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http://www.tennisexplorer.com/wimbledon/2016/wta-women/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWQMMPFtoG4
Beat me to it.
Men
13:00 Federer (3) - Johnson
13:00 Querrey (28) - Mahut
13:00 Cilic (9) - Nishikori (5)
14:30 Vesely - Berdych (10)
14:30 Tomic (19) - Pouille (32)
15:00 Goffin (11) - Raonic (6)
16:00 Gasquet (7) - Tsonga (12)
16:30 Kyrgios (15) - Murray (2)
Women
11:40 Pavlyuchenkova (21) - Vandeweghe (27)
11:40 Radwanska (3) - Cibulkova (19)
11:40 Doi - Kerber (4)
13:00 Makarova - Vesnina
13:00 Halep (5) - Keys (9)
13:00 Shvedova - Safarova (28)
14:30 Williams (8) - Suarez-Navarro (12)
15:00 Williams (1) - Kuznetsova (13)
Can't wait to see my boy Kyrgios win one for da land down under
Go aga
Is Australia gonna wim wimbledon now?
>>69235218
Federer
Querrey
Cilic
Berdych
Tomic
Raonic
Gasquet
Murray
Vandeweghe
Radwanska
Kerber
Makarova
Keys
Shvedova
Suarez-Navarro
Williams
>>69235218
Was wondering where you were, the natives were getting restless. Should be a good days tennis, weather looks fine.
>>69235218
>Pouille
How do you pronounce this?
>>69235280
Actually had to work instead of streaming tennis all day. But at least my boss is gone now.
>>69235212
>>69235301
poo-wee
>>69235301
Puii in english guess
>>69235266
Doubt it. The number is now 18.
>>69235301
"Pooye".
Who preparing resources for shitposting once KyrGOAT wins?
>Cibulkova will never smell your balls and guess where they are from
Carol Kirkwood has some big norks.
>>69235341
why even live?
good thread
>>69235218
4th round? Where is mens number 1 seed?
>>69235338
I think he has got the potential to eventually win slams but not this year.
>>69235218
Is anyone outside of Fed/ Muz good value here?
>Andrew Castle is a big Katie Swan fan
Surprise surprise.
>>69235367
Aw fuck, I have to wake up at Stu time to watch Kyrgios rage at Murray? Should I do it fellow aussies?
>Cibulkova hits it right in the slot
I'd like to hit her right in the slot, right gents?
>>69235419
Pretty much all matches except
Querrey (28) - Mahut
Vesely - Berdych (10)
Everything else could be masters Semifinals
Cilic v Nishikori - who wins lads?
>>69235419
Tsonga Gasquet
Cilic nishi
>>69235452
If I didn't have work tomorrow I would for sure, should be an good match
If you have some pingerz, just wake up at 3:30am, drop one, fall back asleep and and they will have kicked by 4
>>69235458
she looks like the type who'd have a go at your slot tbph
>>69235432
Looking good there for a 54 year old.
>Manic Monday at Wimbledon
Is there a better day of tennis?
>>69235334
>Beating teenagers, has-beens and nobodies 17 times is impressive.
Is a Venus vs Serena final possible?
Aggressive forehands is a stat now lol
>>69235430
Currently playing on Court 16.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/tennis/36383207
>>69235527
with affirmative action it is
>>69235527
I predict Serena Vs Ciballsmella
>>69235526
Kyrgios is a nobody.
>>69235266
2016 is the year of the underdog/upsets
>Leicester
>Cavaliers down 3-1
>Iceland
>Brexit
>Djokovic btfo
Its coming home this year
>>69235542
Currently dead.
I missed the Cibulkova segment, why does she smell the tennis balls?
>>69235589
cos she's a kinky slag
>>69235588
Retired ;_;
pls say he can do it one last time lads ;_;
>>69235589
This picture makes her look less like a midget.
>>69235572
>Iceland was an upset
>>69235588
>>69235639
>>69235687
>underdog
Feeling a bit sick lads. Ate some dodgy tuna.
>>69235301
poo
eel
jelly?
>>69235694
hoping for a qt carla win tonight
cibulkova's nipples are erect
RIP in pieces Katie
Cibulkova looks like the sort of woman that would have a really nice looking asshole. I would enjoy sliding my tongue in and out of her asshole like a penis but it would be my tongue.
Englands brave andy murray and englands brave b team in the euros will be bringing the titles home lads
>>69235669
He can. I want a GOAT vs KyrGOAT final. We must hope the wogman can shut down Murray.
>>69235775
Rest In Peace girl that looks like my little brother
Why do they have to schedule Kyrgios so late reeee
>>69235694
>filename
Is that what I think it is?
