Happy 04/07
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Happy 04/07
>>69241947
Today isn't April 7th
>240 years later
>still mad
Quite rude desu
USA! USA! USA! 11 Americans who flopped in the Prem... in "celebration" of Independence Day
>>69241947
There is alot of salt in that headline.
we've sent ELEVEN players to the premier league? wow. i think sports media ignores soccer even more than hockey.
salty as fuck
All of these players still did better than Frank Lampard in MLS desu
amerishots btfo
>>69241947
Soccer needs a containment board as bad as MLP did. Constant spam about the second most boring sport ever invented (#1 is fucking Cricket, the other sport invented by the least fun nation on the planet).
>all black
Reminder that a Canadian (Thomas Radzinsky) was unironically better than any American player to come to the premiership.
>>69241985
You're right, it's 4/7
>>69242414
Bradley
>>69242443
And no one here cares.
>>69242369
>Literally being a cuckold
Apply yourself.
>>69241947
How many summers in a row have those flops outperformed the "superior" English players?
I honestly didn't know we even had players in the Premier League.
As the American refrain goes about Semen Slurp:
"Who gives a shit."
BTW, the Yuro system of writing dates is retarded and feminine.
I don't know much about football/soccer but has England actually achieved more than the US team on the world stage since this board started? Proportionately or not?
>>69242189
You've sent more than that. This is just the biggest 11 flops from America.
How many people play soccer in the USA?
How come they are all so bad?
I remember Altidore at AZ but he also flopped in PL
>>69242616
b-but muh 1966
>>69242616
England's football team has achieved precisely nothing in that time. If your team has achieved literally anything at all then you win I guess.
>>69241947
mad af
>>69242468
>Puts day before month
When you tell time do you put the minutes before the hour?
>>69242606
Yeah this I couldn't even name more than 3 USA soccer players lmao.
>>69242740
Our 5th rate athletes play it. Kids play it until like 12 and then they move to real sports.
>>69242795
Yes.
>>69242795
They say shit like "half 10" to say 10:30
>>69242795
Yes.
5 past 3
10 past 3
quarter past 3
etc
25 to 4
20 to 4
quarter to 4
>>69242908
>implying it's not 57 minutes to 7 right now
>>69243000
It's only 13:05 m8
>>69242841
What do you mean with real sports?
Soccer is nr 1 sport in the world
Why does this matter? I thought all players flopped in the EPL
>>69241947
Enter your email for Manchester United newsletter OP
>>69243151
No. Only the flops.
>>69243151
kek
>>69243094
Our big 4 sports
>>69243151
England rekt
>>69243151
Wrecking England on this day. Poetry.
tbf Clint Dempsey was one of the best strikers to play in England in recent years
>>69243337
>hating on Sir Andrew Fordham of Kent
>>69243337
Why is his head shaped like that??
>>69243524
Because if he had a normal shaped head it would look weird compared to his American shaped body.
>>69241947
Americans are shit at football, they can't comprehend it so they claim they're not really interested in it because '' it's not a real sport''.
Secretly though they're really crying because they can't be the best at something.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH U-S-GAY ON SUICIDE WATCH!!!11!!
>>69243225
I learded 'Our' is planet earth. Am i wrong?
>>69243857
the meds are wearing off
>this american obession
feels good desu
>>69243857
>literally can't beat Iceland
We don't care and we are better than you at it. It's just sad at this point. Stick to darts.
I think the amerilards are a bit triggered
it's just banter lads
>mfw englel
>>69243971
>Stick to darts.
This.
It really is the only """""sport""""" they're good at.
has an american ever won the champions league?
>>69241947
why do these dudes always hide their face
>>69244066
We don't really play darts.
>>69244026
no it's bootyblast. never seen an american paper or news site write something like this.
>>69243094
soccer is for children,gays, effeminate men, foreigners, and women in this country
not even trolling, that's who plays it
everyone in this country plays soccer as a kid because its harmless and non-physical, then they move onto little league baseball, then high school football
if you are past 12 years old and still play soccer, people legit will laugh at you
>>69241947
Wow that's fucking embarrassing
>>69244206
little league baseball starts at 5. if you played little league then that was most likely your first sport.
lol this obsession
englishmen writing for an english newspaper writes an article about americans in soccer, what a cuck
guess you have to fill up the pages of a sports section with this drivel now that england got knocked out of the euros early again
>>69244317
not by me, by me soccer starts at 5 cause 5 year olds are uncoordinated retards and parents don't want kids getting hit with baseballs, but by age 8 or 9 you are competent enough to swing a bat and throw a hardball without making all the kids cry
jesus the americans really are triggered
>>69244360
the coaches pitch in little league nobody gets hit. they throw underhand.
>>69244327
it could be worse. it could be like here, where the only major sport currently active is the most boring one.
Was July 4th the day England crumbled? Never thought about it that way before.
