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kanadians are cancer of hockey -edition
PS. not oilers they are cool
>yfwswtc
>>69101696
Nice try, mongol
Ty to the preds for dealing with our nigger problems. Thank you for taking one for our team
>>69101719
>s
>po
>>69101696
>>69101735
He seemed a little sadder than usual but he's always close to that anyway. He's not a media guy.
go bruins! #bostonstrong
Just got home. Have I missed any more crazy trades?
>>69101879
pk is going to black all 3 of these chicks with his big fat house negro willy
shit thread
>>69101944
God damn, i'm jsut now realising there's MUCH less chance that PK will spread his baboon genes in a poor, airheaded french girl. Feels good man.
>kanada
>>69102000
haha yeah don't worry dude, your genepool will remain strictly middle eastern
>>69101867
>>69101867
Sweeney isn't going to do anything noteworthy this FA other than let Loui walk. 8th pick to the Bruins in 2017
>>69102077
bourque dubs for truth
>>69101944
that's ok, 2D>3D
>>69101944
If there's any negro in this world with a tiny penis, it's definitely Subhuman
>talks of Duchene for Lindholm
IS MURRAY OUT OF HIS FUCKING MIND?
>>69101785
>y
>f
>>69101863
Yeah that's what I figured. I mean the trade is surreal to fans but imagine what it's like to the players
>>69101879
Trade is great for the perds but losing your captain has gotta hurt.
>>69102247
>fake stars poster
go away
>>69102175
I bet his dick is huge and that's why all of his loser teammates didn't like him.
>>69102242
FLEECED
>>69102288
>>69102255
Fisher will be a good captain, especially after this yrs playoffs
does anyone have the scrn cap from when gook moot said that people need to stop talking about sandwiches
>>69102384
I still haven't recovered from yesterday. I can't believe he's gone.
Can some bro please post the webm of "Mr. Fuck you, fucking faggot"?
>>69102517
whats with the blank photo frame
I know my fellow Sens fans complain about the budget, but staying put might not be so bad this season.
Ottawa has 20 mil in cap space now. If they resign Hoff and Ceci, that about 9 or so mil spent. They'd probably have to save the other 11 for resigning Turris, Stone and Zibanejad when their contracts are up.
>>69102366
I don't see them giving it to Fisher when he'll be gone in a year or two. Forsberg or Josi.
>>69102422
thx :p
>tfw Benning has managed to not do anything retarded these last 24 hours
>but free agency starts tomorrow
>McKenzie/Lucic: Rumor out of EDM all week was seven-year deal, $42M. Unconfirmed rumor today could be as high as $6.5M per. #Oilers
wew
>>69102546
the senators are a bust with a 4th forward D and a bunch of ahl forwards playing over their heads. bunch of good bad team players all over the place. a big meme that went too far
>>69102592
bergevin is more retarded than benning confirmed
>>69102422
>mfw literally making the japanese owner of a Taiwan nail filing tips and tricks discussion webpage mad at a Florida based grocery store sandwich
>>69102649
>Chiarelli and Bergevin in a death struggle to see who can be the most retarded GM north of the border
Feels good
>>69102647
>only made the playoffs that one time because of fucking hamburgers
>>69102688
trading subban gave me legitimate suicidal thoughts last night. I'm still at a complete loss
>>69102707
literal meme team
>>69101696
>mfw
>>69102064
>Quebec
>Middle eastern
''no''
>>69102606
6.5 is a discount?
>snes
>>69102755
quebec is literally overflowing with muslims.
>>69102535
I don't know m8, just saved it from someone
by the way, does nobody have andrew shaws fucking faggot webm?
>>69102724
Please put those thoughts in action, nigger lover.
>>69102688
Chiarelli bet his job on Larsson becoming a top pairing shut down guy, I can at least understand why he would take that risk.
Subban for Weber is a complete headscratcher that is obviously a terrible trade.
>>69102764
who suggested that it was or that there would be one, an oilers fan on hf lol
>>69102724
>>69102688
>>69102649
You guys are overreacting. It's not like he traded Subban for Dougie Hamilton or Beauchemin. Weber's still elite
>>69102724
>keep Therrien
>trade away Subban for the broken-down corpse of Weber (signed until 2026)
Either Berg is the single most retarded GM in history, or Subban wanted the fuck out.
