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why is this man such a baby?
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Tiny dick
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>>69187616
Hes funny as fuck
but hes a bigger crybaby than ronaldo
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>>69187616
I hate Muller. The only player I actually hate. I literally hate Muller. I hate Muller with all my heart. My hate for him is genuine. I really hate Muller. Fuck Muller desu.
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>>69187645
because of the pepe incident?
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buffon is so alpha yet sensitive.
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>>69187645
i never seen someone so angry over yogurt before.
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He's just an average Bavarian village idiot who makes millions playing football. It's kind of endearing, at least he's staying himself.
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>>69187659
No, I hate his face. I hate his facial expressions. I hate his cheeky smile. I hate the way he walks, the way he talks, the way he blinks. I hate everything about him. And I have no idea why. I just hate him. I had never hated someone I had never met in my life before until I saw his face. Why is laughing? Why is he moving his arms like that? I hate him. I really do. I just wish I knew why. This hate consumes me. I want to let it all out. but I don't even know the source of it. I just wish he stopped existing so I could stop hating him. Who am I kidding... I would probably hate the way he disappeared too.. I just hate him.
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>>69187714
And he's hopelessly out of form in this tournament. Guess it's kind of getting to him
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Muller is based. Everyone wants somebody like him for his NT
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>>69187616
Muller is cool

Chiellini is a bitch and I'm not surprised Muller thought he dived 2bh
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>>69187616
someone post the webm
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>>69187746
Good, every German player should invoke such feelings instead of being inoffensive cucks like Özil who people feel pity for.
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Muller is cool, he is better than Kroos who is just a robot that has no emotions whatsoever
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>>69187765
>Is amazing at 2010 WC
>Sucks in Euro 2012
>Is again amazing at 2014 WC
>Sucks again in Euro 2016

I swear he's just cursed in this competition
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>>69187746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byEGjLU2egA
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Post your mullers
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>>69187674
>buffon will never man handle you tenderly
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>>69187951
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>call players out on their bullshit acting to win a foul
>uses the same tactic against player later and laughs in his face

He's fucking hilarious

He's the type of person that would have bullied your average /sp/ (reddit) poster
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>>69187942
lmao exactly this
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>>69187616
I dunno what was up his gooch this match, but he's just a regular bavarian seljak mouthing off a bit. funnier still since he gave an interview before the match saying how sportsmanlike and nice to play against italians are

probably his ridiculous unluckiness just getting to him
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>>69187645
>>69187746
lel u mad

Spain, tell your little brother to calm down
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>>69187951
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>>69187765
>Guess it's kind of getting to him

He's fucking angry. He knows he sucks in this tournament but tries to blame his team.

Müller isn't a player who can curve the ball through his opponents flawlessly and land a finish. He needs a precise pass from someone else to make a great finish.

Back in the day this was Lahm's role. Lahm + Müller tag teaming always worked well since Lahm was good in the defense, offense and played precise passes. Now Müller has Höwedes who's okay in the defense, sucks in the offense and has meh tier passing skills.

Müller needs a decent wingman to deliver greatness and Höwedes doesn't really fit this role.
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>>69188018
no.
he is right.
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someone post the webm where he walks like ronaldo
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>>69187616
Muller would have been a good SS officer
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>>69187984
Why does he act like this? I truly can't understand. It's so stupid, I hate the way he acts so much. Holy shit. Just look at the webm. No one pays attention to him. They probably feel the same as me. Imagine having to see his face every day, poor souls... Imagine having to work with someone that tries to be funny at every chance they have. It must be infuriating. Just the way he touches his teammate arm makes me want to puke. It's revolting. I hate this guy.
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>>69188018
hes right tho

he looks very punchable in the face
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>>69187616

anyone have a WEBM of his disgusting pen?
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He's a huge asshole, remember how he constantly bullied Dante with
>7-1
until he willingly left the club cause he couldn't take it anymore? If only he would finally show up to this Euro.
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>>69187746
>Still this salty over his hat-trick vs Portugal in the World Cup
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>>69188063
Dante left Bayern because he is a shit player.
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>>69188073
It has nothing to do with football. It's... him. I just can't stand how he is.
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>>69188043

lol I asked the same question in a game thread... well I just said, "Why is he such a spaz about everything?"

