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ITT we discuss the quickest and most effective ways of ending your own life

Not invited: French niggers
Invited: Everyone else

Hanging is timeless but there has to be a better way right?
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Jump into a volcano
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Don't dew it!
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>>69217525
hanging is pretty good if you do it right
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>>69217525
Don't.
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>>69217627
>trust me I have the experience
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:^)
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>>69217525
Are blue-eyed white French allowed, anon ?
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Just wait Icebro, Germany will avenge you
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>>69217732
not when half their team is out

it's all up to tsuu to vanquish the evil I'm afraid
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>>69217525
You only need to be proud of your conutrymen. I will commit suicide, for the honor of my NT has been shattered by idiots never heard of before.
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>>69217525
Pls don't nordic brother, we still love you.
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>>69217713
What about it
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>>69217525
If I had access to a gun I would've done it already. Just aim right and it's probably entirely painless and quick.
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Gakktu í sjóinn eins og alvöru Íslendingur
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>>69217724
>
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>>69217525
It's just a game, you'll wake up tomorrow and still be white in a country with like 3 non-whites.
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>>69217525
Isn't the cold keeping economic migrants out? I thought you had it pretty good in relation to mainland Europe no?
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>>69217525
So you want to kill yourself because you didn't get to semi-finals of the tournament in your first try?

Come on dude be proud, even if you lose 7-1 it will just make France look bad
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Do you have railway in iceland?
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Pillage the French countryside until the gendarmes finish you off.
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so I found this list
seems like drowning is a surprisingly appetizing option I hadn't looked into
anyone got any experience with it?
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I love you Iceland don't do it
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I know that feel bro
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>>69218113
>published by ATIF MUNAWAR
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"Iceland are being made to look like Iceland tonight. There's no shame in that. And they'll have the win over England forever." - hold your heads up high you guys did amazing all things considered
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>>69218106
unfortunately not unless you count the two WW2 era steam engines found in museums
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We my brother...at least you team made it to the Euro. I'm proud of you
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>>69218113
Don't do it bro.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>69218113
I've read multiple times that drowning is one of the worst ways to go
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don't do it Anonsson, atleast you humiliated England
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train is also a classic, but i pity the cleanup crew
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>>69218113
>want easy ways to go
>drowning

lel
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>>69218260
>Britbong
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>>69218260
This is pathetic England.
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>>69218113
>seems like drowning is a surprisingly appetizing option I hadn't looked into
>anyone got any experience with it?

It absolutely isn't, post-mortem examination of rigor mortis usually indicates that the people who die of drowning have the highest amount stress and anxiety when dying and it is therefore the most painful.
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>>69218260
DENTIST
E
N
T
I
S
T
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You should be proud, we should be ashamed. Where my fellow italians at? who /tooktheflagoff/ here?
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>>69218260
you lost to them n1gel, how about no
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>>69218346
>>69218335
REDDIT BTFO AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHHA

DO IT OP

DO IT AND FILM IT
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>>69218281
I think it's supposed to be peaceful after the initial panic/struggle
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Carbon Monoxide poisoning
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>>69217525

at least you're not mex7c0
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>>69218260
you lost to a throw in englel
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At least you had a shot on goal. You did good lads.
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jump in the Dettifoss like the dude in Prometheus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OB8cop0TLR0
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>>69218260
Gonna laugh myself to death when you slaughtered you Welsh fucks.
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>>69218113
Do it, cunt.
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>>69218486
That goes for most methods most likely

>>69218547
A good way to be become retarded
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>>69218624
DON'T CALL ME A SHEEP SHAGGER YOU SCOTTISH CUNT

AHAHAHAHHAAHA ARE YOU THIS BUTTHURT THAT A COUNTRY YOU NEVER VISITED IS GETTING BTFO

FUCKING HELL LAD GET OUT MORE AHAHAHAHHHHAHHAHA
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>>69218298
We don't have trains
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We all still love you iceland.
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>>69218563
it's a 10 hour drive from Reykjavík
ain't nobody got time for that
also don't have a car
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>>69218715
Die in battle Ragnar, the best way to go
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>>69217525
borða á deloitte, brjóta glerið, og stökkva framaf
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>>69218679
>A good way to be become retarded

