Get in here
>>69256266
>utley still cucking a eastern team
feels good
>Vin Scully comfy time
Two gay faggot teams sucking each others cocks lol
Go dodgers!
>>69256266
>Amber Theoharris sighting
just got NOSTALGIA'D
vin scully is pretty gotdamn awesome
>>69256309
Gary > Vin tbqh
that Adrian Gonzalez walkup music always makes me lol
/hoc/ here what can i expect tonight?
how do you go from this
>>69256468
LA's bullpen giving out and orioles godly bullpen shutting LA out
>>69256437
that's just like your opinion man
![Klay-Thompson-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SnBjlUF.jpg "Klay-Thompson-2[1].jpg")
>>69256480
to this
>>69256480
to this
>tfw dropped my glass of raging bitch
Almost slurped it from the carpet
Just had carne asada before this game. Will the dodgers win because of this?
Chris Davis is a baller
>>69256589
A playmaker
I have absolute faith that they'll score here
Is the Dodgers pitcher a gook or a mexican?
>>69256589
w-w-worth every penny!
>>69256642
Are you implying he isn't?
J
J
HARDY
ffs julio
>doyers
>>69256658
There are a lot of years on that deal and I am skeptical he'll play his worth at half of them
Hardy pls
>>69256642
He's had a stellar defensive year in addition to his usual mashing
And is wearing an O's uniform
So yeah worth
is julio asian?
This pitcher sucks lel
>Julio exposed this early in his career.
Proof prospects aren't worth jack shit.
>>69256763
Gary Thorne just said he had weeb eye surgery
>>69256798
He's 19 you aspie
Apparently he's had 3 eye surgeries
And some Hispanics can look sorta Asian-y
>Gallardo walked
Nice
>walking the AL pitcher
>doyers
Hardy running is hard to watch
Get this $$$ birds
>>69256826
And look at him now, you honestly believe he is going to get any better?
Wew lads
Is this guy the next Kershaw
>>69256874
Yes, because he's 19 you giant fucking sperg
>OOOH IM JUST PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED!!!!
Hilarious bro, you should kill yourself as your next joke, that'd be a real hoot
Stick a fork in this doyers pitcher, he's done. Time to deport him back to Japan
>>69256874
are you serious? I can't tell
Uh, Gary?
>>69256950
Kek
Seriously though, he was getting squeezed bad. Fuck these umps, fuck umps in general. I'm honestly not even a Dodgers fan, I just hate these power abusing faggots
>all those stupid fucking mexican trump supporters
I thought mexicans were smarter than that? they shouldn't be chanting USA
>>69256927
Kershaw was great at the age of 22.
ruh roh
P U I G
U
I
G
>>69257007
I missed the start of the game, did the dodgers have the singer sing the anthem in Spanish or anything retarded like that?
>>69257012
And Urias is 19
Fuckkkkkk
>>69257054
the camera panned to all these mexicans in USA style clothes
they were acting patriotic , this is not what mexicans are suppose to do because as a registered democrat they are suppose to support their heritage and by that not support the US
>America's birthday
>bunch of spics hitting dingers for the most Mexican team in the world
Stick a fork in this Os pitcher, he's done. Time to deport him back to Mexico
>niggermore thought they were good
TIP
TOP
KEK
CHECK
THE
DUBS
>>69257086
>Trumpism the post
>>69257117
shut up I voted for bernie in my state and we won
mexicans should not be patriotic for this hell hole
>>69257140
>we
How many people get stabbed at Dodgers Stadium after the Dodgers inevitable loss?
>>69257203
why is that a typical occurrence in niggermore?
>>69257203
Your stadium was literally closed to the public because of rioting niggers
so much for this thread
>>69257235
No but it must be at Dodger Stadium since google results shows 0 for stabbings at Camden but a fuck ton for Doyers games
>>69257308
Did Caleb do anything the other day O's bro's?
>>69257364
Fuck no he's str8 garbage
>>69257364
yeah cuck me like the dirty whOre i am
Did I hear that right? Someone stuck up the Orioles pitcher?
>>69257381
I'm starting to think that Wieters is poisoning Caleb
>>69257444
Yes they set him up the bomb
Who /spliff/ here?
>>69256309
will the O's ever have not shit pitching friends?
Last two digits are the doyers win total on the season
>>69257572
They have an elite bullpen
>>69257575
Dubs = WS
>>69257572
Bundy will save us all
>67 pitches
>4 innings
whoa laddie, this kid may want to consider a new line of work
>>69257575
Nice dubs
>>69257631
Until his elbow blows out again
O YEAH
Have the Dodgers ended the >risp meme?
