Happy 'Murrica Day gentlemen.
First game of a three game set.
Today's starters: Shields vs Sabathia. Expect lots of dingers today. First pitch 1:10PM CST.
[america intensifies]
What's up man. I feel like Sabathia's good pitching so far this season might end today but I hope not
>>69245303
Didn't watch his last two starts?
>>69245285
>>69245361
Still nowhere as shitty as most of last season.
Why is the flag patch on the sleeves reversed? Why are the stars on the right?
T H I C K
H
I
C
K
Based Timmy
God damn it i love tim anderson
>mfw I was banned on my internet for posting a USA thread about soccer being for faggots
>no one even replied to it
T H I C K
Should be an error on CC
What a fucking retard
Go home CC you're drunk
>implying CC was ever going to beat him to the bag
>>69245676
Meh, even if he only gets it down half the time it's most likely a hit if he does
>>69245663
You Irish?
>>69245464
guise pls
>>69245772
i'm team T H I C K
>>69245786
http://www.marlowwhite.com/faq/f-why-is-the-flag-patch-reversed.html
>5 seconds of google-fu later
>>69245786
it's forward facing on those wearing the jersey, not to those looking at the wearer of the jersey. they have that on military uniforms too iirc
>>69245842
>>69245857
thats stupid
>>69245925
Your stupid
>>69245943
shutup poophead
>Joe Girardi has the same degree as me
>>69245943
ur*
"thick"
yeeeaaaaa
BIG GAME
THE REAL CHASE HEADLEY IS HELD RANSOM IN A WAREHOUSE
THIS IS NOT A JOKE CALL YOUR LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT DEPARTMENT
Pls don't let that be game
Reeee shields fuck off
Panama hasn't been back since he posted that coin right?
why is james shields such a fucking goon?
ay guys I just got here who's up bat next for the Yankees
>black of hole avishit and coats at the bottom
>still letting coats touch the field
"no"
>only 2 through 2
Could be worse I guess.
>Headley and Tex are hitting home runs again
Will this team pull a Blue Jays?
Based fucking Anderson
I want to make love to Timmy
well there goes our lead
JUST
TIM ANDERSON SOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>69246312
Don't hate mate. .333 OBP is alright. Easily our best hitter in Charlotte, you have to believe
>solo home run streak over
Good, finally
Is CC's career over? A minor league team is giving him trouble.
If only Abreu had functioning legs
FUCK YOU CANADA
sausga kyuketski-san
>tfw a 0 run difference is insurmountable for this offense to over come
>>69246792
>230 million payroll, under 500
you guys are the biggest joke of the MLB
at least the sox aren't paying a shitload for their mediocre team.
>>69246907
Don't worry based Didi will get a home run randomly at some point
>>69246964
>Best start to a season in years is capped off by one of the biggest collapses in Baseball history
Yeah, I'd much rather be a Yankee fan.
>>69246985
How long until he breaks Bonds' record?
>>69246964
>biggest joke of the MLB
shut the fuck up you inbred faggot, our front office payed John Danks 65 million to suck ass for 5 years and once hired Hawk to be the GM. We have no right to call other teams jokes
I wish I were joking but it reminded me that I had a very vivid dream about beltran sitting with me in a baseball clubhouse talking about how he took steroids in his early years only in the offseason and was clean during the season. happened last night. fucking weird cause I never dream about sports. thank you for reading my blog post
>>69247008
LOL
you're seriously going to bring up historic collapses?
>up 3-0 in the ALCS
>>69247076
aroid and fatman, yeah, the yankees are shrewd dealers as well
>>69247044
I don't know but if he could get a homer right now it would be amazing
>>69247211
>just as I say this he gets out
>>69247211
>jinxed
>>69247176
>Bringing up something that happened twelve years ago
Wew lad, did I strike a nerve?
Also, at least Sabathia and A-Rod have brought a title to New York.
