Let's get one thing straight.
This faggot is the most useless player in this tournament.
>>69343294
agreed
That's not Götze
Reminder that Germany could have won if you paid back the debts so nazis could finance their football team more.
Gotze exists, anon.
There simply are no good strikers available for Germany. Until that is fixed and the one-striker meme is no more, no titles will be won.
you told me he was good /sp/
he's just another meme player padding his stats against FC Literally Whosburg every week
>>69343378
>>69343462
why is that faggot even allowed to play? is it because of that one goal in 2014 wc final?
NO STRIKERS
WHY
Neither götze nor müller are central forwards but löw keeps doing this shit
>>69343378
he barely played
>>69343616
kek
>>69343573
>Who is Pierre-Michel Lasogga
>>69343587
He was one of the best in the WC. No idea what's wrong with him now.
overrated
FUCK MÜLLER THAT PIECE OF SHIT AND FUCK EVERY GERMAN THAT THINKS HE WAS EVER GOOD
FUCKING SHIT
NO HE WAS NOT
IF HE'S NOT LITERALLY GETTING 10 GODLIKE CHANCES A GAME HE CAN'T SCORE
AND EVEN THEN HE BARELY SCORES IF IT'S NOT BY LUCK
HEY EVERYONE ELSE WANNA KNOW THE REAL REASON WHY LÖW DOESN'T SUB MÜLLER OFF THE PITCH?
BECAUSE THE GERMAN POPULATION IS THE MOST KEKED NATION ON EARTH, LAST TIME HE WAS SUBBED AT BAYERN AND BAYERN LOST, EERYONE WAS MAKING AN OUTCRY HOW YOU "CAN'T SUB MÜLLER OFF EVER" BECAUSE HE'S SO GOOD AND CAN "ALWAYS SCORE"
FUCK YOU GERMAN PIECES OF RETARDS
>>69343294
Lets get this straight: He has basically been played out of position for half the tournament.
I vote for Zlatan
>>69343573
Is Klose still playing?
Let's get one thing straight.
This faggot is the most useless player in this EU.
>>69344017
>wanting to sub müller
for whom
not like we brought strikers
at least with müller we knew that given enough chances he might score
what happened?
He used to be based. And gotze literally won a wc
Why are they so shit now
hes not a striker
>>69344017
Yeah he was absolutely useless tonight. I don't think he did one thing right.
>>69344167
Müller wasn't playing as a striker you fucking retard, he was everwhere but not ever in the fucking middle trying to score
Just put Götze there and sub in Schürrle, who ALWAYS performs in tourneys
What is this shit "with Müller we score" no we don't you fucking retard he had 10 perfect chances throughout the tourney and he didn't score, why would anyone ever think he would now mgaically score
And if you go
>Götze
I'll literally fucking visit you and kill you
>>69344221
Gotze is a meme that only gets shit done 1% of time.
Muller is mostly used to make room for actual strikers.
So yeah.
Why didn't they play Shurrle is beyond me though. I know he had a shit season but come on.
>>69343294
Muskatnuss Herr Müller!
>>69343294
he's the german harry kane desu
>>69344157
Go to bed Mustafa
Rooney > Muller
>>69344371
Mueller needs a striker to be fucking effective you mongoloid. This has been known for 6 fucking years because every time the team lacks a striker Mueller is basically non existent. How the fuck can people still not get this?
>>69344221
>Blaming Götze for anything
Fucking what? Götze played decently throughout the fucking EC. Müller didn't make a single decent game despite being on the pitch for every minute of it. Why would anyone blame Götze here? He was subbed in when they were 2-0 down and the entire team was memes at that point, there is not a single played you could have subbed that would have made a difference except maybe prime Robben because that nigga is the only winger in the world that does shit alone
>>69344371
>fucking retard
>>69343294
B-B-But he's just like us!
>>69343294
>le score lots of goals but none at the euros man
>>69344584
Fuck off retard, you could literally put anyone in Müllers position when a striker is present and he would do AT LEAST just as good as Müller
t. bayern supporter that watched every single game Müller played in the past 6 years
Now fuck off
>le at the right place at the right time man
>>69343616
kek
>>69343294
agree.
>germany ever winning a competition with gomez in their squad
LMAO
>>69344606
> Götze played decently throughout the fucking EC.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
>watch the euro
>this muller guy is shit
>germans say n-no guys he is really good just watch him against augsburger and duffenheisel
>go watch a skills compilation of his best bits in bundesliga
>no skill, cant even do one trick or cool thing even vs shit bundes teams
Why is this meme player so popular here, is it because hes an autist? or is it because every german here is a bayern fan?
>>69343913
im also wondering
>>69344900
He is actually a good player on Bayern, he just didn't show up to this tournament.
literally EXPOSED
atleast he makes some nice rice
>>69344900
Germans can't accept Müller is shit
When presenting them with facts >>69344722 >>69344371 >>69344017
They always say that he has godlike positioning. Have you seen his positioning today? Godlike!
It's a joke, but german public always believes whatever has been established by some "xperts" at some point. Literally can't think for themselves to the point where they make up arguments that are untrue and fit their narrative.
>>69344221
because they won when everyone else was also shit and pure luck shined on their pathetic gercuck asses.
>>69343616
>>69344900
because 20+ goals a season
>>69345197
You really need a new Klose-like poacher there to be honest.