Holy fuck these Orioles bats are ridiculous
Just reach down and dig that low fastball right out of the dirt
t. Giants fan
>getting torn up the 2nd time through the lineup
Kid isnt fooling anybody right now
bunts are fucking gay
And thus a career is ended. We hardly knew ye Julio
Y'all were not ready for these bats
Really wanted Gallardo to pull the bat back and just slap one
>>69257730
>>69257753
>>69257754
>4 innings in
>getting this cocky against the dodgers
you have much to learn young ones
>>69257739
>preferring the likely out to moving the runner
Bunts have their place son
They're not letting this lineup see him a 3rd time
>>69257791
>Urias out after 4 1/3 innings
That young one has much to learn
>>69257827
>a 19 year old has much to learn in his 6th or so start this season
the wire is right , you guys are some dumb nignogs
>>69257730
No shit he's bust. Lucky if you can get a good hitter from him when he's traded.
>>69257791
I'm a dodgers fan I can criticize one of their pitchers if I want
>>69257739
>this is what arcade league fans actually think
So can we all agree that Julio Urias is a Matt Bush tier bust?
>>69257950
Jesus Christ it's one start
>>69257899
They'd be lucky to get a slightly used Starbucks gift card for him. The only useful thing that Urias can do at this point is to serve as a warning to GM's around the league about falling for meme players
>>69257906
Tbh Gallardo was slapping singles last week
Hey remember when Dylan Bundy got Tommy John surgery
>>69257899
>>69257950
>>69258008
>niggermore fans haven't had a rookie pitcher since jake arrieta and forgot how they play
oh god this isn't even trolling you guys are embarassing
>hurr im pretending to be retarde-
no you guys are retarded , you're Baltimore
Just read this little fact nugget from MLB.com
>Fun fact: Julio Urias earned run average (ERA) is the same as his age-19
>ITT easily trolled and butthurt LA fans
>>69258111
Subtract that by 16 and that's how many more tommy john surgeries Bundy will have to get!
>>69258135
>w-w-we're just pretending
>>69258135
There's a reason /mlb/ is the way it is
>>69258139
Bundy has been hurt, and he's been very good after some shaky early games this year
Corey seager going yard right here
>>69258174
>going to /mlb/
gallardo is absolute garbage and he's our third best pitcher fml
>>69258139
I'm a dodger fan and that is a lame attempt at bantz man
gallardo's gotta get his head outta his ass and stop nibbling
am i hearing gunshots or fireworks?
This inning needs to end
>>69258266
which part of LA are you in?
Dammit Gallardo don't take this out on Wieters
get his bum ass out of there asap
>>69258111
Trips confirm
is there something for baseball like the nhl04 mod for pc? love to play some baseball on the laptop & xbox controller with up to date rosters
FINALLY
((We've got a ballgame on our hands boys))
Vin scully is a treasure.
>>69258330
MVP '05 had a modding community for a while don't know if still active
I'm enjoying this game
>>69258237
Who cares faggot, are you actually trying to be cute and playful with them?
Fuck
I heard the Doyer bullpen was really really really really good too
Upon their sad end... who will the country mourn for more:
Vin Scully or Bob Uecker?
>>69258139
>>69258419
Are you German?
>Israeli "fireworks"
I heard a funny joke today guys, what has 9 arms and sucks?
>>69258506
The Hindu god Kali?
>>69258506
Let's wait until they actually choke up runs
>>69258533
>>69258540
Def Leopard
Givens it all he's got
Givens has a sweet delivery
>>69258506
Who has 1 elbow and blows?
>>69258441
Are you not a cringeworthy faggot?
>>69258656
The Mets rotation?
>>69258684
More like elbow hurt in your case am i right
When is Clayton Manning due back for you guys?
>All these people thinking we don't make fun of Bundy too
>>69258729
He hurt his back, not his elbow like Bundy did and will again, so not particularly long
>>69258759
Good. I wish Peyton Kershaw was playing in this series. Only time I really get to watch him is if he makes the playoffs
>>69258656
delete this
>>69258775
Shame I'll never get to see Bundy his blown out elbow
What the fuck was that
That was a balk?!?
>>69258814
No, it wasn't. It was bullshit. The home plate umpire was saying he didn't come set, but he clearly did, for about a full second
haha what an asshole
2 games 2 balks. Gr8 job guys
>>69258835
Who balked yesterday? Houdini?
What just happened?
