Sunday Heresy Edition
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Livescores: http://www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/scores/index.html
Official Streams (Use Smart DNS to unblock outside the UK):
http://www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/interactive/
http://www.bbc.com/sport/tennis/
Stats:
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/wimbledon/2016/atp-men/
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/wimbledon/2016/wta-women/
Men
13:00 Kyrgios (15) - Lopez (22)
13:00 Isner (18) - Tsonga (12)
13:00 Pouille (32) - Del Potro
13:00 Gasquet (7) - Ramos-Vinolas
14:00 Vesely - Sousa (31)
14:30 Zverev (24) - Berdych (10)
Women
11:30 Stephens (18) - Kuznetsova (13)
11:30 Bacsinszky (11) - Pavlyuchenkova (21)
11:30 Vandeweghe (27) - Vinci (6)
11:30 Vesnina - Boserup
13:00 Makarova - Strycova (24)
13:00 Williams (1) - Beck
first for Del poop in 5
>>69191776
Can be actually do it
Morningnlada
how many hours till del pony match?
>>69192600
4 hours
>kyrgios
>gasquet
>zverev
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjPLkPsLxc4
Isner will win right lads?
>>69192651
WAT. No, our boy JW will do it in 3.
What are Čilić's chances? Never watched tennis before, I started this year, and I don't know much
>>69192844
Slim. USO 2014 was pretty much a fluke
germany sabotaging wimbledon again with another aids thread
>>69192651
hopefully jo willy steps up and wins in 5
>>69192844
Cilic a shit. Federer will win this year
>>69192878
>>69192701
You guys told me Tomic was going to btfo too
>implying this tournament isn't going to be djokovicwinslol again
>>69192903
...Should we tell him guys?
>>69192915
He already knows, he's just in denial.
>tfw fell asleep ytd morning waiting for the rain delay to finish and missed djoker getting btfo
>>69192903
>>69192903
>>69193050
Wawrinka wouldn't look half bad, if his forehead were smaller.
>>69192903
i wish i could travel to the past too
>>69192947
Holy shit, so did I. How did it even go down?
Was it an obliteration?
Who are your favorite tennis players? Mine are:
>Karlovic
>Federer
>Wawrinka
>Murray
>Vesely
>Querrey
>>69193155
>Karlovic
his IQ is at room temperature level
>>69193165
He's funny though.
>>69193155
when these play i tend to enjoy how it looks a lot, tried to give the reason too
federer - aesthetically pleasing free flowing tennis man
nadal - autism
kyrgios - enraged play hard and choke man
zverev - lanky kid bro
simon - mind game rally friend
monfils - athletic play hard and choke man
>>69193190
Trying the old goalkeeper trick.
tell me about tennis sunglasses
>>69193363
makes you look like a douche
>>69193404
i agree it looks extremely douchebag but i can't handle the sun
either i'm just not used to being the sun anymore and not more exposure time but in the past week i played twice in "insane" sun and i basically got a light headache twice
sunglasses should help for that? or do i have to wear a cap lmao
Anyone else have trouble posting on 4chan? I wanted to share my joy of the upset last night with you guys but it kept saying "Connection error". Anyway, Djokobot BTFO. God bless America. Where the Serbian anons at? :^)
>>69193559
Nope everything works fine.
>>69192844
Literally none unless the final is again Nishichoki vs. Cilic. Cilic doesn't deserve to be a grand slam winner yet here we are.
>>69192903
This. The Bot always finds a way.
>>69193165
Kek.
>>69193587
Yeah, it was probably just me. I was reading your posts celebrating Sam's victory. This slam is going to be interesting for a change.
>Murray is the favourite now
Probably going to end up cracking under pressure.
What's Middle Sunday?
>>69193619
Wimbledon is played over the course of two weeks. It has two Sundays. The second Sunday is the one when they play the final. The first Sunday is the middle Sunday.
>>69193619
Normally Sunday is an off day but because of the weather we have a full days play.
anyone got a good ace stream link for wimbledon? fuck that dns shit, as if I'm going to pay for a stream
>>69193612
>unless the final is again Nishichoki vs. Cilic
That's the 4th round match. Winner plays Federer
What's the weather like today? Pls no rain I just wanna watch Kyrgios and get to sleep early.
>>69193687
Tried this?
https://www2.unotelly.com/
>>69193729
thanks, but way too much work, can't be bothered
>>69193723
says clear with sun periods, but that's been the forecast for the whole tournament
>>69193785
Rain was forecast for the first week, will be clear for the next few days.
