German newspaper posting photos of italian players' mothers
>>69157947
why would they do that?
>>69157996
to help joachim low i guess
>>69157996
>today mother can not help you
maybe it's some joke on how italian men are stereotypically more dependent on their moms or something.
It says we will fuck your moms
>>69157947
That's weird, BZ is usually Antifa-style nationalism-hating leftist bullshit.
>>69157947
i'd fuck mamma zaza
seems like a real piece of shit newspaper
>>69157947
It's bantz.
>Mama can't help you today
The stereotype for Italians is that they're mama's boys.
>>69157947
That's really fucking low. Hope these German monkeys get beaten badly.
Go Italy
>today your momma cannot help you
it's a jab at the fact that Italians live with their mom into their 30s, they usually only move out when they're going to get married.
When I studied there, it was typical for a kid to have sex with his mother in the house being okay with it.
>>69158111
it is
literally worse than bild
the only good thing they ever did was coming up with the donaldo meme
>>69158141
>typical for a kid to have sex with his mother
Fucking degenerate Italians.
>>69157947
>going full "you're mum"
That's pretty distasteful
>>69158141
>it was typical for a kid to have sex with his mother
really makes you think
>>69158102
They were the ones who had the "Macht Ronaldo zu Donaldo" headline though.
>>69157947
It's time to bet like men, on Italy
>>69157947
And here's a pic of the German players' mothers.
>Bild gruppe
Into the trash it goes.
>>69158144
>worse than bild
let's not go crazy here
>>69158234
Your bantz are as weak as your economy, Greece. Get back to work so you'll be able to pay back your debt by them your great-grandchildren come of age, you lazy Turk in disguise.
>>69157947
Are German newspapers not aware of the natural consequence of chatting shit?
>>69158141
>it was typical for a kid to have sex with his mother
ew i didnt know the italians were so gross
>>69157947
>show this to Italians
>Germans get carried off the pitch today
>>69158234
Too white, my turkish brother.
>>69158286
We've taken in 2 million rapefugees. That gave us infinite karma. We are now immune and can chat shit as much as we want.
>>69157947
you know what kind of people read this newspaper by looking at the car they advertise.
>>69158102
No surprise they are rooting for Team Multikulti then
>>69158286
>german newspapers chat shit
>NT gets banged because Italy
as opposed to
>german newspapers don't chat shit
>NT still gets banged because Italy
Might as well go all out.
>>69158141
Uh... This....... Really................. Makes.......... You think..................
>>69158102
not really, BZ is tabloid trash like Bild, and tabloids are more classically right-wing
>>69158156
look at those pics
>implying you wouldn't
>>69158324
>2 million
Oy vey next time it's gonna be 6 godzillion
>>69158336
REKT
>>69158141
>it was typical for a kid to have sex with his mother
>>69158141
>it's a jab at the fact that Italians live with their mom into their 30s,
so do americans.
living in college campus paid by daddy until you are 25 doesnt quality as living alone. also being -5000k in debt and still paying for an apartment doesnt make you independent, just retarded.
normal people bring home their one night stands or girlfriends its not that hard
>>69158340
We have like 7 non natives in our entire Euro squad, that's still better than France, England and Portugal.
>>69157947
Mama Zaza can sit in my lap
>talking shit about our moms
haha stay classy krauts
>>69158407
Don't be ridiculous I don't owe that much.
>>69158427
kek
You whiny senior citizens will get worse than mother bantz today
Screencap this, we'll mess you up
also mamma immobile looks pretty hot
>>69158340
Germany is an utter non-nation, on par with Canada, so it doesn't really matter
>>69158141
in what 3rd world backwards kind of country is it NOT okay for a son and his gf to have sex while his mother is in the house?
>>69158283
>>69158311
call me a turk all you want, I'll never play for your national team?
>>69157947
Dibs on mama Zaza
>>69158485
GERMANY BTFO
>>69157947
wtf they all look like traps
where are the hot italian matures
>>69158470
idk man, sounds really disrespectful and awkward...
why not just go to a love hotel?
>>69158438
>50k
jesus christ
if you get lucky and find a decent job how long until you make up for that?
Your Turkish mercenaries don't even sing along the national anthem, krauts.
How do you expect them to give a fuck when shit hits the fan?
>>69158537
on pornhub
>>69158234
>>69157947
Would bang Mamma De Rossi and Mamma Conte tbf
>>69158467
Why are Germany and Canada "non-nations".
>>69158407
>so do americans
It's actually quite rare here compared to Southern Europe, although I think it's more common than it is in Scandinavia.
