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BBC gossip: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/36679902
I like it 2bh
Mandanda to Palace as well
doing good business
Wow based Pards.
Let me guess Palace is going to have a decent frist half of the season and the second half will be awefull
i love trans lads
>>69114657
>>69114679
>2.79 MB
>>69114688
So no Nainggolan then?
>in this window, watford have rejected 25m bid for deeney and 37.5m bid for ighalo
>>69114688
stay at leicester you fuckface
>>69114689
i don't give a fuck abut the size of my capture.png files, they are trashed immediately when replaced with a new snip
Any updates on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?
>>69114708
proabbly not, Roma wanted close to 40 mil anyway
>>69114755
in the bag la
just waiting for the ibra + mkhi double announcement desu
>Hulk to Shanghai China for 320,000 Euros a week
WTF is this bullshit
Is Mkhitaryan actually any good? Seems a bit expensive/old to me desu.
>>69114793
>>69114688
>Wants to leave a CL club with a good fanbase for a club with no European football and a shitty fanbase
Sasuga
Giggs leaves Man Utd
barca signed some french guy
>>69114810
The guy really turned it up this season, but was pretty average before. It remains to be seen if he can replicate his Dortmund form for United.
>chelsea confirm departures of falcao, pato and amelia
thank fuck
>>69114853
umtiti will play against iceland
and will be shit
>>69114793
Hulk is literally >gib moneys: the player
>>69114811
le ruined his career
>>69114657
Are you fat Ronaldo?
>>69114679
Can Bony fuck off now?
Please.
>>69114810
He's good, he just has really fragile confidence, and needs a manager that trusts him completely.
>>69114898
bony back to swansea makes sense for everyone invlolved except the people who don't want to admit to their mistakes
>Giggs was disappointed to be overlooked in favour of Jose Mourinho
Why? Giggs is a fucking nobody in the management world. Grimsby would be taking a risk hiring him.
>losing matt ritchie to newcastle
>eddie meme
>>69114810
no,he's not good at all.
he will almost certainly flop
im not saying this because im turkish and he's armenian
>>69114914
3 years of undermining Moyes and Van Laal wasted
KEK
>>69114914
he needs to stop being so entitled. let him go out and get experience before even thinking about applying to be the united boss
the fact is he's been assistant manager in the worst man utd period in PL history. he has to take some blame for that.
>>69114811
Do you think he'll look back on his career and be proud?
GOOD PLAYERS TO INTER WHEN?
RIP Claude
>joel matip to liverpool
could anyone of you please convince me that this is not a horrible idea?
>>69114936
got paid shitloads for playing football and travelling the world, never staying anywhere too long
seems decent.. but about 2 weeks after he's done playing he'll be fat and forgtten
>>69114636
inb4 they get relegated
>>69114936
no but he'll look back on his huge pile of money and be happy
>>69114960
Free Transfer so its pretty low risk, he is also a decent defender. Not amazing, but a bargain for free.
>>69114835
Yes! Finally! That cunt knifed the last 2 managers in the back. Mou is no fool.
>>69114974
looking to the liverpool roster,it seems like their central defenders for the next year will be:
Mamadou Sakho
Tiago Ilori
Joe Gomez
Joel Matip
liverpool games next year will be so exciting,purely because they will concede and score many goals
>>69115010
they also have lovren
>>69115018
>lovren
>>69115025
Lovren's a dick but he's improved a lot tbf
>>69115025
Lovren is unironically their best defender, he really turned it around under Klopp.
Ritchie to Newcastle United is official
Might stick a tenner on them bouncing right back up
>>69115073
You might as well, it's literally free money. Rafa knows what he's doing, he'll get them to a comfortable 2nd place.
>Palace manager Alan Pardew said Alan Shearer asking for the England job made his "blood boil". Of his own aspirations for the job, he said: "Not now."
KEK!
THIS MAN JUST CAN NOT STOP COMPLETELY BTFO NEWCASTLE!
