Sri Lanka 127/1(18.1/42) vs England
K. Mendis 75*
D. Gunathilaka 48*
1st for Daniel
Are England good at any sport?
>>69059660
they're more than decent in cricket desu
>>69059598
Is this /bundes/?
>>69059598
1st for I tried to make this thread 3 hours ago but 4chan was being gay. also first for sri lanka scoring at more than a run a ball in the series
>>69060049
yes this is /bundes/
>>69060065
It's all good lad.Also the run rate is slowing down a bit
shitty fielding by England!
cricket is gay
93 mph from Plunkett!
>>69060356
so is scheizer porn but it's all good
>>69060356
so is anime
Honestly feel like this isn't gonna be a big enough score, they need 300 or england should chase it down. I think they said earlier in the game england's last 2 innings here have a combined score of 760 which is crazy, and the wicket is flat and fast, with boundries small and outfield fast
>>69060444
it isn't
>>69060511
Agreed. Honestly I think even 300 isn't enough( I doubt they would get there) due to the pitch being this flat.
>>69060534
>>69060444
trips confirms it, weeaboo!
What a crap ball.
5 overs left, 50 runs is enough to reach 300.
This should be doable I guess.
Boom.
>>69060815
444
Mathews smashing it.
U P M B A L L
P
M
B
A
L
L
still backing england to chase this down, wicket looks a belter, SL's bowling is shit and england bat down to 12
Why do umps look like they are ready for a yugioh battle now?
>>69061276
Even if Sri Lanka do get close, they will fuck it up for sure. Remember the 1st game? they fucking started celebrating before the last ball and thus giving away that extra run. Sri Lanka should have won that match. Utter stupidity!
>inb4 ban vs ind wt20 last over
>>69061455
kek!
>matthews practising throw-ins
he could have played for iceland in the euros desu
>>69061575
Sri Lanka had a decent football team a few years ago.
>my dick is this big
Why does Mathews sounds like someone getting ass fucked with a stump while appealing?
the root is loose
the way roy stands and holds the bat etc reminds me of the kid that would bat 9-10 in junior cricket. not terrible, but not good. would always practise but could never nail the technique properly. except he hits the ball so nicely and has scored international hundreds, obviously
>>69062353
>18 of 18
we'll see
why did ali open? i missed most of the 1st innings due to painting, is hales injured?
>>69062413
>is hales injured?
*back wiggle*
>>69062401
Is Roy a public kid or a state kid?
>>69062511
he's south african
>>69062539
>Having moved to England along with his family from South Africa when he was 10 years old, Roy was educated at Whitgift School and represented Surrey in age group cricket from U-11 through to Under-19 and Surrey Academy level.
Don't know about nationality but his cricketing upbringing was as English as it can get the way I'm seeing it.
Sri Lankan attack looks absolutely toothless!
>>69062722
>Sri Lankan attack looks absolutely toothless!
be as it may, 1 or 2 wickets can create that gate way to run rate pressure. It's still a good score.
SO how long till sri lanka start time wasting for the rain?
>>69062829
England needs to play 20 overs for it to be considered for the d/l method to come into play(I think). If Sri Lanka wanted to waste time, they should have done it from ball one.
>>69062829
It's already started fampai
>>69062687
yeah, but I gather he probably would have played for south africa if not for the quota system. A friend of a friend knows him, he has an old orange lambo he takes photos with all the time topkek.
>>69062829
they should have started straight away, if england reach 129/1 off 20 overs they win on D/L so it's ogre if it gets to 20 overs for sri lanka now basically
>>69062935
>yeah, but I gather he probably would have played for south africa if not for the quota system.
This. Why isn't this considered as racism?
>bringing on the physio
Any sri lankans gonna comment??
need to get that flag
>>69062986
good luck mate
Moeen Ali shouldn't have been brought back into the team.
>>69062986
There's no Sri Lankan posters on /cric/ but you could look in /pol/.
>>69062979
because they play it off as 'being representative of a multicultural nation' when they don't apply the policy to football, in which blacks dominate. they need to sort out infrastructure and get more blacks playing the game at younger ages so they produce better players, not shoehorning players who aren't good enough into the team.
>>69062981
leave Lakmal alone!
>>69063056
so another Zimbabwe 2.0 on the cards then?
>>69063120
potentially, if I remember correctly the white section of the south african government actually has a plan incase the blacks rise up to evacuate as much of the white population as possible before they get killed
>>69063050
Even if they were they wouldn't be posting right now.
