Inghilterra ha perso a Islanda
Reporting in. Great match. Shame that Hummels won't be in the next match.
>>69178737
Great match! Hope you win the Euros at this point, godspeed germanbros!
goddammit fucking penaltys, we only won one time
>>69178922
Never saw a more nervewrecking game. You fought like true romans.
i hate when it comes down to this but on the other side adrenaline rush like crazy. cant even remember when i saw 18 penalties
>>69178963
And Zaza is supposed to be a penalty taker.
>>69178737
LOL
>>69179068
This was a teutoburg I guess
both of you played like shit
>>69177717
>>69177171
Cant make this shit up
I'll say it right now this was the true final of the tournament. See you next time amicci!
>>69179589
they don't know how to play differently.
fucking assclowns
dagos and zee nazis = boring game
I genuinely thought i would die during the shootout.
It was terrible. I just wanted it to end.
Hic forum est.
Alea iacta est.
Veni, vidi, vici.
>>69179385
>>69180307
>why does nobody like us
>>69179589
Well I think all the players were nervous as fuck
Great match. Respect.
few questions to everyone
>why did boateng confuse footy with handball?
>why did conte sub in zaza?
>why did schweini choose to do the shootout on the italian side?
>how many heartattacks did you have?
Should have been the final
>>69178737
>Germans realizing that they beat an ultimately equal team on penalties in a close match.
>Americucks spamming "LETS ALL LAUGH AT ITALY" because their own national team is tragic.
>"B-b-but muh semi-final."
Fuck off, Wales made it to the semis, and they could probably destroy your joke of a national team.
I don't mind them laughing at England cause its fucking funny, but Americans are literally the shit stirrers of this board. They don't even care about football.
>>69180876
Boateng did the classic "i aint doin nuffin, ref" pose. Unlucky it backfired, freak accident.
I dont know, but i thank him for it.
Did Schweini choose that? Are you sure?
None, amazingly. I expected one every second though. Genuinely no idea how i survived.
>>69179589
>didn't qualify
>>69181025
>Germans realizing that they beat an ultimately equal team on penalties in a close match.
Ugh, i wish.
People are already attacking Löw again, saying it was an "average italian team". German football fans are the worst.
>>69181031
>Did Schweini choose that? Are you sure?
yes 100% sure
he won the coin flip, then kassai asked him. he said "that side" he looked and said "thats the italian side, are you sure?" "yes". check the replay
>>69181073
Confirmed worse than England.
fuck off
enjoy your refugees. Can you take Zaza too? He looks like one.
>>69181133
Wow, i didnt catch that.
Maybe he thought of the Finale Dahoam, and wanted to reverse things.
Ballsy at best, stupid at worst.
>>69181096
In terms of players, sure. But they played well as a unit and in every game were hard to break down.
Their one weakness was Ireland though lol.
>>69180876
Shit happens i guess. It always happen to niggers tho'
Teorically, he isn't the worse penalty shooter. Not the best either, he simply went full retard.
Symbolism i guess. Germany waited this moment for so fucking much. I think he choose it to galvanize his men.
Since Bonucci's goal, my heartbeat was made entirely of heart attacks. Shit was tense.
Zaza saved your Nigger from be lynched in germany.
>>69180435
i don't need your fake love. keep it
i just need a fuckin eufa euro cup
Gayness intensifies
>>69178737
Seriously, with England out of both Euros (>le wink) and Spain BTFO, if you guys humiliate the French it'll be the best possible outcome.
You are a fucking robot german engineered team, it's unbelievable
>>69181783
Boateng is the neighbor of hearts so he would be fine
You know what? I'll root for you krauts now. It's the first time I see a country display such level-headness over a victory, expecially in this sub. Two, and count them, two threads of civil farewell to what was surely the last off your obstacles to the cup. Godspeed little hitlers, bring that cup home and we'll know were beaten by the best
>>69182410
>especially in this sub
As if we needed anymore proof this friendship bollocks is reddit incarnate.
