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match today:
poland - portugal (21:00 cest)
gooooooooooooooood morning
>>69075793
Good Morning Anon-kun. You look nice today
Good morning guys, from what part of Germany are you from?
>>69075838
you too
>>69075853
the best
>Pep Guardiola will find out on Friday if Manchester City have won the race to sign Colombian forward Marlos Moreno, 19, from Atletico Nacional. (Manchester Evening News)
>Real Madrid want to sign Darmstadt's German striker Sandro Wagner, 28. (Marca)
>Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has refused to rule out a move for Germany and Cologne defender Jonas Hector, 26. (Canal+ via Evening Standard)
>Serbian defender Neven Subotic, 27, who is being monitored by Sunderland, Liverpool and Stoke, could stay in the Bundesliga despite leaving Borussia Dortmund this summer. (Sunderland Echo)
>>69075853
Basically the middle to the west. How about you, what part of Panama are you from?
Good morning
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>69075934
Morning, how did it taste?
>>69075853
Turkey.
>>69076088
haha goog one loool
Gooooooooooood afternoon
How's the weather where you guys are? Pissing rain over here, about 10C.
>>69075785
>Canberra United tits
glorious
>>69075853
denmark
>>69075853
Elsaß-Lothringen
I wish Bayern would do more youth transfers with transfer pictures
>>69076541
>10 degrees in late December
I would commit sudoku if I had no snow.
>>69076708
do you mean post pics of the new youth players on their homepage?
>>69075853
Cologne
>>69076768
hehe
/grig/
>>69075853
Mackay
>>69076860
is mackay related to roy makaay?
>>69076871
yes
>>69076936
then what do you mean?!
>>69076940
Something like "Hello Bayern fans! Today we are happy to announce the signing of [16yo guy]! Here, look at this picture with him and Karl-Heinz Rummenigge holding up his coming Bayern shirt!"
flags ruined 4chan
lads, it's england
>>69076964
sadly the kids who post in 4chan can't contain themselves, thus the flags
>>69076768
2nd row, guy in the middle
>>69075853
Lahore
Imagine if people would be posting their cocks in here. That would be so inappropriate. I hope nobody posts their cock
>>69075934
I'm a cook and this offends me on so many levels.
im in bayern and my laptop power cable doesnt fit in the outlets. How the fuck am i supposed to work HELP
>>69075853
Danzig
>>69077708
Ask for help on a taiwanese rug trading emp- oh wait. Go to a nearby electronics shop and ask for help. If you're in a hotel you might get lucky at the reception
>>69077827
the woman at the reception was very rude when i checked in so i dont want to go back there again desu. I dont know if there is a electronic shop here. Its a pretty small village
>>69076768
what a freakshow
>>69076768
1st row, dude in the middle, eternal slav
>>69076768
>>69075853
Königsberg
>"Oh hey Anon, what are you doing in the city all by yourself? Want to join us and have a drink? We just ordered some food but you can have some of it."
>>69077876
Ask her. She will think you are fearless and respect you from now on. Don't ever buckle down because people are seemingly mean to you. Face them as often as you can - you will grow stronger and it will feel great
>>69077950
That's your response in that situation? Like would you actually say that out loud to them?
>>69077952
hm ok
>>69077963
yes, then i would turn 360 degrees and run away
>>69077947
The buildings look like they are leaning.
>>69077947
Is that a hat or hair?
>>69077989
Both
>>69077982
Yes they seem wobbly
>>69077989
i was wondering the same
its both
>>69077947
how is it even possible to find so many uggos
>>69077981
Okay
>tfw when your pass completion drops under 90% because of spaghetti(s)
The best news you will hear all day:
Alexander Zorniger's first competitive game as Brondby træner kicks off tonight at 23:00 on Iceland against Valur in the Europa League qualification.
tfw Wolfsburg fan
>>69078151
i swear brondby will concede 3 goals at best. germans i'm really scared about this guy, he lost so many of his games with Stuttgart with absurd scorelines.
was that just because he had a terrible squad, or he is an absolute madman?
>>69078138
>*tfw w̶h̶e̶n̶
silly me
@SkyOrla Sir Dave Brailsford all but admitted to me been approached about the England job. No more comment. Watch this space @SkySportsNewsHQ soon.
>>69078181
>>69075934
>Sausage and maggots
>>69078205
All I'm asking is that they stop playing such shit, boring football.
I'd rather watch them lose 4-0 to Silkeborg than watch another 0-0 against Esbjerg.
Schizomark is talking to himself again
>>69075785
wanna fug ellyse
kleiner tip an meine freunde kauft nicht die zanbüsten von aldi aua aua mein zanfleisch
>>69076768
ALTER, ich habe keinen Plan was abgeht.
>>69078151
How do you know Zorniger but not Stanislawski.