Apparently Stekelenburg to Everton is as good as done
And some ITK rumor floating around that Stones to City for 45m is 90% done
>>69114454
Are any other Chelsea fans really optimistic about out upcoming season?
Bringing in Conte gives me so much hope, and seeing how he sets up with Italy is honestly so exciting for us.
Very defensively solid, compact, with great counter attacking and calm attacking play.
Really what Chelsea need to return to.
Just a few decent signings and I'm confident on us as title contenders again
>>69115125
>45 mil for Stones
Jesus that is a lot of money for a 'potential WC' defender
>>69115125
>45m for Stones
kek
KEK
K E K
>>69115125
>Stekelenburg
He's fucking shit. Why in gods name did they let Mandanda go to CP so easily.
>>69115154
Conte in theory sounds great but everything depends on the player's buying into what he wants, which is less than assured with your current crop.
>>69115167
Muh english youf bruv wot
>>69114772
Ive missed you ellie :3
>>69115125
It will be nice to see Everton play with an actual non-spastic in goal.
>>69115154
wont matter if cunts like hazard, costa, cesc dont buy in, they've proven they would rather lose than take shit from a manager and mou is much more beloved by the fanbase. What happens if conte gets upset at them for being fat lazy shits and they go and whine to roman about the mean old wop?
let me kindly remind you that mkhitaryan will be kagawa 2.0
only kagawa was technically and mentally better
>>69115187
Stekelenburg is a backup, Koeman still wants to sign another keeper that is a starter. Tim Krul is tipped
>>69115125
>Stekelenburg to Everton is as good as done
so everton will go form having a shit defence to an even shittier defence
good job
>>69115216
Turan is shit and your best player is from Denmark
>Inter have persuaded him to join a big club instead
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
holy shit, why are the Italians so salty?
>>69115167
>>69115166
I agree it sounds ridiculous, but in the current climate it's not actually that bad. When Watford are rejecting £25m bids for Deeney, £45m for a defender who could potentially be world-class isn't actually bad value.
>>69115124
Holy shit. Pards is a fucking lad.
>>69115247
Chelsea have made the exact same mistake with Gary Cahill. Stones will be no different.
ben arfa to P$G
Stones is 100% done
He will also play in the busquets/lahm role
Screenshot this
>>69115276
that's an incorrect spelling of sevilla
>>69115230
Then why didn't he join Napoli?
>>69115247
did that Deeney bid actually happen or was it just rumours and hearsay
>>69115276
welcome to the bench you googly eyed weirdo
>>69115272
>cahill mistake
how was he a mistake, hes been one of the most underrated defenders in the league and he cost fucking nothing
>>69115247
Deeney is a proven goalscorer in the Premier league tho, sure so was Bony and Benteke but they weren't played to their strengths when they where played at the next club.
If Bailly is worth £30 mil after a good consistent season, Stones shouldn't be worth more than £35 even with the British youth shit.
>>69115264
>stole Newcastle's only good player Andros Townsend.
Not to mention his previous purchase of former Newcastle legend Johann Cabaye.
It's like Pardew's entire existence is based on cucking Newcastle United.
Fletcher to Sheffield Wednesday
>>69115230
>>69115291
napoli are being touted as having no future due to the higuain debacle
>>69115346
Darren or Steve
>>69115365
Steven Fletcher, contract was up at Sunderland anyways.
>>69114688
Did somebody day money whore?
>>69115214
>>69115187
I honestly think the whole Mourinho collapse was largely in part due to him disrespecting Eva Carneiro.
I think the players really lost faith and respect him after that.
Also, Conte being successful in the Euros means the players are likely to be more willing to subscribe to his winning tactics.
I'd rather a complete overhaul of the first team than losing Conte, seriously. If this team can't perform under Conte, I want alot of the big prima donnas in our squad out.
>>69115307
for 7m he's been one of chelsea's better buys the last few years
>>69115226
How's life on the spectrum?
