That kid thread
>That kid who owned the ball so chose the best players for his team
>That fat kid who always played goalie
>That kid who thought he was a Ronaldo and constantly went for the skills
>That kid who just stood upfront looking for tap ins
>That kid who wanted to dribble his way to goal from one end to the other
>That pace whore kid
>Tfw too autistic to play anything as a kid
>Not being the tall kid who played centre back but was also the pacebabby
Step it up.
>>69349550
>>That fat kid who always played goalie
Hi.
I was always the goalie even tho I wasnt fat. I liked saving shots and shit
>>69349550
>that kid who stepped into a broken beer bottle and sliced up his foot and everything becomes a blurr of crying, blood and other kids trying to bandage him with chewing gum wrapper
That was the moment when I always went home to play snes.
>that one kid who was always raging and yelling at everyone but played like complete shit.
>>69349773
Are we doing sports injuries now?
Does slipping while climbing over a 12 foot spiked fence and impaling my chest with the spike count as a sports injury if the fence was around a football pitch I was trying to get into?
>>That kid who just stood upfront looking for tap ins
yep, pretty much me
>>69349925
Was this pitch in a prison or something?
>that kid who only shin checked in field hockey
>that kid who always punched as hard as he could when you were supposed to be sparring and working on technique
>that fucking kid who kicked your ball down the blacktop in knockout
>that kid who tied his flag in flag football
the last one was me
>That kid who brought his sisters softball bat
What did he mean by this?
>>69350052
It's a school playground. Consisted of a full sized pitch, 100m of track down the side of the pitch and then a big standard playground area below the pitch.
>That kid who always kicked you in the shins not because he was a dick but because he was shit and didn't know how to tackle the ball.
He learned fast not to do that.
>>69349550
they play football in america ?
>That one kid who thought he was a playing manager
>>69349550
>That kid who always screamed the name of some Real Madrid attacker when he scored
>That kid who always screamed Buffon everytime he prevented a goal
They both were russian
>That kid who told his parents when you fouled them and they told your parents
>That one kid who didn't have a gf
>That aggressive smackdown vs raw fat fuck in defense
>>69349550
>americans
>playing soccer willingly.
you must have been too shit at real sports and had to play povertyball instead.
>>69350525
That was me
>>69349550
>that kid who always was Mr. Irrelevant when drawing teams
>>69350227
>>69350705
literally every child in america plays soccer. i have no idea where this meme comes from
>that kid who would yell at you if you were too good
>>69352618
> that kid who got mad you hit a ground rule homer by his shitty ground rules
god damnit, marcus. if you don't want me to hit it to the other field's dirt, don't throw me the same fucking pitch over and over again
>>69349550
>that kid that went for the ball with autistic motivation
Hello
>>69349550
>That pace whore kid
That be me
Also
>that skinny guy who played very good but was worthless because he was all the time in the ground.
>that kid who quit the team because he couldn't win
>That kid who was too scared to catch pop flies
>that kid who lose get mad and take his ball home with him
>that kid who always push the other kids
>the super tall guy in the goal
>that fat kid who ended up being the best player
>Those fucking kids that never came to play for your team and thus made always play undermanned making the team lose 5000-1
Fucking why
>>69353711
> yfw this kid was the same one who picked grass in the outfield, weighed 150 lbs. in elementary school, and only played because his redneck nascar-american father wanted to live out his idle fantasies
>that kid who would miss the ball on purpose to kick the opponents
>that kid playing goalie that in goal kicks could never ever raise the ball up off the ground more than a few inches and could never get it past midfield so all the goal kicks had to be taken by a defender that was equally shit at it
>>69349773
Some kid fell on a metal propeller shard from some model plane. Cut him up good.
> the tiny kid who always got knocked over by running into bigger kids from the other team while trying to get the ball
Reporting.
>that kid who thought he was Allen Iverson and did terrible crossovers and lost the ball every possession
>>69351038
Every kid because it was simple to play. As they grow up they move on to other sports.
>>69354078
Football, soccer, and basketball, and kickball are the quintessential playground sports. Hockey and Baseball require too much equipment.
