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>pakistan women in england - 3rd t20i
england women - pakistan (19:30 cest)
>t20 blast
somerset - kent (18:30 cest)
glamorgan - sussex (19:30 cest)
gooooooooooooooooooood morning
>>69317388
Good morning Adolf
bumping for /cric/
>https://twitter.com/shotta8080/status/750650121663025152
The absolute madman
God fucking dammit guys
>>69318765
So is British slang pretty much entirely ripped off Caribbeanspeak?
>>69318812
>additional task
like what?
>>69319155
British slang is ripped of Caribbeanspeak my man.
*mon
>>69318765
what did you do
>>69319406
we have to suck mr twitter's dick
Good morning.
>tfw when your PS3 is still broken and you're still a worthless hack without a job, a gf or friends
>>69319902
interesting
>giving the Turks credit for Swissanons post
>>69319958
I agree.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/4rmh4f/the_test_cricket_championship_a_better_way_of/
>2,765 words
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>>69320166
be nice and give him some gold, anon
>>69320006
>>69320166
fuck off back to plebbit you sheep shagger
>>69320181
>two different flags
>>69319902
are you the guy who told us yesterday that he didnt shower for 7 days?
>>69319724
Dunno, what have I done ?
>>69320206
No. I still shower every morning.
>>69320236
good for you
>Three Australian cricketers banned for gambling on matches
>Big Bash players Hayley Jensen and Corinne Hall facing six-month bans
>Development player Joel Logan given suspended sentence
>>69320706
Why are AusWORMS such degenerates?
>>69320706
iirc they bet like $5 on one of the Test matches
still pretty dumb though because everyone knows athletes (even >womyn and rookies) arent allowed to gamble
Don't get why you are using a koala sloot as the mascot for your threads Fritz.
>>69320724
>he thinks we understand Wormish here
Fuck off spammer scum
*SQUASH*
>>69320741
coz ur dumb lmao
Reminder that this Queerslander bogan will L I T E R A L L Y be kingmaker and have the government by the balls for the next three years
His 2010 and 2016 campaign adds: sums him up pretty well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ_zYZBDmls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W95RHO6_Gw4
watch them even if you dont care about politics, good for a kek
>/bundes/cric/
who thought this was a good idea?
>>69320797
it's literally the best idea of 2016
>>69320810
It wont last, I'll make seperate Bundes threads when Bundes starts again and you w i l l post in them.
>>69320830
>when Bundes starts
yeah, no shit. there's no point in /bundes/cric/ during bundes season
>>69320847
Where is the poin in a joint thread right now?
There are like two Germans watching cracket and then a bunch of shitskins and Aussiefaggots shitting up the thread, aren't Denmark and her retarded entourage enough ?
>>69320875
fuck off, herman
>>69320875
>Where is the poin in a joint thread right now?
both poomunities are dead atm, the threads would just be 404ing individually
>>69320706
>women bet on mens matches in a competition on the other side of the world
>instaban
It's even more pathetic given the women aren't even fully professional
>>69320875
It's fun, stop being a killjoy. I might even watch your sport if you watch ours.
>>69320906
>defending gambling and corruption
you're so contrarian now you are just a parody at this point. You just criticise for the sake of it these days
>>69320906
Yours was never alive to begin with.
I had no opinion about Aussies or you Poopeople whatsoever before /sp/, but now I've realized you guys are a level below subhumans.
Pogba's on fire, Germany is terrified
>>69320978
Settle down colonel clink don't be rude
>>69320810
its a good idea but they best idea of 2016 actually is what denmark came up with a few days ago. if its a draw after 90 minutes you take the penalty shoot out first and then extra.
>>69321189
>if its a draw after 90 minutes you take the penalty shoot out first and then extra
>denmark came up
she didn't tho
>>69321189
It's a stupid idea actually. What if the extra time ends in a draw as well you moron?
>>69321197
No, he just plays for a meme club.
>>69321220
i dont know, ask denmark. also dont call me a moron
>>69321230
deleted cause i didn't notice it was /cric/ kek
but he actually has potential and isn't another media hyped up meme player?
>>69321253
Yes, he potential.
>>69321249
You said it was a good idea, so you actually are a fuckin moron you little cunt, would love to test your chin.
>Australia is confident David Warner will play in the first Test against Sri Lanka this month but he has already been all but ruled out of the tourists' opening warm-up match.
