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Previous thread: >>69246708
News:
>Mickey Gall doesn't want to be known as the guy who fought CM Punk
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/4/12047352/mickey-gall-doesn-t-want-to-be-known-as-the-cm-punk-guy-any-more
>Gouti-Laprise added to UFC on Fox 21
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/thibault-gouti-vs-chad-laprise-joins-vancouvers-ufc-on-fox-21-lineup
>Belal Muhammad training despite adherence to Ramadan
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/4/12070464/belal-muhammad-training-for-ufc-debut-against-alan-jouban-during
Other links:
>UFC 200 Embedded EP 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq0PXpMmef0
>UFC 200: It's Time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mehYIYq4egE
first for that canadian ronda rousey fan getting BTFO
>>69257752
"that canadian ronda rousey fan"
lmao
>>69257663
Sorry this thread was first
>>69257773
what thread
How about zero hype edition? I don't see any hype for 200 outside of the hardcore.
how badly will it bomb?
Schaub is God
>>69257752
>>69257816
It certainly doesn't seem to have the appeal to casuals that 100 or even 196 did
It might still sell decent, but nothing stupendous
>>69257830
Did you watch Schaub-Arlovski? Should it actually have been scored in Schaub's favor?
>>69257892
absolutely
jones and brock are getting heemed
screencap this post
>>69257816
The 202 press conference will get more views than the 200 main card
>>69257926
>>69257926
mctappy is going to turn into the next chael sonnen
not a draw because he's an amazing fighter, but just because he talks a lot
Did OP get offended that I used a picture of him for my thread so he spammed this shit thread everywhere?
>but muh op
REAL >>69257663
REAL >>69257663
REAL >>69257663
REAL >>69257663
>>69258051
you have quickly become one of the worst posters in the history of heem
>>69257961
>Conor McGregor isn't an amazing fighter
>>69257654
>They also wanted to make Ronda vs Holly 2 immediately too.
Actually, Dana, who is becoming increasingly demented, wanted Holly to wait until December, possibly January ('17) before fighting again, in order to rematch Ronda.
I wonder if it's the salty mandrama children trying to sabotage our general for getting them banished to /asp/
lesnar vs mir
gsp vs alves
hendo vs bisping
fitch vs thiago
akiyama vs belcher
dc vs jon
bork vs hunto
tate vs who
frankie vs aldo
cain vs mr rousey
>>69258069
no need to be triggered
>>69258088
Maybe Ronda plans to return when Holly is 40 years old or so, that's her strategy
>>69258069
>he hasn't already filtered Bulgaria
webm spammers can we get some Randy Couture webm's please
>>69258127
I really expect her to come back in December. She'll face whoever wins on Saturday. Miesha has already stated that she won't take another fight earlier than December.
On a similar note - how would you guys feel if they made Rockhold/Bisping 2 in the next 2-3 months?
Free Fights part 5
Other lists: http://pastebin.com/0DuVP5j4
Jorge Masvidal vs Joe Lauzon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-t0CVzSdg2k
Takanori Gomi vs Satoru Kitaoka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugC5IjV3oRM
Nick Diaz vs Jeremy Jackson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_3ias5Xf5c
Gunnar Nelson vs Alexander Butenko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cqMoREkzAQ
Ben Rothwell vs Jonathan Ivey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjGBbk4gFJw
Gilbert Yvel vs Alexander Houston
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EdjjYPcNmM
Chael Sonnen vs Amar Suloev
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ar0FWIXA2E
Andrei Arlovski vs Viacheslav Datsik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYThRk3nd6I
Wonderboy vs Jeremy Joles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dw2ZGvrXEc8
Yair Rodriguez vs Leon Herrera (Yair is in the blue corner/gloves)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpB8nTu-jMU
Ken Shamrock vs Ross Clifton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXKdfsLL2MA
Vitor Belfort vs Antony Rea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUsDpBaTQPM
Cat Zingano vs Carina Damm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C823qI3wR2I
Dustin Poirier vs Aaron Suarez
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqrb7EJO77s
Tim Kennedy vs Dante Rivera
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqsCSAmeisA
Ikuhisa Minowa vs Alexander Shlemenko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1c1woIkeSMo
Ben Nguyen vs Chavalit Sityodtong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bWbad4hBo4
>>69258225
>I don't rate Bellator
>>69257816
>I don't see any hype
Sometimes I wonder if you people even have friends
>>69257868
>>69257816
they fucked up not doing it july 4th weekend
gives people a great excuse to watch the fights since so many parties and stuff are going on already
>>69258268
Datsik was a legend
Imagine seeing him in the UFC fighting Travis Browne or something
>>69258260
Any immediate rematch with no controversy and where the first fight was a finish and/or a domination is shit.