>>69354066
> the tiny white kid who thought he was black and talked like a hoodrat to try and impress people
>>69351038
why are you so shit then mate?
>>69349550
>that kid who always showed up in full official gear
>>69354240
because most of the kids move on from it
>that one kid who never passes the ball
fucking hate ballhogs
>>69354240
Soccer in America is seen as a sport for women and children, like field hockey.
>that kid whose father thought he was the mánager and yelled at every other kid, making him hated among his team mates
>>69354240
people grow out of it. real football is better
>>69349769
Stfu. You just wanted to be able to pick your boogers in peace
>>69354240
Well I guess they would at least beat your joke of a national team at the moment lad.
>that kid that ate too much before baseball practice and shit his pants in the outfield
His dad picked him up and made him ride home in the back of the truck. Thanks for the keks martin
>>69354333
One of my classmates in primary school had a father who was almost like that, except he would yell only at his own son during the entire match.
- Run FAST! You have to be FASTER!
- HEAD! Use your HEAD!
- Dribble now! C'MON!
It was entertaining at first, then it got annoying.
>>69354240
most of us stop playing around 10 or so. the perception is that it's a child's game
>that kid who only played well when there were no crowds to watch him
>>69354493
you guys don't have baseball dads (or baseball moms)...you don't know annoying
>that kid that only knew how to control the ball and pass
I hate playing with my friends because my skill becomes shit when my teammates are shit.
>>69354493
yeah, I know that feeling, since that kid was me.
I want to believe that was the reason I was never invited to parties of my football mates, or didnt had any football friend to that matter
>>69354556
Greentext your story then lad
>>69354646
there are four million of them. anybody who played knothole past U11 has ptsd from baseball dads. wouldn't want to cause any suicides in here
>that kid who intentionally hit batters when pitching
never got ejected
don't crowd the fucking plate
>>69354761
> that kid who thought major league principles applied to fucking knothole
there's a reason nobody came to your fucking sleepovers, jeremy
>>69354803
casual detected
>that kid that did a diving header on concrete around the other kids and got 8 boots to the face
that kid was me
>that kid that was captured by the local priest and came back with a troubled face after a couple of hours
>The kid who would join his first league at 15+ years old, after everyone else had been playing for many years
Always wondered what the fuck motivated someone to join a league when everyone else was miles beyond them. This was the worst in hockey when you had an 18 year old who could barely skate, let alone shoot.
>that teacher who wouldn't let us say the words "Smear the Queer" but still let us play it.
>That kid that everyone acknowledged was shit but decided that he's super good at side throws so he had to always throw every one of them
can you feel my pain?
>>69349550
>that asshole that knifed the ball if it landed on their lawn (or broke their window)
>that dog that would kill the ball if it landed within bite distance
>>69350214
That was me and all the other white people
Difference between me and them was they stopped playing because bullying and they were weak ass Bitches, while I got taller and kept doing kicking them in the ankles
Life of a defensive midfielder call me Roy fucking Keane
>>69350305
>That kid who told his parents when you fouled them and they told your parents
worst kind
>that kid who thought he was hot shit but had to handball it to beat you
>then makes fun of you for claiming it was a handball
>game continues
>That fat kid who always played goalie
That was me even before I got fat as a preteen.
What formation did you play with lads?
What role?
>that kid that was shit at handling the ball, thus the eternal aggressive defender / goalie / cockblocker
Anyone else was really good at his sport when young?
I started football at 7 and carried my team in every club. From age 10 onward my parents stopped moving around the country so I sticked to one club, coach moved me to defense because I could defend and still run the field to score. I was a little cocky shit and just dribble & run the whole way alone, at some point he made me ask for permission to score.
I got tired of it eventually, at 13 we had this "big" local tournament, in the finals he said I didn't have to ask anymore, so I scored 3. I was allowed to keep the team's cup for 3 week at home, but I never returned to the club, still have the cup to this day.
Those were the days
>>69351038
not true in the slightest. you must live in Seattle or something. here in the northeast kids play baseball and basketball.