>>69115390
It was self sabotage as he knew lvg would get the sack
He's wanted the United job since fergie retired, he cried when he was told it was going to Moyes
>>69115398
How's life making kebabs for a living?
>>69115359
>higuain debacle
>broke the serie A goal scoring record
>36 goals in 35 games
People really need to get off the "Higuan is shit" circlejerk.
>>69114810
He has literally have one good season.
>>69115390
mou shit on the male medic as well, guardiola had a public meltdown on his medical staff, it doesnt matter when a manager with their pedigrees is telling you to do something you fucking do it. Who the fuck are they to be making demands. Also there isnt going to be an overhaul, conte was hired as the first team coach, thats how the club even announced it, he will have hardly any influence over transfers.
---------------Shittwat
-----Iva-------Cahill----Terry/Zouma
Azpi------------Cesc----------------Baba
----Mikel/Matic-------------NewCM
--------------------Hazshit
--------------Batshit
>>69115414
>being so dumb and out of the loop you have no clue wtf you are even talking about
good job at outing yourself as retarded
>>69115402
>wanting an emo faggot like that as you manager
Top cuck
>>69115291
>Finish lower than Napoli
>somehow still a bigger club
>>69115414
He is shit in the NT.
>>69115437
>3(THREE) overated moaning belgian cunts in the starting lineup
lord give me strength
>>69114688
>Not staying at Leicester
Dirty little nig
>>69115460
at least it's not lukaku
Mooy
>>69115437
Courtois is genuinely such a little shit. Always talks shit about Chelsea in ever Belgian interview he gets.
I hope he leaves us.
The fact we ditched Cech, who had a good 6-8 years left in him, for this diva is ridiculous from the board.
Surely they evaluate someone's character before making such a big decision as letting your #1 keeper leave to accomodate a young and promising keeper.
>>69115437
Awful, also Hazard is off to Madrid
>>69115414
higuain debacle as in he wants to leave mate
>>69115444
why don't you explain your epic circlejerk to me then?
>>69115445
>3-1
>wanting le shouty ten pack a day man as your manager
>>69114636
They're going down
>>69114688
please yes
How much of a rumor is Pogba to United?
>>69115476
The fact that Cech didn't shit on chelsea even when he was being actively forced out tells the whole difference between the two
but cech is retiring at 35-36 due to his head problems,he's confirmed, so not 6-8
>>69115478
hamez swap then... the less belgians the better
>>69115472
literally the second batshityashi scores his first premier league goal hes going to start talking about going to barca or real madrid, probably in the post match interview
>>69115444
>>69115489
oh i understand now.
sorry, i just woke up :^)
>>69115476
he had won european GK of the year twice while at atletico, they had to do something, and the chelsea bopard are always being shitheads when it comes to buying players they never really wanted
>>69115504
It will only happen if Madrid choose Hazard over him
There's definitely discussions as Ibra and Miki's agent is also Pogba's
>>69115492
how about you use google you fucktarded redditor
STOP POSTING AND FUCK OFF
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=higuain+napoli+contract
seriously what is with belgians being absolute shitheads in the media lmao
>>69115504
In its infancy atm but is gathering pace and is definitely not a full meme rumor.
>>69115525
de gea came to utd from atleti as a wonderkeeper, but he was shit.. He put in the work to become the good keeper he is tday
courtois comes off as if he's above it all, as if he's too good to be where he is
that's the asshole arrogance he gives off
>>69115563
at this point I genuinely think it's a cultural thing.
there's no way it's a coincidence that all belgians are utter dicks in their interviews.
>>69115563
>>69115538
Cheers, well I assume nothing will happen till after the Euros anyways. United need a midfielder who can control the game, not sure if Pogba is the right person though.
I seriously hope they finally sell Felliani this window though.
