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FA:Lions finally end saga, cut Stephen Tulloch
DEN:'Clear' Miller would get better offer as FA
WAS:Cousins, Redskins have not made any progress
NYG:Rashad Jennings to see 15+ carries a game?
MIA:Tunsil suffered 'growing pains' this spring
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PIT:Le'Veon Bell looking for $15 million a year?
NO:Mark Ingram wants to retain passing-game role
BUF:Bills WR Goodwin falls short in Olympics bid
DEN:Broncos QB Lynch headed for 'redshirt' year?
DEN:Mark Sanchez 'has to win' QB job in camp
DEN:Broncos and Sanders have had 'good talks'


>tfw same old news
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nth for b ears
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- Romo is going to throw less times than Russell Wilson.
- Romo will lead the league in Passer Rating.
- Romo will have a career low Int%
- Romo will lead the league in TD%
- Romo will play at least 14 games in the regular season
- The Cowboys have two 1,000 yard recievers
- The Cowboys will rush for over 3000 yards
- The Cowboys will have the #1 offense
- Cowboys will score over 30 points a game
- Cowboys defense will be a Top 10 Defense
- Cowboys will play in the NFCCG

>Quarterback
Cowboys > Redskins > Giants > Eagles
>Runningback
Cowboys > Eagles > Giants > Redskins
>Wide Receiver
Cowboys = Giants > Redskins > Eagles
>Offensive Line
Cowboys > Eagles > Giants > Redskins
>Defensive Line
Cowboys > Giants > Redskins > Eagles
>Linebacker
Giants > Cowboys > Eagles > Redskins
>Cornerback
Redskins > Giants > Cowboys > Eagles
>Safety
Eagles > Cowboys > Giants > Redskins

NFC North
Aaron Rodgers 67% 34 TDs 9 INTs 4,400 yards
Matt Stafford 59% 29 TDs 16 INTs 4,600 yards
Jay Cutler 61% 21 TDs 16 INTs 3,200 yards
Teddy Bridgewater 55% 20 TDs 14 INTs

NFC east
Eli Manning 59% 30 TDs 18 INTs 4,600 yards
Tony Romo 71% 30 TDs 8 INTs 3,800 yards
Kirk Cousins 60% 28 TDs 10 INTs 3,900 yards
Carson Wentz 53% 19 TDs 10 INTs 2,900 yards

NFC South
Drew Brees 67% 31 TDs 15 INTs 4,500 yards
Cam Newton 60% 28 TDs 12 INTs 3,700 yards
Matt Ryan 65% 30 TDs 14 INTs 4,600 yards
Jameis Winston 58% 22 TDs 13 INTs 3,100 yards

NFC West
Russell Wilson 58% 25 TDs 11 INTs 4,200 yards
Carson Palmer 62% 31 TDs 16 INTs 4,600 yards
Jared Goff 52% 20 TDs 14 INTs 3,200 yards
Blaine Gabbert 58% 20 TDs 10 INts 3,100 yards
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>Yfw Von Miller goes to chase a check on another team and never makes it back to the SB
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>>69293794
Oh Tiki.
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>>69293794
And then he gets injured in week 8 and the cowboys miss the playoffs again
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What would it take for Jason Garrett to get fired?
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>>69293797
>yfw he signs a pity payday with the Browns and becomes leader in Brown's history
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>>69293794
The mental gymnastics that Cowboys fans do is actually impressive
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>>69293977
cowboys to be bad
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>>69293977
Trade Romo, lose 14 games, cut all back up QBs and sign RBs
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>>69293977
try to blow cowboys stadium up but theyd probably just fire his assistant
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Who /wildcardguaranteed/ here?
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>>69294159
Here loud and proud.
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>>69293794
>Romo is going to throw less times than Russell Wilson
What does that have to do with anything?
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So I've been doing some mock drafts and I've seen Ezekiel Elliot go 6th-8th overall. Man, that seems like a steep price... I am eager to take him over Jamaal Charles or a dime a dozen WR.
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Pick 5 events you'd like to see, then 3 you wouldn't like to see