>>69247259
>its all down to hicks to not fuck this up
>>69247084
You should probably stop drinking
>>69247324
FUCKING HICKS JESUS CHRIST
>>69247176
>implying this wasn't completely based
>>69247360
In his defense, that would be a clutch Grand Slam at The Stadium
>>69247345
haven't drank in a couple of weeks!!
>>69247309
>call out someone for bringing up something that happened years ago
>immediately brings up something else that happened years ago in your favor
Ladies pls, you're both idiots
>>69247360
why even pretend like you got mad senpai
>>69247415
good for you man
tex makes that play anyday
>YES commentators basically saying "why do they call him the THE BIG GAME" he kinda sucks in big games
i do have to say i do enjoy YES even if the yankees blow
i dont know how you guys can handle that disgusting kike bitch if you have to listen on the radio though
>>69247309
both of these teams have had a large number of incredibly shitty contracts, at least the white sox aren't dropping 200+ mil for em'
>bringing up the accomplishments of a juicer...
>>69247388
nice white power dubs
it would have been based if he wasn't called out and it wasn't related to one of the most legendary chokes in SPORTS HISTORY
>see 9 pitches
>strike out three times
Wew
Eaton's having a great game.
>bunting with our best hitter
ROBIN I FUCKING TOLD YOU STOP, IT NEVER FUCKING WORKS IN THE END
>>69247556
He was bunting himself for a hit retard
>>69247515
So you're a Sox fan living in NY?
>>69247427
Are you retarded? The 2004 ALCS is irrelevant to the 2016 season, and him bringing it up didn't disprove my original point. Me bringing up the '09 WS immediately disproved his point of saying that CC and A-Rod were a waste of money.
>>69247515
nothing is as bad as bad as sterling's fucking nicknames
>>69247618
No, he's a fair weather fag from Indiana.
>>69247673
>fair weather
>white sox fan
does not compute
that really is only something a dumb nigger would say
yankee's bat boy looking like frank's son
>>69247673
Don't most people from Illinois and Indiana near the Chicago area hate each other?
>>69247631
>my original point
You seriously think that a may collapse is considered one of the biggest collapse's in baseball history?
>>69247673
who is also a tardindals fan
wtf i love ellsbury now
Catch the fucking ball abroo
>>69247728
>you
>white sox fan
Until they start losing again, when you switch to the Cardinals.
>>69247776
Ok, one of the biggest collapses was a hyperbole, but the point I was making was that he has no room to call the Yankees "the biggest joke in Baseball" when the Sox have their own shit to figure out.
>>69247631
Since you signed Aroid for a gorillion years for a gorillion dollars, and he was a hilarious part of that HISTORIC LEGENDARY COLLAPSE, it is most definitely still related.
>pic
>now here's something unrelated but still really really funny about the yankees
>>69247877
Then we agree, our team is shit and basedaj is a fucking faggot
>>69247076
That wasn't even a bad contract
>>69247937
He was literally the highest paid player this year, yes it was. They overreacted to buehrle leaving by overpaying danks
>>69247760
they're a piece of shit state full of niggers on welfare
>>69247777
>>69247826
nothing wrong with having an NL team, ill never want them to win over the sox. i watch the sox live and usually the cards rerun at work if i can't watch both.
>>69247937
it definitely was
>>69248020
They didn't overpay him. He was worth that much at the time
Holy fuck, a double
>>69247915
I never really understood the hate for him, but now that I've seen him do retarded ass posts like this>>69247893 I definitely understand now.
Ken is so much better without Kay, he can't take the lead now.
>I got a bottle of cc
lmao chitown u funny
LOL
does anyone else hear that based heckler taunting CC about having a drink?
>>69248042
>Trying to justify being a bandwargoner.
>Hating the city of one of the teams you choose to bandwagon
Cut down on your heroin consumption AJ.
Brett comes through
BASED DIONER
Based fat guy
Is Pineda REALLY our best starting pitcher atm?