a german dude responded to me explaining that he's just passionate but a "very down to earth guy"... lol

he's the type of guy to freak out and throw his controller when you're just chilling playing some fifa with ur m8s
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>>69188063
yeah Dante deserves he is shit
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>>69188103
>tfw no Reus
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>>69188043
>>69188098

it's just banter m8s calm down
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>>69188176
hes a child trapped intro a old man body

AY LMAO
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>>69188214

Or a man who recognizes that he gets to play a game for a living.
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>>69188098
He's really not though. He is actually a chill dude, he's just in constant banter mode which rubs certain "people" the wrong way.
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>>69188176

I understand he's a silly guy, but he's still annoying af. he should chill out like based ozil.
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>>69187708
Good post
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>>69188043
your hatred of this guy is so insane, complete and unbelievable that i have to respect it. you're right though, he's a fucking dick.
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>>69188241

>actually a chill dude
>in constant banter mode

pick 1
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>>69188137
it is your shit medical staff, really can't believe how a first world country has so many bad medical staffs
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He's so adorable
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Müller is a shitty player who is unpredictable and can't really play football in the classical sense, he dives a lot and complains to the ref, tries to get penalties and cards of the other players, gets on the opposing player's nerves etc. He's amazing and everyone who is butthurt at him is just butthurt their team doesnt have anyone like him.
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>>69188261
>>69188214
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>>69187708
are his corners fruity or crunchy though?
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>search for Thomas Muller Fanfic
>that many results
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>>69188092
Suuuuuuuuuure...
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>>69188287
Really when he's bitching at people, it's still pretty inoffensive. Some players, you get a feeling they're getting geniuinely pissed at referee decisions, bad plays or what have you, he's just being humorous about anything, just sometimes acts a bit more aggressive to let off steam. But it really just is an act and it's readily apparent to anyone he's "going off" on.
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>>69188176
In an endless sea of robot players nowadays I am thankful for the Muller's of this world
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Wer keinen Thomas Müller in der Mannschaft haben möchte, hat den Fußball nie geliebt.
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>>69187616

What language are they speaking to one another?
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>>69188214
No that's CR7

>>69188261
>based ozil.
He's so fucking boring
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>>69188451
>Hans drones on about his man shaft again
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>>69188352
>>69188352
>>69188352

Never gets old
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>>69188176
>german humor
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>>69188460
Footballerish
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>>69188092
Every team has at least one douchebag. You have Pepe and Penaldo.
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>>69188460
They speak their native tongue and assume that the others understand them by gesticulation and tone of voice.
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>>69188476
>Kurwa gets triggered by the german word for 'team'
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fuck germans in general

ive been to germany once and i felt like i was in a 1980s timewarp
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>>69187616
Chiellini is so manly holy fuck
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>>69188092

how you like me now portukun
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>>69188476

>polski hui sounds better
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>>69188328
Since when do Germans play like south Americans ?
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>>69188516
Kek, we have Pepe, Ronaldo, Bruno Alves, Eliseu, Quaresma. We have douchebag for every position.
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>>69188641
IF I WANTED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT YOUR MAN SHAFT I'D ASK YOU TO SHOW IT AND MAYBE LET ME LICK IT OK
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>>69188659
>>69188413

He was taught by the best - pic related
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>>69188691
Jesus Christ, Wiesław, keep it together.
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>>69188659
We have always had players like this, or at least we had in the imagination of the other nations (even though in reality it was mostly the others pulling that shit, like spitting at our players etc).
Then we only had these nice non threatening guys for a while and eveyone thought that's the reason why we fail, then Müller came along and became the archetypical German asshole player of the 21st century.
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Fuck y'all

Muller is a badass motherfucker
Would eat Nutella with him for breakfast
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>>69187616

I despise this fucking goblin. I am glad that he has been terrible in this Euros
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>>69188287
Guys that banter constantly usually don't take life too seriously, hence the chillness. Just because those that are getting bantered take it seriously and get mad doesn't mean the guy bantering is an uptight prick.
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Muller is based.
so is Buffon
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>>69188328
He's a pretty damn consistent goalscorer for being a "shitty player"

Ergo, you're wrong
Maybe he's not the most skilled footballer but he's a great player
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>>69188261
Ozil looks internally troubled though. His dead eyes give him away.

