My wife says I have a good ass...
I'm extremely hairy. I yell at my dad every time I see him for passing it down. It pretty much connects from the top of my head to my toes with a nice upper-body sweater/track jacket type of thing. My knuckles aren't that hairy, but that's about it.
I'm shaved right now. The chest is good, the back is pretty solidly shaven.
The back hair doesn't get all that long, it's just really thick. So if I don't keep it shaved once a week, it's a problem and it could take two hours. And my wife's got to do it, so it's her problem. I told her we just need to buy a laser hair removal machine because it would take three or four years and probably 50 sessions to get rid of it. So I think a machine would probably pay for itself.
>>69354168
Rags thread.
>LPM (lels per meme)
>wLPM (weighted lels per meme)
>wMAA (weighted memes above average)
>wMC (weighted memes created)
>wMC+ (Weighted memes created above average, general and board-adjusted)
wMC= (((wLPM-/sp/ wLPM)/wLPM Scale)+(/sp/ Memes/(You)s))*(You)s
wMC+ = (((wMAA/(You)s + /sp/ Memes/(You)s) + (/sp/ Memes/(You)s – /mlb/ Memes/(You)s))/ (/mlb/ wMC/(You)s))*100
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPT
i just want a thicc A's gf, bros
dat Marte catch
>>69354295
>that
>thick
Mets
>>69354372
>that face
>attractive
rags exposed
>>69354414
would trade thicc A's qt for blonde bae nun
what the fuck is wrong with his pinky toe?
>shitscobar
So is he literally the best Manager in baseball history at this point. Even when he has a third of his team injured on a rotating basic. HE STILL FINDS A WAY TO WIN SOMEHOW? HOW CAN HE BE SO BASE, /SP/? He should have been MOTY like 5 years in a row.
>>69354416
she is glowing shitlord
>>69354472
he's not even the best manager in FRANCHISE history
Is it true someone died at Wrigley?
>>69354543
Hard to beat the GOAT tho
Poor Jose Quintana
>>69354557
tens of thousands in attendance for 77 to 81 games a year for 102 years, I wouldn't be surprised if it's happened at some point
>>69354557
injured
>>69354557
i died and went to heaven when i had the buffalo bleu cheese tater tots
then i died again waiting in line for a piss troth after the temperature dipped 40 degrees in an hour
No Ms Royals gamethread?
shame
![Cmza_oiUsAAsmgo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/293NT9Y.jpg "Cmza_oiUsAAsmgo[1].jpg")
>cusb fans are starting to kill themselves
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UO
>>69354859
>>69354847
And this /mlb/ is why I never drink alcohol at a ball park.
>>69354931
>not drinking all you can during a rain delay
what a loser
>>69354472
Who are Connie Mack, Walter Alston, Casey Stengle, and John McGraw?
>>69354963
>Dying as opposed to waiting two hours
Wooooooooow
>>69354847
>>69354859
had to have been intentional to clear the basket like that
>>69354931
TO BE FAIR
if you drink so much that you fall out of your seat and even platform then you deserve to die
>>69354931
> i'm poor
>Coco ejected for throwing bat near ump's feet
>>69354847
>>69354859
How the fuck does that even happen? It's not like you can just accidentally fall over from the seats onto the field
>>69354985
>drink one or two beers
>die
what are you, 12?
>>69355042
Ms Royals thread
>>69355048
there's even a fence to catch you
also he's not wearing pants
>>69355056
Fuck you cuck
>>69355056
Fuck off Alcohol
>>69354859
>>69354847
>Another drunken moron gets into trouble and this time even dies
Why don't they just ban beer at games already?
Who /54 wins/ here?
>Are we ever going to go inside the park, anon?
>>69355035
Vid where
>>69355222
>Why don't they just ban beer
I mean, I guess I'd still go. Fuck that however.
