Memes aside, what's wrong with this guy? It's like all of his luck abandoned him.
He literally is pasta tier
He's been utter trash this Euro
He finished the season on poor form and has continued this trend sadly.
can't get it done without klose
>>69177579
He's only good at dives.
He was never good, just had a good run.
Off to Saudi Arabia or MLS with him.
>>69177579
he doesn't look fucking real. He looks like someone described what an Attractive human looks like to an alien and then they made him.
Why does he look so strange?
only performs good at wc
>>69178010
He's Bavarian
>>69177579
he mocked donaldo and it came back to bite him in the ass
>>69177579
I hate this asshole, I hope he is signed by Arsenal or Roma
>>69177579
he safes everything for the semis and the final
>>69177579
Mememagic is too strong at this tournament.
No chance for him.
>>69177666
>Satan confirms
>>69178010
He looks like he has a low IQ if you ask me
he's cute desu, but he's also a nigger
>>69177579
streak of bad luck
he seems like he just got a lucky break and tried his luck at football. No skill whatsoever, just dangling his arms left and right until he gobbles the ball in the back of the net
>>69177579
Him and the frog faced fucking turk.
>>69177666
>666
Bist du der Teufel?
>>69177579
he will deliver when you dont expect it
he wont deliver when you expect it
>>69179801
Ozil was probably your best outfield player tonight and everyone knows that he can't take penalties for shit so that is Low's fault for not subbing him off late on.
But Muller...holy shit, he just can't catch a break in this tournament, it just seems to always go wrong.
>>69177768
He needs a proper vacation. He's been on the German squad since 2010 along with Bayern going deep in every tourney. That has to tire out a guy sooner or later
i made dis
>>69180048
8/10
Müller waits for the final to score his one decisive goal just for giggles.
>>69178010
>Attractive human
>>69179941
Nah, he was shit this whole euro, just like Müller.
I would like to see some new players, both of them have been consistently disappointing.
literally who?
Draxler is already better than meme magic müller
>>69179941
Just like Kane desu
>>69180149
How long until buyern buy him up and for how much
>>69177579
I bet money on him being germanys best scorer
Literal lifelong Bayernfan here
I have been telling people Müller is fucking shit for 6 years now, all his goals are based on luck
Look what happens when he doesn't dusel his fucking way into everything
>>69177579
why doesn't he fix his nose
Does anyone have loews face after müller missed his pen?
>>69177579
shameless diveball crisis actor, but looses his shit when others do the same
>>69180901
this
>>69181035
>Every single one of Thomas Muller's 91 goals for Bayern Munich are a result of luck according to this German autist
Do you fucks read what you write sometimes? how does it not come off sounding ridiculous to you?
>>69181311
When you do that shit many times and always get away with that it's normal for him to keep doing that.
We always had players that dived like madman for nothing. Now we have Moutinho that when gets touched by an opponent he starts to roll on the field like a dog without stopping.
Never forget who taught him
>>69177579
He looks like those typical german dads you see at campings who come out of their tent with their sandals and white socks shouting "Reiner!" while looking for their 5 year old
he ran out of meme magic, happens to the best of us
>>69184894
what kind of 5 year old is called Reiner
Jerome-Pascal much more likely
>>69185354
Bavarians
>>69177579
Huh never noticed the guy has heterochromia
>>69178010
le potato farmer face