Muller on the other hand is one of those people blessed with the natural ability to enjoy life. Of course a bitter, self-hating tuga can't stand looking at him.
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>>69188358
I should not have searched for this
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>>69188691

Just like 1939 all over again
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>>69188810

Thanks Croat bro. We should have played the finals against you.
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>>69188581
>BITCHiellini
>Manly
Top kek
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He even banters himself
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>>69188578
>Implying the 80s wasn't the best decade ever
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He missed a penalty today too.

I don't remember the exact match but it was with Bayern Munich, and he missed a last minute penalty and was laughing about it.
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>>69188740
>Müller came along and became the archetypical German asshole player of the 21st century.
But he's so likeable though
He reminds me of Mark van Bommel
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>>69188781
>Just because those that are getting bantered take it seriously and get mad doesn't mean the guy bantering is an uptight prick.

lol look at OP's gif from today and tell me who is taking it seriously.
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>>69188944
>Mark van Bommel
>likable
an acquired taste
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>>69188889

I will never understand who this clueless clown is a top scorer at Buyern, he has no class or finesse, no dribbling ability, he's slow, no athleticism, not good in the air, not good at free kicks etc... s m h t b h
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>>69188934
>he missed a last minute penalty and was laughing about it.
He was probably laughing to hide his anger
Just like Allegri did when he got knocked-out by Tottenham
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>>69188973
I always hear shit like "you hate this guy if you play against him but you love him if he plays for your team" regarding MvB

What I mean is shit like this pic related
This is why Muller reminds me of him a bit
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>>69188983
le tap in man
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>>69188983
He has good football intelligence and he's a good finisher
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Muller is a scummy, whiny, diving piece of shit, but since he's German the massive foreign bandwagon sucks his dick endlessly
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>>69188460
Is this a meme now?
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>>69187616
What language do they talk to each other in
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>all of those tears
>all the butthurt
I love Müller even more now.He is a gigantic cunt to the opposing team.But he is on of us,u mad ?
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suarez has better memes
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/sp/ should love Müller. He's such a cheeky meme-er.
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>>69188018
He is right. The potato farmer is a cunt.
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>>69188983

He's a raumdeuter. He deuters raums.

In all seriousness, he has brilliant football intelligence and can read the game and put himself in dangerous or advantageous positions. He doesn't break down defenses with his play, he just finds the holes and exploits them.
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>>69189247
I really don't get how Muller is a cunt
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Actually love this guy now.

Still would rather kill myself 1000x than see hermany win another tournament though.
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>these two guys raging over someone they've never met
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>>69188983
mad
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>>69189414
He's sort of like Inzaghi
He's not a very skilled footballer but he is smart,works hard and can score goals and occasionally can set up his team-mates as well
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>>69189461
Ars defender even looks back after the goal to shout his frustration for taking the chase. Great webm fellow Canuckstrong
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muller is hilarious though
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>>69189247
he really isn't though. he's not a diego costa tier fucking psychopath. I think he just gets passionate during big games and cant resist mouthing off like a right old bavarian pig farmer. is he above a little cheating to get his team the win? definitely not and he doesn't try to hide that. but he ain't italian style scum trying to cheat their way to every advantage possible while the ref is looking the other way
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>>69188671
You're fucking fired. Back to the fields with your vovo, where you will angst at your government. How fucking dare you. Portugal had it lined it up for 2004 but Greease had to fuck the show up. If we won this year it would be fucking payment overdue caralho da merda
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>Khedira literally killed off after 15 minutes by his club team mate who knows about his medical problems and weakness
>Pelle with some ultra arrogant penalty

but Müller is the arrogant cheater
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>>69189606
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>>69189245
since 1945 the entirety of Europe speaks german, don't you remember how Adolf saved us from the american capitalists?
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>>69189654
>Implying that it wasn't the Japanese that defeated us by dropping nukes on New York and San Francisco

Giving them credit for shit they had only a tiny part in, baka
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Mueller hate on /sp/ is one of the easiest ways to spot truly miserable people on here. I honestly feel sorry for you all and hope that you can begin thinking and living more positively day by day.