>>69158545
I don't want to think about that.
>>69158102
pretty sure you're confusing bz with berliner zeitung
>>69158129
>some shitty kindegarten-tier joke passes for "bantz" in germany
Kek, you can't make this shit up, Adolf.
>forsaking mommies based meals for some spooky notions of "independence" and "maturity"
>>69158628
Yes, I am.
>>69157947
Pell,Zaza, Immobile & De Rossi pls
Maybe Mamma Buffon too
>>69157996
they literally all look like the same person with different hairstyles and makeup
is this supposed to be some sort of german mindgame before the match?
>>69158283
You sound mad about getting BTFO by A FUCKING GREEK.
>>69158636
It's not any better or worse than all the cuck nations rehashing the same old Nazi jokes.
>>69158636
You just can't handle it.
>>69158636
but jokes about robotic nazis with no sense of humour are always a highlight
>>69158102
u wot m8
BZ is basically just a regional version of BILD
They don't have any political allignment, they're just an attention whoring sensationalist tabloid.
They used this headline because Italians are stereotypically known over here to live with their mothers until well into their 30s, which is seen as unacceptable and pathetic here.
>>69157947
>mamma Buffon
>>69158647
>not cooking to surpass your mother
>mfw all the mamma boys will go into the match completely ass ravaged and lose the match after receiving too many red cards
>>69158707
this
they're always repeating the same lame shit but then calling us unfunny
>>69158666
>>69158677
>>69158707
"your mom lmao xD"
>t. Abdul Yusef, proud "german" citizen
>>69158543
>going to an hotel everytime i have to fuck
not everybody gets laid once a year you know
>>69158763
Exactly.
t. Abdul Yusef, proud "german" citizen who fucked your mamma
>>69158647
This man knows what up.
>>69158650
idiot
>>69158407
independently securing financing for education then independently paying to live independently absolutely does make you independent, regardless of whether it was a good decision or not.
>>69157947
Pelle's dad hit the jackpot
>>69158763
"your muslim lol xD refugees!"
Camedy Gelt xD
>>69158728
>implying you can surpass an italian mum cooking
>>69158787
More like washed my car for 2 cents, Yusef. We don't treat mudshits as people here unlike your nation of cucks.
>>69158826
my mum's and grandma's cooking is shit
>>69158728
>thinking you can surpass perfection
>having a one night stand with a girl that would agree to have a one night stand in someone's parents' house
jesus, yuros
Boatengs mom
BLACKED
L
A
C
K
E
D
>>69158826
but I can, plebby
>>69158720
>Italians are stereotypically known
those aren't just stereotypes....
almost every 2nd italian aged 25-34 is still living at home
>>69158834
If you don't treat them as people, why did you let Saracens and Moors rule half your country and let them create the breed known as Sicilianos?
>>69158847
same here, I'm sorry for my grampa who has to eat that shit every day
>>69158407
Not really. Living with your parents past 18 (or 22 if you're in college) is pretty weird. I'm 20 and in school, but my friends still mock me for going back to my parents' house in the summer.
>>69158826
one tuscan granny praised me once for making god-tier pici
>>69158873
But that's how you were conceived, Jamal.
>>69158879
Forgot image
>>69158882
Wtf is going on in Slovakia?
Are Slovakian mothers such good cooks?
>>69158882
that's more or less just a map showing the level of youth unemployment
>>69158883
>sicilians
>italians
Kek, try another day, Muhammad, your bait is weak.
>>69158913
>>69158913
my parents actually accidentally conceived me in college
#shotgun marriage
>>69158932
They poor.
>ze germans
>all nazi xD
>le panzer meme
>schweinsteiger sturmbandführer xD
>german team like a machine
>see?? they dominate in football just as they dominate EU politics
>ruthless and efficient, just like ausschwitz xD
>zoom to merkels spastic bandwagoning
And then they take pleb banter seriously, only it because it's a german tabloid
Khediras mom
Can't make this shit up
>>69158882
based slovakia
>hurr durrr mama boy
yes, I don't see the problem in not taking huge debts especially in this time of crysis and with italy disastrous economy.
Second, it's a cultural thing. Don't worry, you were like this too before you all turned into numales following dead brain american ways of life. Meanwhile I guess 99% of your ancestors were mamaboys aswell, barbarians
>Italians chatting shit despite being descendant from blacks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trBxPFLq__g
>>69158897
>mock me for going back to my parents' house in the summer.
Should've cut off all ties with them ages ago you pathetic beta loser
>>69158938
Sicillians are the majority in northern Italy by now tho.