Bullshit

You just need a high enough concentration and nobody to discover you for a while.
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>>69218680
>shotgun to head
>1.7 minutes
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Carbon monoxide poisoning is the easiest
Even in our babby Winter people die from it
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I suggest freezing to death.
Not naked in some ice, but covered in warm clothing, slowly cooling down.
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>>69218798
you may be unconscious but still alive for a while
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>>69218734
Then don't do it and join me for a joint
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>>69218696
Brutally cringeworthy bud.
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>>69217525
Why would you do that, at least your country is still pure.
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>>69218934
AHAAHHAHAHAHA JUST AS CRINGEWORTHY AS WHITE KNIGHTING A COUNTRY YOU NEVER VISITED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>69217525

Don't tsu it.
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At least you made the tournament lads
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helium narcosis
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>>69218797
>You just need a high enough concentration
Yeah, good luck with that
>inb4 le running car in a garage meme
This stopped working like 40 years ago

Helium or nitrogen is the way to go
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YESS 3 MORE I C E L A N D
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>>69217525
you did well, atleast wait for germany to 7-1 another nigger team
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Is migration in Iceland a good idea senpais?
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You are fine 5-2 it's not so bad
7-0 now that's bad result
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>supporting your eternal rivals cause you lost against us

Can you get more cucked than englels
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I'd say jump in a pool of boiling, sulfur-smelling water.

>>69218029
>>69218048
>>69218968
You never been to Iceland ? They have inuits.

2nd goal btw \o/
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H-Hi guys.
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>>69219257
"last goal wins guys"
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put your face above a geyser
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>>69217609
fpbp
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>>69219257
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>>69219241
We dont have inuits fatty
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>>69219241
>They have inuits
wat there are no inuits in Iceland and never have been any
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5-2 isn't that embarrassing 2bh famalam
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>>69217525

I'm glad Iceland lost to France today. Not because I don't like Iceland but I didn't like the idea that we'd be the ones to kicl them out. But now I can root for germany with a good feeling.

We'll avenge you bros
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>>69219444
HOLLYYY FUUCKKK TRIPS OF KEK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx0Ru_1zPVk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx0Ru_1zPVk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx0Ru_1zPVk
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>>69219496
>We'll avenge you bros

Keep believing, it's good
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>>69219241
Unuits? You mean the Greenland guys that look asian? I've lived here for 18 years and I've never met a single one
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it was a decent fight though
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>>69217525
>ITT we discuss the quickest and most effective ways of ending your own life
BE A MODERN-DAY LEAFS FAN
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>>69218680
>CYANIDE 97.0%
who survives cyanide?
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eating a pound of Hákarl should do the trick
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>>69217881

Actually might be chance for a new star to appear on the field. Germany doesn't rely on single star players as much as others and the benched players receive the same training as the main players.

I'm positive
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>>69219561
Really the last few minutes before the half fucked them over completely. If you can to half time only 2-0 down, it's not impossibler to come back.
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>>69219496
this
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>>69219600
>>69219600
>>69219600


NEW
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>>69219611
People who don't take enough?
Rasputin?
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>>69219550

After Italy I literally cannot see us losing to anyone.
Sorry.
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>>69219241
America saying dumb shit always cheers me up
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Pls post Iceland qts
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>>69219718
Hochmut etc etc
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>>69219375
>>69219444
Sorry I meant
>>69219559
Saw a few of them hanging around in groups. Apparently native icelanders don't like to fray with them.
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>>69219688
kys
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>>69219688

>Englel
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>>69219642
Literally they're gonna be btfo I'm expecting 3-1 cap this
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>>69219688
could you not
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>>69219123
You have no clue.