>A 3 run difference is insurmountable for this team
>It was me, DONUTS
DINGERS
I
N
G
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S
SOXXX
>>69248255
>>69248295
>new york: not even once
>>69248184
I just hate the southside, I wish they'd knock down that piece of shit Shedd Aquarium and the retarded Field Museum and put the Sox over there. Or just move the team to Indianapolis.
wew
>>69248323
>Hating on places of enlightenment and wonder like the Shedd and Field.
Maximum plebeian
>>69248323
>knock down both the shedd aquarium and the field museum
>tfw still no new game subs
>>69248323
Kys my man. I bet you don't like the museum of science and industry either faggot
>>69248370
>>69248423
I love Museum of Science and Industry, they have the fucking nazi u-boat.
The shedd aquarium is an overpriced shill, where you pay like 50$ a person to see a SHITTY whale show and they don't even have fucking Emperor penguins. Fuck it. It's a waste of time and space.
The field museum is full of a bunch of fake dinosaur bones and smells like a toilet.
>>69248423
As expected of a gun nut, Trump supporter, and a Sox bandwagoner.
I bet he wishes he were a nigger deep down.
Now watch him get buttblasted and replies to me.
>>69248535
>Being a nazi lover
>Confusing dolphins with whales
>Wants to see emperor penguins because he relates to their fat asses
>Thinking that dinosaur bones were placed on Earth by satan
>Thinks carpet cleaner smells like a toilet
No taste and no sense of smell either.
>this implosion
pls Shields just one more out
>>69248636
>dolphins aren't whales
Does Shields always moan after every pitch?
Is [based] Shields elite?
He's now worth it desu.
Thanks ump
Why is BAJP shitting up this thread anyways? It's shields start, shouldn't his fairweather ass not be watching?
>>69248728
Ever since he started doing it, he hasn't been giving up 8 runs in the first 2 innings.
>>69248636
what's wrong with nazis? you don't still believe that holohoax shit they taught you in HS do you?
They have whales, I paid to see a whale show, the whale came up once, it didn't even jump over the rocks like in the movie. I demanded a refund at customer service, they refused, so I charged them back at my bank.
emperor penguins are more tall than fat, pleb
i touched the t-rex, i got kicked out for this( i also charged back my admission there too) but confirmed my suspicion that the real bones are not on display ,which is bullshit, or they don't have them and they wrongfully removed me for touching a fake dinosaur.
the floor is tile...why would it smell like carpet cleaner?
>>69248688
>ever using the word whale to describe a dolphin
>>69248954
>killer whale
>>69248953
>what's wrong with nazis
middle america at its finest
>>69248953
well tipped, my man
>>69248938
The Yankees' pitching staff needs to start moaning if that's the case
>>69249005
that's different and you know it
>>69248953
We've got a real badass over here
>>69249029
LOL
I forgot we were playing JEW YORK
666 GORILLION DIED IN MUH HOLOBAWWWWWWST
Is it bad that I kinda like BasedAJ?
>>69249077
No, It's a dolphin that's called a whale. Because it is a whale, and a dolphin
Faggot
Albers should retire
>albers only job was to give up a double
>>69249079
I'm a man that demands action from my whale shows and bono fide dinosaur bones. That's all.
>>69249083
Go back to /pol/, you'll fit in there
I miss the Melk man ;_;
>>69249177
Soon.
>>69249163
NANI??!?
I've seen the Yankees too much this year. I knew that a lead off double will lead to nothing.
>>69249083
I'll bet there aren't more than 1 or 2 Jews that come to these game threads and nobody cares
Based Duke
>dadrock
Why the fuck does every fucking team except the Yankees have singers come in and sing God Bless America live?
Guys why is Albers so shit? Is it because he's such a fucking fatass who should be purged?
