France has no friends and will always be alone in this world
And that's great
>>69220072
Success breeds jealousy
>>69220072
need more alizee to cheer me up
C'EST PAS MA FAUTE
MOI LOLITA
The AMF are your friends
>Association of Muslim Footballers
>France has no friends
fuck you, it's false. /sp/ is totally irrelevant. /tdf/ aside, it's just an incredible bunch of butthurt.
I always liked you guys tßh
We have Poland, Scotland and Quebec bros, still better than english twats
>>69220313
Jeff should be happy he has such a fun mom.
I like france, even though we always get BTFO by you.
>>69220072
>France loses: everyone hates on France
>France wins: everyone hates on France
200 years after Napoléon died, complex of inferiority is still strong among foreign peasants.
Gotta love the amount of salt flowing everytime France wins something.
>>69220313
That's not reciprocal.
>>69220072
b-but i love you!
Les détesteurs détesterons
>>69220072
>tfw that is the oldest video in my porn folder
>Play against the most likable team in the tournament
>Whine about being treated as a heel
I'm still rooting for you french in the semi, but you're better than this.
>>69220370
but then i saw this >>69220307 and overall the number of nigs your team has
nothin personnel kid
>>69220072
BLACKED
>>69220308
Can confirm.
I love you France, way more than any other European nation.
I don't know how people can cheer for Germany over you, Germany sucks.
#cheatingbastardsnevarforget
Why do all French girls look the same?
>>69220763
you'd know poland, wouldn't you?
with your recent experience and all...
>>69220072
No that’s not great. France is cucked
Fuck you I’ll emigrate
>>69220856
same absent father...
>>69220569
How I wish Napoleon would have won Waterloo :^(
Except for /pol/, the whole world loves France.
>>69220719
as always my germanbro has impeccable taste
>>69220989
If you love us, come and save us when mudslimes will try to take the power.
>>69221209
Gibb nukkess
>>69220719
>no scat
are you really a German?
>>69220971
He just would have lost the next one.
>>69220719
based ethan hawke
>>69220856
Sadly most French girls don't look like Alizee.
Actually, French are the only Europeans that a specific kind of face doesn't come to mind, even not including the mudslimes and niggers.
Fence the borders
>>69220569
Wtf No one is jealous of France
I'm jealous of England, they took over the world
Just think about what language we are all speaking
Face it frog England beat you and killed that manlet
>>69221748
Must be why the brits always use french girls in their movies.
>>69221875
I don't watch Anglo movies, can't stand the accent.
Which of these are the true French: French that look like Germans, French that look like Italians, or French that look like Jews?
>>69221748
>>69221799
>France still has some of its colonial land left whereas England has none
>France is objectively more beautiful than England
>French girls are objectively prettier than English "women"
>France has a better weather than England
>our teeth are not fucked up
>France is the most visited country in the world
>>69220856
They don't
>>69221748
>Sadly most French girls don't look like Alizee.
Just go the south and you'll have girls like this at every corner
>>69222052
You should try to watch Anglo movies, there is less anti-white propaganda compared to the amerikikes movies.
>>69222063
>Swedish French Algerian Jew with dyed unnatural hair represents averge French woman
Ok then
>>69220072
People supports the underdog. Stop crying, Pierre.
>>69222273
Yes, we have Eva Green, you have Nikki Minaj and Beyonce.
I don't see any problem.
>>69222052
The white French are literally the definition of "Central European".
>mfw amerilards in this thread exposing themselves as amerilards
>>69220307
Pogba is muslim?
>>69222268
Both of them are kiked to the bone. I can't sit through movies made in the last decade anymore.
French movies are no better. My French class gave us an extra credit opportunity to watch a French language movie and write a review of it in French, and these were the choices:
Entre les murs (French teacher and his class of niggers, mudslimes, and degenerate French. We're supposed to feel bad when one gets deported at the end.)
Le bonheur (feminist women gets cheated on by evil masculinity and kills herself)
Gazon maudit (lesbian couple main characters)
Bande de filles (negress in france)
Hiroshima mon amour (French woman and Japanese man interracial couple)
L’élégance du hérisson (communist propaganda)
Are all French movies this bad?
>>69222413
They aren't actresses...
I'm not even trying to bant bro. Btw our football/soccer team is more white than yours.
>>69222608
>Entre les murs
I liked this one. I felt bad for the teacher who had to tolerate those ungrateful little fucks.
i would have sex with a french girl
well really any girl since i've never had sex and would really like to have sex
>>69222091
Kek you salty
And English is way more descriptive than French no matter how 'beautiful' it is
And England has way more land than you, the queen still owns Canada, Australia, New Zealand etc
>>69222783
It's preferable to remain virgin. They do not wash themselves or shave their bodys. It's basically like fucking an orangutan.