>that kid who forgot to wash out the smegma on penis inspection day
(it was me ;_;)
>>69349550
>That kid who thought he was a Ronaldo and constantly went for the skills
>That kid who wanted to dribble his way to goal from one end to the other
>That pace whore kid
These three were all in one kid: pacewhoring from his own door to the penalty area, meets an actual defender, tries dribble, ball stolen easy as fuck. He did it all the fucking time. Every fucking time.
>Ilario
More like hilarious.
>>69349976
Nice brokovski. Same here. With the exact same thing I became top scorer at four of the eight school tournaments I played.
Only a few guys saw how shit I was and all the normies thought I was talented. My best friend was actually a decent winger and just used to put the ball on my head or foot to tap it in. Thank God there was no offside!
> Mfw other classes went "fuck its 9c in the quarters! No way we can beat them with that guy in front!"
>that kid who tried to make legit tactics for his team but everyone ignored him
>all this soccer bullshit
let's talk REAL schoolyard sports, like kickball
>that kid who always insisted that he get another pitch because "it was too bouncy"
>that kid who always kicked sky-high pop-ups because he thought hitting with the top of your foot straight-on was the right way to kick it
>that kid who always "bunted" by tapping to the left
>that kid who thought his arm was so strong that he could nail kids trying to score from the outfield (raises hand)
>that fat kid who always kicked infield grounders and couldn't get halfway to first before he was out
>that kid who INSISTED on throwing fastballs at runners and always hit them in the head/boobs/ass (yeah, girls played at our school, too)
>tfw we couldn't find the playground ball so we had to use a shitty soccer ball instead
>>69364328
>9c
that's where they put all the catholics at my school
>>69362149
goalie. fat fuck here
![at-first-i-was-like-and-then[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4VRxbcB.jpg "at-first-i-was-like-and-then[1].jpg")
>that fat kid who was too out of shape and lazy to run around but had fucking perfect feet and would pinpoint laser passes str8 to your foot anywhere on the field and shoot free kicks like fucking Juninho
mfw he actually got his shit together got into a national youth league team
mfw he had a bike accident and he wrecked both legs and a hand
>>69351038
where the fuck are you from?
i'm mid-atlantic and only the athletic girls play soccer. athletic guys tend to play either baseball or football. athletic black people play basketball.
>>69364406
also, wall-ball/butts-up
>that kid who always stayed close to the wall to intercept people's throws and get them out
>that kid who always pegged the girls in the ass
>that kid who "accidentally" dropped the ball so he could show off his speed (points to self)
>that kid that constantly threw it on the roof and so we'd ask the janitor to get it and the bastard never would
good times though
>>69354261
And sucked
> That poor kid that had to make up stories about his boots (brothers championship gear from 1999) because he didn't want the others to know that they were from a thrift shop
me :(
>>69364408
Not around here. Where u from, brudi?
Süddeutschland hier
>that kid who calls for a golden goal when the other team is behind and its getting dark
>>69364567
berlin
did they put all protestants in one class where you're from?
>>69364614
Nah.
We were always quite mixed
>>69364654
i think they did it because catholics got a couple more public holidays than the rest of the students
>that kid who got knocked the fuck out by a head clash
Happened on a Tuesday afternoon, I have no memory of anything between Sunday night and Wednesday morning.
>>69354018
Fucking hell this was me. Short passes all game if I was in goal.
>that kid who was shit but refused to be the gk
>that kid thinking he was zidane but failed every trick
>that kid who kicked everyone who tried a trick on him
I was that last one tbqh kek
>that kid who lacked any discernible but had a legitimate rocket of a left foot
We used to hide him at defensive midfielder and play for cheeky frees all game. No one wanted to be in the wall.
>that kid that would injure his teammates if they didn't pass the ball to him
Fuck you Jelle, fucking cunt, couldn't play for 3 months.
>that kid that would never retrieve the ball after shooting it wide
>that kid that would never admit his defeat in a game where the loser has to stand in goal bent over backwards and the rest can shoot at his ass (is this a thing outside Netherlands?)