>>69355224
unfortunately if the Cubs beat the barfs >we no longer technically have the best record
>>69355222
How are they supposed to make money if they can't sell you massively overpriced beer?
>>69355231
I will , after I stomp your head in
>>69354859
curse of the dead drunk fuck.
>>69355222
>ban beer
Allahu ackbar, my friend
>>69354859
>>69354847
Worlds biggest bar strikes again
Tenner says he wasn't even there to watch the game, just booze up like all the other Cubs """""fans"""""
> all this booze shitposting
wew lads. new god damn low
>>69355309
That's not very nice anon. Why would you do such a thing?
https://securea.mlb.com/mlb/events/all_star/y2016/home_run_derby/challenge/
>>69355322
Sounds like a massive waste of money. If he just wanted to drink so bad why bother going to Wrigley?
>>69355224
>>69355352
>Adam Duvall
Fucking who?
>>69355322
This so much. Cubs fans only go to Wrigley to drink and get drunk off their ass. They don't even know what's going on in the field. Trust me I live in Lakeview.
My theory is he drunkenly was dancing on the edge of the table, fell, and hit the edge of the basket as he fell
>>69355383
Casual please leave
FUCK
I'm watching the Astros game and they just posted Pepe on the screen. I wish I had DVR
>>69355352
If they're going to invite shitters who couldn't even make the ASG, it should really only be 1 guy and only from the home team of where the game is being played
>>69355383
> i follow my team on twitter and that's all i need to know about baseball!
>>69355383
>not knowing the kid the giants traded away for MIKE LEAKE
>>69355401
Ban drunken idiots from baseball
>>69355401
but that's now where he even fell, if you look at this pic
>>69354859
Surprised more idiots don't die every year at any sort of sporting event
Rip drunko cubbo
>>69355353
Because retards gonna retard
>>69355551
They have these things called cup limits at civilized sporting venues.
That guy was probably so drunk that if he didn't die there, he would have died anyways later in a DUI.
>>69355353
Because of the social cache.
Getting fucked up at Wrigley is more popular than watching the baseball game
>>69355508
no one would be at wrigley then!
>>69355056
He could be on anti-depressants.
Because you know, they over diagnose shit and hand them out like candy to make big pharma happy.
They make 2 beers hit you like 10 beers
>he hasn't been massively crossfaded at his hometown team's ballpark
Missing out virgins
>>69355615
>>69355605
>cubs """""""""""fans"""""""""""
>>69355659
I cannot do that. It has to be one or the other, if both I just die.
>>69355659
At least I'm alive and not falling headfirst into warning tracks 40 feet below.
>>69355659
doing both gets me way too fucked up, its not even enjoyable
well i guess its enjoyable if you like falling asleep in random places
>>69355353
This so much. Last I checked Wrigley Field is a baseball stadium home of the Chicago Cubs baseball team, not a bar.
james paxton has 46 pitches through 6 IP
>>69355535
then I think he wanted to see if he could stand on the wall (he couldn't), and fell forward, hitting the basket at his waste and tumbled a couple times before landing
I suppose it could've been a suicide attempt, but even then that's only like a 9 foot fall. You'd think he would've tired jumping from the top of the bleachers onto the sidewalk below
>>69355353
it sounds like you've never been to wrigley.
most of the people there are either trashed tourists or trashed big 10 alumni
>>69355777
Check again
>>69355797
does it count if its against one of the shittiest teams in baseball?
>>69355777
checked
>>69355659
>Getting high and sitting in a wall enclosed structure surrounded by tens of thousands of people
Fuck that, even if I drink that's a panic attack waiting to happen. I'd definitely have a few beers though
>>69355596
> a red line stop literally 100 feet from the entrance
> implying anyone drives home from a cubs game
oh, so you have no fucking clue what you're talking about. got it
>>69355707
>>69355710
>>69355757
>>69355908
lolol, fucking NERD ALERT
>>69355908
Be more comfortable with yourself. Nobody cares enough about you to judge you, and fuck those that do.