Though to be honest Sri Lankan fans are the chillest fans in all of sub continent. No argument!
>>69063120
pretty much
once abdv, du Plessis and a small handful of others retire (in the next 3 years) we will be absolutely fucked
>>69063150
Is it really that bad? Zimbabwe has other issues which South Africa is not plagued with(Mugabe). It has a decent economy and is somewhat relevant in International politics. That should ensure a bit of stability, right?
England on cruise mode at the moment
>root
there goes Rooooooooootttt!!!!!!!!
fuck off
Roy on century watch!
>>69063296
You should probably ask the south african tripfag in the thread not me, i'm just going off half remembered internet articles and hearsay
where is bumble desu
>>69063687
my dad saw him at the races couple of weeks ago so i'm assuming he's just banging whores instead of working right now
good hundred from Roy that
England just need morgan to score some runs
>>69063687
Don't know desu. Listening to Bangla commentary
>>69063770
Did Morgan even go past double figures this series?
99 runs from 14 overs
should be pretty comfy lads
>>69063794
only batted once and scored 43
he was excellent last summer but had a pretty average/poor winter, although the team had success
>>69063975
looking pretty good now
>>69063770
he's so frustrating because he's doing well enough as a batter to just about keep his spot, and he's led the team so well and such a good fielder it would feel unfair to drop him
BUT
imagine an england team with buttler at 4 instead of morgan and a middle order of bairstow-stokes-ali-woakes that they could have without him, all that bowling and batting.
>>69064147
morgan would get in ahead of ali in all circumstances
thats as good a catch as youll ever see!
holy shit what a catch!
WHA DA FUUUUUUUUUCK
>>69064170
ali is actually ranked 10th in the world for ODI bowlers, his career bowling economy is below 5 which is mad considering he's played in so many high scoring games. problem is I want buttler higher up and morgan isn't going to move himself below buttler full time
chances everywhere
great catch
What the hell England!
77 to get from 60. This should be done and dusted
bairstow is absolutely murdering them with these 2s
>>69064246
problem is, his batting average is 26 and bowling average is 40, having an economy of 5 isnt really very useful when you aren't scoring runs or taking wickets
>>69064389
roys on 140, and theres still 6 batsmen to come, should be a cake walk
absolutely no intensity from the Lankan fielders in stopping those 2's.
They fucking need to stop those and start attacking to even go close towards a chance of avoiding humiliation
Roy on 148!
150 ROY
150!
England running on GOATwatch
Jason Roy on elite muscular GOATest of GOAT watches, thank you based south africa you don't even need good players anymore
the running has been absolute mustard from these two
beautiful running!
>>69064957
>thank you based south africa you don't even need good players anymore
kek!
*standing ovation*
5 points away, fuck sake
>>69065129
wut?
>Sri Lankan fielding
>>69065167
Roy was 5 runs away from being the highest scorer in a single ODI match for England. He's 2nd now.
>maharoof
what a dickhead
>>69065245
>not liking him just because of his stupid name
Fareeze mah roof
>>69065325
mankading is the ultimate cunt move
>>69065364
Freeze mah roof is the ultimate cunt
>>69065364
especially as he wasn't out of his ground when he pulled up, he was trying to play stupid mind games and it just failed miserably
>>69065216
don't fret it bud, as the grounds get smaller and the pitch gets flatter, he will break that record within 6 months.
Test
>>69067059
hello there big strong american
could the the world /cric/ XI beat the Aus/NZ /cric/ XI?
>>69069492
The world /cric/ needs more BSA
Banglabro>Wankush
post /cric/ approved karaoke
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CpfrTj3yRj
I'm not much into Karaoke, so here's something else
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh2AEc318U8&feature=youtu.be
>>69071486
eh let the cucks live in their cuck bubble
>>69069492
No fucking way, >we have a player who LITERALLY played in the hardest cricket league known to man. You don't stand a chance.
>>69071811
Mark Chapman played for Hong Kong so he's on our team
>>69071918
He has a blue flag, he's ours m8
In a bet there is a fool and a thief. And I'm not the fool.
>>69072172
>Trinbago
What a stupid name!
>>69071034
>tfw the australians are awake
>>69072564
GOATmatch obviously
>>69072658
Thoughts?
>>69073295
decent
>>69073295
That one song is a 7/10. I'll need to hear it a few more times Tbh.
>>69073295
I unironically love the cover. The photo's fantastic and their logo is a great combination of stylish and memorable.