I mean, the only possible upside is that Weber's broken ass retires in a couple years and Nashville eats the early retirement penalty. But that's like one drop of possible intelligence in an overflowing bucket of retardation.
What the fuck
>>69102844
bergevin got absolutely fleeced.
>>69102838
Someone tweeted lucic would consider a team discount
Oilers will make the western conference finals at the least they have the most memes per 60
t. The bean man
>>69102798
''no''
I'll let it slide this time because you are an american and stupidity is your raison d'être, but Quebec is probably the least muslim place in NA . You get a few shit enclaves on the ANGLO side of montreal while 95% of the territory is untouched by mudslime filth.
The only place i see a lot of towelhead are the math department at my university, but then again they could just be Poo in the loo or Sikhs.
>>69102879
subban's team and management wanted him out, according to everyone close to the organization who has commented on the situation and multiple former teammates who have anonymously spoken out.
>>69102926
>le can't skate or score man
>Poopinajarvi
>McMeme
It's all coming together.
>>69102926
But they didn't draft the Bean
>>69102946
actually, quebec is legit full of muslims, to the brim. sorry not sorry. prove me wrong
>>69102844
>Weber's still elite
He's falling off fast. And is signed at 8m/year for the next decade. And where the hell does he fit into DA SYSTUM?
>that next season projection
Fucking painful
>>69102955
Still, not even a couple of picks? It's an insult.
I fucking hate Bergevin and would not mind if he got raped and murdered by a bunch of muslims, fuck bergevin I hope he dies.
>>69102844
Weber is still good but he's not elite anymore.
>>69101867
fuck I miss Boston, so comfy
>>69103024
that pic is dumb because it doesn't take into account various extremely important metrics, but subban is the better player now and for the future. fleeced
>>69102844
Weber is absolutely not elite anymore, and won't be for the next 11 years (which you have him under contract for)
You traded four years of Subban from 27-31 for 11 years of weber from 30-41
>>69102926
>don't have the bean
>>69103010
we got 1.5% mussies to the 1% of the united states.
Good thing being they are stuck in the libanese and adjacent quarter in montreal, with all the other shitskins.
You can continue trying, but it won't change the facts. It only make you look more and more retarded
>>69103100
Devestating.
>>69103024
>And where the hell does he fit into DA SYSTUM?
He fits into the system much better than PK, akshully
>>69102886
>>69103048
>more goals
>not a locker room cancer
>not a turnover machine
>hits a lot more
The only downside is that he's (only) 4 years older. Plenty of d-men were still very good well into their 30s
>>69103100
Sure thing bud. How about we set a meetup next year to discuss the results ?
>>69103100
>Weber is not elite anymore
>>69103024
If weber just took slapshots at full power he'd be better. both him and chara are afraid to do it because they'll literally kill someone with their shots
>>69103100
The way I see it, Weber may retire before that and Subban would have probably signed somewhere else when his current contract expires and they would have lost him for nothing. Not saying the Habs won the trade but there's absolutely no way they got "fleeced"
>>69103100
Frogs on suicide watch
>>69103169
>>not a turnover machine
Friend, he is a black fucking hole for possession and shots against. He scores slightly more goals, assists a whole lot less, but bleeds shots
And this is only the beginning of his decline, because at 31 with his playstyle he is beaten up to fuck
And he's signed for 10 more years
>>69103242
>Get rid of cancer
>New recipient of said cancer imply WE are on suicide watch
How does the average USA-er even remember to not shit in his motorised trolley?
>>69102341
>>69103169
Weber was the third best defenseman on the Preds last season. Ekholm was better than him and not elite, therefore Weber is also not elite.
Players get old, it's not a big deal. He's still a good player. There's just no point in being delusional.
>weber not elite
say that to his face, fuckers
>>69103298
>>69103169
actually, weber's dzone possession stats are worse than subban's
>hits more
lol what is this nhl 2006. bro his hit stat is like 98. don't be silly.
>locker room cancer
weird how well liked he is by so many people close to hockey, then. maybe the common denominator isn't the individual player since this has happened before with this mgmt staff and coach as well.
>more goals
not with the way the habs run their PP and not with how often they cycle the puc k low. familiarize yourself with the preds system vs. habs.