1. Romo throws 44 TDs and 28 ints
2. Brett Favre becomes a commentator
3. Drew Brees catches a deflected pass for the TD
4. Derek Carr and Blake Bortles put up 120 points total
5. Alex Smith's pants are torn off in a game
6. Joe Buck drunken rampage on air
7. The Giants go 19-0
8. Tom Brady hits bellichick with a pass
9. Aaron Rodgers sex tape with Munn
10. Jay Curler taking a shot on camera
11. Teddy Bridgewater saying "Nigga"
12. Jimmy Graham fights Gronk
13. Romo makes a burger on a grill
14. A punter throws 5 TDs
15. Jon Gruden choking Jim Nantz
16. Tim Tebow baked outta his mind
17. Cleveland wins a playoff game
18. Manziel naked on SI
19. Trump gets stumped
20. The Raiders beat anyone
21. A pair of very nice tits
22. A penis
23. Aaron Rodgers with tits
24. Tom Brady's penis
25. Pats getting BTFO
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>>69294411
>Derek Carr and Blake Bortles put up 120 points
>Joe Buck drunken rampage
>A punter throws 5 TDs
>Cleveland wins a playoff game
>The Raiders beat anyone
Don't want to see:
>The Giants go 19-0
>Manziel naked on SI
>Trump gets stumped
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>>69294411
2, 6, 21, 15, 12

7, 23, 24
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>>69293794
na
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>>69294892
What a cute girl.
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>>69294251
Because if the Cowboys are running a lot and Romo being the super clutch super accurate and super smart QB that he is will be gutting defenses that will be committing to Runs. MVP candidate in 2016 will bet a picture of my ex gf onnthe toilet if he isnt
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>>69294911
>girl

I have bad news for you anon.
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>>69294411
I pick 17 four times and 25 once. My three are 19 24 and 20
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>>69295008
Am I gay now?
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>>69295128
>now
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>Future threatening Russell Wilson

what the shit is this guy thinking?
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>>69295316
He's currently smoking massive quantities of bubble gum through his dillhole.
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>>69294411

12, 17, 25, 15, 11

1, 4, 7
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>>69293794
redskins have a better overall receiver corps, cowboys just have Dez
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>>69295506
not even a cowgirl fan but that is completely wrong
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>>69293676
>Team is barely ever in OP post
Can't decide if that's good or bad
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>>69295961
It's good for me so I can remain unimportant.
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>>69295961
It's good it means they are likely keeping out of trouble
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>>69294411
>like to see
Brett Farve becomes a commentator
Alex Smith's pants are torn off in a game
Tom Brady hits bellichick with a pass
Teddy Bridgewater saying "Nigga" (kek)
Cleveland wins a playoff game

>Wouldn't like to see
Trump gets stumped
The Raiders beat anyone
A pair of very nice tits
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>>69295316
>Future rolls up
>Windows roll down
>Future's Where Ya At blares out the car
>"Ay yo Rus!"
>Russell Wilson gazes back in his usual 1000 yard stare fashion
>"Eat ma heat, nigga!"
>Future fires off rounds
>Russ scrambles and dodges all the bullets
>Toss a football into Future's car
>A loud thud
>Russell Wilson runs away after
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>>69296389
Can QBs throw a football hard enough to kill someone?
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SEA:Russell Wilson on Future : "Fuck that nigga"
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>>69295570
This
Terrance Williams is very underrated imo
Cole Beasley is like a Edelman-Lite
And Jason Witten is their franchises best TE, ever
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What is a play that seems to never work in your team's playbook?
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>>69296979
any pass over 15 yards
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>>69296979
Chip Kellys 3rd down screens
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>>69296979
>>69297087
don't forget about 2nd and long senpai
might be a cheeky run who knows??
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>>69294411

6, 11, 14, 15, 25

1, 7, 19
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>>69294411
won't lie, I'd watch the Rodgers/Munn sex tape. Those pictures she sent to her ex years ago prove she's a freak.
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>>69296979
what's that faggot play called where the QB takes the snap and then throws it to a receiver laterally (parallel to the line of scrimmage) as quick as possible?