How funny would it be if Cilic won
USA USA USA USA
also: Beck is a 10/10, I l love that bitch
>>69193766
>Literally 1 minute to register & setup
Let me guess, you use a mac
BBC coverage is so comfy, wish ITV gave up all their sports they're shit
>>69193855
nein, ich bin einfach nur behindert
Kyrgios when?
>>69193977
1.5 hours to go.
>>69193998
what why so late? shouldnt it start straight away (ie now)?
>>69194002
hope he's trolling, it says it starts in around 10
>>69194002
Women on first
Alphabeta as fuck
>>69194036
literally why? its an in progress match
>>69194032
I wasn't. Does it really start in 10?! I doubt it.
>>69194062
Give them a bit of a break I think
>>69194076
why is sport hosted in England again?
>>69193785
Get back to bet you cheeky cunt. This is my thread.
>>69194089
The little girl is back moaning again.
>>69193050
Wawrinka looks like Karl Pilkington here
What a QT 3.14
>>69194074
REEEEEEEE, you were right, guess i'll watch anime for the next few hours
>>69194053
You must work for a polarized sunglasses company or something
who /jerking off to sloane stephens/ here
>>69194162
>guess i'll watch anime for the next few hours
faggot
>>69193155
fed
murray
berdych
tsonga
zverev
monfils
kyrgios
nishi
Where are the regulars? The 2 Finns? Drunk German? Germanbro? Dubai? Dutch lids? That ĐWL Serb.
>>69194148
At first I read her last name as "overweight"
>>69193372
>>69193392
What is this the 1990s still?
>>69193155
>Murray
>Rafa
>Thiem
>Stan the man
>Delpo
>>69194256
>berdych
What the fuck
>>69194268
Lol, how? It doesn't even start with an "O".
>>69194232
nobody at all
>>69194232
She's like a slightly more attractive Williams sister. Which isn't saying much
>>69194256
Please delete this.
>Berdshit
>Le chink choker
>Mr athleticism
>Mr weak era
>>69193155
>Djokovic
>Serena Williams
>Marion Bartoli
>>69194262
>That ĐWL Serb
RIP
>>69194268
>american
>overweight
Makes sense at least
>>69193155
>Raonic
>Wawrinka
>Kyrgios and the Kokk
>Robert
> Federror
someone post the webm of that girl eating the banana
>>69194315
post yours faggot
>>69194318
Delete this.
>Mr lose in the 2nd round due to THE grand slam pressure
>Miss lose every final
>anorexia
>>69194344
Already did you malnourished leaf
90th for tits
>>69194232
she's black.
>>69194256
>berdych
>tsonga
>nishi
>>69193155
Federer
Wawrinka
Djokovic
Kvitova
Krunic
Radwanska
>>69194331
Tears. French open final was the last time I came here and it was cancer. That Danish cuck. Americans sucking Serb dick. And all those Serbian flags.
>>69194373
>I support 2 players which are in direct competition for the GOAT title
>>69194363
good spot lad
>>69193155
>Murray
>Monfis
>Gasquet
>Nick The Greek
>Stan
rate my lunch
>>69193155
Solid list. Anyone but Djokovic.
what are we all watching
>>69194340
k
>>69194458
never seen sausages like that before
>>69194458
notabaugette/10
>>69194458
those cocks look raw m8
>>69194340
>>69194340
>>69194486
I've got this one.
>>69194474
Men's doubles
>>69194520
>>69194486
She's cute.
>>69194486
Who is this?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3577389/China-bans-erotic-bananas-Live-video-websites-told-not-allow-suggestive-fruit-eating-hosts-wear-stockings-suspenders.html
anyone know when nadals scheduled to play
>>69194563
Katie Swan.
>>69194496
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weisswurst
>>69194486
>>69194521
literally made both these webms
>>69194578
Clay season starts next year
>>69194521
The bag is bigger than her.
>>69194563
England's brave Katie Swan.
>>69194578
Fucking delet.
>>69194588
You're alright m8.
>>69194599
imagine brushing up on those arms
>>69194624
Didn't she blame the skimpy Nike dress for her loss?
>>69194458
>Not fasting
Pmsl
>>69194578
Delete this
>>69194648
Dunno, probably. They all are.
IN LOVE WIT DAT CO CO
After Djokovic is gone Slam-titles will probably distributed like in Women's tennis.