>>69115538
why would it be between hazard and pogba, they play different positions
>>69115592
part of it has to be the constant praise they get as belgiums "golden generation"
>coloccini to San Lorenzo
Whyyyyy
>>69115585
>courtois comes off as if he's above it all, as if he's too good to be where he is
he is, chelsea shipped him off as a part of their loan army and for some reason expect him to be loyal when he wanted to stay at atletico
thye did the same thing with de bruyne who said he is good enough to play but mou was still a cunt to him so he fucked off to
can't believe people are actually feeling sorry for chelsea
>>69115494
Who?
>>69115626
Money most likely, Hazard and Pogba are both estimated at around 70-80 million so Real Madrid can't afford both without fucking their finances over.
>>69115626
Madrid usually go big for one player each season, both would cost around €60m+ imo
>>69114454
true geordie once again cucked by Pardew
S-So we're done takling about thai entre Mane thing, right?
>>69115626
> they play different positions
real madrid have no coherent transfer policy m8, every year they will sign a big name regardless of the player's use. The question this year, Pogba or Hazard. Apparently Perez doesn't like Pogba.
>>69115622
I seriously hope they sell Rooney who is far more of a cancer to the team than Fellaini.
>>69114915
fucking WHYYYYYYYY
>>69114915
Eddie doesn't care now la, he's the New England boss
>>69114755
>Javi Martinez to Liverpool
That's never going to happen. Unless Liverpool are willing to pay 60 million or something crazy like that.
>>69115682
Dunno I still think Rooney has a use at United, even if its just for revenue, his best days are past him but proved he could probably handle a rotating midfield role and maybe be a backup striker or another season.
>>69115620
why did Newcastle sign Gordon Ramsay?
>>69115674
>another big money tranfer to liverpool that will inevitably flop and be forgotten about within months
literally too tired m8
>>69115653
so why is it that literally no other big name player talks that much shit, keylor navas was humiliated by madrid and had every right to shit talk them and be upset but he did his job and kept his mouth shut
>>69115748
umm he's on the plane over now la
>>69114810
He's going to flop hard. His first two seasons in Dortmund were utter shit.
Guy needs his ballsack tickled every day in order to deliver decent performances. He'll be crying like a bitch after a couple of training sessions with Mourinho.
>>69115748
it's basically confirmed at this point, no need to be mad la
>>69115755
the worrying thing is would he accept that role? I hope mou has the balls to bench him instead of being forced to start every game (or better yet, make rooney actually good)
>>69115476
>tfw you thought conte would cut the bullshit at chelsea and get rid of the dead weight.
>no one has been sold, players like Courtois, Hazard, Mikel, Matic, Oscar, etc.
>tfw chelsea haven't sold anyone nor signed anyone world breaking yet.
>Meanwhile, even Crystal Palace are making good signings.
>>69115772
t. Rummenigge
>>69115804
If he doesn't just sell him, Mou won't take shit from any player. Only problem is China are about the only league which would probably be stupid enough to buy him.
>>69115283
>He will also play in the busquets/lahm role
So he's going to be schizophrenic and play two completely different roles at once?
>>69115832
Conte is still with Italy so you will need to wait a while for any major Chelsea action
>>69115759
>keylor navas was humiliated by madrid and had every right to shit talk them and be upset but he did his job and kept his mouth shut
chelsea is not real madrid fuckboi. and navas is a legit good boy and devout catholic and doesn;t have a bad bone in his body.
Courtois has now seen the club implode first hand and doesn't want to be there and he's hardly said anything that scathing he just doesn't like the coaching
>>69115804
This.
darmian - bailly - smalling - shaw
-----carrick - rooney
martial - fellaini - memphis
---ZLATAN
Why are Utd signing a literally who striker?
>>69115755
Rooney will be in the first XI to the detriment of the rest of the team m8. There is no way he is on the bench or rotated. The last times he was put on the bench or had his place in the team threathened he put in a transfer request.