>that tall kid that was shit at headers
last one was me
>>69365000
>(is this a thing outside Netherlands?)
yes
>that kid who got in my way
>>69365000
>(is this a thing outside Netherlands?)
We had entire kicking techniques worked out to find the most painful way to do it.
In a couple of games, we even had some old ass, super rough old ball we used for that objective. It had brambles attached on it and shit.
Good times.
>>69350052
British schools are effectively glorified prisons
>>69349925
>Get drunk
>Start shit in a pub
>Get my face smashed in by some caveman
>Can't play next day
I was a cunt when I was younger 2bh lads.
>that kid that calls the teacher "mum" by accident
>that kid who farts aloud and gives no fucks about it
Based Nicholas, your lack of shame was admirable
>>69349550
>that kid who would go drink water or to the bathroom and never come back fucking the teams
My retarded brother
Brotier
>that kid who was as athletic as a potato, but knew the strategy of the sport better than anyone and made the rest of the team better
>kid who sucked all-around but brought lots of the best snacks
>coach's son who was actually pretty good but was held under way tougher scrutiny
>Freakishly tall boy who already had a mustache and dominated any position
>that pint-sized fucker with anger issues
>kid who had all the coolest & newest equipment but still sucked
>kid who tried to emulate professionals with gaudy theatrics but sucked
>super quiet and reserved kid that played reliably, but when you look back now you realize he was probably a victim of domestic abuse
>ADD kid who never actually wanted to play but his parents force him to
>crybaby poor sport kid who begrudgingly shakes hands at the end with passive-aggression
>Poor kid whose feet poked through his cleats
>Annoying kid who wanted to run trick plays every 5 minutes
>Youngest and smallest kid who had ungodly speed
>deceptively fat kid that was actually a 4-star athlete
>>69364406
>that kid who couldn't catch anything but insisted on playing infield
>that kid who backed up 8 steps to kick like he was Babe Ruth, but grounded out to the pitcher
>that kid who tried to steal bases in a sport without a catcher
>that kid who tried to slide in a gymnasium and had to go to the nurse
>that kid with awful luck that got the worst bounces off his hits every time
>that cocky kid who was good 95% because of luck
>that aggressive kid who tried to take out basemen in fucking gym class
>>69364235
PENIS INSPECTION DAY?
tell me this is a meme
>>69366010
Hello newfriend
>>69349550
>that kid who thought he was Ronaldo and always went with for the skills
that was literally every kid after watching those GOAT Nike commercials
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ4s_m4hjAw
>>69365000
is this a thing outside Netherlands?
yes
We plaed a pastime called Carniça fotball around here, no fouls and whoever got the ball had to be compleatelly beaten, and we always went for the ball beeing absolute madmans
>>69366059
>missing the joke this badly
Backyard football (American)
>that kid who was slow and couldn't throw but was Stephen Davis when he had the ball in his hands
It was me. I always broke the most tackles and had some shake to me but if I had a long distance to run I'd get chased down from behind. Conversely I was shit at defense
>>69349550
>DE QUEM É A BOLA?
Oh yeah this one lol
>>69365164
hahs based fellaini
>this kid that was so bad that nobody wanted him in their team
It still hurts 2bh
>>69365000
>that tall kid that was shit at headers
Me on the left
>that kid that was shit and nobody wanted him on the team but through training by himself and over time became one of the best in the school
>that kid who always tries a nutmeg
>>69368202
you can be on my team German bro.
>>69365000
>is this a thing outside Netherlands?
Oh, absolutely, except as we got older we started using dildos and "shoot at his ass" took a literal meaning.
>that kid who would play goalie only because he was shit at every other position and no one else wanted to play in net
>that kid who was picked early not because he was good, but he was the only one who wanted to play defender on a team full of wannabe Ronaldos and Zidanes
>>69368202
>always picked last
>play in school tournament with ragtag team
>win the tournament and score in the final
>start playing for local team
>become captain
>still picked last
lol
>>69349550
>That kid and that obviously never played football as a kid
(That's you btw)
>>69350305
Oh man the memories, I used to yell Baggio when I scored because my dad brought me an Italian shirt.