Watching baseball baked makes it so much better.
>>69355970
>DUDE IM 16 AND LIFE IS ALL ABOUT GETTING FUCKED UP XDD
I used to get wrecked and smoke and drink all the time. It gets old, weed is for faggots
>>69355970
I've been there done that and my heart was probably permanently damaged. I never felt it beat so hard it was scary.
>>69356049
Ain't nothing wrong with smoking a joint every now and then anon.
>>69355970
t. Cubs """"""""fan"""""""""""""""
>>69356113
This thread is just full of lonely faggots that never had fun.
So what's that thing that dudes out on the ends of their bats when they're on deck to bat? What's the purpose of it?
>>69356183
Have you ever played any kind of organized baseball?
>>69356183
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball_doughnut
>>69356159
Nah, I had fun once. I hated it
>>69356159
post your age/uni, I'll start
20/concordia
>>69356049
>>69356062
>>69356146
i cannot reiterate strongly enough...fucking nerd alert
i knew /mlb/ was bad, i didn't know you spergs were THIS bad
christ on fire
DUDE
>>69356222
Nope, that's why I'm asking
>>69356270
STRIKE
>>69356236
21
Marquette university
>>69356270
HENNESSY
Royals
>>69356236
>age/uni
Everyone here is some fag still in college.
>>69356288
RING
>>69356268
>he says as he sits on /sp/ shitposting and fishing for (You)s
Kek
>>69356300
That's not true. I'm a single dad with 2 kids.
>>69356359
Some of us have jobs and can't get fucked up in the middle of the week. Come friday and Saturday I don't stop drinking.
Chapman fucking shit up
>>69356392
okay....? I used to drink all the time until I realized I was paying money to kill myself slowly and dull my senses for no reason. Do you think drinking means you have a life or something?
James Paxton 57 pitches through 7 IP
>That fucking finish
>Ryus first pitch is a lead off HR
My fucking sides
This is the guy DG was hyping up when he came back?
>>69356522
Holy shit
>>69356495
> I realized I was paying money to kill myself slowly and dull my senses for no reason
lol, enlighten us some more, your holiness
>>69356522
fucking how
>>69356522
>Roylels
>>69356572
they're swinging at fucking everything and lots of DPs
>indians lost
>tigers about to lose
>royals about to lose after 70 pitches
>>69356572
4 double plays
>>69356572
how? only 2 strikeouts and 5 base runners (4 of which were retired on double plays)
>>69356570
That's it. Just got old for me after a while. I'll drink every once in a blue moon but that's it. I don't enjoy it as much anymore. I just don't understand why you think drinking alcohol is some indicitor of having a fulfilling life or something
>>69356570
>>69356641
I go out, talk to drunk chicks at the bar, try to score, chill with my bros. I have a good time.
so /sp/, what are your least favorite teams?
Nelson Cruz's homer just took out the ISS
>>69356694
>try to score
>try
Even when you shitpost you admit you cant get any?
>>69356694
Damn, you must be pretty cool
>>69356752
Really wasn't shit posting. To say it's 100% successful would be a lie. But from time to time it works. I'm batting like .250ish
>he doesn't smoke spliffs after work and watch baseball
Casuals and lames the lot of you
Allahu Akbar
>>69356774
You sound miserable and lonely.
>working
>drinking
>smoking
>girls
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD
>>69356725
Analslime
>rags
ntiggers
>>69356641
> I just don't understand why you think drinking alcohol is some indicitor of having a fulfilling life or something
i don't know why you think anybody said that, or why you think you're such a superior specimen for not drinking. i think you have a god complex my dude
>rags
>thought the curse wasn't real
>all tiki had to do was apologize
>it's too late
>rags
>>69356796
subtract roofies and fatties and recalculate that average
>>69356829
>>69356857
shouldnt you be emptying a piss bottle?