Both Helium and Nitrogen is dying by suffocating.
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Remove your eyes.
Because they are a disgrace to Eyesland.
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May I recommend le guillotine?
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>>69219801

>Bavaria
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What a waste of $15

Fuck you Iceland
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>>69217724
this nigger can't read
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don't worry iceland. it was your first time and you made it this far.

it was only 5-2.

at least you didn't get fucking rammed into the dirt by the german war machine and lost 7-1 lie world champion brasil.
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>>69219773
they're just as foreign here as they are in America or Poland
they have no history here and the handful here are just recent immigrants like the Poles and Lithuanians
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I can't stand t anymore bros I
:(
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It should have been FRA 5 - 2 ENG

Sorry Iceland but you did a great first Euro
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>>69218680
Why would a shotgun to the head cause any agony at all?
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>>69219946
the guillotine is older than your country, murica.
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>>69219909
retard
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>>69217627
It's painfull af
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All right, Wales is next.
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iceland, take joy in knowing they'll get their asses drilled by the german war machine.
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Honestly bit cried at the HU!
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don't do it anon, we like you
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>>69219996
Alright takk fyrir for the info. Maybe invite them for a round of Brennivin shots someday ?

GG guys I was rooting for Iceland. See you soon !
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>>69220103
Nope, you are the retard.

You don't even know how to easily generate Carbon Monoxide.
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>>69219957
>betting against France to beat Iceland
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>>69217525
jumping off a nice cliff always gets me going
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>>69218680
>7-1
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>>69217525
Don't do it Olof.
We need you to humiliate other teams in 2020.
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>>69217525
I don't know what's to suicide about. Iceland did great. No one expected them to beat France and they did score 2 goals at least.
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H E L I U M
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>>69220178
Can you spot a white Frenchman?
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FUCK OFFF

THATS WHAT U GET FOR ALL THE SHITPOSTING PRIOR THE GAME

NOW U CAN GO BACK TO IRRELEVANT LIFE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>69212696
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>>69219688
>England fag


You're not even allowed to post on /sp/ period, you asshurt cuck.
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England would have easily beaten France. Lets face it, Iceland beating England is the worst thing to happen to this tournament. Now we have to watch

>Pogba
Arrogant prick

>Muller
Arrogant prick

>Ronaldo
Arrogant prick

>Bale
Arrogant prick

If England had gone through we'd have at least one likeable team left in the semi finals

Well done Iceland, I hope it was worth your little anal raping by Mamadou and Papiss! Pissing little joke of a country. Stick to strongman. Oh wait the worlds strongest man is Eddie Hall, an Englishman lmao.
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>>69220128
That's why i added "if you do it right"
You can die by three methods, that is suffication, ligature or snapping the neck.
It's only painful when you fuck up and sufficate instead
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>>69220419
Pogba is far from arrogant

what are you chatting about m8
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We're already dead and this is hell :)
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hats off to iceland, a tiny ass country making it this far deserves all my respek

icebros are cool in my book
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>>69217525
Freeze to death
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>>69220384
go back to selling bread or cleaning shoes, poorfag
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>>69220419
france has more than pogba
germoney has more than muller
wales has bale
portugal has ronal
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>>69220286
Please tell me fuckface.
And how on earth would you sufficate from nitrogen? You do realise you're already breathing in 80% nitrogen as we speak?
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>>69220394
>England cuck directing to a thread started by a England cuck

Are you still sore after getting fucked by Iceland?
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>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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You fought bravely, like the 300 at Thermopylae you mustered what forces you could from your roster of strong, oddly pretty men and put up one hell of a fight.
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>>69217525
>quickest and most effective ways of ending your own life

Pay a good black bull for your gf before icebro
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>>69219599
>BE A MODERN-DAY LEAFS FAN
Would rather be drawn and quartered then have to endure that hell.
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>>69220526
They see successful players and automatically think they're arrogant. Maybe because French?