>ywn run onto the court, pull down Ciby's panties and start furiously eating her pussy and doot hole in front of millions of people
why bother living baka lads
sdf
>>69235814
So aussies dont see him get assblasted
>tfw no gf to smell my balls
>>69235775
It shouldn't have ended this way.
>>69235814
You can watch it with a nice english breakfast lad
>>69235913
>>69235910
>tfw no slovak cibulkova to lick my asshole
>>69235775
What happened to her?
>>69235957
Broke her legs
>>69235695
>Iceland was the underdog
>>69235795
to be honest I can't hardly wait to see old man fed get blown the fuck out desu
hopefully I'll make a killing too at the tab
>>69235817
Nope, no into anime
>>69235957
She picked up an injury during her match, had to retire.
>>69235957
SuperAIDS
>>69235957
Right leg/ankle gave up
>>69235814
They want to minimise Aussie shitposting.
>>69235985
>KyrGOAT at $15
Well shit, I thought Nishikori would be around that but he's paying $41
List the remaining players in the order you want them to win:
>Federer
>Kyrgios
>Raonic
>Murray
>Bonga
> Querrey
>
>
>Gaskek
>
>
>Literally everybody else
>
>
>
>Berdych
>
>
>
>
>
>Tomic
Radwanska back to her match fixing ways
when is kyrgios playing thought it was 8.30?
>>69236106
Has Birdshits missus been spotted in the crowd during his matches? I haven't seen him play all tournament
>>69236116
More like 4:00am :)
>>69236092
>not going all in on Berdshit or Tsongoat
>Not putting a cheeky twenty on the Chink
>>69236123
The camera was on her like 50 times in his match yesterday
>>69236131
>>69236092
I've never bet before. I remember making an account a year ago on two sites but couldn't bet since apparently I had to call them or some shit. Is there no way to just make an account online only and be all ready to bet?
>>69236199
Thats a big girl
Lookin' a bit grey overhead..
>>69236211
With bet365 you don't have to call them to bet ingame
federer on in 5 minutes, right?
>>69236239
Cheers m8. Time to lose control of my life.
>>69235787
VERY good post
so kyrgios-murray is going to be on at like 4am here? fucking bullshit mang
>>69236106
OFFICIAL SNARKY I HOPE THIS CUNT LOSES AND SOON POWERANKINGS
1.Federer
2.Raonic
3.Tomic (he's playing pretty good tennis though, I'll give him that)
4.Mooray (just to see the look of disappointment on Ivan Lendl's face)
5.Berdshit
POWER GAP
91.Nishichoki
92.Cillic
93.Gasgay
92. Various American Cans no one gives a shit about
POWER GAP
901. Kyrgoat
POWER POWER GAP
9001.Tsongoat
>>69236190
when will you fucking weebs learn that tennis is a Caucasian's sport, advanced chink brains aren't simply enough
>>69236361
It's at 4am if you live on the worst side of australia. Luckily, I live on the good side, so 2am
It's ogre. Fed won.
Come on Querrey I'm watching this match then I have a BBQ to go to
USA USA USA
Test
Why do all the Americans wear hats
>showing never ending tennis instead of freedom eating live
Fuck you Disney
>>69236443
extra space for advertisement
>>69236443
To compensate for all the pressure on their pickled brains.
>It's another BIG SERVIN Americuurn who wears a cap and can't return for shit
Are these the only players that Amerikunts can produce?
>>69236443
all balding due due to all the processed food they eat
>>69236473
Americans have no friends so they have to practice on their own, hence they only practice serving
>>69236443
Normally we all practice in either southern california or miami and it's never overcast there. You wear a hat to keep the sun out of your eyes and then when you travel you're just used to wearing it.
>>69236473
They're hiding all the skilled midgets somewhere
Is nishi injured
Just got home from work, anything happen yet lads?
>put tennis on
>women are playing
why is this allowed?
>>69236473
>It's another BIG SERVIN Americuurn who wears a cap and can't return for shit
Makes it even worse for him
>>69236443
That's their national hat. They're not as sophisticated as us with our bowler hats.
>>69236547
Nigel Farage resigned.
>>69236547
Yeah your boss called and said it's only 1 o'clock go back to work
>>69236473
>LE FUGG LE AMERIGUNS XDDD
>>69236506
What happens if you take it off?
>>69236562
Or the Top hat.
Aga just saved couple mp and sent the match into a 3rd set
>>69236571
Tell her to go fuck herself, I booked this week of half days months ago
nishikori getting btfo
>>69236575
Well it feels weird. If you've ever played sports you should know athletes are creatures of habit. You always try to keep things the same.
What's the score for the fed match? Can't stream on this iphone
>fedshit
>>69236599
Is she hot?
>>69236190
lel
>>69236591
Didn't she save match points in the last game as well? She likes living dangerously
>>69236473
big serve players are so fucking boring to watch, i hope they all get cancer and die quickly
>>69236575
It would be extremely painful.
