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>it's a Djokovic plays a tight set episode
How does this episode end?
I would like to be a wealthy 45 year old with a 22 year old pro tennis wife and travel the world on the pro tour, staying in fine hotels and eating crepes and taking her shopping and watching her play, with no real pressure on her to make money as I've got it all taken care of. She retires at 33 and gets a studio job, so we continue to stay on tour. She is bi, but only with me, and she preys upon nubile 18 year old tennis girls and brings them back to our room and we have torrid lovemaking sessions.
gulbis
I want to get a soapy titwank off Serena
1st for Djokovic is a dog-bothering cunt
Someone link to the old thread
First for Querrey on suicide watch
>>69122656
Well, if you watch Zverev, you'd see why. Dude gives every time he is down 40-15.
Would you be able to beat Serena in a fist fight?
>>69122715
her brother
playing tennis tomorrow with some chick I met from okcupid. do I take it easy on her just so she fucks me
or destroy her lads?
>>69122715
Nah.
>there are people in this thread that actually find Serena attractive
>>69122748
destroy
Queery makes me puke. Jesus what a gutless faggot.
Old thread
>>69118283
>>69118283
>>69118283
>>69122748
>do I take it easy on her
play to win
real talk: ask if she wants to practice or play a best of 3 match
chances are, she just wants to practice
>>69122715
no bitch got black genetics and steroids on her side
>>69122678
The exact title is >"Professional Tennis Players on the Court". From what I know about Philosophy, on a thesis level, you never do something like that, you gives new interpretation on some philosopher work, be it Malbranche, Sartre or whatev. The way it is taught, at the university, those broadass theme, like Knowledge, Beauty or whatnot, are only for people who don't want to do a thesis...
I might be wrong, or there might be exceptions, but there is nothing philosophical about a thesis named ""Professional Tennis Players on the Court" which took him 5 YEARS (well less, from 2005 until he got his PhD in 2010) to write while having a pro career. It's a fucking joke. Especially when, on average, it takes that long if not more for someone to write a thesis in this field.
Is the Djokovic/Federer match worth it or should i watch the Euros?
>>69122842
Only if Djok's losing
>>69122766
can we please destroy the 'Serena is attractive' meme. It's not funny
>>69122842
Federer might choke
>>69122864
This.
>>69122748
Just practice with her. If she's any good play a set and destroy her in game then destroy her pussy
So, the hunchback of notre lame beat our boy brown, wicked match.
>>69122688
6-3, 6-2 in the following sets.
Anyone of ye fags watching Fognini - Lopez?
Any good?
>>69122842
I'd watch either Fed's match or the Euros. Djoko's match will end 7-6 6-2 6-0.
>>69122875
Not today m8
link to my old posts that I posted after the new thread was posted
>>69122678
>>69122778
>>69122867
>>69122727
I will, it's gonna be a fun little project since I'm unemployed for the time being
>>69122748
if she says practice you can still do a "lets play first to 3 games" at the end and just kyrgios that shit to show your dominance and soak her panties even more
>>69122920
nah, zverev/youzny in 5th
>>69122748
It's a shit test, maintain frame and show her who's in control. She will not submit to sex if you're playing the white knight.
THE DJOK HAS
F A L L E N
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N
QUERREY
WHAT THE FUCK
>>69122748
Let her win but also subtly let her know that you've let her win so she knows who's the man.
Querrey has 'choker' written all over his face.
Apologize
>>69122940
I answered you. >>69122841
BTW
Does anyone remember last year when Kevin Andersson almost beat Novak, but lost in a tight match after being up 2 sets to love. Sam Querry has the capacity to do the exact same thing as his game style is very similar to Anderssons.
This looks like it might be a similar match, might be Novak's hardest challenge in this years Wimbeldon. Unfourtunately Querry is a chronic choker
btw nice Becker by Novak
QUERREY
U
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E
Y
When is Sharapova playing?
>>69123040
It was even in Court #1 too.
>>69122999
trips of truth
Djokovic is a god jesus that last point.
>>69122766
More so than her sister
DJOKOGOAT
>>69123044
She is attending Harvard this summer. Another cunt buying an education with money.
>watching Novak over Roger
It's like you don't even enjoy tennis.
Reminder that FedGOAT>Djokovic
LET'S GO, SAM!