Pogba brennt, Deutschland ist erschreckt
Pogba est en feu, l'Allemagne est terrifiée
>>69321810
>>69321781
le no
>>69321781
*erfreut
>>69320166
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/4rmh4f/the_test_cricket_championship_a_better_way_of/d52n5vp
based statsjesus
>>69322042
how many accounts are you using to samefag yourself
>I've got my chub on hard for this. Just the dedication to the cause of test cricket. Legend stuff.
What did he mean by this?
>>69322049
based cuckoldiel
>>69321810
how ya holding up today bro?
Guess that disproves the AMS-bogeyman theory, statscunt was samefagging himself all along
>>69322042
read the whole thing. Interesting thanks
>>69321270
>>69321293
>>69321822
>>69321839
Do German girls like half-Asian guys?
>>69322157
Genuinely can't tell if you are being sarcastic
>England Squad to face Pakistan: Alastair Cook (capt), Alex Hales, Gary Ballance, Joe Root, James Vince, Jonny Bairstow (wk), Moeen Ali, Chris Woakes, Stuart Broad, Jake Ball, Steven Finn, Toby Roland-Jones
>m-muh Borthwick
>m-muh English GOATven GODth
Daniel on suicide watch
>>69322224
its hard to detect things like that over the internet when there is no body language involved
>>69322255
>Toby Roland-Jones
>Gary Ballance
wow
That is weird.
>>69322224
It just means you are full of self loathing. He was being sincere bt way.
Has there ever been anyone who obsesses more about a foreign team than krazykuckold?
He is LITERALLY more invested in England than Jesusiel
You just KNOW he'll be turning up to work with 4 hours of sleep after staying up the night before with vain hopes that Pakistan destroy England, but with Amir flopping at the same time so he doesn't usurp KK's precious Starc
Fucking loser.
>>69322131
stop making fun of me
>>69322431
>Jesusiel
Your narrative is literally falling apart
>>69322445
i literally wouldn't even be surprised if this guy was some crackpot on welfare
AEC should literally be nuked
>an entire department has ONE JOB
>fuck it up completely
>>69318765
best girl
lel
sweaty af atm
>>69324552
helloooo
what's good?
>>69324084
It will thunder soon
>>69320906
What's worse is Rod Marsh, a tru blu Aussie battla legend bet on a game HE WAS PLAYING IN and deliberately tanked it, not to mention Warnie giving weather advice to bookies and then having the gall to say Amir should be banned for life.
Fucken hypocrites, the Aussies are.
>>69322255
England are fucked desu. Only chance is the Paki's inexperience playing on turning turfs but then Amir pooted Somerset the other day.
>>69324587
Watching the cycling
>>69322438
m8 no bully
I hope you are doing fine
>>69322653
>Katter says he's friends with key Labor MPs
>Lol nah fuck it I'll go Liberal
I just want my good internet cunt.
>>69324766
I said the other day I'm impartial. That's not strictly true, I have a huge soft spot for Nick Xenophon.
Out of all the pollys ive ever met, he is by far the most impressive and genuine bloke I've encountered. His policies are (usually) spot on aswell so naturally im really glad his party did well at the election.
Why do so many Australians have names that could come from bad genre fiction?
>>69324722
is it that exciting?
do you go cycling often?
>>69324896
Not exciting right now.
I don't go cycling just for the sake of it but I use a bicycle for transportation.
>>69324884
such as?
>>69324959
Nick Xenophon
>>69324953
I see
pls recommend me a good ipad so I can shitpost on /spee/ and watch animu
>>69324994
there's literally nothing wrong with wogs
also he is cucking the absolute shit out of Worst Ausfailia (stealing their G$T gibsmedats and shipping industry) so he is an absolute top bloke
>>69325055
I think it is an endearing thing really.
>>69325022
I have an iPad Air, but it's a couple of years old by now.
>>69325080
o-okay
>>69324796
what movie?
I don't think there's anything to worry about man,
you just happened to sit in the wrong seat with a crazy bitch lurking about
>>69325332
Buy a Surface.
>>69325375
Celine and Julie Go Boating
I'm still going to bring someone with me, I don't want to be all alone in a dark room full of people I don't know
who knows what happened last time I got touched next time I might get stabbed
I'm looking for what do cook next now
I'm looking for what to cook next now
>>69326418
I've been thinking of making soft shell tacos with confit de canard for some time.