>that thigh thickness
http://www.fmccatering.co.uk/the-championships/wingfield-restaurant-reservations/wingfield-menu/
choose your £66.00 lunch
>>69194752
you just know..
>>69194875
>A 10% optional gratuity will be added to the bill
>optional
>automatically added
Can these sluts on court 1 hurry up so we can watch Kyrgios
I wonder why they haven't scheduled more matches.
Everythign will be over in 1 hour.
ive been at the cottage drunk as fuck the whole weekend so i didnt see djokovic's loss
was it glorious?
>>69194987
What other matches could they be?
They want to be back on schedule for tomorrow's 4th round craziness
>>69194987
There's 3 or 4 matches on all courts today.
>>69194987
They'll have made up for the time lost.
Coco is pretty based, plays with good power but isnt a complete mutant like Serena
>>69195033
Not really. Many rain breaks.
>>69195034
>>69195057
Yes but why not start r4? There will be new delays during the week anyway.
>>69195075
Just speculating here but I don't think the players would want to jump ahead of the schedule.
>>69195075
>why not start r4
Tradition
Plus they have half as many games to play as each round goes by, they'll be fine even with a delay or two
>>69195033
Novak wasn't 100% but the many rain delays spoilt the match.
>When it was suggested that he didn't seem himself during practice on Court 14 earlier in the day, the 29-year-old replied: "I just said I don't want to talk about it. Please respect that. Thank you."
>Guy keeping ahold of the tennis ball after it's gone into the crowd in the doubles
Someone get the foreigner out
>>69194752
>>69194890
Can anyone stop Serena this time? No Mugu, no Vika, no Maria, Kerber doesn't do grass, Halep just lol... Maybe Aga or Keys?
>>69195064
She's a proper cunt though
Sloane is actually playing some amazing shots right now
>>69195144
Aga always gets blown off the court with serena. She can't handle power at all. Keys definitely could on her day. I think serena gets 22 though, can't see her losing 3 finals in a row
>>69195224
she did lose 3 in a row already didn't she?
US
Aussie
RG
>>69195144
Radwanska just falls apart against Serena.
Cibulkova looked good yesterday, don't know if she's got what it takes to beat Serena though.
Do you think a lot of sex happens at slams, as in the Olympics? I mean at the Olympics everyone stays in one cordoned-off village so you can understand it but at slams tennis players don't really all stay together do they?
>>69195255
oh shit you're right. meant in a calendar year though
when's kyrgiwog playing?
>>69195265
>but at slams tennis players don't really all stay together do they?
They do. All the women stay in 1 big house nearby, it's non stop beef sandwiches.
who /RealAmerican/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-paa3wwGWww
>>69195265
no doubt its a 2 week orgy
>>69195265
all the worthwhile players will be focused on the game and all the goats have pure waifus
only plebs mingle
>>69195255
No, she didn't make the US Open final
>f1 starts in 12 minutes
>>69195478
thats right, cheers Nige
>>69195361
He'll probably lose to Mahut now.
>>69195265
I bet Nick Kyrgios fucks a lot of low ranked tennis bitches. That's probably why he never wins, mind is always somewhere else and his body is always drained of cum
kuznetsova-sloane looks like its gonna go 3 sets so another hour minimum until kyrgoat
this blonde girl is so thick
>>69195506
how do you think genie got her concussion
>>69195506
What an alphabeta
>stephens
full time sick cunt in the gucci cap
Which match are you currently watching alphabetas?
>>69194403
>Djokovic
>Any player at all
>Contestant with ROG for GOAT
Pick one
>>69195507
Least we get Del Potro soon it looks like
>>69195536
Did he choke her unconscious with the pen0r?
>>69195709
the grand prix
who names their daughter sloane? honestly, americans are the stupidest people on the planet
>>69195709
france-iceland
>>69195832
>sloane
She got off lightly considering she's black
>>69195941
Jesus Christ.
>>69195941
Was the passer-by black?
When's Kyrgios playing?
Can big jo come back against big jon
>>69195941
Ayy DeLmao
>>69196039
>he could swim
Probably not
>>69195941
I don't get how people can't swim. Shouldn't it come naturally? I mean you can just float if you want to.
>>69196075
Kek!
>>69196105
Not if you panic. These people probably never went into a pool before.
>>69196105
Absolutely not. If you're very skinny you can't. You have to use your legs to keep yourself afloat.
>>69195941
>Why don't black Americans swim?
