
Wasn't it just Ramadan? They're probably both super malnourished.
>>69354952
>brother/sister sex banter
l-lewd
what's heem food of choice for ufc 200?
>ohh he's hurt
>better pull guard
ffs Baghdad why with the meme shit you can't do
>>69354912
imagine if you got to have sex ever
>>69354957
>nullifies the point of drug testing in the first place.
the point is to keep the sport clean and fair
dc actually wants to fight jon, not just because of the sport they're in
Did I mess up here?
>>69354966
Whatever floats your boat but I would have sex with their vaginas myself.
>>69354837
rose a cute
>>69354997
From TUF I don't believe baghdad is a muslim, I could be wrong though it's been a while
>>69355004
>>69354997
Ramadan usually leads to OVER EATING at night.
They may fast during the day, but they fucking binge their asses off at night.
>>69355006
Nachos are top tier but it's hard to find time to make them whilst the fight are on
They're not good to make for the prelims, more main card/late in the night food
>>69355004
she fucked up alex carceres
>>69355006
not even going to watch 200
>>69355019
yeah because you forgot Pyle
>>69355023
she used to be :\
>>69355019
yeah eddies gonna meme him
>>69355018
What's stopping two fighters from being juiced to the gills then showing up and saying, "Yeah give us that contract DC signed too, we just wanna fight for da fans xD"
>>69355033
how do you know this you infidel
>>69355063
the ufc
>>69355050
that's neil magny
>every remaining fight goes to decision
>>69355024
That's why he seemed familiar.
>>69355101
DON'T YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON US
>Go for meme arm bar
>Lose
>>69355043
theres something about that monster claw that just makes her 10x more slutty looking and makes my dick explode
fucking Illuminati got my dick all fucked up
>>69354837
ISIS on the retreat!
Piss decision incoming
10-10 third round?
>>69355018
USADA wouldn't allow it, states can ban you if you go against their regulations
SPICY
bretty good
Makdessi split dec
>>69355043
sitting next to her
>tfw no working mobile stream
Help me out spee, please ;_;
>>69355124
your mum is isis
>>69355133
dallas winston is in the UK?
Bagdad won that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaFygeknae8
>>69355014
Trust me I imagine it every day.
Ah shit I was going 29-28 Baghdad until the end there
28-28 draw incoming
How does Brock Lesnar pass USADA tests?
Draw
>>69355183
lol same
kek
>Go for meme arm bar
>Lose
>>69355006
Why is it that all the GOAT snacks for watching MMA are corn or part-corn?
1. Corn nuts
2. Doritos
3. Tortilla chips and salsa
4. Cheetos
5. Caol Uno
Robbed
Did the UFC fuck up by having 3 events in a row, wouldn't have been a smart move to have a few champs waiting to see if 200 needed backup instead of this weird clusterfuck?
>>69355174
guess again
>>69355209
Good taste
Just got back from wook lads, anything interesting happen yet?
bahgdad got bombed
Bagdad won that though
>>69355218
agreed
>>69355191
He's natty
>>69355218
That last round could have been scored either way
>>69355191
They just started testing his piss. They'll announce 2 weeks after the fight.
REMOVED
>>69355226
THAT'S A CANADA LITE, CAUSE AMERICA WON'T PAY ME NOTHING
bundabros ww@
Makdessi confirming that his enemy is his inner me
>>69355238
>james vick
>"Thank you guys for supporting MAA"
>$0.01 Sheckels have been added to your account
>>69355171
yep. called it:
Makdessi double jabs, one high and one low. Baghdad thwacks Makdessi with a clean left hook, causing him to waver unsteadily for a moment. Makdessi's spinning back elbow is blocked but he scores with another jab downstairs. Baghdad with another outside low kick. Counter right to the body lands for Makdessi, then a counter left to the head. Baghdad fires jabs while retreating. Makdessi answers with a kick and a ruthless medley of punches that rocks Baghdad, who falls onto his back yet smiles and waves Makdessi in. 10-10. I have it a 29-29 draw.
>>69355191
USADA got a pair of McGregor rolls in place of Brock's A and B samples.
LEFT HOOK
A
R
R
Y
>>69355238
I'm still blocked by this bitch lol
Glad he got knocked the fuck out recently
>>69355260
right here my dude
>>69355260
wherever i am, i must also bunda
heem bros for once im not ironic shitposting, its 3:30 and im pretty drunk and feel like im losing control of my life. reassure me that some of you are fuckups too and look for a sense of cameraderie online that escapes you in the real world. also that decision a shit
>my dad could beat up your dad, the face
You might say makdessi was the thief of bagdad ;)
>>69355318
Go to bed Federer
What is this "underground king" nickname meme, I've literally never seen anyone refer to Alvarez by that name ever.