>>69326474
I don't like to prepare meat with bones attached to it
I've been thinking about duck breast with honey and mustard
>>69322220
Only if you're the Surpreme Gentleman.
>>69326512
Buy one of those big cans where it's already done. The bones will slip right off even before you do anything.
>>69326673
Most supermarkets above Netto tier have them here, plus butchers and specialty shops.
Usually somewhere around €17-20.
>"How do you want your hot dog, Anon?"
>>69326721
Okay
>>69326759
Mit Röstzwiebeln und Gurken bitte.
>>69326474
>tacos with confit de canard
Denmark is an enigma.
>>69326777
Okay, checked.
>>69326759
Just the "meat" and the bun, please
I'm excited for the match tonight btw
>>69326798
I just have a feeling it would be good, don't know why.
>>69326841
Okay
Hmmmmm...
>>69326721
confit de canard is so easy to make there's literally no point in buying a processed version of it
pnutschis
I want to use oregano and parsley so I'm basically limited to someting with tomatoes
Was zum fuck did he mean by that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDHl2t3hTyU
Not sure if I'm autistic enough to watch the whole thing.
>>69326759
Not so much poo in it this time, Hans.
>>69327246
You will eat what is on the table you little cunt.
CAVENDISH
So close to doxxing Denmark and sending it my l8ttle Überraschung, stay tuned hehe
i am really looking forward to the match tonight, i think the winner of the match will go on to win the whole tournament.
>>69326721
>€17-20
for that price you may as well just go to a restaurant
>>69327523
the true final is tonight, what happens sunday is nothing
*pllllrlrrrrrt* ohhhh strewth lads, that's pretty festy ay.
>>69327850
you could just have it make them to take home
>>69328383
what's the difference with cooking at home then
>>69327603
are you optimistic about todays game?
>>69328383
I like cooking
I'm watching Ramsays Kitchen Nightmares Season 5 Episode 2 Piccolo Teatro because I visited ck
>>69328184
What does he do for fun?
>>69328441
yeah kinda
if Kante and Rami starts we get through
is there a faces of /bundes/?
Hopefully this merger will end when England play Pakistan on the 14th. We need to get our thread back
>>69328456
>Piccolo Teatro
is that the episode with the two sisters?
>>69328662
>we
>our
>
do any of you know good podcasts covering sports in english/german/french?
can anyone pls post the how to make a webm guide again
>>69328689
What? Ameribro is a long standing member of bundes.
>>69328926
I can't
>>69328958
why not?
also that's the autistic american from /cric/
>>69329072
Oh
>>69328998
I don't have it
loool schalke lost to Guangzhou Evergrande
>>69329104
didn't you post it a while ago in /bundes/?
>>69328671
I don't know. It's a vegetarian restaurant in Paris
>>69328926
I have a german one
ffmpeg heißt das "Programm"
ffmpeg -v verbose -ss 00:00:00.000 -i .mp4 -t 12.0 -threads 2 -quality best -slices 8 -auto-alt-ref 1 -lag-in-frames 16 -c:v libvpx -crf 4 -b:v 2000K -vf scale=-1:-1 -an .webm
>-an
ersetzten durch
>-c:a libvorbis -ac 1 -aq 1
wenn du Ton haben willst
-t 12.0 steht für die Zeitspanne, die ab 00:00:00:00 läuft. Wenn du die ersten 13 Sekunden eines Filmes als .webm haben möchtest, gibst du t -t 13.0 an.