>>69249293
/pol/tards are in capable of not blaming the Jews for everything
>>69249341
It's because the Yankee owners are Jews that don't want to pay for different singers 81 times a year
>>69248908
Shields is """""good"""" now
>>69249382
He's the best hitter on the team though...
>>69249398
I would do it for free if it meant I didn't have to hear the same fucking Kate Smith rendition at every home game.
>>69249163
is that real?
>>69249382
>2016
>fatshaming
Nice fans you got here
>>69249398
>/pol/tards are in capable of not blaming the Jews for everything
>Proceeds to blame Jews
top kek
Holy fucking shit another double. That's almost as many as he's had all season
>>69249466
>using the word fatshaming unironically
wew lad
>>69249341
it was george's favorite version of the song so it's an ode to him as well
>>69249499
>unironically thinking that was unironic
>>69249398
We've got a kike owner too, you guys just can't afford CC's open bar / unlimited buffet and a singer
>>69249480
>mfw
>>69249398
Don't worry man. We know all about that feel when jew owner.
He's fucking over not one but BOTH teams.
>>69249480
>>69249551
>>69249543
At least othersox and yanks fans can agree, fuck Jew owners
>>69249446
I was really hoping they would get rid of the Kate Smith thing this year. I would rather hear Kay do God Bless America at this point
>>69249398
Lived in NY my whole life and wouldn't say that I blame the Jews for anything except this one dick that I tried to help the other day
BLAW
MORE RUNS MORE
>>69249551
>Rondshit
Everyone is in agreement that it's okay to not be a Bulls fan next season right?
INSURANCE
>>69249623
I'm getting so tired of it, I'd rather hear Mike Francesa sing God Bless America.
>>69249680
>Implying im watching basketball
>>69249680
>next season
more like until Garpax is gone
>>69249680
I still hate his ass from the Bulls-Celtics playoff matchup from '09.
>>69249551
>>69249592
i blame kenny/hahn and garpax more than jerry desu
but he does have the power to fire their asses and doesn't so i shall retain my hatred of the filthy sheckle hoarding kikes
White Sox and Yanks are also the ONLY 11-1 teams. Which is pretty based.
>>69249680
I hope they fucking suck and the twolves are the team to bump them out of a playoff spot. It's going to take a while for me to forgive them for thibs.
>>69249694
Fuck, someone with a good Francesa impersonation please do this on Vocaroo.
>>69249694
gawwd bleass amewrica
>>69249680
>watching niggerball ever
>>69249740
i just realized the twolves are WC not EC, well I never claimed to know much about negroball.
>>69249740
>tfw not an edgy /pol/fag but do indeed loathe that Jewry and his jewy methods is what is causing both the sox and bulls to be the sorry state that they are now
This doesn't make me racist. Just Jerryreinsdorfist
>>69249768
ANDY PETTITE IZ A STAWTING PITCHAW
>avishit
JUST FUCK OFF ALREADY
WE KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO DAVIDSON!
>>69249911
YOU JUST WASTED YOUR CAWL, OHGKAY? WAT A MORAN.
>>69249911
Hey Mike, could the Nets beat the Mets without any starting pitchers?
>duchess
It begins
Blaw giveth blegh taketh
>>69249982
>blaming Duke for that
>3rd straight day of Nate
Oh fuck
The sox are about to ruin my fourth of july :(
>>69249968
Haha we got anotha wiseguy ovah hea ohgkay. Get a laif ohgkay? Next caller.
>>69250058
>:(
Fuck off faggot
>>69250093
:^)
>>69250093
You seem angry
One more come on
>>69250058
get piss drunk and eat pizza then go see the fireworks festival senpai. it's what i'm doing soon !
>>69250064
No I'm serious here Mike. That last caller was an idiot. Who do you think the first baseball team to go 172-0 will be?
HE GONE
K THE SIDE
NASTY NATE
TYBNate
Ha, Hicks is so shit
>>69250154
172-0? You're suggesting a baseball team can go undefeated including da playoffs, oghkay? It's impossible! Get outta hea!