Someone on the UG pulled some data that the vast majority of the immediate rematches end with the same winner.
Will this babby grow up to be the best p4p fighter in the history of MMA?
>>69258358
I've heard about that, but I was never able to find the data for myself. Did anyone screencap it and post the data here?
>>69257717
thank you OP
>>69258268
>Cat Zingano vs Carina Damm
>tune in
>see this
>wat do
>>69258345
>kickboxing
Can we stop pretending this shit is anywhere near as entertaining as MMA? It's fucking awful.
>>69258418
>tune into Zigano-Pena
>explosive bunda malfunction in round 2
what do
>>69258436
I wonder what the UFC would even do if like the ass of their shorts just exploded open
they'd have to stop the fight and fix the gear, but... would they do that?
>>69258427
Why do you think it's bad? It's a decent display of standup skills at a higher level than you would find in the UFC.
>>69258358
I think it's kind of naive to lump all finishes together.
Plus, if your lumping all the data together, I might imagine that a lot of those immediate rematches would be in low level promotions, where there's a dearth of fighters (therefore they're more likely to make immediate rematches, just because their fighters have fewer available opponents).
>>69258427
heems are heems my friend
>>69258436
>explosive bunda malfunction
>the fight is stopped and declared a no contest
>the next fight is delayed while they clean the shit out of the ring
>yfw
>>69258436
>>69258452
in that Damm fight linked above Cat axe kicks her directly below the belt (where a nutshot would be)
what's the rule on that with females
>>69258458
>fighters clinching just means the action pauses
>a fighter gets knocked down and lol you got til ten to get back up buddy, hope you can walk! (more action pausing)
>the average kickboxer would instantly get taken down and subbed in a MMA fight
The shit sucks
>>69258493
I think it's still illegal
Cunt punts can still do damage to a woman, they have weaker pelvic bones than men iirc
Let's post fighters who are just not quite good enough to ever be considered elite.
I'll start: Ryan Bader
>>69258345
DELET TIHS
>>69258536
Donald Cerrone
>>69258536
Michael Johnson
>>69258536
The Diaz Brothers
>>69258544
STAHP
>>69257717
>Belal Muhammad training despite adherence to Ramadan
why can't habeeb do this too
>>69258536
>when /heem/ thought """""K-1"""""" Bader would actually drag Rumble into deep waters and submit him
>>69258536
diego sanchez
>>69258581
Well nobody expected him to dive for a leg from halfway across the octagon.
>>69258536
pre-june edition: michael bisping
>>69258616
lel
>>69258616
Immediately after the match began
>>69258536
Mark Hunt
+2 Internets to you if you can successfully guess who this is (hint: you will never get it).
>>69258687
Cat Zingano
>>69258399
Can't find it now, shouldve saved.
>>69258471
I guess I'm just jaded with the rematch heavy matchmaking, even if many of those didn't happen because of injuries, shit has gotten ridiculous, someone take Joe Silva's crack pipe away from him.
>>69258581
He would have if he wasn't scared. I didn't know he was such a wimp. He should have been cut for that.
>>69258687
Alexa Davis
>>69258687
a pre-kid pre-rousey depression Cat Zigano
>>69258697
>>69258471 (You)
>I guess I'm just jaded with the rematch heavy matchmaking
Yeah, I'm with you. Rematches really can, and do, waste a lot of time. I didn't mean to poke holes in your data (which has not actually been posted).
>>69258696
>>69258724
+4 Interweb
>>69258687
An extra in an early 2000s rap video
is /heem/ the premier mma meme making community?
>>69258536
The entire LW roster pre 2012 (with the exception of Frankie)
>>69258753
Who is that man?
>>69258753
>>69258753
heem is the cream of the meme making scene
Rafael Dos Anjos 2.0
Khabib Nurmagomedov
Tony Ferguson
Who comes out on top, familia?
>>69258687
qt zingano still qt to me
>>69258753
Hell no. Pic related. The type of meme mining "gold" /meem/ produces.