The song is okay. There's nothing really wrong with it but it's not really my style. It has some nice dynamics but it meanders a bit and is a bit too reliant on loud guitars.
Though having said that it does make me feel a lot better about him, because there's evidently been a lot of work put into this, which means he's actually achieving something with his life. He was an annoying little shitcunt but I wish him the best.
PS kys daniel stop shilling your band
>>69073295
Extremely phallic, Freud would be a proud man.
I like Daniel
>>69073593
>Though having said that it does make me feel a lot better about him, because there's evidently been a lot of work put into this, which means he's actually achieving something with his life. He was an annoying little shitcunt but I wish him the best.
would Poo Peeland beating Shit Efrica even count as an upset at this point?
>tfw you buy a $9 burrito and throw it out cause you don't want to get food poisoning
list of people who have saved /cric/:
>fat hump goyim ltd.
>banglabro
list of people who are redundant:
>slowkush
Who /cpl/ here?
>>69074383
Delete your existence.
>>69074257
Why would Shit Efrica and Poo Peeland winning a world cup be such a big deal, when Bongland only cares about winning the Ashes?
>>69074509
Because Zimbabwe 2.0 and sheep shaggers doesn't have a dead body to fight for
Mike Hussey is literally playing memesledge in the rareflag20 right now
>>69072424
Delet
>>69074260
>tfw you can't even buy a burrito because you have biharis as the immigrants and your options are either cow brain kebab or goat intestine kebab
>>69074890
In all honesty, wasn't it Trinidad and Tobago?
How are they even allowed to change your country's name like that?
>inb4 franchise
Does David Willey belong on the handsome XI?
>>69074855
>rareflag20
kek!
>>69075074
I've got someone better!
>dee jee BRAVO!
>no ball no ball!!
>no ball no ball!!
>>69075238
Is Cox's Bazar the /gong/ of Bangladesh?
>>69075352
THG, will you watch any of the CPL games in the US?
>>69075381
Probably not, as you know I'm not a big fan of domestic meme cricket. I'll only watch Big Baby League and IPLeL if people are posting.
>>69075469
what part of BSA do you live in?
>>69075487
just outside of Boston
>>69075529
move to the best coast m8, much better timezone to watch cricket and better weather
>>69075560
>best coast
>better weather
>>69075560
Hawaii probably has the best cricket timezone but you're right about the west coast being better than the east
>>69075560
>best coast is the best coast
>>69075606
aren't you going to canada? you dont get an opinion
>>69075610
yeah Hawaii is the best but there's nothing to do in Hawaii but surf and deal drugs. Alaska aswell, but I've been there (briefly) for work and it is a miserable shithole. Best to avoid
>>69075352
>/gong/
not familiar with that meme
>>69075661
Wolla/gong/ is shithole community outside of Sydney where the only thing bogan's can do is get drunk and surf. Unfortunately I never went there back in 2007 when I visited
>>69075720
>shithole community
bit harsh, its quite picturesque. Lots of old folk go there to retire
Western Sydney is the real shithole
>>69075720
well then Cox's Bazar is the /gong/ of Bangladesh. You can drink and smoke pot to your hearts content and it's very cheap. The surfing culture is picking up as well.
>>69075761
It looks nice in pictures but it being a shithole just might be part of the meme. It's probably a nice place to visit but shitty to live in.
>>69075792
very similar to Hawaii then
We came over from old Blighty
The Barmy Army and me
Around Brisbane town we did roam
6 quid for a pint, a grand for a flight
With Strauss our captain, we'll take the urn home
So hoist up the John B sail
See how the mainsail sails
Call for the captain ashore
Take the urn home
We'll take the urn home
We'll take the urn home
With Strauss our captain
We'll take the urn home
Ricky Ponting's a broken man
Without Warne he has no plan
He tries to carry the team all on his own
He's losing his hair
But we don't care
'Cos Strauss our captain will take the urn home
So hoist up the John B sail
See how the mainsail sails
Call for the captain ashore
Take the urn home
We'll take the urn home
We'll take the urn home
With Strauss our captain
We'll take the urn home
Graeme Swann is a caring guy
Rescues cats in his spare time
Now he's gonna tear the Aussies apart
They can't read his spin
And so England will win
'Cos Strauss our captain will take the urn home
So hoist up the John B sail
See how the mainsail sails
Call for the captain ashore
Take the urn home
We'll take the urn home
We'll take the urn home
With Strauss our captain
We'll take the urn home
Why, why, why, Jesse Ryder? (Jesse Ryder)
(To the tune of Delilah)
I saw the rage in his eye as he looked for a toilet
I saw the glass on his hand as he smashed down the door
I stood there laughing
He saw the blood on his sleeve and we laughed no more
Why, why, why, Jesse Ryder?
