>mfw our B team are literally going to be winning the Euros
IT'S COMING HOME
EU BTFO
Go fuck yourself delusionak english scum
Nice bait btw go back to 9gag faggot
>>69134816
How are Croatia doing lad?
>>69134723
Those perfect teeth, have you been at the dentist recently?
>>69135222
>Spanish banter
>>69134723
you know Wales is gonna get ZZZZ penaldo match GG 4/5 vs 5/5, I'd rather have Wales play the finals but that's what's going to happen
>>69134723
But, factually speaking, Wales is the best team ever in history to come out of the North Atlantic Isles, Nigel.
>>69136221
how many world cups have they won mate
>>69134723
BTFO BY ICELAND
>b-b-but wales is british and got english players
Grasp the tiny bit of glory while you can england, you're the official laughing stock of west modern football.
>>69136383
>his team isn't even in the semis yet
Save the shitposting for later pal
>>69134723
>Engcucks now know how it feels to be a buttflustered Saffer that keeps going on about how the English (and welsh) cricket team isn't English and is in fact South Africa's B team
GET KEKED
>>69136593
>South Africa has never won The Ashes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe3DutSfS8M
>>69136383
Wales is literally part of England and has been for about 400 years when it was formally annexed by one of the Tudor kings.
>>69135586
What did he mean by this?
>captcha select all waffles
>>69136675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcQ3ptLUiw8
>>69136246
His many have Englel won other than their prehistoric ref ball one?
>>69136762
Ooof! 50 years later and they're still mad about "refball". I thought it was prehistoric?
>>69135222
They just had a cleaning on Monday
>>69136874
Cuck
>>69136756
Where are the Ashes? They're in England.
>>69137186
Check the date
>>69135243
>English soccer
all you nerds have is muh banter, and it's shit-tier compared to straya and finland
>>69136741
so when I ship a package to someone in a Welsh city I can write England instead of Wales?
>>69135243
>England's head
>joke
inb4 official celebration takes place in London instead of Cardiff
>>69137369
Oh no I got the joke, it was just incredibly shit
>>69135222
>England lost because of their aversion to oral hygeine
It's our krypronite, lads.
Someone tried to take me to the dentist once. I killed him in self defence and the judge said I should have been knighted for it. Such is our legal code, someone trying to take you to the dentist counts as assault.
>>69137413
>an incredibly shit joke
like your national team?
>>69134723
>our B team
Cuck
>>69137503
Why are you making 10 threads a day laughing at a shit joke then?
Oh right of course
>american humour
>>69137474
You shouldn't be scared of dentists m8. I know a good one in Iceland that you'd like,
Only opens from 9 until 2.
>>69137534
it's just advanced cringe comedy, like your version of the Office
>>69137543
Sorry, lad. It's in my genetic make-up.
You know how people are naturally supposed to be afraid of lions and big animals? Us brits have a natural fear of dentists and toothbrushes
>>69134816
>>69135222
>>69135586
>>69136221
>>69136383
>>69136593
>>69136756
>>69136762
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>>69137268
>>69137369
>>69137503
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>>69137543
>>69137617
>all this salt
Delicious
OUR BRAVE YOUNG LIONS OF THE WESTERN REALM WILL BE BRINGING THE TROPHY HOME GOD BLESS THE QUEEN AND GOD BLESS HER EMPIRE
>>69136741
>Tudor kings
> Not remembering that the Tudors were a Welsh dynasty
Why are Britbongs so good at banter, but so shit at football`?
>20 year old virgin
>finally ask a 6/10 girl out
>she comes to my place
>she wants to watch a movie
>I say which one
>she wants to browse Netflix
>I tell her I don't use Netflix but I can play any movie she wants
>She wants to see some original Netflix drama about some crippled kid or whatever
>I find it for her on torrent sites
>I download the movie in 15 mins while I make some drinks for us. Thought it was a pretty smooth move during the wait
>I go to my HDTV and I pull out the HDMI cable
>she's like um what are you doing
>I say I'm going to hook up the laptop to the TV to watch the movie
>She makes this face like...like she is rolling her eyes at me
>I hook it up and I start moving the cursor around the screen on the tv to find the folder
>she says "um you know...I think I have to call it a night I just remembered I have to get some stuff done before work"
>I ask her if anything is wrong
>She says nothing, nothing
>I ask her if she's sure and she says yes and I walk her to my door.
>I tell her goodnight and she is like ok goodnight and she walks out.
double digits: the comitee of UEFA decides england gets a rematch with iceland
>>69134723
Feelsgoodman
>>69136593
But if you actually knew anything about cricket.. you'd know that hasn't been true for years.
>>69137741
>act like an annoying faggot
>people make fun of you
>"hahaha you guys are so salty"
can other euro flags chime in here? this is getting pathetic, right?
>>69134723
But your B team got beatten by Iceland. How are they going to win?
>our B team are literally going to be winning the Euros
But England was eliminated
>>69134723
England is already eliminated Nigel
>>69138158
Criminal
>>69138165
Burger
>>69138195
aboot
>>69138271
Frog eater
>>69134723
But England is already out.
>>69138359
yeah... real witty banter... some real zingers there...
>>69138571
Thanks
>>69137474
Too right Lad.
My mother tried to take me to a dentist once, at the disgust of my father.
I got into the waiting room that smelled of dust and when I was called into the surgery I started to convulse.
My mother quickly realised her mistake and we went home and tied a length of string around my rotten tooth, my father tying the other end of the string to a door and slammed it.
I bled for hours, and that is when we realised I had haemophilia. But it's a Royal disease so the day went even better that expected.