>>69356877
I don't think I'm superior for not drinking, I just said I'm not a fan of it anymore, but I'll still have a couple of beers every few weeks-month. It used to be my favorite thing to do for a while. Just think it's stupid to act like someone's a square because they don't drink very often
no windians
>implying Jake Goat isn't worthy of the final vote
>>69356984
>Team
>"- - -"
KEK
>>69356879
>implying fatties and roofies don't count
>>69356987
He is, but so is everybody besides Story
>Indins lose
>Tiggers lose
>Roylels lose
Praise Jobu
>>69357042
>Royals lose
not just yet
>>69356965
It's not that you're a square for not drinking, you sound like a square cause the 2 of you acted like condescending dicks about it.
>The Walgreens Pharmacys
K-Rod this is a really close game, but we don't need you
>the city of Brad Ausmus
>>69357093
You are correct, anon.
>>69356965
> it's stupid to act like someone's a square because they don't drink very often
dude you're the one passing judgment, zoom out and take stock of your life
>Cusb 2-4 against the Barves, 4th
>Rags down 0-4 against the T___s, 6th
How does this keep happening
>>69357096
I mean, if someone wants to be a condescending dick I guess I'll respond like a condescending dick, that's all
>>69357182
it's almost as if...baseball has a 162 game season!
>>69357182
>2-4
???
mariners please
why didn't you turn that easy double play
>>69356774
t. gold karma redditor
>>69357182
>>69357208
0-2, 4th inning
I'll kill myself now
>>69357182
thatsbaseball.exe
Cubs saying the fan intentionally jumped, trying to get onto the field
The Jays train rolls on
>>69357182
Both teams being cursed probably doesn't help
>>69357256
calling someone a nerd does not equate to calling someone a dependent alcoholic, but nice falsity, ass-for-brains
>Doyers
>>69357375
I didn't call anybody a dependent alcoholic. Nice lie though
>NATIONALS
fuck the slide rule desu
>>69357420
>>69357375
both of you shut the fuck up
>lastros
pussies
>Washitton Natshitnals
>the shitty of d.c
>>69357493
where do i find a qt As gf in toronto
>>69357661
As friendly gay bar
>Mariners
Wow
>memeiners
w
e
w
Apologize right the fuck now
think its time we brought this back
>2.0
let's be real, we all knew the nats were going to start choking the division away at some point, right?
>memenerds
suck it
hahahahahahahahHh
reminds me of the time Quintana went 8 innings about 75 pitches, 0 R, and he was taken out for the 9th and the sox lost
I FUCKING HATE YOU CISHEK
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
WASTING THAT PAXTON PERFORMANCE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69357661
a's/jasy series?
>>69357042
I told you, you fucking jinxed the Ms faggot
>FERNANDO CISHEK
>STEVE RODNEY
THE RIDE NEVER FUCKING ENDS
The rags and cubes are literally both losing to the two worst teams in baseball right now. Now, this wouldn't be that hilarious unless you realize how bad they've already been choking recently
>>69357794
Hey it's not my fault Cishek is garbage
>>69357793
oh fuck thats a week from now, what do i do, what do grils from oakland like?
How the fuck has Familia converted 31/31 saves, yet none of his outings are 1-2-3. I swear, a walk or two hits every single time.
>>69357739
15 pitches
2 strikes
>>69357786
>WASTING THAT PAXTON PERFORMANCE
Shut the fuck up fat man
Striking out 3 n giving up 2 runs over 8 innings of work is not a """"performance""""
That is LUCK
FOH
>randers losing to the twins
>>69357761
I thought they had the hitting to carry them desu
Fuck the Mariners
I hate this team so much, why do I keep putting myself through this?
Cano is the only good player in the team, the rest are either slightly above average or shit
>>69355797
>>69355797
>>69355797
>mariners are 2-12 in the last 14 1-run games
Nast fans are you realizing now that you're choking the division away again
>>69357873
Tell them you miss the '06 hyphy movement.