Qgoat
WHO'S YOU FUCKING DADDY/????
>Chokobitch
THANK YOU BASED SAM
>>69122999
This will habben.
>>69123117
He got outplayed, man. No choking here.
>>69123088
>implying I'm not watching Querrey
What was that?
>>69123061
Not difficult when they are both fucking ugly as shit. Serena also has no class, so desu she's just as ugly as Venus who at least is respectful on the court.
That silly smile on Querrey's face makes me nervous
>>69123061
delete this
Querrey is playing like a god
>>69123136
You don't like meme arrows?
>>69123080
As opposed to most others who attend said uni?
>>69123192
her face always turns me off. reminds me of some old black grandma
CANT BURRY THE QUERRY
>>69123232
They, at least, have a 4.0 GPA.
All the matches i want to watch are being played at the same time. Euro match starting as well.
All the top players are playing like trash today.
>>69123274
That's why I'm about to watch the Euros on my TV and Federer on my laptop
Leave the tiebreaks to the yankees.
Sam is much more fun to watch than Isner desu.
>>69123295
Querrey is really dangerous when he's not choking. Also Djokovic is shit on grass.
>>69123242
why would you even look at her face anon when there's a much better view
Djok's going to win in 4 and Fed's gonna beat this ball basher in 3.
I'm off to watch the Euros. Good night guys
I'm just here for the Djoko-rage. If Querrey breaks soon, I'm not even watching the Yuro.
>>69123343
Venus actually has likeable legs
Why would people even prefer Serena she's an abomination
>>69123306
Would stream tennis on my laptop but I wanna play Dota
>>69123250
I'm sure Shara is that smart desu
>>69123402
she thicc
>>69123454
>Not smart enough to hire good doctors
>>69123402
cause not all of us are small dicked betas who are intimidated by thick bitches
>Brokovic
>implying he won't just break right back
Haha, I've seen this episode.
>uncle Sam <3
IT'S HAPPENING
chokobitch nervous coz delpo is making a comeback
Holy shit this Evans guy sucks really bad
>>69123465
I'd rather use the world ugly
>>69123486
>a fucking leaf
>he is doubting Djokobot
tip top kek lad
ITS HAPPENING HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHH YEEEES
God i hate djokovic so much.
>>69123507
It's grass and it's a servbot, it won't be as easy as usual
Djokovic is tanking lmao fucking faggot
>>69123518
just another great UK player m8
>>69123542
>flag
Welcher Sender überträgt das?
ITS HAPPENING
>>69123545
>Servbot vs. The Bot
Don't give me false hope, desu.
>Dan never Everans
>>69123542
maybe cilic wins another GS who knows
>>69123556
This fucking evans guy, He literally smashes all balls out of the park
>>69123577
Sky Sports 1-5
>>69122702
This upsets me. I remember reading about this, it upsets me because I'll probably never be able to sensibly afford to stay at that hotel
Oh god my bowels are moving, I don't want to lose this.
SABR
>>69122715
I would let Serena give me a bear hug :)
Fuck off, Djokovic is fucking tanking. This is why he'll never be the GOAT. Federer would never do that.
>>69123635
Gonna try out for the English cricket team next.
DJOKOSHIT GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>69123641
I feel your pain
>dem shattered dreams
USA Crushin' it
Guys what is happening in the Djokovich match? Who is winning or did someone already win, if so, who? I cant watch the match
DJOKO ON SUICIDE WATCH. SERBIA DYING.
>>69123044
Never, she's retired. The steroid abuser will never cheat her way to another win again
Djokovic is fixing the match for the Albanian mafia
djokernole is getting exposed
>CHOKERBITCH
>djokoshit
JUST
U
S
T
It's over. Surely Querrey can't blow a two break lead.
>>69123679
>tanking
coz he enjoys losing so much
>>69123727
Djoko losing 6-7 1-5 with Querry serving it out
Serb will take a shit on all of you, I told Djoko to lose this one set so I can win big moneyz
>>69123402
Serena is a Goddess and a legend and hot :)
wew djoko btfo
>Federer being the GOAT + Djokovic getting BTFO
The hype is real
>>69123480
I can be her doctor desu
Djokobot on suicide watch
>>69123769
He's clearly not putting the effort to win this set. He'll probably dial it up a notch in the next set though. You can clearly see he's given up because of how calm he is. The Djokovic I know would be chimping out right now.