Ok that cut-off was pretty sick
Didn't Jake Peavy balk with bases loaded today?
>>69258849
Umpball
Let's go O's forget that bad call and hit some dingers
>>69258847
He ain't Houdini
Houdini had talent and had the decency to go out on top
>>69258849
orioles chocked
o fans thought dodgers would give them a easy game
o fans missing
Thanks for giving the Dodgers a free run, fucking umps.
Balk my ass.
>>69258875
Yes
but he got out of it right after so it was k
It wasn't a pitching kinda balk, he threw to first with nobody at the bag and Brandon Belt had to jump to get it
Lmao all the crackheads calling umpball
That's one big gook
>>69258886
>orioles chocked
>chocked
Kim can't stop won't stop
save us again manny
>>69258906
>A literally blind man is better than most of our rotation
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ TRUMBO TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
>>69258978
He's been on fire lately after being God awful the first quarter of the season. One of the streakiest pitchers ever
>>69258978
A month ago that wouldn't be true, but he's been picking it up lately
High hopes Peavy turns it on for the second half
>this is a good decision by the dodgers.
Goddamn it
hey better luck next time
god bless america
build the wall
make dodger stadium great again
>>69259001
Didn't he have ownage on the O's pitcher or something
I can't imagine a $300 million bench is that shallow
im tearing up after that god bless america bros
>>69258924
Oh yeah actual question for LA
Does K-town come out whenever a Korean big leaguer is in town or really just for Ryu?
>>69259027
I'm from up North of CA, wouldn't know. Last game I went to was in '88.
>have mlbtv
>live in washington DC
>be a dodgers fan
>try to watch the game from mlbtv so I can get the vin scully broadcast
>clear my cookies from mlbtv
>cancel all chrome processes
>start privateinternetaccess vpn set my IP address to somewhere in Texas
>open chrome go to mlb to try and watch the game
>log in
>you are within the geographic area of the blackout for this game. you can watch the broadcast 90 minutes after it ends when it is archived
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69258997
And yet still has more rings than Cuckshaw
>>69259048
strikeout.co my man.
>>69259048
watch on MLB Network ya dummy
Lou Gehrig was a selfish crybaby who deserved to die
Atta kid
Based fucking Seager
6-5!
>corey seagod
>>69259027
Just Doyer Koreans, though there was a big fuss over Ryu facing Shin Soo Choo a few years ago.
>>69259066
MLB network is showing diamondbacks padres because like I fucking said I live in DC so it forces me to fucking watch the MASN orioles broadcast on TV
The Orioles are in some deep trouble if they don't win soon. Deep
This ump sucks
>>69259119
LMAO cry more bitch faggot
>>69259119
Your tears are delicious.
well we had our fun but it's not looking hot right now
I really hope we don't lose to the Doyers
>>69259126
>>69259110
do what I'm doing
>vegas resident
get chrome
get jumbo proxy
log on mlb tv
then do this
>>69259110
so what made you like the dodgers?
im jealous of comfy small markets
>>69259150
im from LA but moved to DC for work
>>69259146
btw don't watch the stream on the proxy after it loads into the video for like a second or during loading switch to direct connection to have a MUCH stable stream
>>69259158
You couldn't get a job fucking people in the ass in Hollywood?
>>69259146
isnt that shit just malware though like hola was?
i think all free/extension proxys have to have some sort of malware
>>69259168
I actually worked in hollywood for a few years and decided that it wasnt for me and now changed careers
>>69259176
I've been using it for a year now
I do have a really high paranoia for proxies but I never had a problem with this one and so far every review I've seen on google store is full of praise
also I use malwarebytes lifetime and checked every two weeks for viruses , again nothing
>>69259198
((( hello )))
>>69259198
>>69259158
Nice blog faggot
>>69259220
im so fucking happy you cared about it
KYS
>>69259220
Don't be rude nigga
He probably hates the Nashitanals as much as we do
>>69259238
True
>>69259198
Having worked there too I know the feeling.
I don't know which town makes me feel more dirty, LA or DC.
