What is his endgame?
i'm all for a /chess/ bread leafanon, but we need a topic
>>69228597
Checkmate
>>69228597
>no physical activity
>/asp/
>>69228753
>implying sitting on your ass for hours at a time doesn't require some physical effort
casual pls
>>69228705
>topic
Chess really makes me think
>>69228597
checkmate, obviously
>>69228597
To display the intellectual superiority of the nordic master race.
Also: >>>/asp/
I'm getting tired of playing the french and i dont want to play the memecilian guys what should i play vs 1.e4
>>69228871
let hell break lose
e5
WE'VE GOT PAYET
>>69228753
>>69228819
>chess doesn't belong on /sp/
newfag kiddies pls leave
Only thing that belongs on /asp/ is mandrama now
>>69228871
Just play the Sicilian you coward
>>69228871
Caro-Kann. It's like playing the French but without the headaches and with an active Queen's Bishop.
>>69228984
That's probably not a bad idea. thx m8
What the fuck is his problem?
>>69229038
I didn't know there was a Dungeons and Dragons board. Thanks, I'll check it out later
NOT LOLOLOLOLOLOL
>>69229087
idk he always came off as a bit of a beta desu
>>69228705
well I know who's playing him in the inevitable biopic
>>69229038
Those are autists. You can have a chess or a go/weiqi board there, but it will be filled with people who have never played. That said, this isn't /sp/, not enough memes in chess.
What will happen if he takes the chess crown on american soil?
>>69229247
erm...
>>69229253
more nordic superiority
white mates in 5
>>69229350
I'm so conflicted right now. I both lol'd at and was triggered by this post. WHY CAN'T THEY EVER GET THE BOARD THE RIGHT WAY ROUND???? I mean, come on! By random chance they should statistically get it right 50% of the time. BUT THEY NEVER DO! This one even has the coordinates back to front! The alphabet is written RIGHT-TO-LEFT and no one even blinked when they made it! Just because it's alcoholic chess is no excuse!
>>69228597
lel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=san885R70kU
>>69229426
>in 5
you might as well just tell me the game ends eventually
>>69229180
Playstyle was incredibly aggressive, but if that failed he was done.
>>69229500
^ this anon gets it
>>69229654
it's one check after the other anon
this bread is dead, this bread needs life
>>69228871
Scandinavian you bitch
who is your chess waifu?
>>69232717
>1.e4 d5
>2.exd5
What 2... anon?
>>69232818
skripchenko prolly
>>69232834
2. ...Qd5
3.Nc3 Qa5
>>69228597
autismboard is not a sport
>>>/tg/
>>69232874
> 07/04/16(Mon)08:04:00 No.69232874
>07/04/16
>07
>0-7
>>69232853
4. b4!!
>>69228597
Magnus is a cuck
>>69233036
4. ...Qb4
Is that some gambit that i am not aware of?
>>69228753
Mental Gymnastics
>>69233084
Apparently so.
>>69233084
OMG the none real chess photos in this thread have the board set correctly 50-50. Just shoot me now and I die happy!
>>69233207
Why? This one looks fine to me
>>69233084
I'm gonna have to recant my previous statement. Both Kings are in check, but the glock still wins. "you may crack your opponent's skull with the chessboard, but it does not prove you are the better player"
>>69233256
this>>69229350
and this>>69233084
we're batting <50%
the others are from real chess.
>>69233036
>>69233084
it's more like 4.b4?!
white does not get much of a compensation.
>50 post chess thread and still no appearance of the autistic norwegian
Impressive
>>69228753
Play any sport without brain
>protip u cant