"ONE OF THE GREATEST FIGHTERS"
Jesus christ they fucking say this about everyone
>>69355307
Bless lad
Who is that goddess?
>>69355318
go to bed bud
>>69355329
Is that the reem?
Also does Bisbongs kid have wonky eyes?
>>69355338
UFC trying to force a meme
You know what he was really called back in the day? The Bellashit Brawler.
>>69355329
bisping is SHOOK
also bisping's son got none of his dad's handsome lad looks
>>69355318
I'm actually pretty well off, and I frequently travel to Amsterdam and fuck pornstars and models.
Sorry, bro.
>...is one of the greatest fighters to have ever competed inside of the octagon
>...is one of the most exciting fighters to have ever competed inside of the octagon
When Rogan retires from the UFC we'll never even notice. They'll just edit all of his old footage together for each card promo.
>>69355318
I will hold you my friend.
Someone has hurt you,that much is true.
>but whom?
>>69355368
POST BISPING'S DAUGHTER WEBM
>>69355318
I'm 25 and only entering college education right now with fuck all experience so I'm there with you. You should hit the sack though my man.
>>69355348
Kathy Ferreira, her instagram is @kathyzworld I think.
>>69355361
Alan Belcher killed one of his eyes
>>69355260
can bisping see out of his right eye?
PYLE
>>69355329
>shook both their hands at the same time
That was alpha as fuck m8s
Pyle time! Who /quicksand/ here?
>>69355380
good goyim
>>69355380
Mature student? Wew lad you're lucky you're not one of the auld ones who do that
>>69355226
Does he train with GSP now? Why is Canada home to all the best white athletes?
>>69355318
gib some details so we can help better
this guy stole yoels nickname
>>69355187
That can't happen without a point deduction or two 10-8s and a 10-10 (triple unicorn scoring)
>>69355387
god damn that's a lotta bunda
>>69355376
>inb4 someone programs a Rogan simulator
FIGHT COMPANION
T-MINUS 30min
>>69355432
anyone who listen to fight cuckpanion is a cuck
Why the fuck did the UFC partner with USADA in the first place?
Now they're getting their events and stars fucked over left and right, half from failed drug tests and half from injuries that possibly wouldn't have happened or wouldn't have been as serious if the fighters were able to use HGH, steroids etc.
It's directly harming their business, and it's actually making the sport LESS legitimate in the eyes of casuals (ie the majority of the public). Casuals don't see all these PED busts and think "wow, this is such a clean sport now!". They think "holy shit, top fighters and champs are popping left and right? UFC is sleazy as fuck".
I just don't get it. Are they stupid? Did they not think USADA would be effective? Did they actually believe that the majority of their top fighters were clean? Lorenzo and Dana are obvious roiders themselves, so I have a hard time believing it's a moral issue.
>>69355411
Yeah, mature student but I'm hoping my degree is marketable enough (geomatic engineering).
>>69355448
#cucklife
BABY
>>69355281
LOL at that faggot's hyperstache...
i want cat to sit on my face
>>69355368
he could grow into it, still got a lot of pizza face clouding the issue
and should part his hair to other side like pops
>>69355456
what a cuck
>>69355458
I wonder what it looks like iwthout braids
>>69355027
looks like yolandi desu
>>69355427
>MAN THAT GUY HITS HARD
>MAN THAT GUY HITS HARD
>MAN THAT GUY HITS HARD
>>69355452
>Why the fuck did the UFC partner with USADA in the first place?
to "legitimize" the sport, same as their stupid reebok deal
>>69355448
Can anyone explain American flag's obsession with cucks?
WEBMS of HENDOS FAMILY and BISPINGS FAMILY CELEBRATING
I liked Pyle's last fight with Spencer, fun one
>>69355456
Sounds like it, in my course mature students in their 20s integrate really well, given that everyone is 20-23 besides them, enjoy it
oh you're a good trainer? Who have you trained?
>Forrest Griffin, Tyson Griffon the list could go on
>you'll never smell her acai hole
>>69355480
Literally bet I could paint the inside of your mouth with my fist
>posts from a country appearing on top for cuckholdry porn
let it go my friend
Shit, last fight on the prelims?