>>69182410
Cheers.
Yeah, its not as bad as usual.
>>69181785
>Moortugal
>Winning anything
Top lel, nice joke juan
>>69178737
Reddit cuck bread
No.
I'll bully every Italian I see for the next months minimum.
>>69182679
we've a lot of trophies in the national teams
and you've got a lot of garbage in the streets, nigga
>>69182505
>displaying anything that is not retardedly delusional nationalism is seen as "cuckholdry" or "le reddim meem"
You'd know it, brexit scum.
gg italy, well played
>>69182679
Go clean your garbage nigga.
I was actually rooting for them.
>>69182410
>little hitlers
cute!
You fought well, little Benitos, it's a shame our ways have to seperate now again
>>69183332
Nationalism doesn't mean >hating everyone who isn't me. I'm a German nationalist and I can see other peoples as friends, especially the Italians.
>>69181011
this tbqhwysenpai
>>69183659
that's napoli (shitaly) gypsie
Buona partita, Germanbros.
t. Muh heritage
>>69183755
Southern Italy is garbage
>>69184051
More veritable words were never uttered.
>>69184051
>Southern Italy is garbage
the whole country is nigger tier
>>69181236
kek that was a fun game though, I was very glad for Ireland
t. half irish mutt
Italian diaspora in Germany on suicide watch
>i-it doesn't c-count ... p-penalties don't count ... gg-germany didn't really win!
good game italybros. kinda sad that you lost. keep your heads high.
>>69184558
If you don't want sore losers, don't be a sore winner. Congratulate them for how they fought hard and they won't spout memes.
>>69184345
>Portuguese
>Calls somebody else a nigger
Take a look in the mirror. You're not even white.
>>69184644
You clearly don't know immigrants in Germany
>>69184051
>Southern Italy is garbage
t. pleb
it's a paradise for non naive tourists, plenty of stuff to see so long as you know what you're doing tbf
>>69180435
honestly 99% of German posters are being true sportsmen
be proud and kick Merkel in the mouth
>>69184711
this is my city
>>69184716
I think immigrating is a wrong concept. You can't complain your country sucks if you don't stay there and work for the betterment of it. So yeah, I guess they're just sperglords, still, be the better man.
>>69184644
Italian immigrants in Germany are all Southern mutts.
Well done Axis brother
>>69184805
>literally the same kind of monuments found in any italian city with more than 10k citizens
>he's somehow trying to brag about it with an italian guy
>>69184644
>Congratulate them for how they fought hard and they won't spout memes
lol pathetic. afraid of memes. the internet is a fuckin giant meme!. wake up faggot!!
>>69184711
>>69184345
Dudes, no harsh words on this beautiful day..
>>69184877
If they're from Sicily I bet they're chill. Between Sicily and Abruzzo, well...just purify them and then burn the bodies.
>>69184716
I have lived in germany for a while and I can confirm that they're pretty annoying
>always complainging that germans are cold
>weather is terrible
>german is difficult
>too many immigrants (kek)
>>69184876
It really depends, if you do it you must have the decency to respect your host country
>shitposting threads getting archived
>respectful threads at the top of the catalog
Thank you /sp/
The match was shit and you both should feel shit.
wish I was German tee be haitch
>>69184946
like this. monumental garbage! lol
>>69185070
They literally form gangs with the Turks in Southern Germany, you sometimes can't differentiate between them.
They all either own restaurants or shady cleaning/building/real estate companies.
>>69184989
Thing is, most of their complaints are true.
Just like Germans complain that italian is a complex language, we're too loud, we get pissed off way too easily ecc.
I'd say the best thing would be standing in the middle, like the british or the irish, but most of us just can't and we fight over disparities.
>>69181011
THIS
>inb4 Iceland vs. Wales will happen
>>69185124
One place isn't the whole country. I could post your shit-tier fishermen favelas with people dying of hunger and shitting themselves, would that mean your whole country sucks?
Give me a break.