>>69123759
He can blow a two set lead though.
>want to watch fedGOAT BTFO'ing Evans
>Want to watch Djokshite getting BTFO'ed
>Want to watch euros
wat do lads?
Almost 100 UNFORCED errors between Zverev and his opponents. Tennis has to come to this...
>>69123694
Maybe one day a breakthrough will come.. the feels
>>69123759
You underestimate the power of choking.
Shieeeeeeet
>>69123080
She really does need it though..
>>69123777
What the hell how is he losing to Querrey, isnt Djokovich supposed to be in his prime now or something?
USA
S
A
I don't know what the fuck is going on.
>>69123797
Wow I just noticed he's actually losing, I'm barely watching it and I simply expect him to win lately
>le give false hope man
This is the superman right here lads
>>69123786
>t.Deshawn Washington Carter III
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
And it's raining...
>>69123818
Sacrifice your worldly belongings to Lord Kek and let the memes flow through you
nvm novak saved by time
Is Querrey inbred?
FUCKING ENGLAND
This could have been the end of Djokovic.
>play suspended
>>69123812
why would he make it so obvious tho?
I wouldn't count him out til the very last point
then again, coming back from 2-0 ain't gonna be easy
>savedbytherain.png
>>69123818
Well it's raining again, so that;s only euros or fed now.
FUCK OFF. THE WEATHER IS RIGGED! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
hes match fixing
Nice weather you got there England
Djokovic now has time to mentally recover and BTFO Big Sam.
GOAT
WHAT THE FUCK ENGLAND FOR FUCK'S SAKE
We all know how this is going to end
FUUUUUUUUUCKK
>WEATHERBALL >WEATHERBALL >WEATHERBALL >WEATHERBALL >WEATHERBALL >WEATHERBALL >WEATHERBALL >WEATHERBALL >WEATHERBALL >WEATHERBALL >WEATHERBALL >WEATHERBALL >WEATHERBALL >WEATHERBALL >WEATHERBALL >WEATHERBALL >WEATHERBALL
>play suspended
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING ALWAY WITH THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Wimbledon so shit. Repeating the Djokovic Anderson match from last year.
>>69123941
I haven't counted him out, man. He is still very much the favourite to win this match IMO.
FUCK YOU RAIN GODS
WE WERE ABOUT TO WON WIMBLEDUN
Fucking England. Now when they resume the game, the bot will be fully charged and will win one more time
>>69123966
he's weather fixing
>fix'd
its 8pm so itll just resume tomorrow morning?
>English"""""""""""""""""""""”"""""summer"”""""""""""""""""""""""
Apologize to the USA RIGHT NOW
>>69123897
With a 40 match win streak at slams we all felt the same way. Rain delay very fortunate for him the way he's playing.
>>69124075
Not used to it Abdul?
Ugh, wish Djokovic was on the centre court instead of Federer right now.
>>69124075
>(((English)))"""""""""""""""""""""”"""""summer"”""""""""""""""""""""""
>>69124081
Need to win another set fatty.
He will win now in 5. WHY the fuck is English weather so shait.
Wow this is the worst slam all year.
>fall asleep for a few hours
>wake up and choko is down two sets to a literal who tier serve babby
what the fuck happened lads?
>>69124149
So so new. Nothing was worse than RG.
>>69124149
>forgetting what happened at RG already
>>69124150
meme magic
However Djokshite has rigged the weather
Now he'll win in 5
>>69124149
You must've missed the French open
Remember this episode but the serve babby was called Anderson.
What are the chances that the next three sets are a triple bagel?
>>69124118
More than Brazil can do to him lol
IS NOVAK GONNA MAKE IT ANON?
>>69124096
The God's are on his side apparently. He'll come back and destroy the opps
>all this fucking rain
>every single year
>only one roof
When will this end?
jesus christ i can't believe the US open will unironically be the best slam this year.
dear USA, i apologize.
>Chokavic
BASED ROGER IS GONNA WIN IT THIS YEAR LADS
djokobot is going to get a nice recharge tonight and absolutely btfo out of queery tomorrow
>>69124327
I mean it is raining every single god damn day here. I know it rains a lot during the USO but this is crazy
they are taking the protection off the grass already.