>>69258817
T bh i think Ferguson beats Glassynomedov.
I don't know who wins between Ferguson and Dos Anjos
>>69258820
I thought PC was normally meant to be the best one in these pictures but Goldberg is the worst commentator on that list
I feel like I could doost everyone here in under a minute. I could go through the entire /heem/ roster in under 3 weeks flat, what? 25 of you here now in this thread? Let's cut all the shenanigans, weigh me in tonight and I cut through all of you in under a month.
>>69258820
Brian Stann reporting in
>>69258845
dude, go fuck yourself
![UFC-Dgital-Media-Partner-Exclusive-On-Demand-Audio-Series_592571_OpenGraphImage[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4XwS9SN.jpg "UFC-Dgital-Media-Partner-Exclusive-On-Demand-Audio-Series_592571_OpenGraphImage[1].jpg")
is heem listening to the ufc unfiltered podcast?
the chemistry between norton and serra is better than i expected from two random guys just thrown together
i'll keep listening
>Cat Zingano is still wearing Affliction gear on her UFC profile pic
come on lol
>>69258820
Rogan is a PC guy really.
>>69258845
>Goldberg
>worst
>not best
>>69258918
I asked Goldberg fans why he's a good commentator once and all they had to say was "the memes".
>>69258817
cowboy somehow. rda will lose, cowboy will become champ
>>69258908
no I'm not because Jim Norton sucks lol
>>69258961
>cowboy somehow.
>>69258961
>>69258958
to be honest as cheesy as he is, he's very good at that corny radio personality type shit
Whatever happened to that big hullaballoo around a potential UFC sale? That story really fizzled out didn't it
>>69258981
>>69258991
eddie wins, cowboy rematch, khabi or tony win, injuries abound, cowboy replacement etc.
RDA beats cowboy, but that doesn't mean he beats all or that anyone who beats rda can beat cowboy
>>69259037
Cowboy isn't even in the weight class anymore you nutter.
>>69259015
They're finalizing the deal and have absolutely round up and executed all the talking birds in the desert
You won't hear a word about this again until a month after it's official
Is Johny allowed to have one brand logo on his trunks because he signed an individual Reebok deal?
>>69259037
>eddie wins
lol didnt read the rest
>>69258972
he's one of us though
enjoys mma, can't fight. hires prostitues
>>69259054
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/19/11972532/ufc-cowboy-cerrone-wants-quick-turnaround-lightweight-welterweight-mma
>>69259065
You're allowed Reebok approved sponsors on your shorts or something like that
A handful of fighters actually wear Monster
I can't wait for this Reebok shit to be over. How long's left? About three years?
>>69259113
Hopefully if the UFC is sold then the Reebok contract is somehow nullified
>>69259064
It's not happening.
Botter's finished after this.
>>69259113
Five more. 70 million man. Don't worry. In 2015 only about 7 million was used. Meaning there's going to be a lot for fighters in the future. Dana and Lorenzo don't make any money off of it btw. All for the fighters.
any of you lads have that BROKEN cormier image I do not have that one saved for some reason appreciate it
>Bisping is calling out the no. 13th ranked guy
What a champ.
>>69259154
>Five more
Jesus christ.
I know it's old news but the Reebok deal is seriously the worst shit. Came out of nowhere and fucked the majority of fighters over.
>>69259154
>>69259177
After Hendo he will fight Nick Diaz, then GSP.
How mad will the middleweights be?
>>69259195
Did not come out of nowhere. Came out of fans constantly reacting with a positive curiosity whenever Dana floated the idea of "uniforms".
>>69259229
Doubt it.
>>69259207
they will have to place rockhold underground with all the old movies in hollywood, too much salt
>>69257868
Is that guy who got KTFO autistic?
>>69258750
I thought it was a star of yet another 2 RATCHET 4 U dance fight movie
she's one of the wiggers with more sass than aunt jemima
>>69257926
You're right Conor, I believe you, I hope you're training hard, good luck
I have decided to retire young. Thanks for the cheese. Catch ya's later.
>>69257961
>1 UFC loss outside his weight division
>already unseated the 145 "goat"
>zero losses at 145
he's already accomplished more than chael ever did to be honest with you family.