>that kid with the gloves
bless him for wanting to be a keeper
>that kid who was always quick to suggest that we play shirts vs skins
>that kid who was good at tackling and heading the ball but terrible at dribbling and shooting
that was me
>>69349550
>That fat kid who always played goalie
Here also
I still have bruises that haven't gone away from my goalie days
>Those kids who never dared open there legs in case they got nuttmegged and battered
>Had to touch the goalpost on the other side of the pitch to be safe
Was I the only one that played deck-ball in school?
Essentially Rugby/Football where on person has the ball and literally everyone else chases after them and tries to fuck them up.
Good times, Broke my mates ribs once driving him into the ground from a tackle.
The school ended up banning it because too many kids got hurt. Pussies.
>that kid who played for a pro team but go released and took out the aggression by hitting game breakers at the skinny kids in school
Knew a guy like this who used to play up front with Rashford for United but was complete shit and only went for skills
>>69362004
What kind of esjaydubya shithole did you grow up in?
>>69350052
Mate british schools are prisons
>>69371449
We had that, except we called it mammoth and there was no ball involved we all just tackled the mammoth
>that kid who always played AFL at lunch time and never went in hard to get it, but would always pick up the crumbs and kick amazing goals from impossible angles like it was nothing
That was me.
>>69365267
>>69371553
My secondary school had just been built when I went, and to try and stop bad behaviour they actually got a prison designer to make it.
>That kid ripped open his scrotum trying to get the ball from the river next to the school by climbing over the Guantanamoe bay style fence
>that one kid who decided it was a foul so he could take a free kick and inevitably kick it into orbit
one time he was getting ready to take it, so i pushed him over and scored lel
>>69354356
>"""real""" football
Nigga, neither foot, nor ball.
>>69365355
did this to my school librarian when I was 7 so fucking embarrassing
>That kid that was shit at everything and was given any position/role cuz no speciality
Literally me
>>69364582
Kek
>>69364508
>>69350705
>>69364190
>According to a 2007 FIFA study, the U.S. has more youth soccer players than any of the countries at the 2014 World Cup
>Soccer is also the second most popular youth sport in the U.S. behind basketball, but ahead of baseball and well ahead of football.
>>69365000
In the UK it's called 'red-arse'. It was usually after a game of 'heads and v's' ('v' for 'volleys') and the keeper after 10 goals in heads and v's was the first one to suffer the red-arse.
>that kid who miss a easy goal
Reeeeeee
>Stealing my thread word for word
Why are Americans so unoriginal? I quite agree when black people say they have no culture and steal others
>that one kid who didn't pass and tried to go fifa street-mode on everyone
>that kid who kicked with his toes
>that one kid who said fuck it and toe poked every shot
I made people duck or move out the way so really it worked out, at least when I didn't completely sky it and fire it halfway across the park.
>>69368202
>used to be that kid
>went from "picked last" to "picked first" during my school career
>>69349550
>That tryhard faggot in Rec Soccer who was trash talking the dude on your team who got suspended for threatening to stab another student
>that tryhard faggot who got pushed to the ground by that future felon after the game and then ran away saying his dad will sue the felon
>mfw sitting back at fullback and watching it all
I hope you Euros had Rec Soccer. Such a good mix of characters.
>>69364787
Same here bro, although I've suffered permanent effects from mine
>>69349550
>That fat kid who always played goalie
more like played defender and stood just in front of the GK and had a chat and occasionally stepped up the bloot the ball back up the pitch
that was me desu
>that "Health" teacher who was also the Girl's Volleyball coach that was secretly banging some of the girls resulting in a school-wide SHUT-IT-DOWN! mode for a week with police interviewing literally everyone that was associated with him or the girls
>tfw was better at football than a kid at my school who is now a professional footballer (championship club)
I stopped going to football training and matches because I hated everyone else who played, turned down an offer to play for a team because everyone on the team were cunts
>tfw could've been pro
>>69374017
>if I was willing to work hard I could have achieved something with my life
>>69374074
No regrets bruh I'm an engineer now surrounded by great people
>That lazy gym teacher that would just tell the students to play football so he didnt have to do shit all class, and knew all the kids would be happy anyway
>>69365763
>that kid who kicked the ball so hard he broke one of the lights in the gym
>that kid who was standing under the shattered glass as it rained down from 50 feet.