Wenn du einen Ausschnitt bei Minute 23 und 12 Sekunden bis Minute 23 und 30 Sekunden ausgeschnitten haben möchtest, gibst du -ss 00:23:12.000 und -t 18.0 an
Bei .mp4 gibst du die Quelldatei ein, von der du schneiden möchtest. Diese muss sich im bin-Ordner befinden. Kann auch fidhfds.avi, ufhdsufd.mpg oder sonstetwas sein
-b:v 2000K ist die Bitrate. Je kleiner die Zahl, desto schlechter die Qualität und kleiner die Dateigröße
Bei kleinen Auflösungen bietet sich etwas wie 500k an. Bei 1920x1080-Filmen bietet sich eine hohe Bitrate an, wenn du es schön haben möchtest
scale=-1:-1 ist die Auflösung, die das WebM am Ende haben soll. scale=-1:460 heißt zum Beispiel, dass die Höhe des WebMs 460 sein wird. Die Breite wird bei -1 dann automatisch berechnet, damit die Aspektratio stimmt. Wichtig ist, dass du vor die 460 wie in dem genannten Beispiel kein Minuszeichen setzt. Das Minuszeichen kommt nur, wenn du nichts an der Auflösung verändern möchtest und dort eine -1 steht
Die ganze Zeile kopierst du und fügst es in die geöffnete ff-prompt.bat-Kommandozeile(Befindet sich im ffmpeg-Ordner, den du dir herunterlädst udn entpackst) und drückst Eingabe
>>69329381
i was thinking of galleria 33. best kitchen nightmares episode desu (despite the horrible way the us version is edited)
>>69329381
pls don't hack me
>>69329193
I might have posted something. I recommend people to use Neini's program
>>69329487
>Neini's program
yeah, no thanks
>>69329450
Okay
>[food] is cooked to fuck
>cooked to fuck
I love this expression
>>69329521
you should watch it
>>69329699
I watched the first ten seconds and no thank you
>>69329736
you're missing out
>>69329771
at least I'm not missing out on fucking your mom
>>69329835
good one
Do you think it could be a fun night, if everyone here went out for drinks?
>>69329908
Yes
>>69329908
denmark and france would be really obnoxious desu
don't get me wrong they are kind of ok i guess, but alot of really really stupid opinions
>>69329908
Very good question by the way
>>69329771
Okay
>>69329970
>it couldn't be a fun night, if everyone here went out for drinks
This is how you sound
>>69330019
it literally wouldn't be tho
>>69330040
Okay
>>69329953
Denmark knows how to behave in different social situations. I'm sure France does too.
Watching Kitchen Nightmares makes me want to run some sort of restaurant
Isnt France a shut in one-up kind of guy? ID possible break a bottle of wine he just criticized for not being French enough on bis skull. And arent Denmark and the Brit possibly girls? I think with all these kissless anime guys it would be reallly awkward at first, nothing that couldnt be fixed by a bunch oft Coke or Molly, though,which we would have to force down the throats and nostrils of the many nofun straight edgers roaming Bundes. And for the record, Australia and Zealand should not be present.
>Can
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Can
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69330410
you sound retarded
>>69330463
thanks
Who's this Milchgesicht that's being interviewed by Katrin Milfer Hohenstein? He's some ex-footballer but I forgot his name.
Can over Weigl?
Hmm
>>69330505
Why?
>>69330599
lahm
>>69330650
No, Lahm still plays. He's very blond with curly hair.
This lineup looks like it has no balls
Why not start Podolski upfront?
why the fuck would you field another useless turk
Germany: Neuer, Kimmich, Boateng, Howedes, Hector, Can, Schweinsteiger, Ozil, Kroos, Draxler, Muller. Subs: Leno, Mustafi, Khedira, Schurrle, Podolski, Weigl, Tah, Gotze, Sane, Gomez, Ter Stegen.
France: Lloris, Sagna, Koscielny, Umtiti, Evra, Pogba, Matuidi, Sissoko, Griezmann, Payet, Giroud. Subs: Mandanda, Jallet, Rami, Kante, Cabaye, Gignac, Martial, Schneiderlin, Mangala, Digne, Coman, Costil.
Referee: Nicola Rizzoli (Italy)
>>69331150
>no Phil Jones
>Sahne will never play for Germany again
>>69331229
he will destroy everyone 2018
>>69331278
I think both teams will score goals.
>>69331278
What happened to Hummels?
>>69331505
Suspended because of yellow cards
ZDF literally doing the player vs player analysis.
>>69331564
Damn, although I suppose JUST is an adequate replacement.
>tfw Badstuber is kill
I really only started bandwagoning Germany in 2012 after seeing prime Badstuber. He didn't become the GOAT ;-;
>>69331638
sadly he is a walking injury
>that Schwanitz laugh
whale/10
>>69329487
b-but i havent even released it yet
I think this will be another Bayern-Juve
>that Boateng pass
>>69333276
I wish we wouldn't concede, but we will
Needs more first time crosses
>>69334840
I'm watching on fullscreen
müller is shit
can lucky to be on the pitch imo. He was all in the refs face