I'm convinced with his most recent contract he had a "must play x% of games as a starter" clause. For the whole of 2015 he was so woefully and utterly abject that it really made me question if Van Gaal was being forced to keep him in the team.
Shit midfielder. Shit striker.
https://twitter.com/SportPuntz/status/748081080859758592
look at this fucking shit.
>>69115832
Hazard is our best player by far lad, he started coming to life at the end of the season. Although I do agree about Oscar, he hasn't improved since we signed him.
>>69115855
Both holding midfield? Or did lahm go back to a full back?
>>69115875
Pure marketing.
They're going to China at the behest of Adidas and Chevrolet to sell shirts back to the people who make them.
>>69115504
Utterly impossible. If Pogba joins United I'll get God save the Queen tattoed on my cock.
>>69114960
Free transfer, and Schalke were pretty good for most of the time that Matip was there (top 15 in UEFA's club rankings, usually finished anywhere from 3rd to 5th in the Bundesliga). I don't know how much of that is thanks to him, but he's no scrub.
>>69115871
they should respect the club they play for, if he wants out then fine he should have his agent make contact with other clubs and talk to the chelsea board whatever do it behind closed doors but dont talk massive shit every chance you get to anyone with a microphone about how you want out
>>69115908
Would go nicely with your 'slave to Allah' one on your arsehole
>>69114688
There was Real Madrid rumors as well, It would make sense since Zidane is french but maybe he's not pretty enough for Florentino.
>>69115832
yeah i echo your thoughts exactly.
i was really hopeful of a complete squad overhaul, because it's obvious our squad is stale and mentally weak, but it's clear the board would rather sack manager after manager before they ever alter the squad.
I just hope Conte gives them a kick up the ass and the board stand behind Conte.
I say this with hope rather than expectation though, as the board are spineless fucks, especially Emenalo.
>>69115042
It's amazing what an impact a manager can have on a player. Just look at Kane without Pochettino or Gotze without Klopp.
>>69115832
m8 stop Chelsea have 60 players on their books.
they're an utter joke and a fraud of a club.
>>69115871
the bottom line is that in every interview he gets, he shittalks chelsea and he should show the club he plays for more respect
>>69115930
>they should respect the club they play for,
he has, wtf has he said that has your fucking knickers in a twist?
>if he wants out then fine he should have his agent make contact with other clubs and talk to the chelsea board whatever do it behind closed doors
I'm pretty sure he has but the board said no, and he's waiting to talk to conte
>>69115764
>>69115803
Are we talking about Javi Martinez who plays for Bayern Munich? Because there's not a single news report about him transferring in the German media.
>>69115414
No, the "Higuain debacle" is that Higuain wants to leave because of broken promises by the ownership (no new stadium, limited investment in the team, etc.). There are a lot of clubs who would be desperate to sign him.
>>69115886
>https://twitter.com/SportPuntz/status/748081080859758592
>against Iceland
Every single fucking player except Rashford was shit against Iceland
>>69115984
look everyone, a newfag
>>69115895
>Or did lahm go back to a full back?
Yes. Good thing too. He was pretty mediocre in midfield.
>>69115867
Oh, I know; I just assumed his staff at Chelsea would be working overtime for him since he's been occupied with the Euros. Just seems odd that Chelsea have been very quiet so far. Though I am expecting we'll see a lot of Serie A talent come in, though.
>>69115893
Hazard is... Well, hit or miss. He has good days, and bad days, with more bad days than good. He really is someone who should have been sold ages ago, but they opted for people like Schurrle, Mata, KDB, and Lukaku... Which I'll never understand. Hazard is extremely overrated, much like Courtois.
>>69115940
I hope so, too, anon. Especially considering last year, every team strengthened their squad, Chelsea stayed quiet in the market. This year, everyone is buying more and more, and Chelsea is staying quiet.
Has me worried.
>>69115959
That's another problem. Instead of selling... Marin, for example, they just keep loaning him out. A lot of youth players, sure, but tons of players that just need to be cut and shipped out.