>that kid which opposing strikers was call a fat cunt but who then when he got his chance demolished those loudmouths with such an outragous tackle it would start a massive fight between both teams
>that kid who would leave the goal alone just to buy his snackies
>playing as a goalie at school in the playground
>using backpacks or rocks as posts
>making the goal smaller by moving the "posts" closer together when no one was looking
Good times lads
>the kid who couldn't skate backwards
>the kid who kicked the puck with his skates
>the kid who would skate without his jersey because he thought he looked badass showing his pads off
>the kid on defense who always called high stick
>the kid who would check kids in the corners of the goal who eventually got his ass jumped on
I was the first kid
>dodgeball in gym class
>be the kid who was picked last
>>69373176
If ownership of posts to individuals is of importance to you I can think of a website that tracks individual activity that might be more to your liking
>>69350052
England is a prison
>>69349550
>that one kid that took it too far
>that one kid who screamed at his teammates when they didnt perform
>that one kid who intimidated the nerd kid who was umpiring to favour him
that kid was me :(
>that kid who had parents buy him expensive balls/kits but he still played like shit
>>69365386
nicholas jefferys?
Call your positions right here footbro's
>Left-Midfielder, because i was the only one in the team who could deliver a left-footed cross
>>69350061
>kicked ball down in knockout
Fuck senpai
>that short ginger who was butter
Fuck basketball.
>>69375366
>Right/Left Winger because I was a selfish dribbling pace babby
>that kid that tackled on the concrete without any regard for his health
>that kid who missed the ball one time, blew out his knee thus finding out he has weak and injury prone knees
>he had to stop playing football and hasn't played it in 7 years out of fear on injury
I miss it so much lads
>that kid who gave all the other kids blowjobs after losing the game
>that kid who tackled his best friend and then he broke his wrist
>the fat kid on the skins team
>the nigger/token black kid
>>69349550
>that kid who wanted free throws when he was fouled
>>69375366
Attacking Mid
I've got a brilliant pass but not the best at shooting, I could pick out a pass and spot a good run really well
>that kid who tried to do tricks like ronaldo and when you took the ball he would flop and demand for a foul
>>69349773
>that kid who didn't tie his shoes playing basketball and sprained his ankle so bad he didn't know if he just flat out broke it.
>that kid with horrible tecnique, no understanding of the game, no strength and no pace but was amazing at free kicks, long shots, crosses and corners so he was super important despite sucking ass
He was total shite. He'd lose every duel, he could never get past anyone by dribbling, he couldn't defend for shit, and he couldn't outrun defenders. But he'd score or assist in every game. He could use both feet equally well too. The memest of meme players in our league
>>69375366
Forward or winger in 4-3-3. Pacebabby and tap-in master
>that kid who got super mad at himself for fucking up and made everyone else uncomfortable
:^)
>>69372603
>6 year old kids who stop by middle school
Great argument faggot. Everyone starts playing football in 6th grade. No one lets you play for free before then.
>>69365498
>>super quiet and reserved kid that played reliably, but when you look back now you realize he was probably a victim of domestic abuse
>>Youngest and smallest kid who had ungodly speed
here
>>69374017
same, but i fucked up my legs. i still regret getting up that day. we could've been kings, yo
That one kid who was a hot prospect
>played in local league since a kid
Was number 10, top scorer back to back in High School
>get scholarship to local college
get into partying at college
>start drinking daily, start skipping practice
"i'm talented, so what"
>start slipping sophmore year
still good but stagnating
>coach says I'll become power sub
lose shit, get really drunk one day, end up in DUI
>lose everything, drop out, currently working in a warehouse, plays for local amateur league now...
that kid was me guys..
