The only guy in football who is 100% immune to meme magic.
Find a flaw. Protip: You can't.
His playstyle is the definition of meme.
>Implying he didn't lose to a vastly inferior Italian team led by Mario "The Eternal Meme" Balotelli in 2012
Is Italy consistently schlonging Germany considered meme magic?
It happened in 2012
Look at that face he would have DEFINITELY been an SS captain
>find a flaw
https://youtu.be/lTTGDevbDOg
>>69147618
He will get meme'd tonight on his flight home
>>69147618
>le sweeper keeper man
Buffon > Kahn >>>>>>>>> le sweeper memester
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC1HLfNEUYE
>>69147618
I read somewhere that he's legit autistic, is this true?
Freindly reminder that we have the meme keepers remover
>>69147832
Tbf that was Pep's own retardation
He is the most professional player i have ever seen. But i dislike that.
>>69147757
>Schalke
>getting beat in your inside post by messi
then
>getting chipped by messi
neuer looked like a fucking fool
>>69147917
>Schalke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRQRyrg7Xxw
![image-1017778-galleryV9-vjok-1017778[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CmxJNcD.jpg "image-1017778-galleryV9-vjok-1017778[1].jpg")
>>69147800
>>69147663
Hard to say.
If Italy hadnt sucked so much 2014, we would know now.
>>69147730
When it comes to pure skill Neuer is twice the Keeper Kahn was.
>>69147800
wew
>>69147666
Him and Schweinsteiger would have been senior Nazi Party officials.
>I don't rate Neuer
>>69147618
>le Messi can't score against him xdd
>concedes two key goals against him, one being the finest goal of the CL
>>69147618
Kamehameha is more powerful than GalickGun
>>69147618
dubs and he gets lobbed from 50 yards out after coming out of his goal again
>>69147618
>Find a flaw.
His matches in CL knock-out.
>>69148990
How many did he score in the World Cup Final?
>>69147800
who's that?
>>69147930
Yea giant Neuer chipped by the midget
>>69148991
In all fairness Buffon may be THE best goalkeeper of all time. He kept his high form for around 20 years now.
Only the test of time can render a true GOAT in a position, and so far Buffon takes it.
>>69149085
Neuer's playstyle is never going to last in his late 30s so I don't see him taking the mantle.
>>69149110
Exactly. He'll lose his speed when rushing out. And he's already 30, not sure how long he'll actually last at a relatively good level.
>>69147730
Schmeical Sr>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>everyone else
>>69149059
Florenzi against Barça
>>69149120
>>69149110
>armchair generals thinking neuers game has ANYTHING to do with speed
YOU
JUST
CANT
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP
>>69147930
That happened probably 10 times to prime Casillas, it's not a shame to concede to the greatest ever
>>69149172
Oh yeah rushing out has absolutely nothing to do with speed and it's only related to jumping, right?
>>69149172
I know right?! It's like, "I saw two bayern UCL games so let me tell you about their keeper". Quite pathetic really.
>>69149197
If you have some spare time you should embrace your autism and read the following.
http://spielverlagerung.com/2015/01/09/in-depth-player-analysis-manuel-neuer/
>>69149197
>what is positioning
>what is awareness
>what is technique
>what is experience with your backline
>what is anticipation
Just fuck off already and go back to playing Fifa
>>69147666
Not a flaw
>>69149241
Phew man, truly autism inducing material. I read ten paragraphs, though to myself "good article", then realised was only 1/4 way through.
>>69149416
He never said it was 2bh
>>69147666
>tfw I had A LOT of people telling me I look like Neuer
i..is that a bad thing ?
>>69149692
Post pics qt
>>69149241
Great article
>>69148961
>>69147666
There was an entire thread about this some days ago.
Some canadian anon screencapped it.