>>69115965
give examples, and no saying you probably wont end your career at a club when you have 3 years left on your contract. are one of the most highly touted gk in the game at fucking 24 at a club that literally imploded
fuck him and hazard are the ones who convinced Michy to join, so he seems to say good things about chelsea
>>69115230
>>69115453
This is like when Carragher said that Liverpool were "becoming" Tottenham a few months ago, even though Liverpool have finished below them in 6 out of the last 7 seasons.
>>69115998
That vine has been Rooney for the majority of last season. It's not an isolated poor performance.
>>69116040
He got intimidated by the big strong white men. He's not used to that.
who the fuck is nolito
>>69115998
I just can't understand how rooney can have such a shite first touch
>>69116010
the board is deluded and still think the squad is good and mourinho was the problem all along, they are in for a fucking shock once the new season starts.
>>69116087
Literally all Rooney is good for is spamming pointless diagonal floaters to Antonio Valencia. Retards then complement his "passing range" and compare him to Paul Scholes. It infuriates me.
Why have City signed another striker when they already have Aubameyang and Aguero?
sterling was to blame for iceland's second goal but literally no-one but me has said anything.
>>69115732
because bournememe are a tiny club
>>69116115
Sterling has been mercilessly criticised to the point where it's actually bullying, what are you talking about?
>>69116105
>complement
and they're not pointless, they open up the pitch and allow you to play through narrow teams. coincidently the type of teams england played against in all their games.
>>69116115
Its not about the individual goals, its about the bigger problems with the English NT as a whole.
Also, I think Sterling's been given so much shit (rightfully) that people are just starting to get bored
>>69116077
aging Spanish winger/attacking midfielder that had a great season at Celta before getting injured.
he performed well enough to start for Spain
good player but bordering on 'past it'. still a solid bench option.
>>69116106
>>69116077
he's a fucking winger/inside forward you unintelligent shithead
>>69116010
>Hazard is... Well, hit or miss. He has good days, and bad days, with more bad days than good. He really is someone who should have been sold ages ago, but they opted for people like Schurrle, Mata, KDB, and Lukaku... Which I'll never understand. Hazard is extremely overrated, much like Courtois.
Hazard dragged us to the title almost single handedly in the second part of the season. Sure last season he was crap but then so was the most of our team. Give him this season and if he still performs poorly then sell him. He is by far the most talented player in our squad.
>>69116151
That's probably because everyone has been giving him shit for the Man City move for over a year now.
Wolves takeover by Chinese billionaire Robin Li (Baidu) is imminent. Julen Lopetegui to be announced as next manager. He even launched an english language website in a black and gold color scheme... http://julenlopetegui.com/en/
>>69116148
go watch iceland's second goal, he didn't track the fullback. i didn't criticise sterling at all but for that goal he was way at fault. it was like he said lol i don't want to defend, wanna play up front and left him.
>>69116151
fair enough. but when the pundits were analysing the goals, none of them mentioned sterling.
>>69116105
he'll have one decent game in midfield which gets met with an influx of "is rooney's future in midfield?!?" before being complete shit in the next
he'll stay for one more season I reckon, just enough time for him to get the all time utd top scorer record
>>69116092
Mourinho is not a sustainable manager though, after 2 seasons players grow tired of his antics. The "us v them" mentality becomes "Mourinho v world".
Benatia to Juve seems to be a done deal.
>>69116229
that homepage is hilarious
>going from Porto to Wolves
ouch
>>69116223
He was genuinely abysmal for England
>>69116240
that's because pundits are idiots
>>69116260
Seeing as Wolves will have one of the wealthiest owners in england, it won't be that bad will it?
>>69116222
Talented? Sure. Most talented player in our squad? Also true, but it doesn't help that we traded our actual talent who flourished at other BPL clubs. I mean, Terry+Cahill was the best CB partnership in the BPL in '14, and in '16, both looked like strangers. I'm willing to give Hazard another chance, but I'd still rather send him on his way and bring back Mata.