One love
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>>69189177
>Muller is a scummy, whiny, diving piece of shit, but since he's German the massive foreign bandwagon sucks his dick endlessly

This. He's an incendiary cunt desu
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>>69189707
>Said the Portuguese fan

Lolololol sour grapes, discount-spaniard
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Do international players speak English to communicate with each other and the refs?
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>>69189692
it's true, i've never seen such a sickening display of envy in my life
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>>69189692
this
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>>69188476
Kek
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>>69189654
>>69189688
We invented anime. Anime was a mistake.
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>>69188983
Bundesliga is a shit competition
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>>69188983
"Thomas Muller is a player that every manager dreams to have in his team. He can play in every single position, he scores goals, his work rate is absolutely fantastic, [and] for us [he has] not a big ego which is a big quality for us when you manage a big team. He is the player you close your eyes and say 'ok, put your numbers down we'll sign'. You'd think you can play him right back or center back, you know? He is just a fantastic football player. I don't think you'll find one manager in the world who doesn't like Thomas Muller."

25:57
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8xN9Hu0jJ0
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do they shout at each other in their own language or in english?
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>>69189716
>discount-spaniard
I was going to tell you to learn some history but then I noticed your flag, it would be like telling the retarded kid on class to study advanced mathematics.
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>>69187645
you a Muller fan, then?
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Muller is the Jennifer Lawrence of soccer players
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>>69188358
>>69188812

Thomas Müller and Miroslav Klose have it all; a successful career, a beautiful relationship and a happy life.

Can something as an accident take everything away from them? Twists and turns of fate will challenge their relationship to the edge. Can they make it out together?

In which Miro has a car accident and forgets a big part of his life. Big enough to forget Thomas, how will they ever manage?
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>>69187746
you have a crush
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>>69188740
Oliver Kahn, Stefan Effenberg, Carsten Jancker, Jens Jeremies
Man, the Germans used to be scary people you don't mess with
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>>69188027
The whole "Pass it on the madmans head" could become kimmich or draxlers job though
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>>69190145
so he started off as popular and liked by everybody and after some time became hated instead?
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>>69187746
literally this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VNwhx5sKJw
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>>69188043

He plays sport, and he's also having fun playing sport.

Two things you will never understand.
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>>69187636
>still bigger than any jew dick

don't you cut parts of your dick to make it even tinier?
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>>69189247
>butthurt
>u mad
did you get those memes second hand at oxfam?
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>>69188292
At least, there is medical staff at all.
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>>69188304
He did that on porpuse, the beaner?
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>>69188582
>put a guy in women's cloth
>so funny hahahahaha
The great German humor.
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>tells chiellini to not overact after such a tiny foul
>somehow müller is the baby

explain this
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>>69192147
chiellini did not overact at all, but muller did. thats pure irony.
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>>69187616
BREAKING: football players are dumb spoiled fucks

please share more insights with us OP
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>>69192158
chiellini literally bent over and knocked him of his feet
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>Not hating Pepe more
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>>69190560
seems pretty cool
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I liked how after complaining so much for nothing he fell like he was shot when Chiellini sligtly touched his heel
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>>69187746
but most of all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGV4hxhxW8o
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>>69192325
i love this movie
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DUDE

MULLER IS JUST LIKE US

LMAO
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>>69190560
Klose was literally cucked by his teammate
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>>69187984
>his ridiculous unluckiness
This honestly

He's an absolutely great player, but he always gets so much shit on the field. I actually think he's very fair always but people always foul him or dive etc.
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>>69188018
i think you are mistaking spain for morocco
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>>69188328
I think le cut inside man is actually similar
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>>69189071
>you hate this guy if you play against him but you love him if he plays for your team
This
Same with Robben, he's Müllers mentor basically
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phony, cringy, german scum
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>>69188408

Shut up you wart on the ass of Europe.
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>>69190560
>The pole turns to Thomas with a blank look on his face. There's something about it that throws him off. Isn't he surprised to find Thomas there?
>"We'll leave you two alone." The doctor smiles.
>"Can I call at least a friend?" Miro asks innocently.
>The doctor turns to Thomas.
>"What?" The younger lets out automatically. "Miro, it's me, Thomas!"
Miro turns to him. "Huh?"
>"Don't you know who I Am?!" He repeats, rather desperate.
>Miro blinks. "Am I supposed to know you?"
>German Gay love stories
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>>69187616
Mad that Muller fucked you in 2014 still you can clearly see that by the end of everything he's laughing it off with buffon.
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>>69192574
>Thomas, I know it must be hard, but try to under-"
>"How would you feel if Philipp forgot everything about who you aRE, WOULD YOU BE OKAY?"
I'm dying
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>>69187616