>>69236190
>(you)
>cibulkova fucking this match away
step it up ffs you sexy slaaaag
>>69236599
>female boss
the worst
>>69236622
I'd say she's a soft six, huge tits though.
>nishikori
How does her nipples stay erect this entire time?
Has she put toothpaste on them because I tried that once and it didn't work.
>>69236627
>>69236645
He's just warming up lads. Predicting a 0-6 6-0 6-0 6-0 win for Naruto
>>69236654
Huge tits on a female boss is always good.
I'm always amazed at how women will be completely unstoppable one set and then look like they've never played tennis in the other
>>69236665
dunno but it's my favourite part of this match tbph
>>69236677
Would love to smash my racquet into her if you know what I mean
Theres literally nothing wrong with having a female boss
Federer's headband looks fresh as fuck today
>>69236613
>habits and superstitions
I was at Centre Court a few years back and Nadal just wouldn't stop arranging his drinks bottles till he got them right.
>""""""""""""""""""glorioius"""""""""""""""""" nippon
hey GUYS!! my bro gonna win today!!
brexit volume 3 haha!! seeya later matey!!!
>>69236716
How does he make all white look so good
>>69236716
Pic?
>>69236106
>"PLEASE GOD" tier
Federer
>would actually be happy for them tier
Kyrgios
Gasquet
Tsonga
>at least it'd be funny tier
Tomic
Mahut
>whatever tier
Murray
Kei
Berdych
>ugh tier
Querrey
Raonic
Čilić
>>69236716
Good post
>>69236698
I think so m8 yeah.
>>69236733
I really hate Raonic but I have no idea why.
>>69236733
Accurate
>>69236719
Whenever I play tennis I have to bounce the exact number of times before a serve or I think I'm going to fuck up.
The OCD is real.
>>69236733
Cilic is definitely it'd be funny tier. He will have the same amount of grand slams as Murray.
>>69236733
Remove Kyrgios and it's accurate.
>>69236753
Because he embodies 'being a professional tennis player is my parents dream I have no social skills or real emotion because I've been training the second I was out of the womb'
>>69236733
>tomic
can you fucking imagine it?
>absolutely nobody expects him to do anything
>wins wimbledon
>suddenly EVERYONE expects him to do something
>he just goes back to the nightclub life
>>69236753
I hate his appearance that makes him seem pissed off all the time and there's something about his expressions with that scrunched in face. Not to mention his brute-force play style is boring to watch.
>>69236753
I really like Raonic but I have no idea why.
>>69236768
I completely forgot he had won one.
>women's match more interesting than both men's matches
With Djokobot out, do we have a chance to win the tournament?
By we, I mean Federer of course.
>>69236778
His face is infuriating.
He's like some kind of ugly handsome person.
>>69236760
that's normal though, getting into a routine for something repetitious like serving is beneficial
>>69236733
Why does everyone want Federer to win for the 50th time?
>>69236799
i hope federer loses soon just so his "OMGONELASTSLAMCMONFED" fans can fuck off, he doesn't deserve shit
>>69236836
too bad he's going to win it all then you miserable prick
>>69236814
>some kind of ugly handsome person
That's your anger kicking in at him because you find him handsome, because you're a fuckin poof mate.
>>69236830
It's been 4 years, I hope he gets one more.
>>69236836
Calm down m8 your face is getting red.
>>69235969
>>69236005
>>69236007
>>69236010
>had to retire
Damn. Career ending injury?
>>69236836
I bet you're a KyriWOG fan. sit down, shut up and watch the greatest player to ever lift a racket do Fed things.
>>69236848
how am i miserable? every single fucking slam you hear non-stop about fed getting that "one last slam" from literally every single tennis place you go to, even when you watch it on tv
why is it so hard for people to understand that federer will never win another?
OH CAN A DA
>>69236853
>because you find him handsome
But he's not.
Take your low quality banter back to /nrl/ or wherever you came from. Literally only bogans say 'poof' in 2016 you fucking degenerate.
>>69236830
He plays the most attractive tennis.
How about a quickie anon
>>69236871
>Djokovic out
>Nadal dead
>Murray a choker
You have no fucking idea about Tennis and Fed will always be in contention for "one more/last" you miserable cunt. You are so fucking stupid you can't appreciate greatness. End yourself.
>>69236871
because when you're in the top 2 or 3 players in the world for several years you're actually a very good chance to win a slam
he's the second favourite right now for a reason m8 and it's because he's the second best player left in the draw
>>69236836
Federer is the best player ever, why wouldn't you want him to win?
>>69236830
Do you really want Djokovich to hold the title for most slams?
>>69236200
I really need to cum on her face
what time (AEST) is kyrgios vs murray lads?