I've always liked Pogba
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>>69217525

If i were Icelandic, I would be proud. to score again in the 80th minute and not park the bus, and give your fans in the stadium something to cheer for. I look forward to seeing Iceland play again.
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>>69220577
>he lives in a such pathetic country that everyone LITERALLY killing themselves

lmao irrelevant countries trying to talk shit are the funniest
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>>69220095
Portugal you're Spains butthole who is Frances butthole, let that sink in before you shitpost
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>>69217525
are darkskin caribbeans allowed?
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>>69220750
At least we're killing OURSELVES, and not some other guys doing to killing.
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>>69220419
What an utter blunder of a post
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>>69218260
Holy shit this is pathetic THIS IS ABSOLUTLEY PATHETIC, I don't think that I can take english football serious in the next few years.
You laugh at the little underdog for losing against a top team having home field advantage.
A TEAM FROM A COUNTRY WITH A POPULATION OF ABOUT 330.000 PEOPLE.
A TEAM YOUR EMBARASSING MEME-TEAM ACTUALLY LOST TO!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I ACTUALLY HOPE WALES WINS THE CUP AND THEN PROCEEDS TO RUB IT INTO YOUR FACE FOREVER
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>>69220419

Iceland losing doesn't mean you cucks are allowed to post yet. Go hang your head in shame.
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>>69220419
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>>69218680
seems like dying always sucks
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Icebros I think you played very well. French isis cucks were just instoppable today
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>>69220673
>UK flag
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Cheer the fuck up faggots it's just a sport
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>>69220877
I don't remember when was the last time England did anything relevant in international football. They've always been dropped by some team. I still remember when not even David Kekman couldn't bring glory for England. Was it Brazil or Italy whom dropped them??? idk, everyone have had their go @ England, now even Iceland.
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The Euro is going to shit now without the viking chants.
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>tfw no Icelandic gf
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>>69217525
hringdu í 1717
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>>69221126
>a feminist gf
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>tfw physician assisted suicide is legal in your country
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I feel bad for Iceland, they were so happy. Great supporters, cutest girls, handsome men, decent football. They would've been excellent finalists.

>>69218680
>explosives
>quickest and least agonizing
Hm, really makes you think.
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>>69217525
Don't be stupid, your story is just beginning
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At least you are not Swedish.
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OD on dentist meds desu
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>>69221282
This
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>>69218380
They stress because they realize they'll die, not because it's painful
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>>69221282
Yeah, it's good not to be swede
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>>69221174
We have different feminists. They're not fat with blue hair like Murica. They just call themselves feminists and then suck the same amount of dick as non-feminist grills
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>>69221185
is it in any condition?
or only for terminally ill/heavily disabled patients?
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>>69217525
Nitrous oxide
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>>69221282
takk
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>>69221382
Your lungs will be burning during drowning etc, it's one of the most painful experiences. That's why it's used as torture method too.
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>>69221421
Honestly kinda funny how muricans talk about feminists and the horrible left when they're the only country that has shit like that and none of them even knows what left means politically.

You played well and should be proud for your country.
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>>69221421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F_INMLk_lE
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>>69221495
It feels bad at first but pretty much everyone saved from almost drowning has said that in the end it feels sensational. Seriously.
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Stay strong Icebro!
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I'm so happy that we raped you ice negros today. I'm a little disappointed with the behavior of our players however; I think that they felt bad at displaying such superiority and let you have those two pity goals.
Anyway you hate us because someone had to put you in your place eventually; turns out it was us.
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I think if you sedate/numb yourself enough with alco + some relaxant med.. maybe something to cause you to "fall asleep" / lose consiousness without getting heart attack (hat hurts). And ideally you would drop to a lake when you lose consiousness.
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>>69221562
Pretty much
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>>69221617
Probablly because they got high from the lack of oxygen.
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>>69217525
Hé hé hé
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>>69221676
Finland no. Don't do it m8.

I am going to go to Iceland soon.
/sp/ roadtrip after the Euros when?
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I'm sorry Icebro I wish your team had won

We are probably gonna lose next match anyway
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>>69221829
I'm not going to do it, but that's probably one of the best ways to do it. I don't even know what's best way to lose consiousness painlessly
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>>69221871
Okay. What's up in Finland on Sunday nights?
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>>69221126