>>69222608
Those are shit movies m8.
You should have reviewed Haute Tension, A l'intérieur or Martyrs.
THEY DESTROYED THE ULTIMATE MEME TEAM
THEY ARE TOP TOP LADS IN MY EYES
THE RIVER OF TEARS FROM /SP/ WHEN THEY SMASHED 5 GOALS PAST THAT SHIT VOLCANO MEME TEAM AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH IT MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY TIME AHAHAHAHAHA
I like France. It is the one Western nation that doesn't seem completely convinced life is worth the trouble.
>>69222877
>this english tourist in Ibiza
you have to go back, remember you are not european anymore
>>69222608
they're all shit
you know how there are movies you guys call "oscar baits"? well what you have listed are mainly "palme d'or baits"
>>69222994
>Ibiza
>>69222944
Ok thanks I'll check those out. Are there any French movies you'd recommend besides horror, or any French movies that are red pilled?
>>69222877
You have to go back, Nigel.
>>69223055
I hate french cinema, except the goold old classics with Delon or Ventura.
OSS 117 with Dujardin is funny, but I think only french can understand the humor.
>>69223180
You guys have some of the best gritty action thrillers in the 60s and 70s. 10/10 would watch on repeat.
>>69223145
Fuck off Juan
Benidorm is English clay
If you want to see a hot French woman, look a >pic related :^)
>>69220072
>implying
>>69223145
He is the same anglo who made butthurted post all the day, pretending his team is still in competition.
Please deport him.
>>69223265
Why every Marion are beautiful?
>>69223180
>OSS 117 with Dujardin is funny, but I think only french can understand the humor.
It's rooted in French historical references, but the general humor is probably accessible to other countries.
>>69223451
I don't know, but I would totally vote her. Not just Cotillard but also Maréchal-Le Pen
>>69222063
>not named eva verte
DISGUSTING
>>69220719
>tfw you fapped to this as a kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whJBMGNxodk
>>69223519
really curious to know how this can be translated 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrOaro_uCho
THIS is a french beauty
>>69223265
Beautiful, but
>26 y/o
>looks 35
I guess that's what politics do to you. Her aunt is ugly as fuck at 47
99 francs is a good movie
>>69223690
>>69223726
she is swiss retard
>>69223180
>OSS 117 with Dujardin is funny
j'aimais ce film. C'est un autre genre d'humour mais c'est marrant quand meme
>>69223813
And not beautiful at all.
is this turning into a cheesy-sexually-suggestive french pop song thread ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0DwIefImuA
>>69223813
*algerian
I'm trolled...
>>69223841
Its a very french humor
>>69223692
At least she still looks like a human being unlike >>69223690
>>69223726
>>69223874
>17:52
>>69221748
>Actually, French are the only Europeans that a specific kind of face doesn't come to mind
We have pretty specific phenotypes. But you people always represent the French using actors with little French blood (mostly Jews).
>>69220989
>Except for /pol/, the whole world loves France.
I've traveled extensively, and we're pretty universally despised, except in the few places we didn't try to set on fire (like Greece).
>>69222608
>Are all French movies this bad?
French cinema has largely become the property of the leftist intelligentsia.
French culture's moribund at the moment.
>>69223850
She's a slag but I'd still do her. Even Le Pen likes her tits.
France is AMERICA's first and best ally.
We never fought against each other. Their ancestors spilled their blood on our land for our freedom, as our ancestors did in theirs.
And they have really nice museums, and their girl's football team has lots of cuties.
>>69223888
She is half algerian/half italian
And you really have shit taste.
false
greatest allies
>>69223915
to show more ass obviously
>>69220313
>>69220313
chris likes this, what a nut
>>69223973
>he still don't get it
IM TROLLED, she is bimbo Jesus Christ...
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>>69223874
Alizée was only good thanks to Mylène Farmer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziVuxnp8Bdc
>>69224024
Muh heart
>>69224025
Your leaf trolling is genius, what could we do without you.
>>69223874
>not available in your country
greatest allies, why?
>>69224101
nah aussies are bette
>>69223910
Definitely. Jean dujardin is the epitome of the French male too, what a beast
>>69224151
Kek, probably because we can see nudity. Where is your freedom
this movie was pretty funny desu
les filles francaises.....
tais-toi mon coeur
>>69224401
Pls root 4 us (US>USA>coincidence?NO!)
>>69220719
>rocco animal trainer
nice
>>69223973
Shes hot actually, you're just a homo
>>69223967
literally this.
>>69220072
You are not alone, you are surrounded by niggers, moors and gypsies all together into your country.
Soon french people will only belong to history books.
>>69222091
tfw even WE have land into your country side.
https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Llivia