>>69244448
>I don't like baseball
You have to go back, filthy foreigner. They should have a House Un-American Activities Committee that literally go house to house and shoot anyone who can't explain the infield fly rule or describe the difference between a suicide and a safety squeeze.
>>69244537
>autistic boreball flyovers
Literally no one cares about boreball here in California and the only people who show up to the games go for the novelty of it. Boreball is cancerous autism
I dont know whats worse divevgrass hipsters or luckswing autists who think their "sport" is relevant
>>69248868
California has three MLB teams in the top ten highest attendance, with the Dodgers capping it off at number one. nice try though.
>>69248868
>>69248968
Yeah fucking this. LA is a Dodgers town and will be a Dodgers town for the rest of time now that Kobe is gone. Basketball had a good 15 year run but it's over now.
>>69248968
>>69249000
I told you we dont give a shit. Only beaners and old fart faggots show up to Dodger games with some kids and bandwagoners who go for the novelty of it. I have never met anyone in grade school from elementary to high school who was genuinely interested in boreball. It's football basketball followed by sawker and boreball. My university UCSB had their boreball team in some retarded national tournament and literally no one gave a fuck lol. Boreball autists should kts for being the most insufferable jingoistic twats
>>69249145
Sorry you never had a dad that loved you but im sure your moms nigger boyfriend was a pretty cool guy
>>69244056
Honestly darts is something pretty fun to play so fair play to them.
>>69244448
If you don't like America's pastime then you are not a real American.
>>69249314
>boreball faggot twink obsessed with niggers
Wew not even surprised kek
>>69249145
>i have never met anyone in grade school/elementary/high school
yeah well guess what? that's not the MLB's target demographic because kids don't have any fucking money, genius.
>>69248868
>flyovers
>California, New York and Boston love their baseball
Could you be any more wrong?
>>69242090
>>69244414
nobody remembers or gains anything from little league under the age of 8
>>69241947
This is possibly the most butthurt article I've ever seen
>>69249458
What else do you expect from losers who put a fat luckswing nigger on the cover of a sports magazine?
>>69249458
>obsessed with niggers
That is basically football and basketball though. MLB is the spic league and NHL is for the whites.
>>69249483
>only the nose part is represented by the graph
>graph needs to be rotated 90 degrees for it to even slightly make sense
Trying a bit hard faggot
>>69249484
the hell are you talking about? that's where you learn the most basic fundamentals of the game.
Tim Howard's not in the EPL anymore. Is there any notable American playing in it atm?
What is up England's ass lately? glass em
>fatmerishits cant handle simple banter
Can't wait until you Trumptards get thrown over Hilary's wall
This is why I fly my Mexican flag with pride over my house, especially on 4th of July, all my redneck neighbors get so pissed but I fucking talk shit to them and they shut up
>>69249477
California has a population of 40 million and LA is one of the most populous cities in the world. No fucking shit they would "sell out" tickets for the Dodjews kek. Still doesnt mean anyone gives a shit. People were more excited for Kobr's games and the Rams coming here than literally who boreball players who I cant even name
>>69249544
the nose knows
>>69249591
>UK cannot stop being obsessed with us
m-muh banter guys
>>69249591
7/10 b8 could use some polish but you are gonna go far kid.
>>69243382
>goes home to play for literally the cringiest club in the cringiest league in the world
>>69242795
>puts month before day
>puts day before year
>>69249577
Cameron Yedlin and soon Carter Vickers for the spurs 1st team and Hyndman for Bournemouth
>>69249709
>yedlin
>spurs first team
he's going to blunderland m8.
>>69241947
Id punch this fucker in the face. Got some damn nerve. What the fuck has england done recently in ANYTHING relevant
>>69242443
Who?
>>69249484
Doesn't mean shit, you take a 10 year old kid who started at tball and a kid whose never played and explain to him the rules let him watch a couple of games you wont notice the difference
>>69250425
men't for
>>69249572
I commend OP. He found something sports and 7/4 related so that Mr. Hotpocket man wouldn't delete it.
>>69242980
why not just say the fucking time
>>69241947
>"11 English players who flopped in the WC/Euros"
Fixd
>>69250844
rekt
>British "banter"
Might not be the best time for that these days
I guess he couldnt be bothered to write out the massive list of english flops.
>>69242414
AND 100% MURICAN AS FUCK, YOU DAMNABLE COMMIE
yuros btfo itt tbqh
>>69250844
>>69241947
Clue me in on the headline in OP's pic. Flopping -- that's a good thing, right? I am unsure about some soccer terms.
>all these bumsore americhunks
>go to dc for the 4th
>it's pouring with rain and the fireworks are called off
Fuck my life
>>69244206
good thing we don't all live in america then
also #1 sport in the world, soz m8
>>69243094
> literally can't use your arms
> """"""""""sport""""""""""
