Is there a dumber footballer in the sport?
>>69295397
Kek, what the fuck was he even doing?
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>>69295354
yes
Most people outside of Spain don't know this, but Sergio Ramos is quite the dummy.
>>69295439
making sure he took more steps towards the penalty than amount of steps he made in regular time.
>>69295443
Is he really thick?
Bale is incredibly fucking stupid. Can barely string a few words together.
he looks like one of the monkeys from the first planet of the apes
>>69295545
DELET THIS
>>69295354
>>69295526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KW0WqR3Tow
what do u think is so stupid about him? he doesnt exactly come off as Einstein but he seems pretty normal to me.
>>69295697
I think he is pretty based
speaks calmly and better than most players around.
https://youtu.be/GFFspvK-A2k
>>69295526
oh yes, his career is full of retarded moments, even halalfags will agree
I duuno, I've seen interviews with Bale and he seems fairly well spoken for an uneducated footballer. Hes definitely not as dumb as some of the Brazilians or Africans.
>>69295443
>>69295452
>de hivemind
>>69295354
Yes I believe the whole English national team is
>>69295796
>well spoken
He really isn't.
Bayol doesn't come across as stupid to me.
>>69295354
Kane
>>69295697
Seems pretty normal, likable even.
>>69295894
He just looks like an extra in Planet of the Apes.
>>69295767
fuck this homochild fucking off to p$g mag city when?
>>69295767
![img-franck-ribery-bayern-munich-1443022429_x600_articles-171171[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/crZ0M35.jpg "img-franck-ribery-bayern-munich-1443022429_x600_articles-171171[1].jpg")
I think most pigeons are smarter than Ribéry.
Friendly reminder that Messi bragged about having read exactly one book in his life.
And that's probably more than about 30% of professional footballers.
>>69295354
>footballer in the sport
What did he mean by this?
>>69295354
Of course there is.
>>69295981
He can count to potato in german now.
>>69296005
The sport of football.
>>69295810
>hivemind
of course, it's not the guy is borderline retarded
http://es.inviptus.com/magazine/las-10-frases-mas-estupidas-de-sergio-ramos
>“Cuando éramos pequeños a algunos les gusta el baloncesto y a otros el basket “
>>69295981
> converts to Islam to be able to have an infinite number of child wives
He seems pretty smart to me desu.
>>69296099
No, you are just as retarded as him.
balotelli has displayed moments of low iq more times than i can count
>>69296099
NBA players do that without having to convert, so it's a useless step
>>69295354
He know he can only chose one between think and run. And he never thinks.
>>69295443
Took me ages to beat him in mortal kombat
>>69295526
He is pretty dumb he once said "In my school people liked basket and basketball" and his stupidity is quite the joke here
>>69295354
>british gene pool
JUST MONKEY MY FACE UP PHAM
>>69295354
>>69295767
why does this guy sound dominican
he even ditched berlusconi daughter
Bale doesn't sound especially thick to me
Rooney and Kane, on the other hand...
>>69296928
he sounds dumb as fuck.
>>69297309
Nah, he just has a shitty voice. His voice never matured since childhood.
>>69297785
Nah, he's definitely as thick as sticky pig shit.
>>69297309
How?
He seems pretty comfortable being interviewed and ad-libbing answers, even joking around. Most footballers stumble all over themselves or robotically recite scripted platitudes.
Requesting the Pic of Bale from behind with thinning hair
>>69296262
i had to cheese really hard to beat this cunt on MK4 back in the day
>>69297309
Nah, he is just ugly/dumb looking.
Rooney is legit dumb as bricks.
>>69297785
Same thing with beckham. Wonder if the steroids do that.
>>69299593
Nah, Bale is definitely fucking dumb
Robinho is pretty fucking stupid
>>69300505
Almost all brazilian players are borderline retards
>>69300627
Roberto Carlos seems like the kinda smart guy.
>>69295697
He sounds fine. If you guys want stupid sportsmen you should look at mma and boxing.
>>69300147
looked dumb and was dumb
hell of a play though
Not quite as high profile as other players in this thread but Gabriel Agbonlahor, I'm pretty sure is actually retarded, I'm talking about an IQ of about 50.
>>69300895
le original speedy mong
>>69301289
kek
>>69300895
le always about to sneeze man
>>69300147
>>69300890
he managed to build an empire and you call him ''dumb''
yeah right
fucking teenagers..