>>69185186
>most of their complaints are true.
Yeah but they aren't forced to live amongst Germans, they are free to go to Italy where everyone's Italian and the sun always shines.
Instead they stay here, denigrate everything we do and are constantly passive aggressive, cheer when Germany loses, then call us arrogant whenever German wins.
>>69181011
Agreed.
>>69184877
Here in Bavarian Monaco I never had problems with italians. they great people. Especially the ones from san marino.
>>69185230
i'm talking about... you know, NAPOLI!!
>>69185186
I mean, they weren't pissed off or anything, italian migrants just enter full nostalgia mode after a while and turn into complaint machines, same thing happened when I was in czech rep. denmark and even fucking malaysia. I'd much rather be positive (as you say) about it desu
>>69185284
I agree with the first part of your post, but except for some shitheads they mean no harm and are still grateful for every opportunity they have abroad, from my experience they just get very moody, that's all
>>69185284
I'm not justifying them, I'm just stating that they're not wrong when they say you're cold or that weather generally sucks there.
I wouldn't say that in your face if I was living in your country of course, but I'm not living in your country because I would honestly consider ending my life if the sky above my head was always grey.
>dat complete tactical stalemate
Shame this wasnt the final
bona note fratelli bacci bacci
>>69185313
>San Marino
They're not italians tho. They're from another country. That's why they're nice. Also, they come from central italy, which is honestly god tier italy
>Best cities to visit
>Mountains. hills and sea in the arc of 40 kms
>Best food
>Best women
>Never too cold, never too hot
>Most comprehensible dialects
>R O M A
>>69184711
Portuguese people are less tanned than italians and they actually expelled moors (more than one time), the opposite of Italy. People that know history through the memes kek
>>69180876
>why did boateng confuse footy with handball?
Lost his cool and did something stupid. Most likly wanted to use his hands to push others down but panicked when the ball reached him, I guess.
>why did conte sub in zaza?
Because he wanted him to create a victory situation and not creating a meme.
>why did schweini choose to do the shootout on the italian side?
Missed that
>how many heartattacks did you have?
way to many
I dont have any fun in my live
>>69185405
>s to visit
>>Mountains. hills and sea in the arc of 40 kms
>>Best food
>>Best women
>>Never too cold, never too hot
>>Most comprehensible dialects
>>R O M A
Where are the best women of Italy, north, center or south?
>>69185405
Oh wow. I guess I got lucky then. Nevertheless, great game and a shame that this wasn't the finals.
>>69180876
>Because he's a nigger. He was just trying to play basketball
>He trusted him with a task he couldn't handle. Didn't expect him to do the memedance
>Missed dat
>Way too many, but I knew it was the end once Zaza fucked it up, so I chilled out and accepted defeat
>>69185485
>>69185566
Sothern women settle down for metrosexual gym-addicted fuckboys who talk with their hands. No, I'm not talking gestures, I mean they actually try to start a fight every 5 minutes.
So they're pretty shit.
Northern women are usually "special snowflakes" and tumblr users, also total sluts.
Center italy women can cook decent meals, usually don't cheat on you and they're quite frank with what they think of you, not giving you false hopes. They also care less for your physical appearance if you have charisma. Sadly they're usually commies and smoke weed way too much too.
In the end you'd better pick the kind of woman that cheats less.
"I fought. I lost. Now I rest."
>The EM isnt over yet
>we still have to fight against France or Memeland and TSUUUUUUUUU or Memes
whats the point after todays match? We met Italy way to early. THIS should have been the finals. Fuck, I've seen people shouting "We are european champions" after the match.
I blame RNG. The match was exciting and great from both sides, quarter finals dont deserve such a match of this scale.
>>69185019
What a cuck.
>>69185743
Italy had to punch through Memegium and Spain to even get there. Hell of a draw.
>>69185718
Actually it's no more about North, Center and South, but who live in the city and whose not. A Girl from "Roma bene" usually is a slut.