>he's only 4 years older
not only is that a massive 4 years in the modern nhl, but given weber's style of play and how he played last year, and based on other similar players radically declining both in athleticism and production around his age, it's a big factor. he is within his waning years, his decline. subban has entered his prime.
literally both the eyetest and metrics say subban is better. also, common sense with cursory knowledge of the sport
Fleeced.
>>69101696
Good edition.
Thank god there are no shitty canadians on the glorious Peruvian's Ice Hockey League
>>69103368
>>69103279
>>69103299
I still think Weber will be a better fit in Montreal than PK. He's just what the team needs
>>69103010
It's true that Canadian cities are infested with Muslims and other filth but Quebec has managed to avoid most of them. They're proud of their history and culture and will drive out anyone and anything that clashes with it.
>>69103279
>>69103299
>>69103377
Frogs literally inconsolable. How can one team get SO fleeced?
>>69103403
>>69103377
>lol what is this nhl 2006. bro his hit stat is like 98. don't be silly.
He had like 60 more hits last year
>weird how well liked he is by so many people close to hockey, then. maybe the common denominator isn't the individual player since this has happened before with this mgmt staff and coach as well.
Either way, he was a distraction
>not with the way the habs run their PP and not with how often they cycle the puc k low. familiarize yourself with the preds system vs. habs.
The PP was shit but that's why they hired Kirk Muller. It's not gonna suck as much next year
>>69103377
>not only is that a massive 4 years in the modern nhl, but given weber's style of play and how he played last year, and based on other similar players radically declining both in athleticism and production around his age, it's a big factor. he is within his waning years, his decline. subban has entered his prime.
Anyway, they only need Weber for next 3-4 years, after that the "window" is closed and his age becomes irrelevant
>>69103508
>>69103461
it is literally covered in all kinds of muslims. j
>>69103461
Soem random nut left some pig head on the door of the local '''''Mosque''''' ( it's a small underground room they rent that's litterally in the shadow of a old church ). Muslim at my job never actually meet the efficiency quota and get fired before they get into the union. Same with black people. Only permanent arab we got is an old Tunisian who fuckign despise Islam now and dropped out of it 20 years ago.
>>69103511
>Montreal
>Cup window
Pick one
Short term: trade is arguably even
Long term: trade favors Nashville
I wouldn't call it a fleece but the preds definitely won the trade. I'm gonna laugh my ass off if the same shit happens in Nashville. I'm not a habs fan BTW.
>>69103560
Quebec here. I'll pick the Cup, thank you.
>>69103560
seriously lmao. they cannot conceptualize that they just aren't good
>>69103446
I think he'll probably be fine but it's possible that Josi was able to cover with him a lot too and that separation might kill him. It's different from losing Suter since Weber hadn't started actually declining then.
>>69103610
But if Price is healthy they're literally the 2nd or 3rd best team in the east.
>>69103642
As long as they are Price babbies, the Habs won't win shit. Same problem the >rags have - overly reliant on the goalie.
What's /hoc/'s opinion on Hfboards?
>>69103522
Not really. Quebec is fine and always will be. I'm from Toronto, a Muslim community even. They're godawful but they don't stray far from the GTA.
>>69103571
i have yet to see a valid argument as to how it is even, considering that as many people have proven repeatedly in a multitude of ways, all the stats suggest subban is better right now and weber also looked straight up bad for long stretches last year, especially in the playoffs.
>>69103619
Josi doesn't defend though
He is what everyone thinks karlsson is
>>69103672
Silly opinions and autistic people.
>>69103672
Even more retarded than /hoc/, except they aren't trying to be retards
>>69103666
When you have the best goalie in the league you're always in contention.
Price can't play well without me
>>69103710
this shouldn't exist
>>69103702
As we saw this year, an injury to Price and Montreal becomes a joke. I don't disagree that a healthy Price can carry the Habs deep in the playoffs but they will be lucky to even win the ECF as long as their strategy is "Pray to God Price doesn't give up more than one goal every night."
>>69103682
t. ottawa casual who doesn't know anything about the sport outside of his ahl caliber roster
>>69103710
Post Hall in a Devils jersey! I want to see how weird it looks
>>69103743
I'm not arguing that. I'm not even a habs fan but price can literally steal a cup if he plays well.