>that faggot kid who would always dive in the box for penalties and fall over at the slightest touch
Fuck you Jeremy
>>69362161
Yep that was me
>mfw so tall (for beaner standards) that I just needed to step in front of the scorer to cockblock him
>>69380738
>>>super quiet and reserved kid that played reliably, but when you look back now you realize he was probably a victim of domestic abuse
this post really made me think
>>69379933
>that kid was your best buddy
I hope wherever you are you got your shit together, Luis Fernando.
>>69370661
>not picked in doubles tennis for gym
>play as sub when kids don't show
>one of the best records in the class
>win a second, one day pool tourney
>next year
>not picked and act as sub again
>that kid who just stood there next too the post waiting to score a tap-in
he grew up to be Cristiano Ronaldo
>>69364077
>never returned
kek
>>69382093
>Austrlaian, don't be fooled by flag
>Not popular, not unpopular
>Usually picked last because fat
>Tried out for A's cricket team
>Made it, but they didn't want me so offered me captain of B's
>Averaged 53runs per game, 4wickets per game.
>Finally started filling out and losing fat
>Next year try out for A's again
>They don't want me
>Mate in the A's steps in and says to take me because I'm good.
>Lead Runscoring and Wickets the whole season with similar averages from the B's
>Still picked last in gym class, even when doing cricket
It sure is suffering not being in that circle lads.
Experienced same shit with Tennis.
>that one Chad that was bretty gud but rarely played because he was always chatting it up with the girls
>that one guy who ran around the pitch and was always open but no one ever passed to him
>>69382280
>that one guy who ran around the pitch and was always open but no one ever passed to him
thomas pls
>>69350061
>kicking someone's ball in knockout
The worst kind of person. Truly the move of a bitch-ass nigga.
>that kid who was always really skinny and short but really liked sports
>he put in a lot of effort in them and so in gym class, recess/lunch/after school, and in outside leagues, even though he was really skinny and small he was pretty decent and was always picked near the top
>didn't really have a lot of strength, but had good speed endurance and agility
>good at catching in football, good at passing and decent at shooting 3s in basketball, good at hitting and catching in baseball
>played sports throughout elementary and middle school
>once freshman year of high school (14 years old) came everyone else went through puberty while that kid stayed an emaciated midget
>all the other kids speed and strength easily surpassed him as they went through puberty
>eventually became a liability in sports
>quit and now just referees soccer and hasn't played a sport regularly since early high school even though he's 24 now and is miserable
Oh wait that was me
>>69382606
>refereeing
is it a full time thing? do you enjoy it?
>>69375366
Fullback/winger
any side
>>69375366
deep lying midfielder master race
in reality i was skinny and short but had a good eye
>>69382637
no i just do it in the fall. it's pretty fun i guess
>>69375366
RB pacebabby who got forward more than Dani Alves
>>69375366
>all these pussies only playing one position
I was playing on the right wing, but the coach sometimes played me as a wingback, on both sides.
Couldn't cross on my left for shit.
>the one black kid from the ghetto who was shit at basketball
we literally had a 6'4 black guy from Oakland who shot airballs play with us in high school pick up ball
>>69365498
super quiet and reserved kid that played reliably, but when you look back now you realize he was probably a victim of domestic abuse
ayy
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>>69373176
>stealing my thread
that kid WHOTSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>69354240
You only have recess till age 12.
>that kid that was the only stable defender so when the coach took me out to make everyone play keeper would say "I have no more Anon!"
Still remember that bro, hope he is fine ;.;
>>69375366
Keeper (converted striker)
Played up front for years, then one year on a lark I asked to practice in goal, and the fucking rush you get from being the last line of defense and making a great stop was exhilarating.
>>69349550
>That kid who just stood upfront looking for tap ins
no one ever wanted to play with reasonable offsides
ironically that kid gets less goals than those involved in the game
>>69375366
Ball-playing centerback manlet here
Love me some precise hoofball
>>69351038
This. Everybody. Texas here
>>that kid who [insert self-perceived "peculiarity" here]
>heheh that kid was me you guise!