>>69075853
Syria
Liverpool trying to sign Dahoud for +£25m pounds. Mong do not want to sell.
>>69078805
Why not
>>69078831
>However, it is understood that despite Liverpool’s willingness to offer up to €30m (£25m), Dahoud has been informed he will not be allowed to leave Gladbach following the sale of fellow midfielder Granit Xhaka to Arsenal.
>>69078959
Okay
I'm stuck with Heatwave Robin Schulz Feat Akon Full Audio Song (128kbit_AAC).m4a
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT-luVpDyjc
>>69079219
pleb
mfw
>>69079219
I'm watching Ashley Fires - Mommy Makes Her Sons Cum Together - A Mothers Love [C4S]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twvG55fWm4c
Wow, this game could have been so much bigger if Insomniac was given more time.
>>69079651
Looks boring, I wouldn't download it
gonna go the bike shop now
>>69079740
What are you planning to buy or repair
guize! i finally did it today. i told the postman that i wasn't gonna take a parcel for one of my neighbours
>>69079576
i like it
>>69079828
the only time i had the nerves to do it i said that i wasnt gonna be home the next couple of days
which wasnt true
there was another parcel arriving the next day
>>69079576
kek
>>69079828
Alpha as fuck
>>69079918
>i said that i wasnt gonna be home the next couple of days
i did the same thing.
i probably should also mention that the guy didn't wasn't at the door of my flat, but we both just arrived at the same time at the house door
>>69079828
Keep up the good work
>>69079918
This is why you always tell the truth. People will repsect you for doing so even though they prefer being lied to.
>>69079828
Keep the course Anon
>having neighbours
>being a dorftrottel
>>69075853
I'm not german
>having a dorftrottel
>being a neighbour
>>69079678
>bunch of background prefabs
>wow this couldve been so much bigger
>>69079828
I proud of you
I'm back now
>>69079811
my rear tire is broken
they will fix it by Saturday and it will cost me about 26€
Steve Mandanda signe à Crystal Palace !
>>69080225
Better him than MB.
>>69080174
Sounds like a steal
>>69080243
it probably is D:
>>69080268
Hihi
>>69080578
whats so funny
>>69080589
Nothing, sorry
I just dropped a noodle into boiling water and the splash almost hit me. I could dodge it in the very last moment.
What a thrill. I loved it.
>"Anon, welcome aboard. I'll start by introducing the crew to you and telling you a little about them."
>"This is Jane. She enjoys running marathons for charity. This guy you'll be working with is David. He's a Rhodes Scholar and in his spare time he's the CEO of a charity that raises over $4 million a year for sustainable farming tools for Malawi. Wendy here got her PhD in Physical Chemistry from Berkeley last year and when she's not playing with her kids she still likes spending a few evenings a week at her university lab."
>"Tell us about yourself Anon! What do you do in your spare time?"
>"Just sports...??? Anything else...? Oh..."
>>69080806
You should try ass shooting without looking. The suspense will make you want to move
>>69075934
this is fucking stupid seriously.
>>69080812
Something about sports and then they ask what sports you physically partake in but then you say that you just like watching football haha
>>69080938
>"I spend a lot of time alone at home in front of the computer and it shows"
Esbjerg fB have sacked head coach Jonas Dahl.
Players have described him as a "Serie 1 coach" (the start of the really lower leagues) to the media.
Esbjerg could be looking towards Colin Todd as a replacement. His man management skills could be much needed after two coaches within 12 months having problematic relationships with the players.
>20°C
Wohlige Kälte
lindert das Fieber tief in mir
>>69077479
>>69077479
get in here
>>69081045
Anyone good playing right now?
>>69081045
Can't you see what the morons have done to this thread?
Würzburger Kickers vs Dynamo Kiev starts in a moment
Yo ucan watch here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCZte1Vu704
>>69081198
wrong link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btc94gUlKXY
is the right one
>>69081198
>>69081212
No thanks
Bröndby plays the EL qualifier match against Valur later this evening
>>69075893
Wagner to Sinsheim is confirmed
>ever believing what Marca writes
Are you guys rooting for Polen or Portugal? I don't like Polen as a country but I like their players while the portuguese players are arrogant pussies and divers, so I'll probably root for Polen.
>>69081322
I'll be watching Europa League qualifiers instead
Much more quality footy 2bh
>>69081322
I root for goals
>>69081348
move on then, this will be decided by a coin toss after 55 minutes of penalty kicks.
OHNE DICH
SCHLAF ICH HEUT NACHT NICHT EIN
>>69081364
stop singing about your alcoholism please
i just accidently put 7 liters of gasoline into my compay car which runs on diesel. The whole tank holds 60 liters. So its 53 liter diesel and 7 liter gasoline. How bad is that? The car still worked afterwards
>>69081382
But I'm talking about your qt ass Torben.