Who's the best player in the NHL
>>69103772
boston did it with thomas pretty recently so yeah i agree
>>69103560
I know, I know, I'm just quoting Bergevin lol. I'm just saying the core players are in their prime or will enter their prime in the next 3-4 years. After that, might as well rebuild from scratch
>>69103710
>>69103771
Do it!
>>69103761
Josi is terrible at defense
>MUH points
Not an argument
>>69103794
You're a fucking retard if you though the only reason Boston won was because of Thomas.
>Peter Chiarelli is now ruining another team's future
As a ruin's fan I'd laugh if we didn't have Sweeney picking up right where Chiarelli left off.
>>69103761
Not that anon but
>Amerifat
>criticizing others for not knowing hockey
apex kek
>>69103702
Their backup isn't good enough so any playoff game they play inevitably becomes a bowling match where Price is the only pin.
>>69103849
He should have traded either Eberle or RNH for a defenseman. Not Hall.
>>69103853
>suggesting to just bulldoze price and injury him
wew lad are you lucic
>>69103849
If he did absolutely nothing to improve the defense that would be truly ruining the team. I'd rather he get bent over on a trade than sit idle.
>>69103517
>>69103837
>>69103852
josi is good defensively. prove me wrong
>>69103846
yeah, bergeron and chara played out of their minds too, but thomas was the biggest reason ainec.
>>69103882
I took some time to think about it and maybe we're over valuing Hall just a little bit.
I still think we need to trade all the kids except McDavid and load up on Defense.
>Trade kids
>Load up on Defense
>See if we still need better goaltending after that
>If not
>Stack the front with grinders and big bodies(a bunch of two-way forwards)
>Then watch us become God
>>69103925
>>69103926
Here's an example of Josi's lack of defense and focus toward offense.
Is he a great player? yes
Would I like him on my team? yes
Is he good defensively? not really
>>69103771
>>69103836
Implying I contribute to society
>>69103710
He looks so weird in that jersey. But it's the other way around
>>69103772
No
One of the teams involved in a trade wins the cup.
Dubs decide who.
Frogs
Perds
Debbies
Deadmonton
>>69103965
get out of here normie
>>69103957
he's above average and better than karlsson
>>69103965
>>69104007
>>69103949
Oh, yeah. Thomas was the biggest reason. But that team was solid as fuck.
Is holland done if he strikes out during free agency again? Getting rid of pane of glass contract was magicalbut not even a shot at stamkos is a bad look
>>69103975
Gonna go with Perds.
>>69103672
>>69104034
wish that hit killed him.
t. bruins fan
#bostonstrong
#dealerdonny
>>69104007
timmies > dunkin shitnuts any day
poo in the loos are definitely shitting in that coffee. Every fucking dunkin I go to has some indian fuck I cannot understand.
>>69103710
it looks shooped
at least now i know subban looks good in yellow
>>69101867
>>69103975
Devils so I can laugh my ass off at dedmonton
>>69104067
they are Brazilian, not Indian
at least in Mass.
>>69104064
#Sweendog
>Subban gives a bunch of money back to Montreal
>Montreal tells him "Fuck you"
Now he knows what it's like to be Alberta.
>>69104073
>at least now i know subban looks good in yellow
#justno
>>69104060
to me, that seems like hfboards is actually more knowledgable about hockey than the places that supported scott, who is a dangerous goon. m
>>69104090
Where I live it is all poo in the loos. White people work at all the timmies I go to and I can understand them.
>>69103672
good for a laugh after something happens
>>69104067
>Tim Hortons
>hiring whites
kek. It's the same here lads, all mud people. Ol Tim's gotta be rolling in his grave.
>>69104073
>>69104012
Hes not.
Do you have any evidence besides the opinion of a nashville "fan"?
Here's another example with every defenseman to play more than 500 minutes this year
>>69104122
oh yeah, so it is
the image isn't very clean, and subban doesn't look very big in the jersey
>>69104119
And Subway
>>69104119
sucks to be you because the ones where I live have all whites and a token black here and there kek.
>>69104093
The joke didn't go over my head but please be aware that NHL hockey is first and foremost a business and the ultimate goal is the win the Cup (or at least make trades you think will help you win the Cup)
>>69104107
Autism
>http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/showthread.php?t=1732533
>>69104162
I bet you a dollar the Bills could have beaten the Stars if they were around.