>>69124336
#Bel18ve
>>69124324
Around 2019
>>69124282
95%
>>69124357
>even the rain delays favor the djokobot
>>69124336
Nah this is Berdych's year la
>>69124327
I'll get to be there for one event. Hopefully I'll get to watch Serena. I'm not sure if I paid for 1 event or 2 though because I think I might have a ticket for 2 matches if they may have a mens and womens singles match during the evening
gonna watch the divegrass I think m8s
can't see goderer losing an indoor grass match
>>69124336
IT'S COMING HOME
HE WILL WIN ONE MORE DA LAND
>>69124336
This needs to happen
>>69124302
That's what I fear, hopefully Querrey can regain his rhythm quickly and ride the storm out.
It was supposed to be today. Now it's all tumbling down.
>>69124505
Going to the Western&Southern Open in Cincinnati is more value desu
>>69124505
her nipples were glorious today. had good two faps during that match.
>>69124490
that would be cilic tier
FUCKING RAIN RUINING A POTENTIALLY DECENT SLAM
>>69124336
Very doubtful unfortunately, winning Andy Murray especially is going to be tough, i heard Federer was injured this year which would mean he hasnt been training for many important days, which means he isnt in top shape and it sadly shows
Have they confirmed that all the matches suspended will only be continued tomorrow?
>>69124336
I'd like to believe that but apparently this is actually Murray's year.
>>69124625
Probably, the seats aren't very good but at least I'll be there. Gonna buy some binoculars so I can see better, I just know I need to take the opportunity to try to see her play since she may only play a few more years and the timing matched up great
>>69124673
Always some nipple action
>>69124781
Yes.
Is Federer letting Evans do well to add to the drama or something? What the hell is his deal
>>69124758
Not really. Bird dick is really good and would be deserving of a gs
>>69124888
He is old and his back hurts.
>>69124888
he likes to entertain the people
>>69124877
Fuggg.
>games suspended until tomorrow
>Wawrinka is out
if @djokernole goes through tomorrow i'm gonna be visibly upset
Federer looks so fucking good against these literally who-tier players.
>>69125005
But it's ok because based Delpo is going through
>>69124888
nice numbers. federer is finished. he just keeps playing because he enjoys it and probably money. he will never win another big tournament
How the hell are they gonna finish this on time? Round 2 matches have still not ended and it's already Saturday
federer plays so many ridiculous half volleys
GOAT hand eye coordination
>>69125089
They are considering playing on sunday.
>>69125052
So good to see Delpo back on tour already taking scalps too.
>>69125136
scandalous
Am i the only one here who thinks Evans' face(especially lower face) looks like a mouse's/rat's/beaver's? Especially when he opens his mouth slightly.
>>69125198
I was so excited when he won. I've missed seeing him on the court
>>69124327
Is this Croatia from /bet/
Also so so so happy for delpo. Stan just so dire.
>>69125198
I am actually embarrassed by how happy I was to see him win today.
yes you welsh beauty
>>69125549
stan can't into grass
>>69124272
I like the format of these episodes, last time I didn't really like the ending though
Novak is a ghreat champion no? But I gonna support Querrey.
So many cuties in the crowd.
>>69124336
Nishikori will win a cheeky Wimbeldon. If Querry finnishes Novak Cilic actually has a little chance to win
Can you imagine how mad everyone would be Cilic won another slam ;D?
When will Djokovic's match resume?
>>69126301
>Who is Murray/Fed/Delpo
Not very khappy with this post.
>>69124789
>djokobot is two sets down with a breadstick
>it miraculously starts raining
Even the gods disagree with you
>>69126301
>Can you imagine how mad everyone would be Cilic won another slam ;D?
I will quit tennis.
>>69126351
Tomorrow morning
Where's dubai? Where are the Frenchies? Germanbro?
lol shirtless Roger is a hit with the ladies
>>69126644
Dubai is on some sort of trip. Don't know about the others.
How does 4chan keep me banned when I change my IP?
>>69126808
Delete cookies before reconnecting.
Whose idea was it to hold the most important tournament in such a rainy shithole? Not even in the EU anymore LMAO
>>69126734
I'm back now. Took some time off. Missed you lids.
>>69126882
Thanks
>implying Nishikori and his ilk can touch EBAM
Murray will win or he'll job to Fed or Djok.
That dropshot was divine. The ball spun back towards the net.