>also you now remember the pants on the ground song
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>>69294970
Someone screengrab this. I mean, if you want a pic of Tiki's 600lb cousin on the toilet.
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>>69298770
Flat?
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>>69299945
yeah that one thx
never works
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>>69297258
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>>69298774
Funny af.
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>>69303369
Who?
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>>69303789
a dindu that got made good
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SEVEN DEADLY SINS OF /NFL/

Old Bay
Tiki
p12
BB
Sneak
Scarletism
Carrmageddon
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>>69305715
I'll never be seven deadly sins. I guess I'm seven cardinal virtues.
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>>69305715
>this became the new Antonio Brown's perfect smile pasta
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>>69305934
>anyone on this shithole being virtuous
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>>69306038
I bet there's a lot of virtue here, as in virgins. lol.
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>>69306943
The words you are saying together make no sense.
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>>69307071
I don't know what sense is.
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>"It's clear to see when you get a concussion. In football, it's - concussions happen, if not on every play, then they happen like every other, every third play, you know. With all the helmet contact, guys hittin' the ground, heads hittin' ground. It's simply when your brain touches your skull from the movement or the inertia, man. It's simple to get a concussion, you know. ...I don't know how many I've had over my career, you know, but I've definitely had my fair share."
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NIGGA, I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE BEEN A PART OF SUCH FUCKING GODDAMN DISGRACE OF WHAT THE FUCK I'M SEEING RIGHT NOW DAWG - EDP445, American Philosopher
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>>69307149
Get a job
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>>69307197
I have one m8.
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G-go puckers...
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>>69307235
A job isn't a job if they don't pay you.
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>>69307271
I work at Chipotle lol.
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>>69307191
EAT
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>>69307071
Tripfag posts always remind me of when Lisa Simpson was confused by the "Yahoo Serious Film Festival" sign

"I know those words but I don't know what they mean..."
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>>69307247
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If you could be locked in a sports bar with 5 tripfags of /NFL/ watching the Superbowl which ones would they be?
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>>69307495
None of them because nobody likes us.
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>>69307531
This desu
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>>69307387
>hating based young Einstein
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>>69303369
>vegan
>dated a tranny

dear god i hope blaine gabbert becomes the starter
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>>69307495
Actually if I was allowed to have a knife I would do this because it would be like that stuck in the middle with you scene from reservoir dogs 5 x in a row
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>>69307783
So who's going to be Mr. Orange and kill you?
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>>69307986
probably Old Bay because he's a whiny rat faggot
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>>69308058
I am now imaging Old Bay laying in a pool of his own blood.
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>>69294411
5, 6, 11, 16, 21 and 25
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>>69307495
Mayo, Pie, Elvis, Sean annnd Edelman Army.
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>>69307495
Weddle's Taped Fingers, Dalton's Flaming Hair, Sean, UTV and...Tiki, but just to have him choke to death on a rubber version of romo's dick
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>>69308371
a little offended desu
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>>69308427
>UTV
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>>69308447
Inb4 obligatory screencap
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>>69308427
found the archiver
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>>69308444
it'd be weird having an iggles trip at a superbowl party.
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>>69308371
you forgot slot
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>>69307495
Carrmageddon
Raider Nation
Oingo Boingo
IE Brah
Darth Raider
And TDK if I can get 6
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>>69308566
slot can party with the losers in sneaks basement.
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>>69308590
What about alphacheese?
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>>69307495
R12, Joe staley's bloody nose, Neon Deion, Tony Reali, and Fuck Kentucky. NORCAL doesn't make the cut.
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>>69308522
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>>69308717
Neon Deion was a fag. He made us Braves fans look bad.
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>>69308536
reee
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>>69308735
w-who will you do next? pls scare an /nfl/ trip away
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>>69308835
I volunteer Old Bay.
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>>69308869
beebs, quads confirm
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>>69308717
is PACnw a niners fan?