Don't worry. You'll won't have watch him play against Portugal because you loose against the Belgians before.
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He is the best and makes cool Interviews.
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>>69187746
I feel the same about Marcelo. Hated him the first second I seen him, even before I found out what a piece of shit he is
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>>69192121
> t. Mohammed

At least humor is allowed in our culture
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>>69187967

this. Müller is king when it comes to bantz

Probably the only guy on their NT I would sit and have a beer with
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what was his problem with Chiellini there anyway? Wasn't it just a normal foul?
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>hating a player as based as Thomas Müller
kill yourselves
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>>69187746
now I want Müller to score the winnin goal against Portungal in the final
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>>69187984
>seljak
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>>69187746
>Portugal un-ironically names all the reasons why people hate Ronaldo
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>>69187746

I think you're in love
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>>69187746
Gotta love it when Portugal goes tsundere :3
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what does the tsu meme mean
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I dislike him because he fucked up royally yesterday.

Any other day, Müller is my boy, but yesterday he fucked up.

You know who we should really hate, though? That fucking Boateng nigger. Only nigger in the team, fucks his team over.
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I wish he would die
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>>69193743
>Boateng nigger
I thought he played well yesterday
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>>69193710

POO
IN
THE
LOO
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>>69188460
The speak european for sure!
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>>69193710
TSU
IN
THE
LOO
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>>69188043
You need a gf m8
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>>69187616
Dude is basically Ronaldo except he's a bit less of a crybaby bitch.
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>>69188782
B
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>>69188137
>miss out on WC
>Germany wins it
>miss out on Euros
>Germany wins it
dubs confirm
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>>69193755
Yeah, his only mistake nearly fucked his team out of the Euro, but he's fucking fine, man.

>>69193788
>Destroying my sides like this
Happy Germans are the best Germans.
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I forget exactly which commentator said this, but they said it best:

Muller has the grace and elegance of a baby giraffe.
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>>69187616
he tells him that it was a foul, ok, but there is no need to shout all over the place

whats wrong with that
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>>69188460
Unlike teams full of 3rd rate human beings such as England, France etc who can't even string a couple of coherent sentences together in their native tongues, much less play decent football, players from the few tier 1 teams such as Spain, Italy and Germany are for the most part highly intelligent and do in fact speak English as a 2nd or even 3rd language.

>Be Wayne Rooney
>Captain of the English Football team
>All time top Goal Scorer for your country
>About to become the most capped Englishman in history
>Meanwhile your English is worse than most players on the German National Team

Really makes you think.
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>>69188040
more like early stage SA tbqh senpai.

i always think if he hadn't become a world class athlete you would see him at local village parade sitting on some heavy farm machinery with a bavarian hat shitfacedly shouting abuse at bystanders. if he wasn't playing for us i probably would dislike him as well but the way things stand ... all of you anons are just mad
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>>69189440

What did he mean by this
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>>69187746
you proobably are sexually attracted to him but afraid of admitting to yourself
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>>69193822
Witnessed.
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>>69188043
I get this guy a lot, for example I saw a black guy walking on the street from my car and he was randomly mimicking driving with his right hand, and moving his head forward and back.
Why did this happen?
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>>69193929
Rppmey is scouse though, that's the only reason he can't speak English
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>>69194292
True mate, but that doesn't excuse the fact that someone thought it's appropriate for him to be the captain. THAT'S who you want representing your country and setting an example for your team?

No wonder England have been shit for so long with thinking like that, it's a shame desu.

IMO Rooney shouldn't have pulled on an English shirt ever again after the 2010 WC, along with Gerrard.
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>>69187616
Nothing wrong with calling out diving cunts.
Müller is based as fuck.
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i honestly think he's a cool guy
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>>69194395
Müller's the biggest diving cunt in the long history of sports.
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Is Muller the Mac DeMarco of European football? Think about it..

>le goofball personality
>Slacker charm
>Probably a smoker
>About the same age

Even physically they look the same..
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>>69187746
HATE HATE HATE HATE!
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Seeing this whiny Portuguese anon stamp his feet and cry about Müller is the first time I actually sort of liked Müller.
I mean he is still a diving hypocritical manbaby but now I have this autist from /sp/ in my head to justify his existence.
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He's a bit frustrated because he hasn't managed to score all cup and he even bottled his penalty.
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>>69187746
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>>69194665
absolute madmen
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>>69194750
That's a very nice way of looking at things, Germany. I like it.