>>69116149
They are pointless because they're fucking easy to intercept and defend because they hang in the air for a half hour before reaching their target. The key to opening up low black teams is fast paced, accurate passing that draws defenders out of position. Rooney has no in game intelligence and struggles massively to dictate things. His passing, strangely, seems to get more accurate the longer the distance the ball travels.
Finished as a striker and now United are having to facilitate his aborted attempts to be Paul Scholes. Ferguson was on the verge of binning him before he retired before that cuck Moyes bent over for him.
>>69116282
>I'd still rather send him on his way and bring back Mata.
maybe the board can convince Mourinho to swap Oscar and Mata because
>muh tracking back
Pogba to where?
>>69116229
You just know the Chinese billionaire took over Wolves because their logo is a Wolf, and their names is "Wolves".
Oriental countries go crazy over that kind of aesthetic, it's like what Vincent Tan tried to do with Cardiff, with the whole dragon rebranding
>>69116281
wealthy owners =/= instant success
you need a good board, good scouts and a sound structure in place
I don't know if Wolves have that, if so, good for them. Lopetegui was sacked for being shit but surely he can do okay with them.
WHERES THE MLS TRANSFERS???
We have money and top of the line stadiums!!
>>69116320
madrid imo
>>69116333
Difference is, Wolves' brand is already in place.
Strong brand + long history = easy to market
He's not going to need to do silly renaming or color changes like Hull or Cardiff.
yfw Wolves - Aston Villa is the 2020 CL final and the most watched sporting event in chinese history
>>69116240
iceland got 3-4 passes off on the edge of the box, rooney was nowhere near, dier and alli were statues
if rooney had closed down their midfielder, then rose could have stayed in the defensive line
apart from winning the penalty, he didnt play well, but placing the blame solely on sterling would be a bit silly
>>69116348
I think there's a good chance that Schweinsteiger will join an MLS club this summer.
>>69116372
Mou is in his office in Carrington right now sweating about Rooney and
>>69116391
I forgot he was even at Utd.
>>69116301
>paced, accurate passing that draws defenders out of position
you want to play long passes against narrows teams because obviously short passes will play the ball into congested areas. then there will be more space on the inside of the pitch. also, long diagonals can have a direct effect in that they allow wingers to go 1v1 against the opposing team's fullbacks.
>>69116396
>I forgot he was even at Utd.
He's only played a handful of games for them, I think. He's spent almost the complete season lying about because he was injured.
I hope he'll announce his retirement from the German national team after we've won the cup.
>>69116396
>>96
rooney to wolves?
>>69115476
The players are treated like they're bigger and in control of the club. You'll have to actually stand up to them if you don't want Hazard using you as a stepping stool or other cunts chatting shit.
>>69116348
Our window isn't quite open yet, plus our league has such heavy restrictions and caps, that we literally won't see any big name transfers this summer. Expect to see a lot of interleague transfers, though.
>>69116305
I'd be alright with this move.
Who /Joseba Etxeberria/ here?
>>69116418
Bastian is finished. He's overweight and perpetually injured. He spent most of last season travelling around Germany and taking the piss because he was LVG's favorite. He should fuck off to China or MLS.
>>69116418
who would become NT vice captain?
boateng? hummelshit or kroos/khedira?
>>69116372
why would rooney do that? the winger should be picked up by rose or sterling. like ryan giggs said, it should have been fullback to fullback so that the winger doesn't have to run 20 yards back but failing that sterling should have stayed with the fullback.
you can see smalling motioning to sterling to get back in line but he doesn't do it. this meant smalling had to pick up the fullback and iceland's forwards had more space.
>>69116491
Ozil.