>>69308900
No )=

its not like my posts are easily grabbed either
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>>69308717
th-thanks
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>>69309091
i'd pick you too, you're non threatening
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>>69294411
Wants
7. The Giants go 19-0
12. Jimmy Graham fights Gronk (if JG wins)
17. Cleveland wins a playoff game (if Manziel storms the field naked just before a Cleveland FG like a bat out of rehab)
25. Pats getting BTFO
.>9000. Paxton Lynch Bronco's starter QB week 1

Don't wants
22. A penis
23. Aaron Rodgers with tits
24. Tom Brady's penis

>two penises
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>>69308779
I know nothing about what he says about the braves but when he used to post here as a niners fan he was the trip I got along with the best by far.

>>69309071
>is PACnw a niners fan?
I don't remember talking to him, isn't he a baseball trip? So he'd be mariners, right?

>>69309091
you'd be better if you weren't church-lite at times. I guess living in enemy territory will do that to some people though.
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hey so i'm back from my ban

fill me in

what's the inside scoop

i want the dirty deets
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>>69309382
last I heard was that Denard Robinson drove into a lake while he was sleeping and had to be rescued, he claimed he wasn't intoxicated or high as if that was something people normally do.
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>>69308735
Holy shit
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>>69309485
i suppose people in jacksonville feel themselves so bored they've to at times invent danger to feel alive and remind themselves, and the rest of the globe, that they exist
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>>69309648
or you know, he just got high and fell asleep while driving, ending up underwater.
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What did he mean by this
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>>69309748
i was just trying to make fun of jacksonville

>>69309760
so despite having a local team in the nuggets, he's a GS fan

i fucking hate memes
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>>69309382
Louis Murphy got drunk, woke up locked in a museum, and had to break a window in order to get police assistance
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>>69309839
>i was just trying to make fun of jacksonville
it doesn't need to be made fun of, jacksonville makes fun of itself. next year people will talk about hoping they don't get drafted first by the jaguars because that means they will tear their ACL shortly after.
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>>69309868
Goddamn
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>>69309760
Means he wish he'd play niggahop in college so he could now be getting big buck$$$$ ?
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>>69309760
I'm not overly familiar with apehoop, but doesn't Colorado have an NBA team?
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NFL Top 10 Predictions:

1. Gronk
2. Brady
3. Brown
4. Netwon
5. Jones
6.Watt
7. Kuechly
8. Rodgers
9. Peterson
10. Beckham Jr
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>>69309947
nuggets yeah
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>>69309868
that sounds like it'd be a good story if he manages to remember it
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>>69309953
>anybody but cam being number one
nah
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>>69293676
Dubs and eagles make playoffs
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>>69310004
It will never work
Kek does not will the eagles a playoff berth
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>>69310004
cmon man get it together
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>>69309953
1. Newton
2. Brady
3. Odell
4. JJ
5. Brown
6. Jones
7. AP
8, 9, and 10 I don't know.
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>>69310001

>choking in the worst possible fashion to lose the owl
>blowing your shot a perfect season against the fucking failcons

lol no
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>>69310004
The eagles will not make the playoffs
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>>69310004
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>>69310032

>Gronk anywhere outside the top 3 under any circumstance

kill yourself tbqh fampachi
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We all know veteran players like to sign for powerhouses to chase a ring, but has a player ever purposely signed with a shit team just to prove that he could win them a title?
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>>69310057
watt and Rodgers were first and second last year, playoffs don't factor into it at all
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>>69310081
Yeah RG..pfhahaha na none that ai can think of.
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1. Newton
2. Watt
3. Brown
4. Brady
5. Gronk
6. Jones
7. Kuechly
8. Rodgers
9. Peterson
10. Beckham
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Damn it
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>>69310141
singles and raiders finish as the only team in the west below 500
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>>69310080
>A fucking white male trying to say a white man belongs in the top 3
I'm fucking telling you Brady may not even get in there. Niggers are the most racist people in the world, it will be Cam at #1 even though Brady objectively and statistically raped him, OBJ probably at #2, and Brown might even make #3. My list was who I'd put up there, but unfortunately the niggers are going to put their own up there.
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dubs and Von Miller tears his ACL week 1
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6th for Vikings
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>>69310175
bruh a black player has only topped the list once, and only two black guys have ever even been in the top 3
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>>69310260
cause dubs hate tripfags
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You're out with your gf and this ripped son of a bitch comes up and converts your gf to a born-again Christian who won't put out again until marriage.