>be the GOAT at the 2014 WC
>be absolute garbage at the Euro 2016
2 years from top lad to JUST, truly Muller has become the Radamel Falcao of Germany
>>69345197
>player being in bad form is exemplary of his quality
wew laddie you're going all out
>>69344900
In the next wc he will break kloses record
>>69345070
>He is actually a good player on Bayern
I want this meme to end. He literalla plays extremely average at the best Bayern team that ever existed.
>>69345392
Makes you wonder if he's starting to reach his peak before the next WC
>>69345372
>implying I am not a Bayern supporter
>implying I haven't watched every game Müller did as a """"""""""""""""""""pro"""""""""""""""""""
>implying "Müller in good form" is playing any differently except that he gets lucky goals
kek
>>69345392
The biggest tragedy of our time when that happens
>>69345343
so when is he going to man united/chelsea via monaco?
This guy should have exposed that Germany meme team but he choked far harder for his team.
>>69343294
If you look at it, most Buyern player have been pretty wank this tournament.
>Lewa wasn't nearly as lethal as during the qualifiers
>Müller was completely invisible for most of the championship
>Alaba couldn't get a 5 meter pass on target
>Boateng caused the penalty against Italy
>Kimmich's poor first touch led to the second French goal
The only one that performed up to expectations was Neuer, and even he was far from perfect. I don't know what Poop did to them, but I suspect it might have something to do with his often-criticized training methods.
>>69345815
>>69345815
Germany played very well but they had NOBODY to actually score after the buildup.
Like seriously, they created incredible situations but they had no striker to actually put the ball in the net.
Pretty lame, really. Low shoulda tried with Shurrle or something. Muller couldn't do shit by himself the entire cup anyway.
>>69345947
Why not put Poldi in?
>>69345372
>implying tonight was just a "bad day" for Müller
m8, he's been in shit form from the beginning of this tournament.
Name literally ONE good moment Müller had in this Euro. All I can remember is hilariously lost chances.
>>69345343
Remember his missed PK against Atletico in the CL semifinal. JUST
>>69343294
He has a face of a 50 year old
>>69346017
Because he's old as shit and waaaay past his prime? He wouldn't be able to score either. He wasn't a great striker in his prime time anyway.
>>69346017
This
And Schürle
>>69345923
>>69346047
Müller has been in bad form for like 2 months now. He had a weak end of the season with Bayern too. I'm not denying that.
But it's silly to look at that and go "welp he sucks now".
>>69344017
Feels good seeing the biggest jerk on Football being hated
>>69344134
Retired from internationals after the 2014 WC I believe
>>69346232
They should just bite the bitter apple and give younger guys a chance. We always rely on certain players until the very twilight of their career.
>>69343294
>play next to frogman, side-passman and can-notman
>be useless
Wow, what a great conclusion. Hope you bet on his uselessness to pay back some debts.
>Le german falso striker Marchisio
>>69344722
>bayern supporter
opinion discarded desu
>Le ebin banter farmer man
He's been shit for a while 2bh.
>>69346277
Germany needs a better sport psychologist besides other things. You can see nobody of these guys has any self confidence, and that shit spreads like cancer. They literally could learn a thing or two from Iceland. At least those guys fought.
>>69344546
come on, muller's not that shit
>>69346642
Mueller seems to be overconfident. Arrogant.
>>69344157
this and bulgaria
>>69345262
Well done, Belgium. Now try and have a real football team for the world cup plz. And remember: don't show off that much again. Not good for you.
>>69343378
this
>>69343294
him and schwinesteiger are the only german looking players though
>>69346424
Ikr, Draxler and Kimmich performed pretty decent
Ya'll get it next time, broeder
>>69346964
thought this was robben for a sec
>>69344606
Wouldnt blame goetze but loew for bringing him. Befoore bringing goetze he shoulf of subbed a player for ter sttegen and make neuer a central forward 2bh more effective than hoetze
>>69347021
Too much salt in your schnitzel, proxy Hans?
>>69346730
He's just over compensating I assume. He has that "well, looks like I can't score" aura about him at the moment.
>>69343913
>>69344977
>lasogga
Muller's talent is being in the right place to scuff in tap ins for redditors to go "so underrated xD". Aside from that he is a very poor footballer with little technique. That shit eventually gets exposed, as it did v Atleti and as it did this tournament. But I'm sure he'll destroy Duisburg next season
next year: Fifa confederation cup
prepare your anus natzis
>>69347504
Btw. is it just me or does the German team rarely flank anymore? You know like a wingman running to the side and passing the ball in the middle?
>>69345842
>The only one that performed up to expectations was Neuer, and even he was far from perfect
Nigga he allowed 1 (one) goal all tournament that wasn't a penalty
>>69347504
>as it did v Atleti
they won that game
>>69348841
Muller was awful in it though and missed a penalty that would've likely won them the game outright.
>>69343294
why didn't weigl start instead of cant? weigl has impressed every time i've seen him play. could have had him distributing from back and had le pig mounter and kroos in more advanced positions
I don't give a fuck if we actually win or not, but at least we should be playing like ourselves. I don't like this wannabe brazil shit. We never were the greatest technicians but we ran and we didn't choke when it mattered.
I would have taken Müller out after the first half and brought Schürrle.