This is a heavy feel. Girls can't get cuter than this.
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>>69221282
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>>69221914
The place's dead on sunday. Yesterday though the club was filled with vulgarly.
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>>69221871
Helium is the best way. I'm thinking of committing suicide in October if my life doesn't get better by then.
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>>69221933
She is probably feeling sad now.
>tfw no Icelandic gf to feel footy feels with
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>>69222024
I live in a ghost town on the coast.
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>>69222090
What about hanging myself? If I do it right and snap my neck, then I surely won't feel pain, right?
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Come home Iceland, you are drunk ;_;
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http://lostallhope.com/
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>>69221657
>tfw she is 60 now
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>>69222090
>>69222335
Lads no. Come to Ireland.
We'll mind ye.
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>>69222412
Shotgun to head seems like the best thing here as compared to setting yourself on fire.
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Waiting for Poortugal and FrogEaters to get blown the fuck out, then watching glorious final. Pls make it happen
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As a french nigger i must say something : Do it !
The world will be Grateful
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>>69219257
I doubt something like that will ever be surpassed in this century.
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>>69219257
Is this the greatest match of the 21st century?
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>>69218734
Proxy or underage?

>also don't have a car
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>>69223136
I'm sorry my parents aren't richfags who bought me a car for my birthday
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>>69223890
>don't have car
>all these excuses
MODS???
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>>69224812
fairly sure at 22 I'm in the older quarter of this damn website
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>>69220877

>I ACTUALLY HOPE WALES

Yeah, I hope our B team wins as well.

:)
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>>69224812
>having a car in the year of our lord 2016
epic, truly epic
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>>69224893
dude, I'm 28, don't even go there, it's sad isnt it.
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>>69220095
interestingly enough it's not, it was a novelty of the french revolution
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>>69221815

That is a lizard... and typical french cheating.

Go choke on your baguette.
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Mods nuke this disgusting frog thread
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>>69221617
well there's two different kinds of drowning

one is being held under water until you asphyxiate, and I'm sure that's the one that's ridiculously horrible

but there's the other kind where you swim until you're too exhausted to stay up anymore, and that's when people get the amazingly good feeling. it's sort of like hypothermia/a really horrible injury where your body floods you with endorphins and spreads warmth out to the extremities, it physically cannot keep up the effort anymore and sings you a sweet lullaby to let go
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I think Iceland should be proud.
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>>69225176
the guillotine was an adaptation, not really an invention
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>>69218798
your body is composed of billions of organisms that don't all kick the bucket the same moment the structural integrity of the system collapses.

I can't help but think that some parts of your brain wouldn't be completely damaged after you shot yourself in the head with a shotgun and those nerves would continue to fire in an environment they were never supposed to, leading to some weird, potentially terrifying last half-moments
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Don't do it iceland
I want to see you dance again
cause i am still in love with you
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>>69218260

Kill yourself
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>>69220419
article 50 best day of my life
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>>69218113
dying is actually the most painful and stressful way to go

that being said, it sure is the most poetic too
I'm inclined to choose it
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>>69225461
>dying

god damn it
I meant drowning
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>>69225490
>when shitposting is second nature even serious posts become involuntarily shit
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>>69225550
I dunno man there's definitely something alive and writhing minutely in the bit of brain stem left on his spine
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You're in Iceland, just walk outside with no clothes and wait.
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>>69220877
Fritz. Remind yourself of the fact that we share a flag with three other nations who will take every opportunity to make us look like utter cunts. Thank you.
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>>69225661
doesn't work :( there aren't as many paki knife stabbers here
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>>69225695
kek Iceland bringing the bants even in defeat.
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>>69217525
If you kill yourself no one will respect you.
Go to the nearest football club and become a player instead. If a dentist and a plumber could do it why not you.
DO
IT
FAGGOT
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>>69218402
Why?
Italy couldn't have done better(besides Zaza and Pelle being clowns in the PK's)
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>>69217525
You have zero reasons to kill yourself. You actually fought valiantly and should be proud of your accomplishments. You are the true heroes of the Euro 2016 in my book.
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>>69218113
1.Get some poison which kills slowly(in a matter of hours)
2.Get some sleeping pills

Swallow the deadly poison
Swallow the sleeping pills

That seems the safest way to kill yourself without any sudden shock
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>>69221562
>If you like me you'll also like my shit
>Shitphobia comes from "muh social pressure"
These sick degenerates should be hanged
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