I'm traveling back from the future today and will answer any questions.
To prove this to you, in 23 minutes, Kevin Durant will announce he will be signing with the Boston Celtics.
>>69238973
have i gotten paid?
have i gotten laid?
>>69238973
Am I gonna make it?
>>69238973
does he bring a championship to Boston?
>>69238973
How many times does Durant lose to the Casv in the ECF, and does he ever win a ring?
>>69238973
>OP is named "The Oracle"
>The Warriors play their games at Oracle Arena
Durant to GSW confirmed
>>69239032
Contrary to popular belief, we're not all gonna make it
>>69239038
No. They make the playoffs every year until now though. Semi-finals in 2017, and ECF in 2018/2019.
>>69238973
What happens to Westbrook/OKC without KD?
>>69239051
Sorry my friend. Actually the dubs haven't been back to the finals. They've lost to the spurs, Portland, and Minnesota. Btw, I think the Timberwolves have it in 2020
Who wins Euro 2016? What about the semi-finals?
>>69239032
one day you may
>>69239143
Westbrook has taken his talents to LA. Rumor has it OKC is headed back to Seattle due to dismal crowd sizes after missing the playoffs the past three years.
Next country to legalise gay marriage?
>>69239164
Germany won. Can't remember who they played though.
You misspelled golden state warriors m80
>>69239200
Funny you bring that up. It's the USA. After Trump won the election, he criminalized homosexuality and we Americans realized we fucked up. He got impeached and President Christie legalized gay marriage again.
Stocks to buy ?
>>69239274
>He got impeached
Nice
>President Christie
So we fucked up the de-fuck up?
>>69239416
Samsung, JPM, Nintendo (buy October 3rd 2016 sell December 7th 2016)
>>69239575
They couldn't exactly impeach the VP too. Trump announced choosing Christie was an appeal to the Fat Vote. It worked. He won 41 states if I'm not mistaken
>>69239676
>Nintendo
Is Wall no longer shook?
>>69238973
Will Lil B lift his Curse?
>>69239676
Will Nintendo NX flop that bad? What is it gonna be and are there any noteworthy consoles coming out?
>>69239771
The Nintendo spike was caused by the insane success of Pokemon Sun/Moon.
Wall remains visibly shook until this very day.
>>69239809
Nope :(
Has soccer taken off in the U.S. yet?
>>69238973
Will LeGod win at least one more for Da Land?
>>69239842
The NX is basically a more successful Wii. It's completely shit, but everyone loves the gimmick. My parents even have one.
>>69239898
The MLS just folded
>>69239912
They win again in 2017. 2018 LeBron gets hurt in the ECF after nailing a game winner in game 7, and the Cavs got swept in the finals. This past year they won again though.
>>69240060
Thank you based Oracle
>>69238973
Who's gonna win euro 2016 ?
Who's gonna win World Cup 2018 ?
>>69240170
Germany won the euro.
Wales won the world cup.
>>69238973
>Kevin Durant will announce he will be signing with the Boston Celtics.
new timeline?
>>69238973
YOU DUN FUCKED UP ORACLE
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