>>69158932
>he never ate halouski
>>69157947
look like ordinary mamas to me.
>>69158950
How did they manage it when they were too busy finding cover from gunshots?
>>69158973
you literally just made it up
Ozils mom
>>69159005
They are amazing football analysts though, which is why it's good they can't help them today.
>>69158986
false, Chinks are the majority
>>69158720
>which is seen as unacceptable and pathetic here.
You wanted to say"which is seen with big bunch uf butthurt due to massive jealousy that our momas aren't that loving to give us a cozy life into the 30s here"
ftfy rape boy.
>>69158973
Khedira's actual mother is extremely ugly, like extremely fucking ugly, his dad probably just married her so he could stay in Germany
>>69159037
mirin triceps, natty?
>>69158407
If this tournament has taught me anything, it's that Portuguese banter is abysmal.
>>69158979
I was wondering why it is so easy to cuck your women away from you poor losers for us and you just gave me the answer, thanks Adolf.
>>69158897
These are the same fags that lived "independent " while loaning 30k + in student loans
>>69159076
t. manchild
>>69159037
wtf is that robo arm
>>69159037
Holy hell his mom looks like a shaved gorilla.
>>69158979
Sicilians =/= North Italians to be fair
>>69159037
S A N D E D
>german cuckboys so beta that their women prefer scrawny looking mudshits to them
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>69159037
How? How can Khedira look relatively good when his parents are total uggos?
>>69159096
Junkeys live in their own apartments too Mehmet, doesn't mean shit.
I'd rather be somewhere where family means something. Enjoy your divorce and take good care of your wife's son.
>>69157996
The same way English fans got that referee's details leaked because Sol's goal wasn't allowed in 2004.
>>69159124
look at that thing
do you think any honourable german wants to fuck this gorilla?
>>69159096
Enjoying my life lad.
That's what you only dream about.
Gues what cake I'm eating right now. Damn right little boy, it's momas cake for me.
>>69159120
What in the literal fuck is this supposed to be.
>>69159124
Oh yeah, what a loss, lel
Shitskins are basically taking our leftovers
Are the Italiens the worst posters on this board? This thread makes me think so. Literally Portuguese tier. Sad.
>>69158485
GERMANY LITERALLY GETTING BTFO BY FUCKING GREECE HAHAHAHAHA
>>69157947
>el sharaawy
fuckin disgusting
>>69158234
lmfao
>>69159120
>South Italians are literally jews
How come they're so shit economically?
![article-2151840-133E3261000005DC-769_964x633[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/p564Ip1.jpg "article-2151840-133E3261000005DC-769_964x633[1].jpg")
>ozils mother
not surprised
>>69159167
Hey Pajeet, don't you have some loo to poo in?
>>69159150
The make-up of dominant European genes by different nations
>>69158897
>but my friends still mock me for going back to my parents' house in the summer.
wat
>>69159213
In America they make fun of you if your parents aren't divorced.
>>69159167
Really.................
>>69159213
This way you have to spend more money.
It's a capitalist thing, you wouldn't understand.
>this fucking thread
now kith
>>69159120
> negroicity
What in God's name is this..
>>69159167
It really makes you think...
>>69159213
Knowing who your parents are and where they live is seen as an Uncle Tom thing among the black community in the US.
>>69159167
They're usually bros 2bh
Probably just getting a bit nervous because the curse is about to end in a few hours....
>>69159167
Americans are the worst posters
>>69158234
i kek'd
>>69159204
Why is there no overlap between Germany and Poland/France.?
>>69159254
The "Negroicity" and the "Asianity" was added for those who don't know shit about genetics.
>>69158662
There are few countries that were more raped by Germany than Greece.
ITT: >>/pol/
>>/b/
>>/milf/
>>/s4s/
>>/trash/
It really makes you think when your country is the main entry door for immigrants, but its so shit that not even them want to stay.
>>69159325
You didn't use enough meme arrows to make them go red instead of green, friendo.
>>69159195
>How come they're so shit economically?
>implying Camorra isnt rich as fuck
>>69158543
Why in the fuck are you and Americans afraid of sex? Seriously, why?
>talking shit about mamma
you're going to get stomped krauts
>>69159353
I know, this thread sucks.
>>69159037
holy fuck
I'm guessing Sami's grandparents had some model gens that just decided to chill for a generation then
>>69159341
>3rd worlders prefer coming and cucking us than staying with you
German """Bantz"""
>>69159341
Is that supposed to be a compliment or what, Yusef? You literally just posted a thinly veiled "Italy treats you like shit, mudshits, but here in germany ALL REFUGEES ARE WELCOME".