>>69259238
yep i fucking hate the nats
most fairweather fans i've ever fucking seen for any franchise, and it's getting fucking worse
I already have tickets to when they are coming here on both the 19th and 20th
>>69259259
I would say DC because of the humidity
>>69259119
He really does though
>>69259259
DC is scummier for sure
it's literally full of the scummiest niggers i've ever seen
>>69259297
What? Marion Barry was one hell of a guy
Jones wants that Gold Glove this year
JONESY
>forced highlight plays
Orioles please hit more dingers
t. Giants fan
>>69259330
Shut up and get back to fixing my watch you Swiss piece of shit
>>69259277
the weather here hasnt been too bad so far this summer
although that shits about to change starting this week when its gonna be in the upper 90s with full fucking humidity thank fucking god i have air conditioning in my apartment
>>69259355
you're one angry trip faggot
cheer up
>>69259268
The problem for DC is so many of the important people (read: politicians) are transients, and they and their staffs and various sycophantic remoras are either short-timers or if they burrow in and latch on they still retain their affiliation with whatever shithole was lucky enough to get rid of them.
The larger, systemic (though related) issue is the whole town revolves around winning - because all those slimeballs who get sent here win elections to do so, so they all think of themselves as winners. The moment anything shows even the slightest hint of not being the ultimate winner those self-centered fucks cut all association with it.
So it's the nature of the town to be new best friends with someone who can help them, and throw a boat anchor to anyone who can't. That applies to sports teams as much as people.
>>69259355
>owning a watch in 2016
Good shit Howie
I thought Wieters had him
what a terrible slide
bad fundies
heel got there first
Baysox pitcher please end it
>>69259402
Yeah that pretty much sums it up
I've been here for almost 2 years now and I can say it is actually the most difficult atmosphere to meet people in outside of your work circle
Hey Oniiholes this is karma for talking shit to your superiors. Time to return to mediocrity.
Has Old Bay hung himself yet?
>>69257791
I called this shit 2 hours ago
where you at O fans?
AL East confirmed for edgiest fanbase on /sp/
>>69259487
say hi to jansen for me baltimore :^)
>>69259487
Hey faggot is Bats getting plunked by Ventura this series?
>>69259543
>niggers from Baltimore chimping out
big surprise
2017 is only a few short months away
This would be a time to let Britton hit
A chance to get his first hit
>Pinch hitting Flash
>>69259552
>>69259561
Don't be upset. This is the best record you will have for the rest of the season. Enjoy while it lasts losers.
>>69259216
im using it now and its working i also have malwarebytes lifetime so im trusting you right now anon
Well this game is bullshit. Whenever I'm having a rough day I watch this video and everything feels better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUW8sBaacQI
WE* LOVE IT
*the assblasted city of bloltimore
Fuuuuuuuuck
Fuck the Buck Truck, we love it!
Gg Doyers
Obligatory losing streak over. Gonna get back on the horse before Toronto and Boston get uppity
Ugh.
At least I didn't have to listen to "I Love L.A." for very long.
But I'll still do it to listen to Vin.
>>69259773
God I hate Randy Newman. I'm just glad his songs are illegal to play on the radio in Maryland
>>69256425
kill yourself tbqh
>>69257060
Jints anons cannot into math.
>Urias gives up 5
EXPOSED
>Mad Bum gives up 5
HES FINE
>>69259994
that Old Bay fag isn't even a closet Jint, he's literally just an Arcade League faggot who unironically believes the O's are relevant contenders.
>>69259805
I actually used to like that song, a lot.
But the very first day I moved to L.A., after about a week driving across country watching people get killed in car accidents because of freakish winter weather, I finally arrived at my new job - only to get told by my friend who hired me that instead of hiring me they were going to fire most of the company instead.
So after years of trying to get out of where I was, and finally surviving the single most intense drive I'd ever had to make - seriously, fuck up and I was dead, for hours and hours - now I'm exhausted, shocked about being suddenly unemployed, and mostly broke in a town where I knew nothing.
So I needed to find a place to at least sleep for the night (since I hadn't had any in days), and not knowing the town, I just started humming "I Love L.A." to myself. And as I went through it I thought of the places it named:
"Victory Boulevard..."
"Santa Monica Boulevard..."
"6th Street! We love it! We love it!!"
And so I chose to try to spend the night at a hotel down on...6th Street.
Which at night is a very, very different place than during office working hours.
I awoke to find my car broken into, all my most precious worldly possessions stolen (though the thieves clearly had hours to sit in my car going through them), and the police unwilling to so much as take a report.
And that was my "Welcome to L.A."
So fuck L.A., fuck the Dodgers, and most of all, fuck Randy Newman.
(And congratulations to Juno and the Jupiter Mission team - they made it! I hope after arriving at its new home tonight Juno isn't out there humming to itself "I Love Deep Space.")
>>69260089
I was at the game today. It was amazing. The best part was that I was in the pavilions where a ton of fans were harassing Trumbo.
>>69260089
LA is a shithole but you sound like a babydick faggot. Hope this is pasta
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