>>69300895
Most speedy players are drongos because they're only good when they run in straight lines
>>69296031
You know it's a myth right ? He speaks a very poor German
>>69302190
He's a drooling simpleton and no money in the world can change this.
>>69302190
wealth =! intelligence
>>69295354
Is the Bales meme finally over?
>>69295697
what a qt daughteru
>>69302190
He had tons of advisors.
>>69295545
welsh genes desu
He looks like a white chimp.
>>69295697
based bale
>>69302190
Hello Donaldo
Still mad about 1998?
>huh ummm eeem eerrr we played our hearts out hhh huuummmm eeehhhhh we played our best huuuu mmmm eeerr ehhhh we fight to the last second hhhmmm heeehhh eehhmmm eerrrr we played our best to the last minute hmmm errr rhmmmm we gave it our best shot. thank you
- Gareth Bale, 2016
>>69299907
>>69309133
évery footballer talks like this after a grueling 90+ minutes of running around
don't pretend otherwise
>>69309395
But he's exactly like that in every interview.
>>69295354
Yes there is, and I'm disappointed that /sp/ forgot about this crazy retarded dindu.
>>69297309
No he doesn't ffs, he's far more relaxed and genuine than most footballers.
>>69309778
Gareth, pls. You're dumb as fuck.
>>69309711
italy's most craziest nigra
>>69295354
Have you seen Bruno Alves today? Everyone expected him to get carded, but I don't think anyone expectem to get a yellow the way he did.
>>69309133
you missed out "we're proud"
literall said it 10 times within the 3 questions he was asked. fucking moron
I think that in fact footballers are mostly of below-average intelligence. They've spent a fuckload of time just kicking a ball around any many come from poor background and shit
>>69295697
OP is jealous because Bale has a big penis.
>>69310659
Ronnie? Is that you?
>>69309711
>why are you driving around with £50,000 in cash?
>because I am rich
Balo is an avant-garde genius who only seems dumb because we're not on his level
>>69296202
>nignogs nignogging
thats just nature following its course, nothing smart abou it
>>69300627
>almost all brazilian
the players there is redundant
>WANE RUNEY
>>69300779
>get smashed in the head many times
>don't expect ending up brain damaged
>>69295697
His accent isn't even that strong. Safe guy tbqh
>>69296319
This was such a meme back in the day, I remember all the anti-Beckham banter in the British press, everyone was getting in on it. Must have been tough
>>69311872
There was only really anti-Beckham banter in the aftermath of '98.
Then he employed PR agents to release all kinds of positive stories about him in the press to turn opinion, which worked.
That said, everyone knows he's a fucking dimwit.
>>69296272
ohhh I remember now, didn't he tweet like "happy to be here seeing san francisco play" while watching the san antonio spurs vs miami heat ?
>>69295697
wtf i love bale now
>>69296099
>infinite number of child wives
arent just 4?
>>69295871
Iceland bringing the bantz.
>>69310886
Truly a man ahead of his time
On the other hand, which footballers are smart, well-read (if possible) or have good wit in interviews? Who's edgy and doesn't stutter platitudes?
Kind of like Platini, Socrates or Wenger, but currently playing.
>>69295439
wanted to be sure toscore it because it's an important penalty and he came in just for that.
So he wante to kick the ball to the opposide of neuer.
But neuer didn't move, so he had to wait till the last second and at that point didn't have time to kick the ball well.t
>>69312338
Frank Lampard was always someone who could actually talk without coming across as a complete pleb
>>69312338
>>69312376
I also see that Chiellini has an economics degree from Turin university. Not bad.
>>69296097
>>69296097
Thanks for this gift jámon
>>69312338
I was thinking of my national team and there's literally no one
They are all retarded with the exception of Mascherano who is average
This was not the case some years ago, now absolutely every footballer is from a dirt poor background
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDYcMOrTFBU
>>69312338
Xabi Alonso for sure
>>69312089
Nope; well I guess it could depend in the interpretation of Islam that you follow. But as far as I know, you can have as many as your money and social status can let you afford.
>>69296196
To be fair, I'm sure a lot of us have fucked up more than thrice in our lives.