What do you do?
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>>69310260
Sorry bro, way she goes.
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>>69296389
>"Eat ma heat, nigga!"

I don't know why this made me laugh as much as it did
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>>69310291
>marriage for sex

>buying an airplane for peanuts.webm
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>>69310291
Wonder why I'm back in California and why my gf is with me.
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>>69310273
>only two black guys have ever even been in the top 3

Really? I'd think CJ2k, Demarco Murray, Adrian Peterson, LaDanian Tomlinson... Would all be top 3 right after their great seasons. I know it's a QB league and Peyton, Rodgers, Brady, Brees... moved around a bit but you can't ignore those great players I started with

inb4 >CJ2k. He was great his 2.5k all purpose yardage season.
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>>69293794
hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahabahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Last 2 are the number the Raiders win in 5 seasons
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>>69310339
>>69310344
>Having sex
The correct answer is to thank Based Carr for showing you the path to redemption and schedule a baptism with your local church to wash away your sins as a born-again.
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>>69310411
God. Fucking. Damn it.
>>69310413
I love Carr and the Raiders but damn, I don't think I can last without sex
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>>69310379
well it's only been around since 2011
AP topped it in 2012 and was top 3 in 2011, and megatron was top 3 in 2012-14
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Banned test
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>>69310291
Become the next Bronco qb and whoop him twice a year.
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>>69310224
Badass pupper anonkun
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>>69310457
>implying you get laid
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>>69293794
>autism the post
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>>69310457
>I don't think I can last without sex
Well lucky for you you don't have to. It is your duty as a white man to marry a white woman and pump out children as fast as possible.
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>>69310175

eh, NFL niggers are probably less racist than your everyday dindu. A lot of them admire Brady/Gronk
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>>69310544
Oh shit nigger BTFO.
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>>69310469
I'd think Brown would be on there for 14 but he was at least top 10... I'm guessing QBs and JJ Watt hogged the top spots while people like OBJ and Le'Veon Bell were top 10.
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>>69310588
>raiders fan
>white
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>>69310593
But they'll still put Cam up at number one simply because he is the first good black quarterback prospect since Moon.
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>>69310544
Your mother is my bitch m8
>also niners GF

>>69310588
I'm not white though
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>>69310622
I exist.
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>>69310643
>I'm not white though
Well then it is your duty to let your genes die with you so the white man can regain his throne.

>>69310622
Yeah we have a lot of inferiors, but with the coming race war we will cleanse them soon enough.
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>>69310588
>It is your duty as a white man to marry a white woman and pump out children as fast as possible.

sounds more like a fucking mormon desu
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>>69310643
*unsheathes katana*
>niners GF
Traitor. How does it work?
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>>69310705
No, Mormons marry tons of women and think they need to breed out as many kids because of something having to do with their prophet and Zion.

