Explain to me why you consider Christiano Ronaldo to be someone you would find attractive or want to look like. Dude looks grotesquely ugly to me, like Ribéry and Thomas Muller bad. And i love handsome men... like think of all your favorite male actors. Think if they looked like Ronaldo. Gross. The guidos here on Jersey Shore don't look gross like CR7. What gives with you fags that think he's cute?
My guess is it is only complete losers that find CR7 not disgusting looking
>tfw we will never have Jersey Shore threads on /sp/ again
It's 9AM in Portugal. ..would you trade your looks to look like CR7? Or do you wish he would play in your favorite movies over the actual handsome man that was selected?
>>69076866
Damn I forgot how based those were :(
Chirp chirp chirp
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeh
GRENADE WHISTLE
Imagine if Ronaldo was on "Friends"
Would anybody like him? And Ross is a fit ugly dude with a bad personality, not as bad a Christiano though
Christiano is basically tne worst
Poto puto! Ehhhhhhhhh
>>69076842
The jelly is strong with this anon.
Why are you so salty over Ron?
Is it because he gets all the pussy he wants?
Is it becasue he can get all the cock he wants on his boat? (If he actually wanted to he gay, he's not btw)
Leave him alone, calling him ugly is quite pathetic.
Why are you so obsessed?
Puta puta puta
WHY IS HE SO SEXY
AHHHHHHHH I THOUGHT I WAS straight BUT HE GIVES ME.A BONER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69077020
Hello! Getting all the pussy I want! Ronaldo doesn't, because nobody thinks he's cool or good other than his fellow losers
>>69077028
Is this Zlatan! Way better than Ronaldo Reagano cuck
How is pic related not a thing
>>69076842
comes to vegas all the time, complete douchebag. seen him at multiple venues making the jersey cast look like nuns
>>69076842
>i love handsome men
>>69077063
Guido detected that likes fucking lil bitches hard up their ass, and what #1 bitch beats CR7 for the ultimate boy pussy? (His ass is wide trust me i fucked it HARD)
Guys, CR7's ass is bleeding all over what do i do?
>>69076842
I don't particularly think he's handsome but neither my nor your opinion matters, really.
Are you gay?
I say we sell him to Mexicans foe his kidneys
>>69077094
Because most 8 year olds aren't capable of making memes.
>>69077252
are you jealous of CR7's looks? Would you trade your looks foe his? I'd think the bottom 10% of humanity would be the only ones that would and that's being very generous bc CR7 is nasty ugly
Ronaldo looks like a chimp monkey. Only 1% of human are that chimp-like
>>69077352
More like a young rhesus monkey, which i think most CR7 fans are attracted to. Like Ross from Friends. Betas basically. People that like sub-humans
>>69077304
I don't think you understand the point of being "attractive". The goal is that people you want to fuck find you attractive, nobody cares if you find yourself attractive or not.
I'd probably pull more pussy if I looked like him, but I probably wouldn't trade because it's not my style.
I think you might have some mental issues if you spend your time considering which celebrities you'd trade your looks for or not.
>>69077423
You realize everybody can tell you're samefagging, right?
>>69076842
I think his skin looks weirdly plastic on his face, but he defnitely has a (no homo) 10/10 body