>>69257777
USA USA USA
>>69259296
Formerly
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/16/11941778/at-age-33-john-howard-finally-freed-by-diagnosis-of-autism
Tfw I could simulate anyones death on heem
>>69258069
Seconding this, every Bulgaria post I see is trash
>>69259403
Step forward and try
>>69259403
All you gotta do is come to my gym and ask for me by name.
>>69259290
>>69257777
GOD QUADS FOR AMERICA
>>69258845
>Cuck-esque in his shitty opinion is the kangaroo fucking excuse of a 'man', Joe
>>69259574
>quality commentary? fuck that, as long as i hear random quips straight from a shill's mouth i'm happy
>CASUAL 'N' PROUD
Thanks for the input
>You're just an average bloke. I'm a fuckin samurai
Guys Meltzer is reporting Brock opponent for Summerslam is going to be announced on Smackdown this Thursday. If he gets heemed at 200 he won't be able to wrestle as WWE follows concussion protocol similar to the NFL and NBA. But names being floated as his opponent are Bas Rutten, Seth Petruzelli, Frank Mir and Rashad Evans. Bas dabbled in pro wrestling the early two thousands in New Japan. Seth works for the WWE right now. Both Mir and Evans have inquired about pro wrestling in the past. Stay tuned.
>>69259472
she looks sad
Well done, well done floyd...
HOWEVER
>>69259605
You can thank our National team and Missi for that
>>69259593
>not enjoying the irony of Goldberg's commentary
I bet you unironically enjoy Anik
Threadly reminder that if you dislike/hate this stud there's a high chance you were a virgin beta that was bullied constantly throughout highschool. What you see in Sage are all the things you will never be and it makes you steaming mad, he's your modern day Chad and you're that odd kid from the bottom desk.
>>69259593
If you don't like Rogan and Goldie you can fuck off, they make every fight more fun and I'm sad that Rogan is likely leaving this year.
>>69259629
Anik is GOAT
>>69259593
>barely a minute after >>69259574
you were so butthurt about a joke that you typed that up immediately kek
>>69259601
>Seth Petruzelli was hired by the WWE as a striking coach
what
>>69259662
My take on the odds for fights that interest me:
>Alvarez +270, RDA -330
def not worth betting RDA at those odds coming off long layoff with injury. alvarez is a little better than +270 imo
>gadelha +110, joanna -130
slight lean to joanna sounds right, i might favor her even more though i want claudia to win
>dc +250, jones -300
dont think there's value on DC there, not sure what he does different. -300 is actually one of the lower JJ lines you'll probably see
>lesnar +150, hunt -170
think you gotta favor the guy who's actually been fighting mma competitively the last few years. if brock cant get it to where he wants right away he's going to get hit a lot
>nunes +210, tate -250
consider me a 'doubter', i dont think meisha should be favored this much. cheeky play on nunes but i dont know that much about her desu
>edgar -115, aldo -105
edgar could take advantage of another conor KO victim returning for a tough fight. dont know what that will do to jose after a decade of dominance
>browne +235, cain -275
i think browne will fuck it up but not gonna back cain for those odds considering he hasnt fought in forever either
>pena +160, cat -185
sounds about right
>gastelum +100, hendricks -120
im not a big hendricks fan but i would make him a lot bigger favorite here. better wrestler and he's not gonna look as bad as he did against wonderboy
>>69259656
>>69259629
>>69259675
>it's fun
>u mad
>i only like him ironically
Fuck man I didn't expect you guys to be this retarded
>mfw someone hates on goldie
>tfw when you could split decision every here
>>69259729
I'm actually putting down 200 on Nunes tomorrow
She can absolutely fuck up Miesha standing up, and not just in the way that Holly could, but Amanda can and will push the action and actually dominate her standing up, her grappling is very good as well and she can defend the takedown, even if she can't, she's good on the ground
Only question is her gas tank, but I think she finishes Miesha around the third round
![2ljkmms[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dcMPFLZ.jpg "2ljkmms[1].jpg")
post YFW brock heems hunto in round 1
>>69259818
Mandramatics crawling out of the woodwork.
>>69259818
>>69259842
>>69259847
>people who like brock automatically are mandramatists
I like seeing albino gorillas pound people into bolivion you fucks
>>69259847
Does Brock have an iron chin?
>there are cucks that actually care and listen to the commentary
Seriously. It's fine if you just got into the sport. But if you've been watching for a few years and don't know what's going on you need to heem yourself.
>>69259789
Vegas Dave bet $1 million on Miesha Tate. I wouldn't fade Vegas Dave if I were you.