>>69104155
Why are you so autistic? Don't you have like 100,000 posts on this board too? Are they all as bad as this?
>>69104119
Seriously, you white anglo lads should come over, help us buildoze the bridge to montreal island, and we could form a nice cool place around the saint lawrence with the maritimes. If you aren,t afraid of a bit of snow and low temperature we got plenty of space.
You'll learn the cussing soon enough, and that's a fine basis for communication
>>69104075
DELET THIS
>>69104192
lol
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/statistics/post-count/
Played with Nurse back in the day
>shitty camera edition
>>69104194
Isn't it hard as fuck for US citizens to move to Canada? Maybe if I disguised myself as a refugee...
dunks is better than tims.
-dunkies man
p.s. have a good one
>>69104194
Yeah. I always respected Quebec for preserving their history and identity. I speak French already. German and Italian too cuz my grandparents.
>>69104229
>disguised
But you're already brown, smelly, and uneducated.
>>69104229
Nice joke, but no it's pretty easy, get a visa and after X many years you can apply for citizenship. Since you actually know one of the official language that'd be one less hurdle.
>>69104220
No surprise Rbo is up there. Might be the only one more autistic
>>69104075
edit this image out of your message right now. thank you
>>69104224
Nice. Was he a dick on the ice back then?
>>69104224
No.
Played Center. Dominated. Last place team. Left for Toronto.
>>69104194
I actually would but fuck the immigration process bullshit desu. Don't hate it here enough to bother.
How you holding up bros?
>Krug 4x5.25 contract
Eh little too expensive 4m would of been better.
>Siedenberg bought out
THANK YOU BASED MADMAN
>all those >hasb fans who think Bergevin didn't fuck up
>mfw the Montreal media thinks this shitty team became Stanley Cup contenders
Bergevin was able to produce one huge meme in one fell swoop. I'm impressed.
>>69104220
>Kippers and 4 /trb/ posters in the top 6
/hoc/ and /trb/ are truly the most autistic threads on this board and I'm proud to be part of them.
remember when subban used to play for the habs lol
>>69104391
most habs fans have condemned the trade, as has the media
>>69104365
wanna die, you?
>>69103975
Oil
>>69104365
Pretty good. I was never a huge PK Subban fan anyway
>>69104391
All those other leaf retards that DIDN'T watch Subban being a Chimp
WIth 30 minutes ice time and 82 games, That's 41 hours of chimping.
Nashville is finished.
>>69104220
tfw spencer would've been number 2 (or number 1 by now) if he didn't get bullied off 2.5 years ago
>>69104387
>Siedenberg
seidenberg
>would of
would have
>>69104421
same
it's almost 8, going to start drinking soon
>>69103975
Perds
>>69104429
Fuck off racist
>>69103975
habs fan but preds
>>69104449
thanks for correcting me friend.
>>69104391
You have no idea what you're talking about
>>69104399
What is /trb/
>>69104402
I'm think of snagging a Subban jersey on clearance for when he inevitably comes back near the end of his career
>>69103975
turds dynasty 16,17,18,19,20,21,22
>>69104429
fan of the guy or not, >we got absolutely hosed in that trade and the team will suffer in the long term as a result
>>69104387
Sweens negotiating with JML.
>kill me now
>>69104429
Too much soul for the gay frenchies
>>69104439
Yeah he was fun
>>69104456
>implications
>>69104399
MiniFridge makes Kippers look like the most intelligent poster there is. That dude legitimately has something wrong with him.
fucking ken holland cant do anything right
>>69104439
>2.5 years ago
Holy shit has it been this long? I miss him so much
>>69104520
Nice cropping skills
>>69104399
Kippers has the benefit of joining like 7 years ago and not fucking leaving, while everyone else from that era except maybe Sneak has actually moved on with their lives.
>>69103169
How the fuck did you convince yourself PK had to be a cancer when the problem is clearly Therrien. There's a reason Pittsburgh gave up on him too. Dumbasses like Therrien and Torts run themselves out of places for reasons, grown men get fucking sick of them.