>>69081404
my name is Klaus-Peter, Wendolin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsqQgNYk9zo
What did he mean by this?
>>69081404
https://youtu.be/jtozuGGVFqg?t=83
>>69081354
Exactly
>>69081439
saw him in the pedestrian zone two month ago. IRL this guy looks even like a bigger tool.
>>69081401
you weren't stupid enough to keep it running on Benzin, right? if so you almost certainly fucked the engine. Either way you'll have to bring it to a shop to pump out the diesel and see how bad you goofed.
>tfw a stuck up Hete was trying to be rude next to me
>>69081401
Ask on o
>>69081364
Great song, listening to it now. United Kingdom will like it too
>>69081475
He seems like a very nice, respectful guy in this interview though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FjywBCv_8E&ab_channel=MRBANSKU99
thoughts?
>>69081509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNEYKMWVAUI
thoughts?
>>69081509
It's not the original though
sounds Dutch
>>69076768
Blacks should go back to non meme haircuts
wtf some Danish woman who isn't Wozniacki just won a set at Wimbledon
>>69081499
Never talked to him irl I was talking about his appearance. My cousin went to school with him and grew up in the same village. She didn't liked him either.
>>69081585
But I like him and there's nothing you can do to stop that.
>>69081612
Too bad he wouldn't like you.
>>69081612
okay. It's a good thing when someone is positive about another human bean.
>>69081574
So that's how one gains your attention: Winning a set at Wimbledon as a danish woman who isn't Wozniacki
>>69081534
brings me back!
>>69081741
The opponent forfeited in the beginning of the second set.
Seems like this woman is playing under American flag, but her parents and herself are all Danish citizens. Lives in Santa Monica. Not particularly pretty.
zlatan to manchester united confirmed
>>69081682
I'm sure he will when I buy his merchandise.
>>69081817
wow, you weren't lying
Who do you prefer, Norway or Denmark?
>tfw Zlatan will never play CL again
feels good desu
>>69081884
norway desu
https://twitter.com/BVB/status/748531591811575808
This music is so funky, it makes me want to obey the law.
Sorry for the noob question but what decides the number of stars you can put above the emblem on your Bundesliga trikots?
>>69081981
buli titles
>Unter die DFL-Regelung fallen nur Meisterschaften, die in der Fußball-Bundesliga errungen wurden (also Meistertitel in der Bundesrepublik Deutschland seit der Saison 1963/64). Da die deutsche Bundesliga in ihrer Geschichte neben einer dominierenden Mannschaft (FC Bayern München) mehrere Vereine mit einer vergleichsweise geringen Anzahl an Meisterschaften aufweist, entschied sich die DFL zu einer ungewöhnlichen Verteilung:[3]
>Ab drei Meisterschaften: ein Stern
>Ab fünf Meisterschaften: zwei Sterne
>Ab zehn Meisterschaften: drei Sterne
>Ab zwanzig Meisterschaften: vier Sterne
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meisterstern#Deutschland
>>69082021
thanks
>>69075853
West prussia
>Die TSG 1899 Hoffenheim hat Sandro Wagner vom Ligakonkurrenten SV Darmstadt 98 verpflichtet. Der 28-jährige Stürmer unterschreibt im Kraichgau einen bis zum 30. Juni 2019 datierten Vertrag, wie der Bundesligist am Donnerstag offiziell mitteilte.
>„Sandro war in der vergangenen Saison hinter Thomas Müller der torgefährlichste deutsche Angreifer in der Bundesliga. Das sagt schon einiges über seine Leistung aus“, so Alexander Rosen. Der TSG-Direktor Profifußball erklärte, dass „wir in Wagner einen starken und charismatischen Spieler verpflichtet haben, der uns durch seine enorme Präsenz auf und neben dem Platz gut tun wird“.
>sandro wagner isn't an ossi
always surprises me desu
>>69077947
I've been to Germany once.. women really aren't attractive at all. I guess they eat too much sausage in EVERY FUCKING MEAL.
Almost all women I saw looked like those big women in FUTURAMA that killed men by "Snu Snu"
>>69082524
What part of Bavaria did you visit?
based figo
>>69082561
Osnabruck and some other places but yeah mostly Osnabruck.
>>69082618
why?
>>69077947
>only 2 (two, as plural) guys in the photo
wew
>>69082812
Typical scandinavian situation
>>69082779
Because your mother called
>>69082779
jk, family friends.
>>69077947
I went to Germany twice.
Pretty decent and clean country, surprisingly green, moderately nice people. I guess it's just the way they are to strangers.
Women are mostly average to beautiful when compared to here. Portugal really is a ugly peoples country.
Best fucking beers of my life in lots of small local brewers.