>>69236878
uh-oh seems like I hit a nerve.
CMON AGA
>>69236918
I second this, except in superior (WST).
>>69236855
>>69236879
I just think there are many good players who are deserving of at least one GS (Tsonga for sure)
>>69236902
hard to appreciate greatness when every time you watch tennis fedfucks shove down so much bile from every avenue they go to that it makes me wish federer would just leave tennis so i stop hearing about it
don't get me wrong, i love federer's playing style but the way some of you cunts carry on about him is beyond embarrassing
>>69236918
Last match on center court
Can the Aussies stop arguing please, I'm trying to enjoy the tennis.
>>69236918
Around 3am to 5am. Probably earlier considering Federer is dominating right now
>>69236814
>His face is infuriating.
>>69236830
Murray or Federer for me.
>>69236878
Not that anon but look mate, you can see that he'd look much better if his facial features were more spread out.
>>69236865
Horrific scenes, 12 people confirmed dead so far.
Should I watch guardians of the galaxy?
It looks like fun but /tv/ says it is reddit.
>>69236900
Any screens of the dress mulfunctioning on Serena? And don't start, I know she's disgusting, but my penis disagrees.
Man, grass is the best surface. So fun and comfy. Why does it only last one month a year?
>>69236946
>hard to appreciate greatness
>don't get me wrong, i love federer's playing style
You're losing you're fucking mind mate. Put together a coherent reply before you reply to me and my wife's son. You're whole posts amounts to "I like Fed but too many people love him too much so fuck him" don't forget to tip your fedora.
>>69236726
Gonna smash some cunts before me and the boys get into the arena today, then get abused by my younger and more successful brother
>>69236930
NO CMON HOT BALL SMELLER
>>69236955
>roger federer
more like roger down syndrome lmfao
>>69236968
good movie lad, fuck /tv/
>>69236946
You are so fucking stupid it hurts to give a (You)
>>69236776
>Nightclubs and BMW M4s
>>69236968
worth watching once, better than most marvel shit
>>69236900
Do any of the slags ever play in g-strings or slutty undergarments? I would def find that arousing.
>>69236974
The limited appearance of grass courts are what make them so special. You can have too much of a good thing.
why does fuckign kei SUCK SO BAD
HE ACTS LIKE A MONK ON THE COURT
>>69236955
Berdych is so handsome
Is Radwanska the most mentally strong woman?
>>69236946
>STOP LIKING FEDERER SO I CAN LIKE HIM REEEEE
You are something special mate.
>>69237015
Pre-2000s yeah. 80s and 90s were the golden era of tennis knickers.
>>69237021
His body always breaks down in the 2nd week of a tournament. That's why he'll never win a gs
>>69237017
True. Although I'd rather even out clay and grass. Clay is boring/ugly as fuck.
>>69236992
>>69237015
Where you been famalam? I got the hook up
>>69237058
When did harrison ford grow a beard?
>>69235589
her heels are /fa/ as fuck there
COME ON AGGY
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/
>>69237067
sweet jesus she got dikembe mutumbo lips
Where were you when Bernard Tomic won his first Wimbledon title?
is this Nishikori guy any good? or is Čilić destroying some shitty player? literally my second time watching tennis
>>69237067
yeah but who is this
>>69237089
rib injury
idiot
>>69237089
kei is meh. cilic beat him to win the us open after kei "upset" novak
he's basically novak without the gluten free steroids and serbian mental toughness
Fuck off radwanska you cunt
>>69237089
Nishikori is always injured the guy is never match fit
>>69237089
nishikori is sick or some shit
he's normally a lot better than this even if grass is his worst surface
>>69237120
Rude
>>69237089
Cilic is basically the tennis GOAT. Already a slam winner and he's the favourite to win Wimbly.
>>69237120
this. cibulkova is my tennisfu tbph
Lads why are tennis players so dyel? Surely if they trained up more muscular men to play tennis within about a year they'd be destroying these dyels?
>>69237120
Based aga
>>69237144
europeans believe in teaching proper technique and footwork
us AMERICANS BELIEVE IN THE BENCH PRESS N SERVE
>>69237083
>>69237110
Sharapova my good chaps
>>69237144
Nadal tried it and his knees exploded
>>69237154
BASED AGA
>Nishikori
Top kek.
>>69237144
You need lots of cardio and stamina, big muscles get in the way.
>>69236900
>>69236971
How come their arms don't hurt?
If I throw stuff for a little while my arm/shoulder feel like shit the next day but they do it for hours.
>>69237144
You were saying?
>>69237188
the body can used to most things if you do it a lot
>>69237188
I imagine training has something to do with it m8
>>69237192
Exception to the rule tbqh.
>>69237192
he looks like the bad guy in a disney movie