I'll learn to manage my dislike and hatred better.
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>>69187746
Dubs and Müller scores the winner in the Germany - Portugal final.
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>>69188043
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You know how I know you're a raging homo? You find Muller offensive.
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>>69192121
Our country is obsessed with putting mens into womens cloths. We are literally a nation of crossdressers.

Sources:
>Karneval/Fasching
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>>69194945
>Portugal
>final
hhahaah
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>>69195067
I used to dress up as Pipi Langstrumpf for Fasching. People complimented my legs all the time.
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>>69195137
post pics
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why is he so funny lads
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>>69195170
That would have been the greatest free kick variant of all time if Kroos hadn't fucked up the delivery.
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how can you hate this guy?
He's a comedy genius
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>>69195170
>scharfschütze!!!!
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>>69193929
do they sound like uwe boll?
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>>69187636
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>>69195328
It's clearly Ronaldo posting
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>>69195170
They actually practiced that free kick in training.
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I actually like Muller
He seems like a top lad
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>>69195563

Wow.
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>>69187746

At least Müller can dance..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VnKQVXtFfo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gweHlJEz0Q
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Since we appear to be /sp/lit down the middle on this question:

http://www.strawpoll.me/10654096
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>>69195137
post pictures
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My Müller folder is happy
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>>69197029
FUCK THIS CUNT!!!!! LOOK AT HIS FACE!! LOK AT IT! MOTHERFUCKER THINKS HE IS FUNNY BUT HE ISN'T! WHY WON'T ANYONE JUST PUNCH HIM IN THE NOSE! FUCK HIM! I HATE HIM SO MUCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>69188176
he seems like a bit of a cunt at times to be fair to some of the posters, but this shows that at times he knows he's getting paid millions of euros to do what people do for free every weekend/after school/work and makes sure not to take himself too seriously
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>>69197302
look at this dude
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>>69187616
Italians makes people mad. It's a natural reaction.
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>>69197302
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>butthurt faggots itt

he's a master troll, not unlike some of the posters here in /sp/, you guys are just jealous of him

related vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOLPZ9Xs3h8
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>>69196263
What an absolute madman, how can you not love how genuine he is?
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>>69188043
Actually he is very lliked in the team. He is the dude who brings ease and fun into the team.

He is also very liked in germany, because he simbolizes the simple village dude lots of can identify with.
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>>69196263
Neuer is fucking hilarious
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>>69198220
>the simple village dude lots of can identify with

the sad truth. i like the man but still i find that to be a very sad truth indeed
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>>69198346
Whats wrong with the simple village dude?
I like this much more than the metrosexual nu male that welcomes gangrape all day long what you have in the cities.

Müller is very ok, and there is nothing arrogant or cunty about him.
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>>69198613
is this a simple village dude? :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ej9vgXRzeJA
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>That cheeky Buffon with the smile

He truly is GOAT
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>>69187645
I hate Ronaldo. The only player I actually hate. I literally hate Ronaldo. I hate Ronaldo with all my heart. My hate for him is genuine. I really hate Ronaldo. Fuck Ronaldo desu.
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>cheeky buffon
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>>69198613
>the metrosexual nu male

i kek'd but i also agree, my point rather being that from behind the screen at least müller seems like the nice kind of bloke other village cunts like to identify with regardless of being shit and absolutely retarded, those pleasant type jokers like müller being quite the exception of the people around.

t. Angry Villager
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>>69187616
what language do they speak when they yell at each other?
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>>69201432
Appalachian
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>>69187746
Just like my japanese animes. Just fap to him and get over it. Embrace your homo.
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>>69194945
>dat big nose
>dat smile

the archetype of a troll. He's like the Wario of football.
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>>69187746
he has one of the most punchable faces in football NGL
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>>69189461
>not good at headers
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obligatory

https://youtu.be/pbjw7t3beIQ?t=38s
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>>69188879
>that feel when your national team will never have a based maldini again
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>>69202910
kek
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>>69192325
wow.

were all high school kids in the early 90's around thirty years old?
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>>69187746
chill dude, you had lost the game at that stage anyway
pepe was just being a nigger
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