>>69259908
Vegas Dave is a lying cuck
>>69259847
You know, that first punch that Lesnar throws in this webm, it grazed Overeem's chin, and Overeem didn't block it at all. If it was a little bit more accurate who knows what would have happened, especially with Overeem's glass jaw.
>>69259908
>betting a million dollars on a sport with as many variables as MMA
Legit can't even imagine.
>>69259902
>He listens to commentary as a way to learn MMA
>"John Howard-esque is this fucking faggot frogposter in his autistic behavior, Joe"
>>69259875
What's wrong with liking mandrama? The UFC are desperately following their footsteps, they're dying to promote overhyped superstars. If it were up to Dana and Lorenzo, they're kick out all the talented people and sign CM Punk like performers.
>>69259959
Another fantastic post from the beautiful country of Bulgaria.
>>69259818
>>69259997
>rare flag only shows up to post awful shit and never actually sits down and discusses MMA
Doubt that's actually a Bulgarian
>>69260012
Is Bulgaria a rare flag?
Bisping's daughter
Did anyone catch Dos Anjo's Facebook livechat? There's a replay of it anyways
His accent sounds unusually thick, he normally has an accent but he sounded like a full on hue when speaking English in that livechat
actually there is a badass bulgarian tv series called pod prikritie (translated to undercover).
i tried to watch it but no subtitles after season 1 so i had to drop it.
>>69260028
>>69259959
>What's wrong with liking mandrama?
Nothing, but i don't, just telling these cucks you don't have to like it to like Bork
>>69260054
HEY MEESA MAGREGA
DIS MY DIVEESION MANG
![krazy-horse[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zWzaJvp.jpg "krazy-horse[1].jpg")
There is absolutely no reason for Krazy Horse to not be working commentary for the UFC.
>guy gets heemed
>GOT EEEEEEEEEEEEM!
>Ngannou walks out
>this nigga look like Congo (Chieck?)
>nah like the monkey movie
>guys get tapped
>DC not my nigga, now Jon a real nigga, fuckin' white wimmin,crashing cars,got guns,cocaine, he like me
>>69260054
When RDA speaks English he constantly says "but uuhhhhhh"
I swear listen out for it next time
>>69260076
Well, he did get signed by Rizin.
I don't know how they're getting him into Japan though.
>>69260076
Does he remind you of your wife's son's father Devon?
>>69260076
Bennett just got signed by Rizin and now goes by Charles "Felony" Bennett
>>69260108
A little bit. He's a fight fan actually. He's told some of his favorite are gangster type fighters. Bobby Green,Krazy Horse,Jones,Rumble,Melvin Manohef, Derrick Lewis, and Chael Sonnen. I'd rather him have like guys like the one in your gif,Randy,Chuch,Luke,Weidman, DC but he says they're pussies.
>>69260076
>On January 16, 2011 Bennett was training at a gym in Bernalillo County, New Mexico and got into a physical altercation with a teammate. According to a police report, tempers flared between the two and the other fighter knocked down Bennett, who then got dressed and left the building but came back 15 minutes later with a heavy piece of steel and attacked the fighter from behind. He was charged with aggravated battery.
>>69260098
>Mike Tyson never fought Bob Sapp because chinklets are finnicky on who enters their land
>>69260132
He will never not be Krazy Hose
>>69260160
Can you post the webm of him hemming kj nooons
>>69260147
>Bennett was first arrested when he was 17 years old for aggravated battery but the case was dropped. In 1998, he was arrested twice for possession of cocaine. His first arrest was dismissed and his second arrest included distribution, grand theft, and holding under 20 grams of marijuana. He received adjudication withheld on the four felony and one misdemeanor charge
>Between 1999 and 2009, he was arrested 14 times on charges that included selling cocaine, burglary, aggravated battery on a pregnant woman, and possession of MDMA. The charge on the pregnant woman in 2002 was dropped and he was found guilty on two drug charges in 2000 and 2001 and was also found guilty for another aggravated battery in 2008, which stemmed from a domestic dispute
>>69260170
I haven't got a webm but I've got the fight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGDDGZBwIyg
>>69260184
What's the deal with blacks and authority?