Fuck you
>>69375366
centre-back
(cause i'm shit)
>that fast skinny black kid who dominated capture the flag
>that worthless kid who just hung out in the free space the whole time during capture the flag
>>69387281
they have black kids in Japan, let alone skinny ones?
>>69387313
>that tryhard that played capture the flag seriously
everyone was just using as an excuse to grab the girls mate
you were picked last because you weren't poplar
BACKYARD SPORTS PICK RANKINGS
>popular skilled kid
>popular unskilled kid
>skilled loser
>unskilled loser
>>69387756
>skilled friend
>good goalie
>kinda skilled friend
>unskilled friend
> that sandnigger who thinks he's Tsu
> that avec who thinks he's Tsu
> that nigger who thinks he's Tsu
That fucking Penaldo ruined football
>>69354556
lol my dad was the coach. i got ripped into when i tried underarm pitching once
>those kids who couldn't bat for shit but would try to hit home runs by swinging upward and strike out every time
>that adult who claimed to have played in his youth and and just stood there to take away all free kicks and penalties
>that kid who gives up halfway through the game and says "well i stopped trying a long time ago so it doesn't count"
>that pussy kid who cried when he struck out after slamming his bat and throwing his helmet.
>that kid who had trails at Coventry City so thought he was the bollocks
>that manlet with a napoleon complex
>throws a hissyfit at every decision that didn't go his way
>acts tough as shit all the time, can't handle getting hit
>>69389384
>those kids during PE that would hit pop fly's that no one could catch thanks to the underhand pitches and thought they were the next coming of ken gifrey jr
>that kid who was dumb as fuck but kicked the ball like a mule
Fuckin fito
> that avec who went once a week to the hairdresser to look like Tsu
>>69389945
Ok that was me.
>that mixed race kid that insisted he was white in whites vs blacks
>that kid who showed up for afternoon P.E drunk out of his damn mind
Ian I don't know what the fuck you were having at lunch but I wanted some.
>>69354018
At school we had a person so shit we put him in goal, he managed to somehow score a goal from a clearance by lofting it over his head.
He also missed the ball a lot trying to kick it.
Literally no co-ordination at all.
>that skinny kid who ran at 90 km/hour for 90 minutes
God I miss those times, I can barely run for two minutes nowadays
>>69391913
>running at 90km/hour
>>69391913
that was literally me
played fullback, plowing the wing every Sunday was kind of fun
then i stopped doing sports, started smoking and here we are
>That pace whore kid
Hi
>>69362149
2
I never liked scoring goals
I loved passing and wrecking smaller pacebabies
>>69364077
You stupid idiot.
You have to post pic of trophy.
>>69364077
Me and my brother were an amazing team. Back when we changed houses we went to the local church to play, after 5 days of training they put us in 7v7 with 20 minutes left. Between the 2 of us we scored 8 goals. Never went back there again because preferred eating cheetos and watching Simpsons. Look at me now.
>>69365000
Called arse whacks in the UK. Usually after a game of heads and v's. So many phrases in heads and v's.
>that kid that always went for one hand catches
>that kid who always gave keepers gift and lost
>that kid that only shouted 'set me up man'
>that kid who full power volleys it from 2 yards away
>"I'M ONLY ON ME FIRST HAND BALL"
>that kid that actually new all the different tpyes of finish
>that kid who insisted on doing arse wacks with kegs and boxers down
>That kid who tapped during wrestling practice
>That kid who cried when running stairs in the stadium
>that kid who cried about cutting 2 whole pounds 2 days before
>that kid who went camping during sectionals
>That kid who told the captain (me) what to do when he clearly didn't have a clue.
>>69362149
double pivot
i'm always the last defender, passing around and cracking the occasional bloot
>>69362149
full back master race - maldini wannabe reporting in
>cleanly tackling the ball off pacebabbies while they futily attempted a half-assed dive that no one bought
those were the years, lads
>>69351038
Ohioan. Only faggos played soccer when I was a kid. People that "like" soccer here are total fucking posers. Football, basketball, baseball.
>>69353790
Reporting, little league fucking star