Literally you couldn't be any more of a cuck meme even if you tried, that's considering the off 1% chance you aren't a refugee yourself.
>>69159030
this was a wonderful time when mass shooting were far less common and people still ignored the existence of black/hispanic gang related violence
>>69159389
there's an overarching religious-cultural zeitgeist here that basically assumes that everybody follows "good christian" behavior, regardless of whether or not anybody even involves religion in an idea
so you're just "not supposed" to have sex or talk about sex, but of course it's bullshit so a lot of people do it anyway?
it's hard to explain to someone who doesn't live in it
>>69159389
its not the sex la, its the yucky fluids.
This game is gonna have some great threads, you already can tell.
>>69159500
It's not like Italy isnt a religious country tho, and here people fuck in theyr parents house without problems.
Also how can you say you arent supposed to talk about sex whyle all your pop music is about getting laid and video are full of asses and tits?
>>69159604
Really makes you think...
>>69158887
you'll carry on the tradition as the good crauts you are
>>69159389
meanwhile american girls are probably the sluttiest in the world and the US is the world's by far biggest porn producer
america in many ways doesn't make much sense....
>>69158102
I meant the BZ from this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZmnEYF7xDE
>>69159616
that's why it's so hard to explain. very few americans are actually religious, it's just that the baseline "what you're supposed to do" comes from fundamentalist christian thought
all the pop culture about sex isn't really taken as seriously as you think
>>69159195
>How come they're so shit economically?
Because unlike jews they don't stick together and in fact as as mean towards each others as jews are towards gentiles.
>>69159655
>meanwhile american girls are probably the sluttiest in the world and the US is the world's by far biggest porn producer
Really makes you think...
>>69159500
>ruining the best possible human interaction like that
>>69159655
What amazes me is that violence is totally fine, there's a high speed car chase, there's fucking live TV coverage of it. People shooting each other? That's fucking fine too. A nipple? SHUT IT DOWN IT'S HARDCORE PORN
>>69158427
VAFFANCULO
>>69159687
>all the pop culture about sex isn't really taken as seriously as you think
yeah i can believe but how can you hear singing about sex and seeing boobs all day and than get offended if your son brings home a girl, it's not like he isnt going to fuck anyway
>>69158485
BASED TURKISH BANTER STRIKES AGAIN
HOW CAN GERMANS RECOVER
>>69159788
We're good Christian folk.
>>69159766
oh dude trust me, i agree 100%. i'm just trying my best to explain it
everybody here loves sex and violence and then loves to pretend they don't and that they're better than everyone else
>>69159788
it's the "good christian" thing. chances are the parents have never been to church but still believe in their own extremely christian mindset
almost everybody here is raised with a sense of god, most of the differences between people arise based on how old you are when you start to get out of it
>>69159655
it's repression. we aren't allowed a healthy way to express our sexuality so we end up getting informed by bizarre stories, hypersexual pop culture, and insane internet porn
there are LITERALLY states where it is ILLEGAL not to teach abstinence-only education
>>69158374
>tabloids are more classically right-wing
Muhammed mein Sohn.
>>69157996
>messing with a man's mother
I hope Germany are humiliated today by Italy
![4192087_1_Strassenstrich_2427[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5ad96j4.jpg "4192087_1_Strassenstrich_2427[1].jpg")
>>69158234
And here's a pic of a Greek players' mother paying off denbts.
>>69159809
Interesting. Sounds like conversations with someone you don't know well turn out pretty awkward while you dribble around two best themes in the world.
>>69160040
Machmut my son, fuck off you're irrelevant.
>>69159951
well, that explanation actually kinda makes sense....
>>69158234
>>69160062
>those shoes
>>69160107
imagine like if you were raised not to talk about eating food. everybody eats food, everybody gets hungry, but society encouraged you not to discuss it, ever. as you get older, you start to get more curious about cooking techniques and different things to eat, so maybe you ask friends, maybe you search online, maybe you start thinking on your own, and before you know it, you're dreaming about jellybean lasagna with walnuts and oatmeal
then a lot of the teenagers start eating as much as they can when their parents are out of the picture
>>69159951
>we aren't allowed
Wake up dude, emancipation only built a generation of puttane unfit for marriage, because a fica that cannot be kept fucking closed is not a fica you want to build a family around. Repression sometimes is good
>>69160207
>that flag
>that post
edgar allen pottery
>>69160231
> w-women are whores...right guise? heh
>>69160280
Literally all emancipated women are.
>>69157947
Not cool, but that's Germans.