>>69116305
>>muh tracking back
you realize that tracking back meme only existed because mourinho got oscshit to actually do something while he was there, if you watched oscar play at all after mourinho left all he does is try to dribble past everyone, lose possession and dive for a free kick and sit on the ground raising his hands and complaining towards the ref while the team scrambles back to defend the counter attack
literally every time
>>69116491
gotta be Höwedes
>>69116527
Sosa what is your obsession with shitting on Oscar and Hazard? The latter is one of the best players in the world ffs.
>>69116527
he unironically dropped based Juan to play Oscar
absolute madman
>>69116491
Probably Neuer or Müller. Maybe Hummels or Kroos.
Never Özil, Khedira or Boateng.
deeney signs 5 year deal
mata was sold because he couldn't press, not because he couldn't track back.it's not difficult to track your man back if you are a no. 10, it's not like playing out wide.
>>69116538
>le ebin sosa meme
my problem with hazard is he hardly gave a shit for 80% of the season when we needed him, he wouldnt take on any players and was as passive as you could possibly get on the pitch without being accused of outright mutiny or something
oscar is simply shit and hasnt improved at all since we signed him and is taking up playtime from younger players with more potential
>>69115328
in fairness he did well with a meh team, then the players stop giving a fuck/cashley sold all their decent ones and surprise surprise, they did shit and blamed him. no wonder he cucks them non stop
>>69116598
Neuer would be Captain not vice Captain
>>69116610
>mata was sold because he couldn't press
Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Klopp's worst nightmare.
>>69116610
Will he be at ManUtd this season?
>>69116628
Nah Pardrew is a shit manager regardless. Palace was painful to watch for most of this season.
Oscar is crystal palace tier
>>69116640
anybody's worst nightmare. attacks start from the back, so you need someone who can defend. also, if you are trying to control the game, you need to to have someone who can apply pressure.
>>69116651
not if mourinho plays 4-2-3-1, he's not a good enough defensively as a no. 10 or as a winger.
Gylfi > Mata
Someone to Spurs when?
which chelsea player is gonna report back to preseason training the most overweight?
>>69116756
has to be costa
hazshit and cesc have at least been physically active the last few weeks
>>69116756
Oscar when he realises he'll be playing with the u21s
Ojo > Walcott
>>69116405
rooneys passes are slow lofted ones lad
opposition has plenty of time to adjust to them
>A billboard reading 'Manchester, welcome to Zlatan' has appeared on the Arndale - right above the City store
>End of 15/16 season
>Man United
>OMFG WE'RE GONNA RAPE WHEN WE GET NEYMAR AND BALE NEXT SEASON GIVE US THE TROPHIES NOW
>1/6/16
>Neymar signs 5 year deal
>Manure
>>69116789
>fat neckbeard manlet
This is how I imagine most /sp/ posters look like
>>69116789
dont post this picture to me or my wifes son every again
>>69116819
>utd are now such a small club they are being used as a marketing tool by zlatan
kek how they mighty have fallen
>>69116822
lol you are such an imbecile
>>69115627
>coloccini
finally we're rid of the worst captain we've ever had
getting a bit windy here lads
looks like its about to storm
>>69116756
Messi
>>69116892
oh my
>>69116822
doesnt matter lid theyre getting muller and hummels and aubameyang and ronaldo and pogba and gundogan
>>69116625
Hazard dragged us to the title in the second part of the season desu
>>69116892
pedo
>City have the best manager in the world
>Making astute signings such as Nolito, Gundogan and Sane
>United have an overrated meme manager in charge purchasing memesters such as Ibra
>Chelsea have a shit squad full of bottlers
>Spuds are bottlers: the team
>Liverlel
>Leicester will be irrelevant
>Arselel are literally Instagram: the team
Who can unironically stop city?
>>69116970
Spurs
>>69116970
Reality
>>69116970
Reality
>>69116927
he did and then he stopped giving a shit for literally 6 months before getting injured
go pick any replay of a early season match he started in and just watch him on the ball and try to tell me he gave a shit
>>69116892
willy feels weird wtf?!