>>69295697
>well composed grown man intelligently handling an interview with no evident mental or social inconsistencies
The guys right. Gareth Bale is surely retarded based on his abilitity to play a fast paced sport at the highest level along with the fact that he performs smoothly with interviewers that are going to display his conversations to millions upon millions of people. Fuck Gareth Bale.
>>69296196
But hes a nigger
its pretty much self implied
>>69295697
what a lovely and polite young man
>>69312643
same goes for mine
Alexis seems like a good kid but kind of dumb, Bravo just an average motherfucker
>>69309711
Have you guys ever seen his rap videos?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4MQZ-C2xZE
Back from when he was younger and didn't play football yet
>>69312029
Yup,and after a tie in the CL quarterfinald he said:"It is a pity that we lost 3 points
>>69295697
>ywn have a qt daughter like Bale's
JDIMSA
>>69318547
Isn't that just joking?
>>69320404
No,he makes this mistakes all the time. He forgets about the score of the game during post-match interviews,and usually forgets the name of cities and the like.
Italian footballers are Beyond retard. None of then can speak English so in interviews you dont get to hear How stupid they are. Most of then Cant even speak Italian either, just Southern Italian dialects. Vale comes across as a nuclear scientist compared to Italians.
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>away friendly against South Africa
>reporter asks what were his thoughts on the Apartheid
"well if he is too good we will mark him with 2 players"
>>69320510
why are you asking about apartheid there though
>>69302190
kill yourself, babby
>>69312338
Manuel Neuer
He won 500k in the German who wants to be millionaire (he didnt knew the last answer). His questions were kinda easy though.
>>69312338
Nicolas Lombaerts has a masters of Law
>>69320503
lol this is why i find it funny when italians make fun of totti for talking like a child. half of the national team sound just as dumb as him. italian footballers can make balotelli sound like a regular person
PAUL FUCKING GASCOIGNE
>>69295439
I've seen seagulls do that, he's looking for worms I think
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>>69312338
Socrátes, majoured in medicine while playing professionaly, was a speaker for anti-Dictatorship
>>69320703
>brazil med school
if you have money you just buy your degree
>>69320703
i just read the rest of your post i am retarded sorry.
Ribéry is up there.
Barely able to speak french, even before games
>>69320736
in private colleges yes but it was a good university, one of the hardest med schools to get in here
Podolski is pretty fucking stupid. When asked what his thought process was during the play that lead to a goal he replied "I don't think.". So go figure.
not only the dumbest football player in the world maybe even the dumbest person in the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeIbTpdjjww
Kane is a mouth breathing mong that cant stop having sexual thoughts about Dele Ali
Rooney literally has no brain in his Pikey skull and every thought that comes out of his mouth is scripted off a palm card his manager wrote for him
>>69295354
>"Football is like chess but without a dice
>t.Podolsky
>>69295545
Was just thinking this.
>>69295545
This is what I think of whenever he's on screen
>>69312338
Juan Mata is pretty erudite
>>69295354
What about rppney
Gabby Agbonlahor
>>69302399
And you would be the one to judge that, frogfucker? His german is alright, strong french accent and he's not completely fluent, but it's not "very poor german".
>>69312338
Philipp Lahm is smart as fuck desu.
>>69321961
why so rude tho
>>69295354
Rui Patricio can't put a sentece toguether, but i think he just gets nervous in front of the mic
>>69295354
that daft cunt who shagged a 15 year old instead of waiting a few months, can't remember his name
>>69322057
reminded me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD6m0sqGU24
>>69295796
>as some brazilians or africans
wow he isnt dumber than 100% of a country and a continent(fucking poor btw)
im sure that means he is not dumb at all
>>69320745
That's because he's from the north, they have a thick as fuck accent that makes all of them sound like inbred uneducated peasants. Hm wait...
>>69322107
lmao wtf
Messi
>Going to jail
I have no real way of proving this to anyone not speaking Croatian, but Broz is dumb as fuck
>>69322222
wew
>>69312338
Flamini, he is almost billionaire now
>>69322260
Still a pretty good player tho
>ctrl f+ shaqiri
>0 results
Look at him. He looks like the kind of kid in middle-school that would spend his time running behind pidgeons
>>69295397
Would've worked if he actually had managed to hit the goal.
>>69322334
oh yeah, no doubt he can be useful. But my friend is a journalist and did an interview with him. She said it was most frustrating thing ever, he can barely make more than 3 word sentences.