Claudia
gawdahleea
>>69260200
testosterone is correlated with crime and blacks have higher testosterone levels than everyone else
>>69259601
>Smackdown this Thursday
sd tapes tuesday so we'll find out tomorrow, I doubt it will be someone from mma though
>Krazy Horse
>vicious criminal with numerous drug and assault crimes
>wow so based
>very cool and dangerous
>very entertaining fighters to watch and listen
>Nick Diaz
>DUI's
>fighting outside the cage
>so based
>very entertaining
>that's just him
>Jon Jones bangs up some pregnant lady's car
>FUCKING NIGGER HANG HIM! STRIP HIM OF HIS BELT
>I HOPE HE GETS A INJURY THAT ENDS HIS CAREER!
>>69260465
Don't forget the eye pokes, kicking knees, keeping his hand on the mat, being an overall douche general part.
>>69260465
I don't like Diaz.
Bennett isn't a fucking douche, he did his time and he is trying to turn his life around he said it himself.
Jones is a pompous cocksucker who's not humble about anything he went to rehab for 1 day after the coke incident and he crashed into a pregnant lady then fled the scene, came back to the car to get some weed he left in the car, and then fled the scene once more. He has made no attempt to turn his life around and the fact that he was arrested later for drag racing is evidence that he hasn't learned anything and he's still a piece of shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW6Z9iQBHvo
>>69260514
this man is not a pompous cocksucker, this man is a badass
and by the way, what was the stage of pregnancy of that lady? did he banged her afterall?
>>69260476
I love UFC girls , they are so hard core and not girly like gymnastics girls
>>69259574
god damn this made me laugh. bantz mex is my favorite heem poster
>>69260525
Juiced to the GILLSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>69259195
>Came out of nowhere
It has always said in contracts they had the right to the ad-space. Any fighter who didn't think they would eventually enforce that are dumb as shit. Leave it to people who get hit in the head for a living to not read the fine print.
Reebok deal is fine. Actually looks like a sport now. UFC fighters are getting paid more now than ever before. Stop whining and go back to Rebbit.
>>69260483
>eye pokes
A problem the UFC has failed to address
>kicking knees
Completely legal
>Keeping his hands on the mat
Completely legal
>Being an overall douche
Shut up, pussy
Fighters union when?
These guys are really getting stiffed by Dana and the Mafia
eddie vs two banjos literally starts in less than 72 hours
>>69260558
>le fighter pay is just fine go back to ribbit man
Not you again
>>69260591
>>69260603
>I don't want stacked cards
>I want the politics, shit matchmaking, and diva status of boxing
>>69259634
I don't want to see him lose again
>>69260610
Who are you quoting?
>>69260638
I'm explaining to you what your opinion means. Any more questions, Auspie poster?
>>69260558
>UFC fighters are getting paid more now than ever before
fuck you dana
p.s. that podcast is shit
Threadly heeminder
Let's tunnelvision and pretend that DC beats Jones fair and square via exhausting one sided unanimous decision. Does Jones break mentally like Conor, Ronda and Rockhold or does he suck it up like Weidman and get even more pumped to make a spectacular comeback?
>>69260646
Right, you know what I'm thinking and what I mean and want at all times.
Here's a question for you, why do you defend any of the business practices the UFC does without question? I'd actually like to know.
>>69260658
fuck flyweights and fuck you goof
real fight fans want spicy bangers and corn nuts
>>69260659
Conor and Rockhold handled the loss alright enough I think, Ronda is literally on suicide watch though
>>69260671
>fuck flyweight
>>69260659
>Suck it up like Weidman
He gets injured before a rematch and pulls out? lol
Jones is an actual alpha. A loss would only reinvigorate him. He'd probably only come back scarier
>>69260666
>Without question
I don't? I'm just fully aware of the UFC's revenue and think their payouts are pretty reasonable. They could be higher, sure, but we're talking about base pay not bringing back shitty local sponsors that only bigger guys benefited from in the first place.
>>69259015
You have no idea how business works do you eh crocodile hunter?
They have to do their due diligence, work out massive contracts, and do everything through teams of lawyers making millions.
Big sales like these take time.
>>69260659
Jones would take a sabbatical to party all over the world and stuff
DC would sit on his gold throne at last, but he's tired. Tired of the words, the training, seeing his friends suffer. He'll fight a couple more times, then retire.