Christians breed kids to regain the holy throne of heavenly father and cleanse all non-believers. We should look to Carr as a shining example for what we should all strive to be.
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>>69310641
>implying
>>69310643
kek called it
spic?
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>>69310705
I doubt many people itt have children
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You guys do realize that if Romo stays healthy the Cowboys are going to be one of the superbowl contenders in the NFC right? And it is a good chance he will be playing most the season.
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>>69310688
I'll die when I want m8
>that high as fuck looking dog
>>69310720
She loves me, I love her, together since 4th grade, unfortunately, her family is all niners fans
>how does it work
Well when a man loves a woman, they have sex, usually consented, anyway, every 4 years when our teams meet, the winner decides what we do in the bedroom. 2014 was a good game

>>69310795
Black Mexican, I can cuck you and stab you at the same time
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>>69310905
>Black Mexican
so you'll mow my lawn then rob my house?
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>>69310905
>Black Mexican
jesus man, sorry life dealt you such a bad hand
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>>69310905
>>69310945
You'll make me a fried chicken burrito?
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>>69310905
>I'll die when I want m8
You die when God summons you for judgement.
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>>69294159

Why did you guys have to get rid of the Based Creamsicles?
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>>69310945
Maybe, why?
>>69310968
Beats being a Florida fag
>>69310971
Fried Chicken with Tapatio
>>69311002
I at least want to see the Raiders win a couple SBs before I die
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>>69311051
that's one thing that is so fucking ridic about the NFL

like 90% of fans want the throwbacks all the time

why can't they just admit that it's just a scam to sell more merchandise
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>>69310905
That's honestly the funniest thing I've ever read

>tfw no gf to dominate

>>69311068
>fried chicken with tapatio
That's a southern black thing tbhwy
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>>69311162
I'll be your gf
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>>69311068
Yeah ha ha who would live in Florida ha ha...
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>>69311162
There's some creole in my family, my grandpa used to say he ate alligators with cajun sauce, he also tried to eat my pet turtle
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>>69311268
Kek
>owning a meme pet

>OBJ only #10
What?
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If they put Brady at 9 I am going to cancel NFL network
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Rodgers played like doo doo this year he's not a top 10 player.
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>>69311350
odlel chimpum jr BTFO
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Newton will be #1 because marketing, but does anyone ACTUALLY believe Cam is #1 in the NFL? Is he even top 10?
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WHAT THE FUCK
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>>69311068
i'm not from Florida
>>69311428
i agree actually
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>>Gronk
>9

He's the best player in the league. Must have a lot of haters in the league
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>>69311428
Rodgers isn't top 10 every year except 2011 desu
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>>69311464
not even top 30 tbdesu
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OH SHIT
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>>69311466
>2015

Nice try, buddy
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>5 Games 90 Rush Att 321 Yds 3.6 Y/A 3 TD's

why doesn't anyone talk about how shitty Adrian Peterson was in December?
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>>69311526
It's from the 2015 season, which was the last NFL season we've had.

Idiot.
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>>69311666
And Cam will probably still get higher than Brady.
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>>69311666
>mfw whenever people see this they always say that Cam had better meme stats than Brady therefore he was better

lmao what a fucking joke people are
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>>69311666
>666
>Carrmageddon
>David Carr
>Christian man

It's happening
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>>69311754
>David
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>>69311666
>b-b-but muh rushing touchdowns
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>>69311666

Jiggaboos gonna boo
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Odell
Gronk
Julio
Brown
Kuechly
Rodgers
Peterson
Watt
Brady
Newton
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>>69311810
Kuechly and brown need to be switched
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Rigged
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>>69311917
Julio is top ten you fuck.
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>>69309485
>Robinson, whose side of the car was partly underwater near an intersection, opened his eyes when an officer, identified as Frank Camacho, began knocking on the passenger-side window, then “went back to sleep,” the report said.

>Staples is said to have rolled down the window and asked, “What’s up?”

>“I explained that their vehicle was in a pond and that they needed to exit the vehicle,” the officer wrote.