>>69295354
Rooney
>>69312338
Zlatan is quite obviously more intelligent than most players. Even the fact that he speaks better English than most footballers even though he's never played there (as of yet) says enough. But he sounds intelligent otherwise too, as compared to his peers.
the Welsh accent makes most people sound stupid desu
>>69295354
he looks like a neanderthal
>>69322553
he's scandanavian, they all speak excellent english to be fair
>>69322023
Just wait what happens when you're getting the brazil today, faggot
>>69322475
its is a medical condition
It's called CTE, Chronic traumatic encephalopathy. It's caused by long periods of or repeated minor shocks to the brain. This can be from falls, from small strikes to the head, to concussive blasts from ordinance, to fighting in basic training.
It's the same thing that destroys football players. It's been proven that even minor tackles cause CTE, not just concussions and head-to-head impacts. The symptoms are virtually identical to ptsd.
>tfw football gives you PTSD.
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>>69322107
>laugh a lot at this
>realize he has speech problems
>feel bad
>all the commentators laughing at him
>he has to keep going while he hears the laughter increasing
>>69295439
he didn't warm up properly
Pelé was notorious for saying dumb shit every time he opened his mouth, I think it was Romário that said Pelé spoke poetry whenever his mouth was shut.
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Garrincha was a very dumb one
>5x2 Brasil in the WC
>asked why everyone was crying when Brasil won the match
>>69326119
it was more related to how Pelé talks shit, and not dumb shit, if this makes sense.
Like politcal stuff, talking about FIFA etc, not anything related to intelligence
>>69295354
Does not strike me as particularly stupid
>>69296762
Pato is not stupid
And he didn't ditch Barbara, Milan sold him so they had to break up
>>69312338
Patrick Bamford was offered a place at Harvard but decided to play footy instead lel
>>69320503
>just Southern Italian dialects
That's still Italian
>>69326493
he is stupid if you consider he was supposed to be the best Striker since Adriano and now no one likes him
>>69320858
That means he plays off of instinct
>>69322334
More like overrated
This guy sucked vs Portugal
Pjaca is much better
>>69322553
Zlatan is fluent in 5 different languages
Love it when he bullies interviewers lmao
Bale is a cool guy. Hes just reserved.
Meanwhile:
https://twitter.com/waynerooney/status/63976434150027265
>>69326781
Nah
It's not all his fault
MilanLab ruined his muscles,Ronaldinho was a bad influence in him at a pretty young age,then injuries fucked him over and over again and at some point he just lost the will to play football
He's spoiled but not stupid
>>69326306
To be fair Pele's predicting skills are fucking awful
>>69326306
>asked why everyone was crying when Brasil won the match
Sounds like autism, the real one not the 4chan version.
>>69299331
>cheesin' on MK 4
MK I Goro was hardest Goro.
>>69295443
>has 4 Arms
>shoots penalty instead of saving them
>>69321986
this
he is going be a manager
>>69321986
>>69327290
>screwing ballack over by talking behind his back to the bosses in the national team
>after successful shilling he replaces ballack as captain of the team
>not even 1.70 m "tall"
>was voted to be the sexiest football player by gays while ballack was voted for sexiest players by females
>reminder <1.70m "tall"
>going to be manager
Sounds like the most jewish player ever um ehrlich zu sein Familie.
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>>69327519
i wonder who is behind this post
>>69322116
I support this :^)
>>69326980
>Bale is a cool guy. Hes just reserved.
No, he's fucking thick.
>>69327595
me too m8
>>69295545
oh god cannot be unseen from now on
>>69295697
seems like a cool normal dude to me.
maybe even >based
>>69295697
His daughter is pretty nippy.
>>69327612
so the smartest niggers are still dumber than half of all white people
>>69295697
Honestly, I would bet a lot of money that he is at least 100 on an IQ test.
>>69295697
I wonder how RM is. This guy is so much more likable than CR7
>>69328861
Prepare to lose, Kuntz.
Rooney is a good answer, but I think Ross Barkley is worse, because not only is he shit at speaking and acting like a human being, but he also needs to be babied to even play the fucking sport at a functional level. It's pretty phenomenal.
>>69329164
this is the correct answer, every ross barkley interview comes off as someone who barely has the intelligence to put his own clothes on. same with rooney as kane desu, a front 3 of those would be barely qualified to do my bins once a week
>>69328734
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>>69295354
chiquito flores