>>69104494
please god no why lmao whyyyy for what purpose. jesus fucking christ i hope a meteorite hits me and turns me into dust. jdimsa>>69104484
>>69104532
>>69104553
>this picture isn't shooped
holy shit
>>69104553
why does he look like he smoked some dank kush before he went up.
>>69104481
1 more roll
>>69104540
I miss OG Sean tbqh. The one who used to call people mongrels and posted the ohshitniggerwhatareyoudoing.jpg
>>69104553
This Soup Can will never play in the show again
>>69104387
I'm quite happy with the Krug deal. Needed to lock up a fucking defenseman. A bit more money than the Vatanen deal but that's okay.
>>69104533
>worse by every advanced metric
>4 years older
>longer contract
>already declining at 30
if bergevin wasn't 'shopping' PK Subban as he said, it should've taken more than a move that's lateral at best to get rid of him
>>69104569
He looks depressed because he was drafted by the Broons ;^)
>>69104579
tfw miss hotlanta (3.5 years ago)
he still posts so it's all good
>>69104439
>getting bullied off 4chan
kek
>>69104220
>cest
Maybe the only good thing about /sp/ moderation desu. Drove that faggot away from here.
>>69104520
>food on the guinea pig
why
>>69102926
gretzky wasted his career there
>>69103975
devs
-hall
-korpse
+larsson
+lucic
+demers
+pulju
the oilers are a vastly superior team than a year ago, anyone who thinks chiarelli is a madman isnt very smart, hes building a competitive team, he actually had the balls to do what everyone else was too afraid to even consider
>>69104553
he's crying because when he got on stage, sweeney, who was not yet gm, immediately tried to offer him a 6 year extension at 5.5aav and said "i won't budge on it, so don't even try tricking me wise guy" and he knew right away the direction this organization was headed
>>69104633
MEME MAGIC PLS
Now that finally some trip bros appeared
Does anyone of you have the webm of Andrew "Mr. Fuck you, fucking faggot, Shaw?
>>69104633
!!! Fukken devils
>>69104605
>muh nerd stats
>ok I'll give you that one
>it's a good thing if he's good tho. They would have lost PK to free agency anyway
>what if it was just an off year
I want this fleeced meme to stop
>>69104590
Ehh
If we get Krug a proper line mate he'd be fine.
>>69104609
>>69104609
Weren't the Subban's Montreal fans growing up.
I'd cry if I was drafted by Montreal.
>>69104612
>>69104579
>Sensiblebostonfag will never come back
>he was actually smart about hockey
>he made everyone butthurt with the fucking pony train after every Bruins win during the 2012-2013 season
;_; I miss him bros
Also Remember Game 7 Maples Leafs vs Boston
>as soon as Bergeron won the thread was deleted
>the state of Sean
>>69104551
Because our FO is full of low functioning autists.
>>69104648
Of course they'll be a better team, but certainly not because of that Hall trade.
>>69104612
I haven't seen him in such a long time. He was a good poster, almost always on topic and pretty cool
>>69104520
Oi, he dumped the contract. Now he needs to pick up some dank free agents.
Henrique is cringy as fuck
https://youtu.be/8XAVp3FqtJs
i said this once before in here, but i seriously had a dream that milan lucic signed with the devils like a few months ago.
>>69104682
Yeah PK's dad was a Habs fan. So was Kadri
>>69104682
>line mate
>>69104648
>Pulju
credited to Columbus' incompetence
>lucic
that's going to be an awful, awful contract
>demers
he's not going to the oilers
>larsson
luke schenn v.2
can't wait for the flames to make the playoffs while the coilers are in the basement by december yet again
>>69104724
>isis
>>69104752
i cant wait for poodrow to get lined up at center ice and have his career ended
>>69104752
>laffs
>@fan960boomer Source told me today the Oilers are in "balls deep" on Lucic. Another suggested Oil have offered max term (7 yrs) and neighborhood of 7m per
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>>69104769
It's funny cause no one in Montreal would ever be a Laffs fan
>>69104633
>rags btfo again
Meme magic
>>69104799
i literally said the oilers will sign him for 7x7.5
it'll happen
>>69104799
>i make things up for twitter followers
>>69104703
he is still keeping jimmy coward, he cant pick talent to save his life, and the datty contract move to arizona was practically charity
>>69104799
>7x7
HOLY
FUCK
WHY