>Staples tried to roll the window back up, according to the report. But the officer reached in, unlocked the door and pulled Staples out of the car.
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>>69311995
He must have hit his head or something.
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Kuechly is good but he got fucking vaporized by CJ Anderson in the Owl
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>Aaron is going to be in the top 5

what a fucking joke
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>>69312031
or yknow, he wasn't sober
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>>69312037
Honestly there were very few positive players on the Panthers in that Owl.
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>>69311993
And he's too low!
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>>69312070
>Kony Ealy has one of the best performances by a D-Lineman
>his surrounding team shits the bed

dude would have been the MVP if the Panthers had their shit together
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>>69294411
>mfw da raiders beat everyone
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>>69312100
I wanted Ealy to win simply because of how good he played. If Cam wasn't a puss and his receivers didn't have stone hands, they might have.
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>>69293794
>Romo will play at least 14 games in the regular season
QB is so injury prone that even the deepest dick ridingest of fans can't guarantee a full season
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Neil Lomax >>> Tony "Homo Schlomo Slow-Mo" Romo.
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>>69312070

Cam played like liquid shit

That juke on the fumbled football is probably the worst move I've ever seen in a football game
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Rodgers doesn't even belong in the top 10 after that disgraceful season.
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>>69312184
Cam was the single biggest reason why they lost. It wouldn't have been the hardest to outscore the anemic Broncos offense, if they were such a good offense themselves. All Cam had to do was manage the game and not lose his cool. He got so shook he couldn't do shit and then pulled the ultimate bitch move to assure his places as a mental midget and complete choker.
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>>69312184
he just dabbin
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>>69294411
14, 25, 11, 3, 19

24, 7, 17
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>>69312264
If he was a real QB he would have dived on that ball with no hesitation. He would have held on for dear life.
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>>69311666
i hate fag brady but fuck me the schemes bellicheat runs is perfect for him, even without someone like moss
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>Peterson in top 5

too bad Peterson is going to be shit this year
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Just letting you guys know that the Titans will finish 3rd in the AFCS ahead of the Texans.
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>>69312322
I want to believe, but I have my doubts. I don't trust Mularkyball.
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>>69312285
Why is this list a prediction of 2016 instead of just a list of top players of 2015?
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>mfw based Rivers had a spectacular season with the worst center and oline in the league and without his #1 receiver and is ranked behind worse qbs

hes better than big ben. he always has been.
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>>69312339
I trust Lebaugh can put together a very solid defense, and Mariota can help Henry and Murray hold on to the ball long enough to create a lot of close low scoring games. I'mean thinking 4-7 wins.
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>>69312386
too bad he sucks at using condoms
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>>69312390
7 wins seems possible. But you have a lot of problems, my man. Even worse problems than the Raiders.
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>>69312054
This. This SO hard.
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>>69312404
>Catholics
>using condoms
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>>69312443
no wonder mexicans have so many kids
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When is Pittsburg going to fire their dumb nigger head coach?
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>>69311666
wait why do we discount rushing stats? (I mean other than because its a meme, obvi)
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>>69312411
The Raiders are looking good though, so no shame in that. The Titans are sitting on a lot of its with young players, but if even half of these 50-50 prospects like DGB or Kevin Byard work out with a solid GM like Jon Robinson things should be getting better. The Raiders started there path back to relevance with Reggie, ando now we have our mastermind. I kind of hope Mularkey shits the bed because with this young nucleus we have assembled a good coach would probably be willing to take the reigns. Like Shula from CAR, and I believe Robinson can make it work.
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>>69312540
I can see. Good luck on your team's journey to relevance again.
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>>69312520
lol wha?

Do shitsburg fans think their coach sucks?
explain /sp/ I don't pay attention to that division
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Watt 4
Brady 3
Brown 2
Newton 1
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Lmao I forgot about him getting back to back ints on Romo ahahahah and then the Panthers ended his season
Is there any doubt hes top 10 all time?
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>>69312570
He's kinda just coasted after winning the Owl in 08. All he seems to do now is do the bare minimum to stay relevant. At least as far as I have seen it.
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>>69312540
You guys can have Shula desu, Carolina fans are in love with their DC more anyway
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>>69312570
I think the guy you're responding to isn't a steelers fan, he's a tomlin hater.
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Booooooo
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>>69312578

>The city of (You)
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>>69312628
Why? He was pretty good this season.
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>>69312617
they went to the owl in '10
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>>69312617
Rooney's won't fire him. As long as the Steelers are staying about .500 Tomlin will never be fired.
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