Did any of you NY guys listen to Opie and Anthony? I've been listening to some classic bits recently.
Insurance please
>.100 avg
>>69250242
But why couldn't they if the Pats could go almost undefeated? This is Sal from SI by the way.
>>69250338
.095 now
>This is a major league player
>>69250288
I did but I was more partial to a group similar to them called Don and Mike. idk what the fuck happened to them though it's been since like 2002 I last listened to radio outside of politics
Based Timmay
>>69250288
Opie seems like a loser, loved Patrice, Jim seems like a degenerate but a good guy to hang out with and Anthony kind of seems like he just wants people to like him.
Fucking shit Didi
>>69250367
Sal, Sal, Sal, SalSalSal, The Patriots are a football team. They play 19 games a season if they're lucky, oghkay? It's neva gonna happen, oghkay Sal? But da Yankees we're close rite? That one yea rite?
>>69250459
Anthony=Patrice>Jimmy>>>>>Opie
>Eaton bunting for a hit
>succeeds
This madman
soxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>Anderson tips his helmet while running
Josavior! More insurance! More runs!
RUNS FOR THE RUNS GODS
>>69250628
Webm now
>another hit for Frazier
Damn, great day for him.
>>69250489
So 19 games is almost like a baseball season right? I don't understand why the Mets and Yankees can't go undefeated?
>Losing to a non existent team
Fuck this team I swear
>>69250669
What? the sox are winning
This team is like a completely different team when playing non central opponents
What the fuck is this Jekyll and Hyde shit?
>>69250669
we've gotten our shit pushed in by the basement teams in the NL West. This shouldn't be a shock.
Everybody has a hit except for avishit
Please hurry Morneau
Jenny in the 9th again...?
Redeem yourself from last times shitshow
>Those gunshots in the stadium
Shitcongo, ladies and gentleman
He gone
One more
>>69250941
You celebrate the 4th your way, well do it our way
Aw man. Come on.
THIS BALLGAME IS OVAHHHHH
OVAH
Great game all around, feels good man
>>69250941
>being this buthurt over one game in a season
Can the Yankees finally admit that they aren't contenders?
HE GONE FUCK OFF YANKS USA SOXXX
HE GONE
WINNAH
LIGHT UP THE FIREWORKS HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!
gg yankees
gg Yankees
>>69251032
I expect the Yankees to go 162-0 every season, oghkay?
>>69251022
Indians fan pls go
>>69251033
>SHIELDS out pitching CC
YANKS ON SUICIDE WATCH!!
>>69251038
Wait its America day, let me use another image
>>69251060
REÈĒÊËÉeéëêēè
I've been posting skating longer than that faggot
chicago white sox of the united states of america 240
>>69251060
>He doesn't know about the WIN SOX
>>69251107
>skating
Akari REEEEEEEE, not even my phone notices her
What the fuck phone
And why didn't I notice that shit
>>69251107
>skating
Akari, not even my phone notices her
>>69251145
>>69251190
Damn it what the fuck. Now I'm mad. Why did it my phone tell me that last post didn't go through, and I waited two minutes to see if it went through anyway and didn't see it but now it shows up
Thanks for ruining my day mootwo
>>69251145
>>And why didn't I notice that shit
It's inevitable.
>>69251256
>>69251228
For what it's worth, alarm is more suited to be a sox waifu anyways given the "who" meme
>>69251107
>>69251145
>>69251190
>>69251228
>>69251304
I'm actually laughing out loud reading this. It's clearly not your day.
>>69251304
>alarm
hahahahaha
>>69251334
Damn it rbo, I'm trying to not fap today
>>69251327
And all because some fag banned me for posting a USA thread
>>69251356
Sorry, what was that?
>>69251356
>not fapping after the sox win
>>69251426
>>69251377
>>69251334
Post images korean girls with their nipples out
>>69251940
>korean