I'm sure they are too busy with work to take swimming lessons.
okay i waited 90 mins
when the FUCK is Kyrgios starting?
>>69196244
They just started the 3rd set, you gotta wait some more.
>>69196244
Lel, probably another 30 or so minutes.
>>69196244
1 more set
>>69196244
Just enjoy the tennis that is already on
rip sloane
>>69196244
kuznetsova runnin away with this one, so not too long
but you never know with women on serve
>>69196274
>>69196279
>>69196290
fucking joke
move this tournament to somewhere that either 1) has proper weather or 2) can afford to build real facilities
>>69196341
howcome it isnt on Fox?
fox are showing Tsonga and Isner warming up
Code violation for coaching against kuznetsova
>jealous umpire trying to derail Kuznetsova
>>69196342
Wimbledon is the best GS, mate.
>>69196380
7 gets exclusive rights to two matches of their choice each day, you'd assume they picked the kyrgios match as one of them today
yep this goes 15-17
>>69196426
i know, this scheduling is just pissing me off
I just want to watch the GOAT before I go to bed. Is that so much to ask?
>>69196430
interesting. I thought only the Aus Open would be protected by anti-siphoning laws. How did Ch7 get it?
>>69196488
The GOAT is not playing today mate
>>69196488
>I just want to watch the GOAT before I go to bed. Is that so much to ask?
Sorry we don't schedule matches to suit convicts
>all these unforced errors
le equal pay xD
>>69196488
That sucks. I forgot it's Sunday night for you guys.
>>69196488
only the quarters/semis/final are protected by the anti-siphoning laws
not sure how it all works before that, some sort of deal must have been cut between 7, fox and whoever sells the rights
>>69193165
only if it is a very warm room
IN FAHRENHEIT
>complaining about "come on"
>keck
>womens serve
Why are there so goddamn many women tennis players who are almost hot but not quite?
>>69196765
>why are there so goddamn many women who are average looking but not supermodel-tier
>>69196765
Just average girls that got fit I suppose.
>>69196765
breast reduction surgery and butterfaces
>>69196765
Muscles
>women in charge of consolidating a break
>>69196765
a healthy sport body can make any girl pretty hot
>>69197067
They have to do breast reduction just to play? How desperate.
Is Isner ever not injured?
>>69197147
Sometimes it's out of necessity.
Nice choking Sloane.
>>69196765
Sports are for men, they are too manly. You have to look outside top 100 for the casual ones to find something, like Alize Lim
Sloane is a fucking choking slut
>>69197490
>like Alize Lim
good taste
>>69197147
>leaf logic
>>69197490
Maria Sharapova was considered "hot" and she looks like she has a mustache. Must have been all the roids
any danger of Kyrgios playing today?
where can i find the lisicki doubles match?
Morning tennisists,
Tsongawonga, back in the party..
Our boy Big Servin' John Isner putting in work right now
>>69197651
You're obsessed
>>69197679
wimbledon
>>69197679
You're pathetic.
You now remember Novak getting cucked
COME ON TSVETLANA
\o/\o/\o/
>this stephens choke job
>>69197679
Master race?
You're a full on nigger, pure.
>>69197807
At least the match will be over.
>sloane
>>69197761
Memes aside, that's pretty good for tennis: total dominance of the #1 draws people off and fucks up other players' confidence.
I woke up before 3PM on a Friday for this?
>>69197803
*svetlana
>>69197901
(You)
Whats with the Kyrgios love in this thread? The guy is a fucking clown that acts like a child.
>dumb bitches finally finished
thank fuck
time for KyrGOAT
>>69198086
Literally one person.
>>69198086
It's literally just one person.
>>69198086
Kitty Chiller detected
>bouchard and Lisicki are unironically playing with each other in a doubles game.
WHY IS THIS NOT ON TV OR ONLINE FUCK SAKE.
>>69197606
Sugarpova as a sex symbol is just a product of media brainwashing propaganda. Zverev is hotter than her.
There's an injured bird outside on my yard. My neighbor is an elderly lady, she called the animal services and they say we should kill it. The elderly neighbour wants me to murder this bird.
It can still jump around, it's just that one of it's wings is broken. It's trapped inside the apartment complex yard though.
What should I do?
Delpo beating Stan and then getting btfo to a literal who
Lineswoman hit right in th head by Pouille
>>69198116
Stan Wawrinka detected
>>69198126
Mia Freedman detected