Italians are not cool too, but just on the pitch at least.
>>69160087
It's truly amazing how quickly they provide rapefugees with internet access there
>>69160346
keep trying to live in the 19th century, fratelli
I'm bored and it vtakes too long to the game.
Post remarkable football moments:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDeCyYju5dA
>>69157947
>these are 10/10's in Italy
>>69160420
Will you have a dildo shoved right up your ass while you vote for a fucking woman to run a country built exclusively by men? In before "ur mum".
>>69160442
They're 11/10's in Britain to be honest.
>>69160518
i absolutely love butt play and yes, i am choosing the much more experience candidate in november
if you have a problem with it, that's tough shit
>>69157947
>messing with italian mothers
The Germans have to beat us, they are getting way too salty about the curse.
>>69160442
>implying mama Zaza isn't milf tiers
>>69158470
I would never be able to relax or anything with my fucking dad in the room next to me. That's too embarassing. In fact, I never even told anyone from my family I had a girlfriend. That's non of their business and I don't want to be discussed behind my back. That's probably have nothing to do with nationality though.
>>69160615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4-ijCRx-6c
>not messing with french sisters
>>69160662
Fuck you Erokhin
>>69160650
This. I would easily fuck Zaza's mom.
>>69160670
>zidane
>french
>>69160670
fuck i hate italia now
again
>>69158234
4>2>1>5
conte is going to cuck us right? o-ok th-thank you based angry Italian coach
I hope germany wins because they're handsome cuties, while italians are fugly cheats.
Any german who wants to be my bf? <3
>>69160662
One time I knew my mom would only be home at 6pm so my gf and I fucked like animals all the way until 5:50. Then my mom comes home and when I open the door I notice she doesn't have her work stuff, it's all on the couch. Turns out she came home one hour early, heard the whole thing and went out again and pretended nothing happened. Good shit.
>>69158897
>Living with your parents past 18 (or 22 if you're in college) is pretty weird.
lel not at all
>>69158407
Americans typically live with their parents until they reach 30 not after 30
for one in order to save money for a house of your own you have to save money
10k downpayment then a $600-800 monthly payment all for mortgage
Now I grew up with a hispanic mother(mexican and cuban descent) and within the hispanic communities it is normal for the children to stay with the parents until they have enough money to move out. My older sister didn't move out the household until she was 28 , I'm 22 still living with my parents while my younger brother is 18 and youngest is 16. We all work , we all go to school.
This is being the norm here in the states, doesn't matter what background you are from , because of our economy becoming worse as the years go by and full times jobs disappearing. I'm not going to get political but you get the point.
Many people I know have done this or are currently doing this well over the age of 25, I never met someone past the age of 30 who was living with their parents without a solid reason
>>69157947
MILF fucker here, I feel confident to rate this.
1. Mamma Zaza.
2. Mamma Immobile.
3. Mamma Pelle.
4. Mamma Buffon.
5. Mamma De Rossi.
6. Mamma El Shaarawy.
7. Mama Conte.
8. Mamma Eder.
Let's fuck eachother mothers and make a peace treat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM
>>69161067
>buffon over de rossi
terrible taste
i knew i shouldnt have google "immobile mother"
>>69161067
>mama conte
how old is she lol must be about 70
>>69157947
>kraut humor
holy fucking shit, they are the most dull awkward motherfuckers in this world
>>69160662
So your girlfriend doesn't want to meet your parents?
>>69161316
I don't know, I guess she wanted to, I don't know why though. I just explained it off as me not liking my parents (and the home situation was pretty dire back then. now they're divorced and I live with my father).
>>69161232
>motherfuckers
This is about fucking the sons while the mothers can't do anything about it. Clearly kraut humour is too advanced for your simple barbosa mind.
>>69161556
>reading comprehension
Germany, not even once.
>>69158141
wtf i hate italy now
ITS OVER, THE SPAGHETTIS ALWAYS KILL THE REICH
>>69157996
Germany is like autist the country. They are socially inept. This is why everyone hates them.
>>69165888
Trips confirm
>>69158897
I think this is a bit extreme. Living with your parents when you are in college (including grad school) is fine. It is when a person is around the age of 25 or 26 where it is viewed as weird. Some people would be better off living with their parents for a while so they aren't perpetually in debt, but some people can't break from social norms.
>>69158897
>Living with your parents past 18 (or 22 if you're in college) is pretty weird.
Not the case unless you literally hate your family. Not surprised that most Americans do though.
>>69158897
>I'm independent
>Do you live by yourself?
>Nah I share a flat with six other guys