Then Jones would come back, say how blessed by God he feels, and decision Krylov for the LHW title
>>69260671
>he doesn't appreciate the fluidity and precision of Mighty Mouse's technique
>>69260696
I might not have business smarts, I'll concede that; but I've got many other good qualities that your hot mum can attest to
>>69260690
>I'm just fully aware of the UFC's revenue
As far as I know that shit isn't public.
They could be higher is all I really want, it's weird hearing about top ten fighters like Jojo who can't afford to make fighting a full-time job. UFC is supposed to be the big league, but it doesn't feel like it sometimes.
>>69260716
Thats because it isnt the big leagues.
>>69260716
She's in a division that isn't profitable at all during the formative years of WMMA and just had her career defining fight. She would've been compensated whenever it came time to renegotiate. What's the other option? Give entire droves of people who couldn't headline a prelim a liveable wage? The entire UFC is worth about as much as a big NBA team and employs exponentially more people. Their revenue for 2015 is public because I've seen articles about Mayweather making more in his fight with Pacquaio.
She also trains at a top gym on the other side of the Earth. That's definitely a factor in why she couldn't afford another camp.
>>69260658
I... I miss ugly swim trunks. That Orwellian-esque reference isn't something a goof would say, Joe.
I can't take this image seriously, last statement on the left side mentions flyweights, second one mentions a heavyweight. It's literally like saying "hey, today is raining!" and some autismo child answers back "orly I play piano"
>>69260756
what is MMA's big league?
or what do UFC fighters wish they get promoted to?
>>69260766
Uhmmm... one of us definitely has autism?
You don't need to add an "esque" to "Orwellian" btw. It's already an adjective.
>>69260762
>pay your empl- i mean independent contractors a livable wage
Sounds good to me.
>>69260795
That's your response to my earnest and well thought out paragraph? Lmao bud. See you in the funny papers.
>>69260792
goof is also an adjective, and from now on you're a goof-esque poster
>>69260792
him and the argentinian poster are the biggest autists on heem
>>69260827
>Foreign Donald poster
Wew lad, that's all I needed to know
>>69260816
I think you just didn't have anything to say to that one.
>>69260798
Mark Hunt will end Bork in the first, mark my words
>>69260777
They all really wish they were Prize Fighters in the world of Boxing. Or to atleast be paid accordingly.
I dont see why PBC jokers like Adrien "about billionz" Broner are still pulling down bigger checks than UFC fighters on a regular basis.
But i guess im just a hater. I want to see UFC fighters well off, its too popular for these guys to be living in a hut in the ghetto
Jon.....
>>69260840
I literally already addressed it.
>>69260844
well the day of Zuffa owning UFC is coming to an end, hopefully if China runs it, these fighters will be paid even more
Jon Jones is the Ben Cousins of mma. Cunt will end up exactly like cuzzy, mark my words.
This one's unwrapped Jon
>>69260844
>>I dont see why PBC jokers like Adrien "about billionz" Broner are still pulling down bigger checks than UFC fighters on a regular basis.
Because boxing is a broken sport with shit matchmaking, shit cards, and a huge bureaucracy consisting of multiple organizations and dozens on dozens of meaningless titles.
>>69260854
Where? The part where UFC shouldn't pay prelim guys enough money to live on because they're prelim guys? They're still people man, come on.
>I'm not joking, if you put the these cans on top of each other that's how big Jon is
Let tell you what, if you don't like Flyweight fights
Please, I'm begging you, don't ever buy another UFC pay per view again, don't ever buy another one, the UFC doesn't want your money. You're a moron, you don't like fighting, and you don't appreciate great talent, or heart
AND YA AIN'T A REAL FIGHT FAN
>>69260880
Is this the standard American breakfast. Bacon and Coffee?
>I can only fit this much of Jon's dick in my mouth
>>69260889
Is Dana White, dare I say it, a goof?
>Look me in the eyes Jon...
>>69260895
Most Americans don't eat breakfast honestly
Why do UFC fighters only get 9% of the UFC's revenue?
That doesn't seem fair right?
>>69260878
The part where (1) the UFC is not in a position to allot pay comparable to major sports (2) they already pay more than their competition (3) you contract is renegotiated based on performance (4) people in dire need of money shouldn't be pursuing a niche sport as a career etc etc etc
You motherfuckers think nakmuays are millionaires? There are NBA players who make more in a year than the entire WNBA.
>>69260895
I wasn't even sure if that was coffee
Kiddies drowning it fucking cream and sugar, theyre drinking a melted coffee ice cream