This Mina dude defeated Akiyama, fuck him!
too much bunda
>>69355513
He's had a tonne of good fights in this latter part of his career. Ever since his humiliation of Hathaway pretty much.
Dayum pyle is looking good, dat right hook is landing on the money. Is it true he better than GSP?
>>69355526
do your homework you blithering zilch
>Call it mixed martial arts
>Its kickboxing with wrestling and submissions
>>69355510
>>69355539
yes, rda is getting murdered in literally 2 bongs
>>69355318
>look for a sense of cameraderie online that escapes you in the real world
literally me
>>69355281
some guys mustache braids grazing you as you return to consciousness has to be the weirdest thing to process
>>69355553
Everyone knows Pyle is the real GOAT
someone post a nice face
>>69355543
Mina connected on Akiyama with some scorchers, surprised Akiyama was never really badly wobbled.
>>69355558
so you mean to tell me it mixes martial arts into one sport?
>>69355561
wewlad that bitch ain't english at all she's cute af
>another hue has soldier of god as their nickname
what a faggot
>>69355572
Matt Brown says it and I listen and believe, that man has been in more fire fights than Chris Kyle.
>>69355452
They're playing the long game. They want MMA to be a true mainstream sport like nighoop or handegg. They need to establish the UFC as a legitimate organization. That requires oversight from an organization like USADA.
I'm looking for a fighter. He's Latin American or Brazilian. I think he was on TUF LA. But he trains out of Japan. Help please.
>>69355592
That is a nice face
DAILY REMINDER
CANADA + ___???___ = CANUCK
>>69355609
>>69355592
This is my fetish
>>69355574
>be 40
>post USADA
>still whooping ass
if he didn't have that ugly rat tail i might actually like pyle
>>69355557
I suppose if it's gotten me further than you at this point. Did you have to drop out? Couldn't afford it? Mom and Dad not supportive enough? :)
>>69355491
>JUST...LIKE...THAT
>RIGHT...ON...THE BUTTON
>HE'S HURT
>HE'S HURT
>HE'S HURT
what are the chances GAT supplements sponsored JJ with tainted products
>>69355601
Football and basketball are significantly less intensely drug tested than the UFC currently is though
>>69355610
adan
damn, looked like he was slept there
>>69354867
>tfw you will never be uncle badtouch that pushes rose to learn martial arts so she could defend herself from your future drunken raging boner advances
Pyle getting picked apart
>>69355121
Seeing PvZ get beat up was kinda hot.
Every Mike Pyle fight
>Round 1
>get almost heem'd
>>69355634
you're literally working to getting a certificate so you can become a wageslave and i made enough money to retire at 21, you're a fucking retard and a nobody and i have 70 million dollars kill yourself
>>69355652
>you will never be a chinless failed cagefighter swooping in to enjoy the fruits of a bad childhood and then teaching her to become a cagefighter for a laugh
what does it feel like to break your nose?
>>69355574
>>69355652
Kill yourself.
>>69355604
hes fighting right now
he trains out of hong kong
>>69355654
Not even. Are you too dumb to notice the truth? Pyle for prez you cock block.
>>69355643
They're already established sports. MMA isn't there yet. This is part of the spirt's growing pains.
Once fighters have adjusted to the new rules and have figured out what they can get away with, we'll see much less of this shit.
>>69355686
JDIMSA
>>69355643
well there are like 70 fucking people and 17 people on each team
logistically it's exponentially harder to test everyone with the same stringency as a 1v1 combat sport
and when scandals get big enough in those sports they crack the whip to 'look tough' the same way
>it's an overhand right into the takedown episode
>>69355696
Like trying to breath through your mouth only worse and it hurts.
>>69355696
Like a bag of sand
>>69355574
>>69355574
>>69355696
it feels like salty coins and taste like bags of sand
HEEM SLEEPY
>>69355678
Sounds legit.
HEEM SLEEPY
>>69355736
>logistically it's exponentially harder to test everyone with the same stringency as a 1v1 combat sport
THIS IS AMERICA, SPEAK AMERICAN
NONE OF THAT FANCY WANCY BULLSHIT HERE BUDDY
>>69355678
>300k starting
Did Mina attempt some sort of spinning kick before Pyle got up lol
HEEEM
HEEM SLEEEEEEEP
FLYING MEME
HEEM SLEEPY
knew it I regretted my pyle pick as soon as I made it. Fuck me
wtffff
just fuck up my picks senpai
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
did the B sample come back yet
HEEM SLEEPY
OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HEEEM SLEEPY
>I am the son of the living god
wew lad