Went to Koln, Dusseldorf, Mains, Frankfurt and a lot of smaller tows, hated the fact that I missed the chance to watch a Bundes game live in Frankfurt.
Legal 260km/h.
Mainz and Wisbaden are cozy af.
The bad:
Food and wine (yes """"wine"""").
Hated the fact that water is expensive as fuck and I had to pay someone to use bathrooms in autobahns.
>>69082954
One of those fruits I can buy for breakfast. Thanks
>>69082990
>wine
i hope you didn't drink german wine or, worse, that apple wine shit they like in frankfurt
>water is expensive as fuck
tap water is cheap af and 1.5l of water are usually about €0.20 in supermarkets
>>69082990
>Hated the fact that water is expensive as fuck
>>69083025
it's good i swear
what's for dinner ??
>>69082990
if you loved it so much why don't you go live there?
If you like fish, there are plenty of whales.
>>69082990
You can drink tap water in Germany m8. It's healthier than the shit they serve in plastic bottles.
>>69083037
I tried the Apffelwine or something. Truly shit tier.
But I was in a wine festival in Mainz (or was it Wisbaden?)... it was horrible.
>>69083043
>>69083043
>water
Hum, maybe my mind is playing tricks on me.
>>69083037
Implying that piece of shit drinks anything but the finest water from Fiji.
>>69083067
> If you like fish, there are plenty of whales.
>poortuguese education
>>69083047
Chicken breast with broccoli and green beans and you
>>69083124
He meant big women
>>69075934
even for a burger thats bretty disgusting desu senpai
>>69076964
personally i love all the bantz
>>69077947
>that guy on the left
fucking triggered
>>69079576
heh funny
>>69081023
saved desu
>>69081322
polen
>>69075853
bochum
>>69083094
yeah, apfelwein. they drink it all over the rhein-main-region. don't understand why either
>>69083138
broccoli YES
i just ate
eggs rice and black beans
>>69083154
>guy
>>69083177
Good
>>69083158
>>69083141
S-sorry.
>>69083200
mhmhm really makes me think
Is this your personal fucking blog?
>>69083082
depends on the area desu
>>69083291
yes. it's also comfy so you better behave
Does anyone know where this >>69077947 is? Could it be Stockholm or Copenhagen?
>>69083325
There's a Swedish flag, so it's probably in Swden. Definitely not Cph
>drinkmark
>>69083409
Gustavus Adolphus in Stockholm
how do you rank her
>>69083409
So it might be Malmö
>>69083325
>>69083409
>>69083486
pretty sure it's helsingborg
>>69083480
>her
>>69083409
where have you been
>>69083504
Yeah that's it thanks
http://www.planetware.com/photos-large/S/sweden-helsingborg-town-hall.jpg
>>69083521
why
>>69083612
It's a dude
>>69083480
would be okay with normal hair/10
I can't stop dancing
Just threw my fifth 180 all life while minorly dancing
>>69083541
Out and about
>>69083978
You make me feel like dancing
>>69083978
too bad no one will ever see it
>>69084114
Haha
>>69084116
No
i'm eating a pizza with fork and knife RIGHT NOW
triggered or indifferent?
>>69084431
It's how self-aware people eat pizza
>>69084431
that's the proper way to eat pizza
>>69084512
is that a cake on a pizza?
>>69084431
nothing wrong with that, enjoy
>>69084541
Yes
>>69084431
knife and fork is the correct way, I'm very much in support of your brave strides for humanity
>toni kroos listens to PUR
really makes you huh, think?
>one hour to go
>>69084771
it might be the correct way but is it the right way?
>>69084961
>ossi listening to pur
what a shock
>>69085059
I'm watching the Tour de France team presentation.
>>69085073
that I cannot say
thanks guys, just ordered pizza and some salad from my favorite italian
>>69085175
are you enjoying watching the Tour de France team presentation, denmark chan?
>>69085256
what's his name?
>>69085273
Not really. It's pretty boring.
just like you
>>69085287
Guido
>>69085256
Might as well eat takeaway pizza with your hands since you wouldn't take garbage out with a knife and fork either, would you
>>69085298
then watch something else ..
>>69085436
It just finished. Watching something about Patagonia now
>>69083318
Suck my dick mate
>>69075785
Where my Bayern boys at?
>>69085076
Pur is a wessi band, Niklas.
>>69085597
Starting for Portugal
ARD broadcast starting now.
My dad works for VW and he told me Portugal will win 3-1.
>>69085730
thank god
>>69085666
>eliseu
hhnnng
>>69085666
>Eliseu vs Blasczcykowski
Kill me
>>69085666
>took 4 games for their manager to realize sanches should be a starter
lel
>Kuba will win the golden boot
I'm finde with this
>>69085666
German refs?
Make Danzig great again.