>rags
>2 hits
>0 runs
>t___s
>this humidity
>>69357922
shoulder/elbow
elbow
elbow
good
fat
>>69356618
whos team is this?
>>69357915
Nelson Cruz isn't "slightly above average", he's good
>It's a Mariners lose 10 road games on the bounce episode
>It's a Mariners lose 12 of the last 14 1 run game episode
Is there a worse team in baseball to support?
>>69358042
He's is good tbf just in a bad slump right now, and is getting on in age
>>69357980
kek this unbelievable asshurt
how'd your #1 prospect do against "fat" tonight?
>>69358044
dunno why you even chose seattle mate. shoulda known what you were getting yourself into
>Brad Ausmus didn't want to use K-Rod in 4-out situation. "If he was 25 maybe. I'd rather not do it too often." #Tigers.
WHAT THE FUCK BRAD
>RAGS
>tolleson at it again
>rags
>the tire fire that is their bullpen
>0-6
>RAGS
>>69358118
I made a huge mistake but it's too late I'm trapped forever, I like baseball too much
>>69358101
Giolito
3.2 IP 4ER
Bartolo the Hutt
4.2IP 6 ER
>>69358157
>>69358157
Wow and I thought gibbons was bad.
>>69358194
Right now you just know regret.
Soon enough you'll know hopelessness
Then comes the existential despair
>>69357761
yep
they could still win it over us in the end, I'm that overconfident/arrogant, but they aren't going to run away with it like some people thought
either way, both teams are way better than the marlins
is Kepler elite, will the big strong europeans notice us
>Walgreens BTFO
>the dumpster fire known as theTexas rangers bullpen
thank you based crying man
>>69358196
>3.2 IP
aahhahaha
and who won tonight? can't seem to remember that myself
>>69358238
This is my 3rd season, and I'm an Arsenal supporter... I'm already used to ii
>despite being 8 games under .500, the Colorado Rockies are sleepers to win an NLWC spot this season
Cap this.
>0-7
>Ragsu
>>69358295
Kek, how bout no
>he fell for the meme Coors boosted stats of the Rockies lineup
>>69358295
'no'
>>69358295
> the Colorado Rockies are sleepers to win an NLWC spot this season
>>69358274
season series so far
Nats 6
mest 4
Standings
1 Nats
2 mest
>rags
>0-8
>rasg
No wait
>0-NINE
>RAGIGULOUS
>>69358377
nope sorry I was looking for the score of the game tonight, guess you don't have it
can anyone tell me who won the mets-nationals game tonight?
>doyers pitching
>RAGS
reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6ZXtjflIg4
>>69358295
I thought they were a sleeper like a week ago, but then they lost a few in a row and am not so sure anymore. I think it's possible though
>>69358377
How the fuck can Nationals fans feel confident after what happened last year? You were overwhelming World Series favorites, and the Mets were the team that won the division, then beat Kershit and Greinke in the NLDS, then swept into the World Series. Meanwhile the Bruce Herpes have still never won a playoff series.
The Nationals have no advantage right now other than the fact that they had a better and healthier start to the season.
>>69358424
win one game
lose the season
Hey the Royals won a game
>getting shut out by the Barfs
It's like the cusb didn't want to live deliciously
>>69358466
Is that a AAA team?
>>69357955
Oh and black guys.
so if you're muslim, you're almost there
>>69358462
so basically the Nationals after scherzer's no no last year? sounds about right, at least you guys were in first for a while huh
>>69358428
It's not possible. They'd have to go like 50-28 the rest of the season to have a chance, which obviously won't happen
>RAGS
>>69358295
The NL is too top heavy
If they were in the AL then maybe
>>69358520
didn't the nats just sweep the mest 30-0 a week ago?
>losing 9-0 to the Twinkies
>rags
>>69358588
>at home
>while surrending 17 hits
>>69358579
harvey starts don't count