>>69185718
Fuck a Northern
Marry a Center
Avoid a Southern
theme of my night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8JEm4d6Wu4
guys how do I fix this?
>>69185743
German humility is annoying. You come off as patronizing.
>>69185850
Like americans know anything about humility
>>69185850
>German humility LOL
they're scare of people call them scared cucks
>>69185850
They did the incredible feat of defeating the curse. They're world champions. They beat the guys who beat the European champions. They're humbling themselves to say "good game". It's not patronizing, they're congratulating us because they think we were a worthy opponent and because we've struggle to keep winning during our long ass rivalry.
You americans should learn from that. Germans want friends, not enemies. You're the kind of guys that shoot everyone who doesn't agree with you instead.
northern peoples are a bunch of afraid cucks
>>69186090
You mean the guys who started two world wars? I wouldn't count on that.
>69186064
they're scared of everything...
and fuck you shitaly, i lost money cuz of you
>>69186064
this
From now on, there is nothing that can stop us. We will lift the cup above the sky of Paris and destroy everyone in our path tho. You would think it's 1940 all over again :^)
Italy was the only real opponent
>>69185797
pretty good post could be improved
>>69186177
Learn how24chan before you make an ass of yourself
Özil is the only one wearing german shirt who has scored against Italy since 1988 in a tournament and now it will take at least 2 years more, maybe in world cup someone else does it, if they even meat... Özil the greatest.
>>69179385
>making it to semifinals with only draws
>LOL
>>69186186
only rapugees can stop you
>>69186262
You mean literally the Portuguese NT?
>>69186325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDSwTQHZGZM
kiss, kiss
>>69186325
>>69186406
stay strong hans. i'm off
>>69186064
>They did the incredible feat of defeating the curse
Why do people keep saying this? In Euro 96 Italy and Germany tied, eliminating Italy. It's the same thing. Germany has yet to beat Italy, which is what the "curse" is.
>>69186571
This game ended officialy as a draw. But who gives two shits about what the statistics say. Germany is in the semi finals and italy is out. Löw's streak of reaching at least the semi finals every tournament continues. thanks to his crotch and rektum sweat.
>>69183301
only teams with 4 WC or more are allowed to talk
even brazil, they can take a break currently because >dentists
MODS
>>69186571
People keep saying this because beating a team in a knockout stage (tonight), albeit through penalties, is something different than playing a 0:0 tie in a group stage (EC 1996).
>>69186201
Considering I was responding to a frogposter, it's the perfect post.
>>69184876
Because when you're poor as fuck and can't enter a job in your field of work because nepotism EVERYWHERE that's so easy right?
Go be a fortunate son somewhere else.
Thanks for a Shit Game. Hope France reach the finals
>>69186672
Does he just have autistic luck? Or is he really a tactical genius?
>>69186719
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrpUSKE9p_M
>>69186831
He just has by far the best talent pool in the world. It would take a moron to not get to the quarters with ease.
>>69186831
desu i guess it's both. in this tournament he always won the matches, if he scratched his crotch, arse or armpits and sniffed afterwards (durning the match of course). it really is some weird meme magic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRZ_vvEqiXY
>>69185634
I don't know what are moors, but did they really deserve such a fate?
>>69180307
>from country whose team has played like shit every single minute of the tournament
>insults the two best teams of the tournament
>>69186262
you guys are fucking insufferable
>>69180307
>meme their way with draws only to the semi finals
>calls the best quarter final game boring
>t. alberto barbossa
but what do Italians hate the southern girls?
>>69187087
>replying to 3h old posts
>i s-sure t-told him
Listen here Hans, your game was as boring as ours vs. Poland. They were similar in every way except as it turns out, you're worse than Poland at taking penalties. Good job you cancerous mongoloid.
>>69178963
>goddammit fucking penaltys
It was the only way we could have won. It had to be done.
>>69181785
Keep hoping, off-brand Spaniard.
>>69187381
Your tune is going to change soon, friend. :^D