Why, why, why, Jesse Ryder?
Long before the selectors say no more
Forgive me Vettori I wont be a git anymore
As Jesse woke up paralytic, in Christchurch Hospital
The Doctor came in to offer Jesse a hand
But Jesse was still mortalled he said (spoken) well I've had just about enough you , so you can go and….
Why, why, why, Jesse Ryder?
Why, why, why, Jesse Ryder?
Long before the selectors say no more
Forgive me Vettori I wont be a git anymore
we all shagged matilda
>>69075661
Reminder that the majority of neo-/cric/, including krazycivilservant and Cuckiel Ltd will unironically ask what /gong/ is
>>69077497
M8 the guy who keeps posting the /gong/ meme is LITERALLY a BSA who joined /cric/ in the post-daniel retirement era. /gong/ is not an oldfag meme in the slightest.
>>69077523
>implying it isn't THG autistically perusing the archives to show he's an oldfag
>>69077616
Yeah he does that no doubt, but I'm just saying that you were implying it's an oldfag meme, but THG posts it at least every two threads, and he is the definition of a neo-/cric/ newfag.
/rug/ here, who is /cric/'s version of the undisputed goddess of /rug/, Nina?
i'm the only one here who isn't a newfag desu
>>69077676
Based goosey
>>69077676
been here since the 2013 ashes, what does that make me desu?
>>69077675
fuck off nina you're not attractive we're not going to compliment you, you insecure slag
>>69077754
caring about test cricket makes you a nerd
>>69077828
If you don't care about test cricket, why are you in this thread?
>>69077838
it's an ODI thread as per the title and there was also GOAT20 on today in rare flag land
"Test" ""cricket"" on suicide watch
but seriously, when does the real cricket start? I'm becoming irritable. There's been nothing good since fucking February
>>69077675
me on the right
>>69078021
2 weeks?
Should be solid tho
>Eng v Pak
>NZ v SA
>NZ v Ind
We have 14 tests in the next 9 months which is apparently the most we've ever had in any 9 month timeframe
>>69078916
Fairly interested to see how sa v nz go. Especially as sa coach has said their poor performances in the tri series was because of a heavy workload for players
>>69079013
Steyn literally had it right, the tri-series was such a waste of time. Fishing in Wales and bowling four overs once a week is far more appetising.
>>69079095
Yeah the tri series was bullshit. The main problem with sa is he now has to maintain a compulsory racial quota .
>watching cricket
Hang yourself you lowlife neets.
I don't even care about T20 Tbh
>>69079263
Fuck off kermits asshole
First full cricket match I have ever watched, I am an American interested in the sport pretty exciting I guess. My Guyana warriors team plays tomorrow so that will be really exciting for me to have a team to root for emotionally
England win again lol
Rest of the world jelly and SUIDICE etc
>>69079263
I like the other Bangladeshi better
Is Jason Roy related to Rob Roy?
MITCHELL JOHNSON (HE BOWLS TO THE LEFT)
He bowls to the left...
He bowls to the rightttttttt
That Mitchell Johnson
His bowling is shite!
Anybody got a decent stream for Kent vs Sussex? Can't find a Sky Sports 2 acestream for the life of me and all the internet streams are shit quality.
>>69063775
Fucking Zafarullah Sharafat . He is a meme god and a real human bean.
Is Daniel's band considered post rock?
>>69084959
I think it might be prog rock.
Does Kent have the worst uniform in cricket, or in all of sports? It's a shame, I would support them more seeing as I was born in Kent but I had to go with Surrey as The Oval is much closer to me and their uniforms aren't total shit.
Worcestershire has a team full of future GOATs desu lads. We'll become THE dominant force in world cricket, just you wait and see.
Unfortunate reminder this happened
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CpfrTj3yRj
Who /realniggahours/ here?
>>69085176
I might be watching Surrey soon in Allah's very own city, London.
>>69088501
>>/pol/
Post your world /cric/ XI
Trinibro
Pakime
Jynn
Germanbro
Banglabro
Trump Hat Guy
Wankush
That one good Canadian poster
That one good Indian poster
That one Brit on Holliday in America
That one Brit that shills Muhammad Amir
Do we have a shot against the Anzac XI?
